DaCrashBomber is a legacy player of the Mega Man RPG Prototype with a current battle point total of 29,932,978 and a zenny total of 15,508. DaCrashBomber created his account on March 4th, 2015 and has since completed 55 different missions, unlocked 3 playable characters, 32 robot fighters, 83 special abilities, and 21 field stars. DaCrashBomber's most-used playable character is Dr. Cossack, and his top 5 favourite robots appear to be Metal Man, Magnet Man, Bomb Man, Fire Man and Ice Man.
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Alright, I'll use Buster Shot on the Drill Mole
No time to think now! *Shoots a GIANT Napalm Bomb into the sky, which then splits into hundreds of normal-sized Napalm Bombs, which rain down onto the heroes. All of this with a maniacal laugh* Come, come, did you REALLY think you could beat, THE ALMIGHTY FANG MAN?! *in the confusion, he bites Meta and Copy Meta, draining their energy, and gaining there Core powers*
*appears from castle with Ice Man* Then you'd save Me for last. Fang, take care of Ninja. Freeze, Ice, go for BT. I'll go for Dark...
HAHA! Guess I HAVE to fight you Now! *Uses Time Accelerator to circle Ninja Man, then jumps behind him and stabs him with his own version of the Ninja Katana
Blades! NOO!! *gets stabbed* Oh, and it looks like Strike Man is out for the ss...easso....nnnn....*disabled*
Congrats. You disabled a robot. Whoop-de-dang-doo. *fires the purple lasers again at Ninja Man*
Shadow Clone! *clone with arm cut off poofs away* Now, let's see Strike Man's team for the season! *creates at least 20 clones* Yes, it's a dream team! *all clones use Rollout and charge at Ninja*
Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Obi-Wan! You can try and hurt me, but remember: I have your core downloaded... and you don't wanna know what I can do with that... NOW DIE! *fires a Dark Quick Boomerang*
You! Blue Robot! Prepare to be destroyed by the hands of Fang Man! *fires two purple beams from his hands at Meta*
Um, master, who is this... Crash Man they speak of?
It-..um... A nickname for me. Now then *calls Ice Man* Ice Man! Come here, and bring Dubstep!
*teleports to Slur, with what seems to be a Black ceberus, assumably Dubstep* H-here's your package, master!
Excellent. Now, Ice Man, bring me back to the Castle; I can repair myself once there. ProtoType, fuse with Dubstep
Yes, master. *fuses with Dubstep. Crash now has black and purple armor, giant bat wings, a demon tail, red eyes, and fangs*
Woah, you look amazing, Pr-... No. I can now call you by your new name: Fang Man! Now, you, Strike and Freeze go to the Electrical Tower. I will catch up with you. *teleports to Slur Castle with Ice Man*
WHAT ARE YOU TWO WEAKLINGS WAITING FOR?! LET'S CRUSH THESE IMBICILE "HEROES!"
Y-yes sir!! *all three teleport to Electrical Tower*
He-he...He-Ha! HAHAHA!
What are you laughing at? You've lost! One good shot will kill you, Strike and Freeze are jokes, and Shadow Man is killable. All we need to do is destroy your little friend there, ProtoType.
*Laugh* My little friend? MY little friend?! Proto, take of your helmet.
What are you playing at?
How do you know........ you're not hurting YOUR little friend.
*proto takes his helmet off, only to reveal... that it was
Crash Man the whole time!!
*shoots down Sargent Man and the extra lives* Do you think by killing Slur, you have stopped his cause?! YOU. *runs up and punches Ninja Man* HAVE *Punches again* STOPPED. *kicks Ninja up into the air* NOTHING! *smashes him back down to earth* Now then... *absorbs Ninja Man's abilities and core*
Crash Man: SIgn me up for Mr. Cossack!
*gets hit by the Ninja Katana* Y...you....you...I..refuse to....lose! *starts charging up*
What is he...
