DaCrashBomber is a legacy player of the Mega Man RPG Prototype with a current battle point total of 29,932,978 and a zenny total of 15,508. DaCrashBomber created his account on March 4th, 2015 and has since completed 55 different missions, unlocked 3 playable characters, 32 robot fighters, 83 special abilities, and 21 field stars. DaCrashBomber's most-used playable character is Dr. Cossack, and his top 5 favourite robots appear to be Metal Man, Magnet Man, Bomb Man, Fire Man and Ice Man.
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Alright, I'll use Buster Shot on the Drill Mole
No time to think now! *Shoots a GIANT Napalm Bomb into the sky, which then splits into hundreds of normal-sized Napalm Bombs, which rain down onto the heroes. All of this with a maniacal laugh* Come, come, did you REALLY think you could beat, THE ALMIGHTY FANG MAN?! *in the confusion, he bites Meta and Copy Meta, draining their energy, and gaining there Core powers*
*appears from castle with Ice Man* Then you'd save Me for last. Fang, take care of Ninja. Freeze, Ice, go for BT. I'll go for Dark...
HAHA! Guess I HAVE to fight you Now! *Uses Time Accelerator to circle Ninja Man, then jumps behind him and stabs him with his own version of the Ninja Katana
Blades! NOO!! *gets stabbed* Oh, and it looks like Strike Man is out for the ss...easso....nnnn....*disabled*
Congrats. You disabled a robot. Whoop-de-dang-doo. *fires the purple lasers again at Ninja Man*
Shadow Clone! *clone with arm cut off poofs away* Now, let's see Strike Man's team for the season! *creates at least 20 clones* Yes, it's a dream team! *all clones use Rollout and charge at Ninja*
Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Obi-Wan! You can try and hurt me, but remember: I have your core downloaded... and you don't wanna know what I can do with that... NOW DIE! *fires a Dark Quick Boomerang*
You! Blue Robot! Prepare to be destroyed by the hands of Fang Man! *fires two purple beams from his hands at Meta*
Um, master, who is this... Crash Man they speak of?
It-..um... A nickname for me. Now then *calls Ice Man* Ice Man! Come here, and bring Dubstep!
*teleports to Slur, with what seems to be a Black ceberus, assumably Dubstep* H-here's your package, master!
Excellent. Now, Ice Man, bring me back to the Castle; I can repair myself once there. ProtoType, fuse with Dubstep
Yes, master. *fuses with Dubstep. Crash now has black and purple armor, giant bat wings, a demon tail, red eyes, and fangs*
Woah, you look amazing, Pr-... No. I can now call you by your new name: Fang Man! Now, you, Strike and Freeze go to the Electrical Tower. I will catch up with you. *teleports to Slur Castle with Ice Man*
WHAT ARE YOU TWO WEAKLINGS WAITING FOR?! LET'S CRUSH THESE IMBICILE "HEROES!"
Y-yes sir!! *all three teleport to Electrical Tower*
He-he...He-Ha! HAHAHA!
What are you laughing at? You've lost! One good shot will kill you, Strike and Freeze are jokes, and Shadow Man is killable. All we need to do is destroy your little friend there, ProtoType.
*Laugh* My little friend? MY little friend?! Proto, take of your helmet.
What are you playing at?
How do you know........ you're not hurting YOUR little friend.
*proto takes his helmet off, only to reveal... that it was
Crash Man the whole time!!
*shoots down Sargent Man and the extra lives* Do you think by killing Slur, you have stopped his cause?! YOU. *runs up and punches Ninja Man* HAVE *Punches again* STOPPED. *kicks Ninja up into the air* NOTHING! *smashes him back down to earth* Now then... *absorbs Ninja Man's abilities and core*
Crash Man: SIgn me up for Mr. Cossack!
*gets hit by the Ninja Katana* Y...you....you...I..refuse to....lose! *starts charging up*
What is he...
RRRAAAHHH!!! *uses Slur Oblivion, which disentigrates the ground, the arena, and everyone one within a 4-mile radius*
*thinks he's destroyed* Wait... who? *notices that only him, BT, and Dark are alive from the nova* Guys! Who could've blocked an attack like that?
