MegaBossMan is a contributor and a legacy player of the Mega Man RPG Prototype with a current battle point total of 746,235,719,899 and a zenny total of 4,720,215. MegaBossMan created his account on September 5th, 2013 and has since completed 947 different missions, unlocked 3 playable characters, 38 robot fighters, 101 special abilities, and 1024 field stars. MegaBossMan's most-used playable character is Dr. Wily, and his top 5 favourite robots appear to be Snake Man, Top Man, Rhythm, Roll and Gemini Man.
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......Huh. Should've figured that was going to happen. Now, let's see here....
Your clones are plentiful, but they look pretty fragile! I wanna see how you do with your party trick now!
Yes, yes!! This is when the fight REALLY starts!
Let's see how you react to THIS!
Just what are you-Oof!
Alright, funny guy! You keep on trying to expand the distance, but I'll reach you!
Schmancy technique you got there, but elegance doesn't do a thing if you can't hit me with it!
Ka-BOOM! Let's have a good match, will we? Oh, and don't get mad if I send you to the scrap-heap!


FREEZE WELL, FRIENDS!!
Freeze, no need to be so loud...Nobody needs to hear us!
Tomahawk, the point is to hit it out of the ballpark right when we come!
They call me the Law around these parts....



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Slash Man-Once again, I just don’t fully-agree with the Nature typing. However, it’s fair to say that Slash Man isn’t exactly a Cutter core either. Cutter-cores are usually ranged-fighters, which is something Slash Man has proven he’s not. However, Nature-Cores aren’t exactly close-fighters too, as they rely on some form of nature, such as leaves, snakes, and bees. Also, Nature-cores are usually more reserved and less outspoken, from robots like Wood Man and Snake Man. Slash Man has proven he is none of that, from sources like Gigamix and such.
Slash Man-Oof, here’s the doozy! Look, I just can’t see him being a Nature core. Nothing about him screams Nature to me. I get it: His field? Yeah, it takes place in a wild area. But, fields aren’t who the Robot is. Take a look at our buddy from MM4, Ring Man. He’s a Cutter-core, right? But his field is Space Simulator, a Space field. That doesn’t mean Ring Man is throwing out Star Barriers and Black Hole Bombs all over the place. While I can see Slash Man throwing up a Leaf Shield, attacks like Search Snake and Hornet Chaser just don’t seem right to me, coming out of him. It’s not like Nature Attacks aren’t projectiles either. I mean, we have bees and snakes coming out to hit the opponent, which isn't close-fighting. Yes, I know about Slash Claw. Why does it have to be his T2 though? It’s extremely simple, and never seemed to be anything like a T2 to me. Out of his other attacks, we have the attack where he lights himself on fire[A Nature-bot going Human Torch?] and where he drops his little sticky embers. Could we classify the Ember Drop as his T2? The attack was basically for him to set the player up in a situation where he could slash him, thus creating a little strategy somehow that we could utilize in some way in MMRPG. However….I will admit that the Nature to Cutter ratio isn’t exactly fair. I’m just throwing out ideas here.
Cloud Man-Eh, I’d be fine with Electric-attacks just doing normal damage to him. We really don’t get too many bots who are like that, having their type do normal damage to them.
Spring Man-Yeah, a small little note here, but Thunder Bolt[Or whatever Cloud’s weapon was] never healed him in the slightest. In fact, it never powered him up! The T.Bolt, in fact, simply “magnetized” him. In this state, Spring Man would attract Mega Man into his position while he was going on into his patterns. He doesn’t go faster, nor does he go slower. He doesn’t benefit from anything, expect the attracting of Rock to his position. Thus, I would classify Electric, to him, as an Immunity, not an Affinity.