RRRAAAHHH!!! *uses Slur Oblivion, which disentigrates the ground, the arena, and everyone one within a 4-mile radius*
*thinks he's destroyed* Wait... who? *notices that only him, BT, and Dark are alive from the nova* Guys! Who could've blocked an attack like that?
Miss me much?
Starforce, eh? Challenge accepted.
Guess again... *poofs, revealing hundreds of Slurs in the stands, and around the perimeter of the inside of the stadiun. Now, you cannot hit me. I am everywhere. These are real clones, with real Shadamax cores. You have angered me, and you will PAY for your mistakes! *absorbs the Shadamaxes of all 501 Slur Clones, and transforms into a Bass.exe like creature RRRRAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Oh No! You defeated me!!
You here that guys! We won!
*met poofs out, revealing itself as a Shadow Clone, and slur backstabs Metal Man in the core* Psych.
*giggle, that quickly turns into a laugh* You Fools!
What?
I don't know, check your friends!
What are you... Proto Mech?... RHYTHM II?!.....
Must... obey... Lord... Slur...
Must... destroy... Meta... kaboom... booyah.....
Yeah, that's right, I knew you were going to try and copy my Beam and Shadamax, so I simply made it a hypnosis beam, and a Mind Control Device! And you just fell for it...
Ow! Is Strike Man's Core out for the season? But wait! *pulls out Shadamax* What is the rookie doing? *inserts Shadamax* RAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! *turns from white to black, the lines are now purple, and his eyes are red* I. AM. SHADOW. STRIKER. PREPARE. TO. PERISH! *summons a Shadow Bat (Strike Bat, but black and with increased power, speed, and with spikes) and fires a constant stream of Shadow Rebounders (Rebound Strikers, but they explode on contact)
Copy Meta. You fight your brother. Strike and Freeze, keep fighting Sargent. Shadow Man, go for Bt Man and Rhythm II ProtoType and I will kill Dark...
*jawdrop*
*jawdrop*
*jawdrop*... What. Ju-
Record this. Now.
Can you two idiots do anything right? *shoots a Slur Beam, piercing Ninja Man's core*
Great, while Slur is dealing with Ninja, we can both deal with Sargent Man over here! *freezes Sargent Man's buster over, then fires an Ice Slasher, cutting the arm off*
Good idea! *fires a Dust Crusher and Rebound Striker together, making a Dust Striker! (aren't I clever nicknamer?}
Have you forgotten too? *freezes Ninja Man's legs, making him unable to move, then shoots a Freeze Cracker x5
And a present for you too, Sargent Man! *Uses Dust Crusher on Sargent*
Keep it up.
And, OOH! Strike Man takes a couple hits there, but no matter! He lays the trap... *uses Super Arm to grab and throw chunks of the land, making Ninja in Time Acccelerate either fall in a pit, or run into a wall* And He Fires! *fires 10 Rebound Strikers into the Maze, theoretically boucing off all of the walls created to eventually hit Ninja Man in the back*
Ninja Man goes for the Quick Boomerang, but he forgot of Strike Man's amazing catch! *catches the Quick Boomerang* Strike Man goes for the pitch! *transforms the Quick Boomerang into a Shadow Boomerang, then throws it back at Ninja Man
Dark Man! I will not fail my duty to Lord Slur! Prepare to explode! *throws a Ring Boomerang (that 100% hit chance though) at Dark Man, at almost the speed of light
And he falls for the old Copy Cat trick! Now it's Strike's turn to bat! *summons Strike Batter, then Summons 5 Rebound Strikers, and using the bat, swings them at Ninja Man at undodgeable speeds*
Well then, I'm leaving for the day... Um, see you ne-
*shoots a Slur Beam at Galaxy, disentigrating him* Now then, would anyone else like to leave? *crowd stood terrified* Good. *uses Astro Crush on Team Hero*
Team Slur is ready. *turns to see Meta and Dark Man* Ah, Dark Man. Good ol' brother. How's about you surrender, so we can make this a quick and painless death.