Miss me much?
Starforce, eh? Challenge accepted.
Guess again... *poofs, revealing hundreds of Slurs in the stands, and around the perimeter of the inside of the stadiun. Now, you cannot hit me. I am everywhere. These are real clones, with real Shadamax cores. You have angered me, and you will PAY for your mistakes! *absorbs the Shadamaxes of all 501 Slur Clones, and transforms into a Bass.exe like creature RRRRAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Oh No! You defeated me!!
You here that guys! We won!
*met poofs out, revealing itself as a Shadow Clone, and slur backstabs Metal Man in the core* Psych.
*giggle, that quickly turns into a laugh* You Fools!
What?
I don't know, check your friends!
What are you... Proto Mech?... RHYTHM II?!.....
Must... obey... Lord... Slur...
Must... destroy... Meta... kaboom... booyah.....
Yeah, that's right, I knew you were going to try and copy my Beam and Shadamax, so I simply made it a hypnosis beam, and a Mind Control Device! And you just fell for it...
Ow! Is Strike Man's Core out for the season? But wait! *pulls out Shadamax* What is the rookie doing? *inserts Shadamax* RAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! *turns from white to black, the lines are now purple, and his eyes are red* I. AM. SHADOW. STRIKER. PREPARE. TO. PERISH! *summons a Shadow Bat (Strike Bat, but black and with increased power, speed, and with spikes) and fires a constant stream of Shadow Rebounders (Rebound Strikers, but they explode on contact)
Copy Meta. You fight your brother. Strike and Freeze, keep fighting Sargent. Shadow Man, go for Bt Man and Rhythm II ProtoType and I will kill Dark...
*jawdrop*
*jawdrop*
*jawdrop*... What. Ju-
Record this. Now.
Can you two idiots do anything right? *shoots a Slur Beam, piercing Ninja Man's core*
Great, while Slur is dealing with Ninja, we can both deal with Sargent Man over here! *freezes Sargent Man's buster over, then fires an Ice Slasher, cutting the arm off*
Good idea! *fires a Dust Crusher and Rebound Striker together, making a Dust Striker! (aren't I clever nicknamer?}
Have you forgotten too? *freezes Ninja Man's legs, making him unable to move, then shoots a Freeze Cracker x5
And a present for you too, Sargent Man! *Uses Dust Crusher on Sargent*
Keep it up.
And, OOH! Strike Man takes a couple hits there, but no matter! He lays the trap... *uses Super Arm to grab and throw chunks of the land, making Ninja in Time Acccelerate either fall in a pit, or run into a wall* And He Fires! *fires 10 Rebound Strikers into the Maze, theoretically boucing off all of the walls created to eventually hit Ninja Man in the back*
Ninja Man goes for the Quick Boomerang, but he forgot of Strike Man's amazing catch! *catches the Quick Boomerang* Strike Man goes for the pitch! *transforms the Quick Boomerang into a Shadow Boomerang, then throws it back at Ninja Man
Dark Man! I will not fail my duty to Lord Slur! Prepare to explode! *throws a Ring Boomerang (that 100% hit chance though) at Dark Man, at almost the speed of light
And he falls for the old Copy Cat trick! Now it's Strike's turn to bat! *summons Strike Batter, then Summons 5 Rebound Strikers, and using the bat, swings them at Ninja Man at undodgeable speeds*
Well then, I'm leaving for the day... Um, see you ne-
*shoots a Slur Beam at Galaxy, disentigrating him* Now then, would anyone else like to leave? *crowd stood terrified* Good. *uses Astro Crush on Team Hero*
Team Slur is ready. *turns to see Meta and Dark Man* Ah, Dark Man. Good ol' brother. How's about you surrender, so we can make this a quick and painless death.
No! You'll never beat me!
You may be right, but he'll beat you *points over to ProtoType*
Really?! How so!
*laughs* See you on the battlefield, brother. *walks away with the rest of his gang*
Is everyone ready? (Team Leader Give the go)
Here we are folks! The Match of the Century! We have:
Excellent. Now then, catch. *hands each one of them a black orb*
Um, what's this boss?