Turbo Man-First off, I’d argue that he deserves an Affinity to Electric. Unlike Spring Man, he actually does receive a boost in his abilities. He becomes faster by a REMARKABLE rate, making him a much tougher fighter. “he becomes an invincible electric car for a short time if charged with high voltage electricity”(MMKB). In this case, I’d say that Turbo deserves the Electric affinity more than old Spring-head. Second off, I do not agree with the reasoning behind the Flame typing. I might as well go back to 7, and bring up his attack patterns. We all remember the Scorch Wheel, right? Of course. How about the “Crash Drive”? No? Allow to enlighten you. It’s his car-transforming technique, where he’d rush you. Obviously, we need to fix the name[Both because it is terrible and Crash Man exists], but tell me what second-typing you could give this attack? Well, none. On the other hand, Scorch Wheel can easily be Flame and Swift, thus knocking out the T2. “Crash Drive”, on the other hand, isn’t so easy. Would it really make sense to give this a second-typing? I mean, he RUSHES you. Keyword rush, which is how I’d sum up most Swift-attacks. Don’t forget we already have quite a bit of Flame-cores coming up. I know you’re throwing Nitro in my face, but I’ll throw something back….
Nitro Man-I get it, his stats are comparable to Turbo. However, I don’t agree with the stats. 56 defense? I think there’s something off there[Sorry Brorman, but this is one time I don't agree with you!]. Here, look at this quote. “He is a stunt robot who has appeared in many movies and TV shows”[MMKB]. Look, he’s a stunt person. Question for the people in the class, what do stunt-people have to be? Anyone know? That’s right, durable. He’s clearly good at his job, as it says he’s shown up in many movies and TV shows. That means he can take hits. I mean, if you, as a stunt person, couldn’t perform a stunt and end up breaking your leg, that pretty much means you’re a shoddy stunts-man. I'm sorry for "breaking" your dream :( Well, Nitro isn’t a shoddy amateur; He’s a professional. Even looking at his design, you can see an example of this. He’s short and stout, and he has a huge chest. Usually, short and stout means a bit defensive, at least from the shows I've seen as a kid. Those muscles you see him packing? That's right, he doesn't have any. He's not a buff robot. He does have a huge chest, and that’s usually a symbol of a man[I mean robot] who can take a beating. Look at Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. He’s not Quick Man, who needs to be light-weight to move fast, thus being made out of paper-mache[or Raditz, for anyone who gets the joke]. No, Nitro's wheel does that for him. Nitro just doesn’t scream “high attack” to me. Plus, we really don’t have a defensive Swift robot this far, might be interesting. Thus, Swift Turbo wouldn’t be a problem, since his stats won't be similar.
What? I say one thing and everyone starts panicking? Shoo, go back to watching the fight!
Hey, I paid for my ticket fair and square! Plus, I can't plan any schemes with....Just ignore me! I'm just saying that this battle might not end well, since both these guys don't seem keen on losing.
Ugh...Pairing ME up with YOU…
I should be saying the same, Gem-face!
And not to mention that drab look of yours!
Man, you talk way too much! Geez….
(Wait! Do you hear that?)
(What’s going on here?
(Let’s get a closer look at things….)
I promise you sir, everything’s going according to plan.
So far, you haven’t convinced me.
I assure you, all is going well.
Oh really, Liquid? I can see distrust between your team. Even the Killers aren’t this broken, and they’re a group of imbeciles.
Hey, we’re working things out! I just need to earn their respect...
You’ve also spent most of your resources on your stupid revenge quest, and not on seeking the Starforce. Or did you forget?
We’re getting to that, sir. We’ve already captured Spinstrike, and we’ve located Starforce here! At this point, it’s only a matter of finding it.
You mean Top Man?
That’s what Spinstrike WANTS you to think!
Hmm...Alright. No more distractions, however. Failure is not an option at this point! What about those pursuers you spoke of?
I doubt they’ll find this place. Even if they do, there’s still the matter of Gemini Man, the robot we found and that you modified. He can easily defeat them. If he doesn’t, there’s still TOPHOUND.
Alright then. I have a rendezvous with the Killers. Make sure you don’t fail me, or you know what happens. Master...out.
Alright, just keep heading straight. We’ll be sure to find that Purple rip-off!