No! You'll never beat me!
You may be right, but he'll beat you *points over to ProtoType*
Really?! How so!
*laughs* See you on the battlefield, brother. *walks away with the rest of his gang*
Is everyone ready? (Team Leader Give the go)
Here we are folks! The Match of the Century! We have:
Excellent. Now then, catch. *hands each one of them a black orb*
Um, what's this boss?
An invention of mine: The Shadamax. Equip it to your core, and your power will increase 1,000,000fold.
Tries out the Shadamax* RAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
You're right, this IS much more powerful!
Now then, let's go conquer the world. *all villians, including Copy Meta, Slur, and Proto, teleport to the final battle
*gets stopped at the front gates Slur's Invisible Castle* Let me In!
Uh, Freeze! There's something dangerous up ahead sir!
WHAT?! UH, FREEZE IT AT ALL COSTS, SOLDIER!
Uh, sir, he's claiming he wants to help us...
Let him in. If he dares to betray us, he'll face my wrath.
Y-yes sir! *opens gates and puts down stealth shield to let Copy Meta in*
He's perfect.
Wow, he looks great boss
No one will stop him now. And the look on their faces when they find out who Proto actually is! It'll be priceless!
Sir, I think he's supposed to be a weapon, not a practical j-
You know, I promised to destroy ALL robot masters, and you two just happen to be the exception; I can change that.
Y-Yes Sir!!
Yes, I am built to... Destroy. Destroy All Robot Masters!
Well then... that was pointless... anyways, let's head back Proto. You'll need upgrades if we're going to kill Dark.
Yes sir.
What about us?
Stay here.
Fool. *grabs the wheels, then throws them back at Bass
*finds Bass again, then uses Type-1 (sword) to cut at his legs.
....
What is it boss?
I sense another robot master's presence... F-.. No. I must keep your name a secret. Proto Type, scan and destroy the Robot.
Yes master... *starts scanning, until he finds Bass* TARGET SIGHTED! *fires Shadow Bomb*
Bass is disabled sir!
*evil laugh* Perfect. One less pawn to worry about
SLUR! I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID!
Oh really? Let's test that. *Comet Punch x4's Crash into the floor* Now come come, Crash, did you REALLY think you could beat me?
I'm still here right? *counters with a *dodged* Crash Bomb, and a *dodged* Napalm Bomb
Enough of this nonsense! *Uses a Comet Punch x100 to OHKO Crash, then grabs Crash's body, and teleports away
Oh, and wh-, wait... it's just punching bag... *notices he is leaking oil at a fast rate* *giggle* I can use this... I can use this..........
NO!! DON'T YOU GET IT?! CYRO MAN WAS A ROBOT BUILT TO HELP PEOPLE. GUARD MAN WAS A ROBOT BUILT TO PROTECT PEOPLE! WHAT AM I?! A ROBOT MEANT FOR PURE DESTRUCTION! AND IF I CAN'T DISMANTLE A SIMPLE WATER CORE ROBOT, THEN I HAVE FAILED MY PURPOSE AS A ROBOT MASTER!! SO, I MUST TRAIN MYSELF TO THE POINT OF WHICH I CAN DESTROY SLUR, WITH NO ASSISTANCE FROM OTHERS! NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, LEAVE. ME. ALONE!
Leave. Me. Alone.
WHA- n-No. THAT's NOT IT. J- Just LEAVE ME ALONE!
WHAT?! YOU THINK JUST CAUSE YOU GET ALL SOBBY, YOU THINK I'M GONNA JOIN YOU AND YOUR STUPID TEAM! I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH SLUR, NOT A REASON TO HELP YOU! *gets up and exits through the door* Now, if you excuse me, I have a Team to avenge.