An invention of mine: The Shadamax. Equip it to your core, and your power will increase 1,000,000fold.
Tries out the Shadamax* RAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
You're right, this IS much more powerful!
Now then, let's go conquer the world. *all villians, including Copy Meta, Slur, and Proto, teleport to the final battle
*gets stopped at the front gates Slur's Invisible Castle* Let me In!
Uh, Freeze! There's something dangerous up ahead sir!
WHAT?! UH, FREEZE IT AT ALL COSTS, SOLDIER!
Uh, sir, he's claiming he wants to help us...
Let him in. If he dares to betray us, he'll face my wrath.
Y-yes sir! *opens gates and puts down stealth shield to let Copy Meta in*
He's perfect.
Wow, he looks great boss
No one will stop him now. And the look on their faces when they find out who Proto actually is! It'll be priceless!
Sir, I think he's supposed to be a weapon, not a practical j-
You know, I promised to destroy ALL robot masters, and you two just happen to be the exception; I can change that.
Y-Yes Sir!!
Yes, I am built to... Destroy. Destroy All Robot Masters!
Well then... that was pointless... anyways, let's head back Proto. You'll need upgrades if we're going to kill Dark.
Yes sir.
What about us?
Stay here.
Fool. *grabs the wheels, then throws them back at Bass
*finds Bass again, then uses Type-1 (sword) to cut at his legs.
....
What is it boss?
I sense another robot master's presence... F-.. No. I must keep your name a secret. Proto Type, scan and destroy the Robot.
Yes master... *starts scanning, until he finds Bass* TARGET SIGHTED! *fires Shadow Bomb*
Bass is disabled sir!
*evil laugh* Perfect. One less pawn to worry about
SLUR! I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID!
Oh really? Let's test that. *Comet Punch x4's Crash into the floor* Now come come, Crash, did you REALLY think you could beat me?
I'm still here right? *counters with a *dodged* Crash Bomb, and a *dodged* Napalm Bomb
Enough of this nonsense! *Uses a Comet Punch x100 to OHKO Crash, then grabs Crash's body, and teleports away
Oh, and wh-, wait... it's just punching bag... *notices he is leaking oil at a fast rate* *giggle* I can use this... I can use this..........
NO!! DON'T YOU GET IT?! CYRO MAN WAS A ROBOT BUILT TO HELP PEOPLE. GUARD MAN WAS A ROBOT BUILT TO PROTECT PEOPLE! WHAT AM I?! A ROBOT MEANT FOR PURE DESTRUCTION! AND IF I CAN'T DISMANTLE A SIMPLE WATER CORE ROBOT, THEN I HAVE FAILED MY PURPOSE AS A ROBOT MASTER!! SO, I MUST TRAIN MYSELF TO THE POINT OF WHICH I CAN DESTROY SLUR, WITH NO ASSISTANCE FROM OTHERS! NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, LEAVE. ME. ALONE!
Leave. Me. Alone.
WHA- n-No. THAT's NOT IT. J- Just LEAVE ME ALONE!
WHAT?! YOU THINK JUST CAUSE YOU GET ALL SOBBY, YOU THINK I'M GONNA JOIN YOU AND YOUR STUPID TEAM! I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH SLUR, NOT A REASON TO HELP YOU! *gets up and exits through the door* Now, if you excuse me, I have a Team to avenge.
*turns around to see Dark Man* DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! GET OUT! *attacks Dark Man even stronger and faster than last time*
RAH! *explosion* RAH! *explosion* WHY?!!! *huge explosion*
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! *faint explosion can be heard* WHY? *another faint explosion*
*angrily* FINE THEN, YOU BLUE SCRAPHEAP! NEXT TIME WE MEET, I'LL LEAVE YOU UNREPAIRABLE! UNREPAIRABLE LIKE GUARD MAN! UNREPAIRABLE LIKE CYRO MAN! UNREPAIRABLE LIKE... (rage subsides) like... me.......
RAHH!!! *flip kicks Dark Man, then shoots Crash Bombs at him while he's in the air. When he falls back down, he traps Dark Man in a Bubble wrap, then shoots a Crash Bazooka at him*