Then my mace will be planted firmly on his villainous head!
This energy…I could’ve swore that I’ve seen it someplace before.
I see someone up ahead! Be gone, spawn from the underworld!
Knight Man, ask questions first! At least see who it is!
Honor never waits for questions, only action!
Ow, ow, ow! What did you have to do that to us for?
Oh...It makes sense to see you here…Gemini Man.
Well, who else would be here? Top Man? Intergalactic aliens? Seriously.
Look, have you seen any suspicious activity? We’re looking for some minions of this guy called “Master.”
Oh, yeah!....Although, why should I sell out such a grand being to peons like yourself?
You’re working with the Master?!
Beings like you will be vanquished!
Time’s up for you, Gemini.
The Master has shown me things that you couldn’t be capable of...I have such a new understanding now!
I don’t want to fight a fellow Wily Bot, but I will if I have to. Face it, Gemini, you’re out-numbered.
What happened to there is no strength in numbers? Actually, I’m not exempt from that...But if that’s your logic, you still lose.]{gemini-man}
Explain. I can clearly see there is only one robot standing before me.
Did you forget this snazzy move?
I suppose this illusion could propose a problem.
4..4 Gemini Men! I thought you could only create 2 at a time!
I told you...The Master has given me new weapons that can do such things! I should also notice those guys are made out of Gemini Lasers-
Hot to the touch!
As I was saying, touching these guys will-
Disintegrative to the touch!
They will-
Game of tag! You’re it, you’re dead!
Alright, maybe I should just show you...
Time Man, are you ready?
The scanner I happened to take from Light Labs indicates that Liquid Spinstrike is in Gemini’s old location, using the GPS system located in Roll and Top Man.
Uh, does anyone have the transponder codes?
I got you, propeller-wings! A6B5-24T5-4360!
Now, let us head off, and vanquish this evil!
Slow down, we should bring the scanner too! (Make the most beautiful of us all the pack mule, why don’t you…)
Alright, we found it! Greasy sweet!
This place looks like a nice place to live! So sparkly…
Now to vanquish evi-
Hold it a minute there. We should tread softly, you never know when one of those guys could be around…
Alright, you aces. Jewel Man, can you locate Top Man and Roll? Easier than splitting up and going through both paths.
They’re over there, in the first hallway! And the second one! And above us! Behind us! Under the floor! They’re where you’re standing, Knight Man! And where I am...And everywhere else…
Jewel Man, start making sense here! Pretty sure this didn’t happen to Mega Man when he was here.
Give me a second to figure this out. Oil Man, I could use some assistance.
Got it, you big old Alarm Clock!
Just as I feared. The energy around here wasn’t here before, this was a recent addition to the Chamber...And I can conclude this is the source of our problems.
We also ain’t going to be able to radio each other too.
Alright, we’re going to have to do the old “split and search”. A Team will be...Me, Time Man, and Knight Man. B Team will be Oil Man and Jewel Man.
As I rid gallantly to victory, I shan’t expect you two to slow me down.
Please. If anything, you’ll be slowing me down.
Alright, to the first entrance!
Ugh...Pairing ME up with YOU…
I should be saying the same, Gem-face!
Alright, I missed. Now it's your turn.
Turns? How does that even work?
I hit, you hit. It goes on like that.
*Grabs lead pipe and smacks Napalm with it
Ow! Alright, you attacked, now it's my-
Hey, it's my turn!
You think I want to lose? No!


That reminds me...We completely forgot about the Light bots and how they need help! Magnet, follow me!
Right behind you.
I’ll make you a compromise, Quint. Come with me and I won’t hurt any of these Light bots. Don’t, and I’ll show you how cruel I can be!
Wait! While I hate the Light bots….It’s better for me to just go.
Perfect. Now, we’ll simply wait for Ballade to come….
I never knew a robot could be that powerful….We’ve really got ourselves in a doozie.
And that is what happened.
Whew! Glad to see you two show up!