*turns around to see Dark Man* DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! GET OUT! *attacks Dark Man even stronger and faster than last time*
RAH! *explosion* RAH! *explosion* WHY?!!! *huge explosion*
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! *faint explosion can be heard* WHY? *another faint explosion*
*angrily* FINE THEN, YOU BLUE SCRAPHEAP! NEXT TIME WE MEET, I'LL LEAVE YOU UNREPAIRABLE! UNREPAIRABLE LIKE GUARD MAN! UNREPAIRABLE LIKE CYRO MAN! UNREPAIRABLE LIKE... (rage subsides) like... me.......
RAHH!!! *flip kicks Dark Man, then shoots Crash Bombs at him while he's in the air. When he falls back down, he traps Dark Man in a Bubble wrap, then shoots a Crash Bazooka at him*
*turns around, with crazed eyes, and attacks Dark Man, only with twice the power and speed.
*still angry about Guard's death* Cool. I'm out. *teleports to training room*
*angrily* I. will. take. his. place.
NO! NOT GUARD TOO! *Suddenly teleports to training room
... *digs hands into ground, and purple lines surge through his body. His body plates now become purple, the gem on his helmet black, no more pupils, and has a dark purple aura around him
Wait, what's going on? *looks around the stadium, then finds a cloaked figure moving his hand around, with the hand having the same purple aura as Evil Guard Man* ...Slur!
AW, WHAT! *takes explosion, but puts up Leaf Shield for min. Damage* Now then... WHICH ONE OF YOU IS REAL! *uses Star Crash again, but the Shadow Clones dodge* THAT IS... wait a minute... I'm Guard Man! The Police Robot! Did you think I wouldn't be equipped with heat-seeking/ electricity-seeking vision?! GUARD VISION! *eyes turn to goggles, and spots the real Shadow Comet* DIE! *Uses Scorch Wheel for direct hit*
*giggles*
What?
You were wrong. There is junk I can use around here.
Really? Where.
*points at Shadow Comet* Right there. *uses the Dark-Copy Cores of the Copies as a Junk Shield, but instead of shooting the Junk Shield, he absorbs 7 Shadow-Copy Cores
People just never learn... *jumps up, freezes a comet, and dive bombs it down onto Shadow Comet
Alright! I'm sorry Dark, but I need to be the one to face Slur! Desperate times call for desperate measures! *pulls out the remains of Cyro Man's core, and has it touched with his own*
What are you...
FU!...
SION!...
OH MY G-
HAAA!!!!!
Who are you?! Guard Man? Cyro Man?!
I am neither Guard nor Cyro... I am Gyr... no that's been taken... I. AM. CYAN MAN! *creates new arm out of ice* LETS DO THIS!
Alright, two can play at this game! *starts punching the clones when they jump for him, then grabs the real Dark Man, and uses Scorch Wheel
Well then, if you wanna play it sneaky, so be it! *creates multiple Star Crashes, and throws them at the clones*
Well then... that was quick...
I think i'm up next...
I guess it's ninja vs. ultimate now
*comes out of Team room for first time since Rhythm II incident*
Hey big guy...
We must kill Slur.
Finally, something we agree on...
Ju-Just skip to M-Match 3
YOU... SLUR! YOU HEAR ME AND YOU HEAR ME WELL! I WILL FIND YOU! I WILL KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE! D-does anyone have any Extra Lives?!
C...Cyro.....
D...Did I win?
Hey, this is awesome! Let's do this! *flies, breaking through a meteor on the way, then proceeds to grab a meteor, freeze it entirely, and dive bomb it down straight to Slur, crashing it straight on it's head*
Slur, if there's one thing I learned spending an hour in that Bubble you forced me to trap myself in, it's that fear is an illusion, and that one can do anything if they put their mind to it! H-hey that tickles! *starts glowing*
Hey, um are you alright? No? Perfect. *uses Chill Spike Combo, but with x5 Ice Slashers, followed by another Ice Cube Punch in the form of an uppercut, followed by smashing Slur back to earth*
Uh-oh! *dodges Comet Attack, Astro Crush, and Galaxy Bomb, but gets hit by Meteor Knuckle* Ow, that hurt! Now your in for it! *uses Ice Wall, then shatters it to a million pieces; all of which heading straight for Slur's face*
*Uses Cyro Freezer to freeze his hands in giant Ice Cubes, making makeshift power punches* Lets Rock! *Uppercuts Slur, followed by a roundhouse kick, and trapping him in an ice bubble*
You don't talk much, do you? Eat Ice! *uses Chill Spikes to trap Slur in a corner, then uses Blizzard Attack repeated times*
Eat this! *throws Freeze Cracker at Slur, then lays Chill Spike's as Booby Traps
Alright! Ice Slasher x4! *shoots 4 Ice Slashers that have 4x attack*
Alright Mr. Slur, you may have beaten Crash and Guard, but you won't beat me so easily!
Meta, Dark, listen. I may not be the strongest fighter out there, but I think I can beat Slur. Unfortunately, the percentage of me beating him by myself is the equivalent of the ratio of male to female robot masters. So, do you think you could train me so that I might beat Slur?
*terrified* H-he just came. H-he as-asked for our s-souls, ou-our data. W-we refused, th-then he defeated G-Guard Man in two b-blows. O-one to knock out e-every s-single o-one of h-his shields c-combined, and o-one to K.O. h-him. T-then he grabbed me a-and t-threw me towards the p-punching bag. H-he said "I can see the relationship!" I-I was a g-goner. Th-then I remembered Cyro. He h-had managed to l-last longer than every one of u-us. H-he generated m-more ice than I had ever seen him generate, and froze his arms and legs to the wall. He expected me to Crash Bomb his chest, but I was already out. He then, Proceded to create a giant star of ice on the ceiling. The reason you see a bubble was parts of it melted.
IT WAS SLUR!
*GASP* *cough*cough* NO! DON- Wait... it's just you...
N-no, n-not you, i-it w-was S-s-s.........*silence*
*in the most scared voice ever* N-n-no! I-I kn-know I-It's j-ju-just y-you! Y-you're j-just go-gonna k-kill me too!
DISTRESS SIGNAL: *static*staic*DArK?*static*static*static*tRainIng RoOm*static*static*static*hELp!*static*static* END SIGNAL.
Why I outta!
Crash! Let's go to the Repair Room, then lets go to our Team Training Room! Cmon, it'll be fun!
Fine. But remember Dark. This ain't over. Next tournament, Meta won't be so lucky! Then we'll see who's stronger!
I- I'm sorry for criticizing your brother like that. But a few things: 1. When is the next match? 2. Where is the Repair Shop? I might need some fix-ups. and 3. I'm afraid those last 4 requests won't be valid, as Guard and Cyro are going to be in the final match, and Team Crash will win. So, good luck with that.
Slur... that guy is such a joke, Clown Man could beat him...
Crash, your getting angry again...
Wh-what?! Who is it?!
No. He's not worthy to even be near you. You did your combo because you practiced it, and you put effort into it. All Guard did was get mad and overreact. *walks towards the stands for the next fight*
*whispers to Dark Man* Him and Guard had a fight in the Team Room. I recorded the whole thing.
*comes out of room with the other half of his helmet broken, the half broken by Meta completely shattered, a black eye, one of his Busters completely torn off, and the other loaded Crash Bomb cut off, and the green gem thing on his chest broken*
What happened to you?!
I had to teach Guard that I am the team leader for a reason.
*walks silently to follow crash*
First thing is first, I was, while everyone else stood stock still, and let their hearts stop beating, I was actually furious. Why you ask? Because by losing to Meta, I've lost the chance to try to best him. IF I had faced Dark Man, I would've gone headfirst, no holding back. Of course, I wouldn't KILL HIM *glances over to Guard*, but I'd leave the same message he left to Proto-mech: Next time, if there is a next time, don't mess with me, or my Team. Now, if you excuse me, I have a gear to pick with Guard... *enters Team room and slams door*
Erm........*thinks for a while*........no...no I don't think anyone here could be a relative of Dark Man.
Maybe... but if so, it can't be anyone on Team Crash. Cyro is WAY to young, (but does hold the powers...), Guard normally doesn't just rip people's heads off for calling him... *sees Guard behind him* the G-word, and me?! Heck, I was out on the first round (though I would've one if there had been 10 more seconds...)
What?! No, the poor guy (except for now apparently) wouldn't hurt a fly. Honestly.
I... uh... no... no, this... this is new...
That.... was... AWESOME! DID YOU SEE IT WHEN GUARD USED THAT SCORCH WHEEL AND WENT "FWOOM!",AND WHE-
Cyro, thats enough
Ok...
But no, this is the first time Guard has been this crazy, let alone be in a tournament...
I guess you could say... that Guard lost his hea-
Stop.
Ok...
NOW, LET'S END THIS! *uses star crash to disorient Rhythm II, then Rhythm II's legs and arms start rattling...*
What the...
You idiot! Why would you use explosive moves?! *catches the bombs, then throws them all back, using a Scorch Wheel to set them off right in Rhythm II's face
I...
Uh oh...
AM NOT...
Oh boy...
GUTS MAN!!!! *rushes up to Rhythm II, does a devastating uppercut, and fires a Scorch Wheel up into the air, exploding her*
OK, ON GUARD! *first creates Skull Barrier to deflect the Danger Bomb, then picks Rhythm II up and throws her across the arena
Yes! I'm gonna pound her head in for calling me Guts Man!
Dude. Get over it.
No! I'm sick of people calling me Guts! It's about time someone learned a lesson!
Crap just got real...
*jawdrop*
*jawdrop*
Ok, patience up, when is the next fight.
You mean I won?! YES! I BEAT MR. BA-LAA-ADE, HA, HA-HA, HA-HA, HA!
Sorry, he gets... excited with victories. *whispers, Light should've named him Cyro Boy...*
Alright, when is the next match?
Yeah, I wanna turn!
WHA-I... I... *sigh* lost... Good game, Meta
Don't worry Crash, we'll enter some other tourney later!
Yeah I guess...
*Notices giant crack in glass part of helmet* Dang it. So Dark Man, who won?
ALRIGHT! LET'S END THIS! *shoots black hole bomb, Danger wrap, and then Fires A Kajillion Crash Bombs, and then one Killer Bullet (Crash Bazooka)
Not bad. *breaks out of ice*, but can you dodge this? *shoots Flash bomb at Meta, blinding him, then shoots a Black Hole Bomb, and a Napalm Bomb*.
Come on, is that all you got?! DANGER BOMB COMBO! *traps Meta in a Danger Wrap, then fires Crash Bombs at it, causing the bubble to explode in midair*
Alright! CRASH BOMB! *shoots crash bomber at meta*
Alright, Team Crash is ready!
Yeah... this'll be fun!
Come at me! I'll take on anybody, male or female programming!
Why does everyone think i'm Guts Man?! We simply both have the same build! My paint job is a MUCH different color than him! It's SO ANNOYING!!
Easy hotshot...
Well then, we might as well commence the first fight; it's just two NPC's.
All right! Getting heated up in the first battle!
M...Mr. B-Ballade?! B-but he's scary! This won't end well...
*look of astonishment
Uh, Guard, what's wrong buddy?
I...I'm fighting... a girl? Don't see many near the museum... This should be interesting!
Alright then, now let's have ourselves a clean battle tourney. No killing, just battling.
Yeah, and we should let Mr. Dark Man decide the matches!
Good idea Cyro. Dark, please pick the matches.
Both of you, stop fighting, or I'll blow both your heads off to Galaxy Man's stage!
Cyro Man
Guard Man
Yeah, let's blow some robots up!
Crash Man