And it's nice to see me finally shine in the light of goodness!
Shut up, Star Man. Anyway, we're here...What do we do now?
Blow stuff up?
Bomb Man, no blowing stuff up, remember?
Awwww...
Seems like we can just relax-
We've got mail! Magnet Man, stand over there while we read this?
Why can't I-
Magnetical disturbance, member?
If it's from Wily, no-go.
Hey!
It's the only option we have....
I'll watch over Auto, since he happens to have passed out from that last fight. Don't worry, I won't steal anything! *Fingers crossed*
First off, where's Cossack?! Second off, what's this great scheme of yours?!
Calm down! Cossack is off repairing Skull Man, Drill-Head, Dive Man, and Proto Man. I, however, am responsible with our game-plan. So, all of us are going to come together, and come up with a plan!
*Sighs very heavily* Fine. Let's go ahead, Mr. Wily...
Alright, I got our first step. BLOW. STUFF. UP.
This is going to be a doozy...
Whew! That was a lot of work, but we finally managed to do it...Introducing to the world, the new, the improved, Bass.L!
Quite. *Computer Beeps* It appears we have...Four visitors teleporting in, Skull Man, Drill Man, Proto Man, and Dive Man.
Dr. Cossack, Skull Man is-Bass! What is he doing here?!
I bring no ill harm, unless commanded. Dr. Wily, shall the intruders be disposed of?
Nah, you're good.
Affirmative.
Never mind that! Skull Man needs help, he's completely exhausted from the Evil Energy!
....I knew it would come to this, at some point. We better move fast, this would be a easy time for the Evil Energy to take control. I'll have to repair him in the other room. Albert, keep watch and see if my mecha scouts have spotted Enker's base.
Quickly fix him, Cossack. We're ending this once and for all. I have the Explode star, I'll be able to provide a fight.
I'd argue, but....Bass.L is fully functioning, with Evil Energy intact. We could easily lead a full stage attack!
Not too sure about giving BASS, the first come-first blown up type of guy, Evil Energy!
It's not the same Bass!!
Since when can I trust YOU?
Oh! There's Dive Man also! I can't believe I forget he teleported in too!
It's better off you don't touch him. He turned traitor and sided with the Master.
Then we could interrogate him for information, maybe? Plus, the mind control appears to be quite the power, so perhaps Dive Man isn't necessarily our enemy. In fact...Maybe you're being controlled right now?
Are you trying to start something?
Settle down, you two. Anyway, I might as well repair Dive too. Drill Man, Proto Man, I suppose I should repair you two as well, you seem pretty banged up.
Fine.
I'll be WATCHING you, Wily.
Hmmm...Proto Man made a good point earlier. Shadow Man, stop playing tiddly-winks and come over here!
Yes, Doctor?
Hack Cossack's computer and contact the Light establishment. Write down the number too, I'll need it for prank-calls later in the future.
Their phone seems to be offline, but apparently the Light Lab's recording machine works. We could send a message there.
Alright, listen up, peons. I'm sure we're tired of the Enker mess. If you think so too, come on by Cossack Citadel! We're coming up with a plan to take care of Enker, once and for all!
So, Albert. What exactly does it mean to give a robot a "soul"?
Alright, I suppose I've been all over the place with the definition of a soul, and how Evil Energy affects it.
Long ago, as you know, me and Thomas were making the first Robot. That would be Proto Man. However, even before that...The thought that plagued us was how to give a robot feelings. How to have it learn from experiences, how to change, how to BE...Human.
We eventually developed the IC chip. Now, you've most likely used this chip in your robots, as that is what gives them personality. That is also how they LEARN from experiences as well. Now, take the core as well. The Robot Core is one of the most important parts of a robot. That is, in a way, it's heart. It regulates power, sends oil throughout the body, and most importantly, the living essence to a robot. The Core and IC chip are, together, the thing that differentiates robots of now from robots of before. Robots before could not feel or experience, they could ONLY do actions. Much like Bass.L. In a way, the Core is a heart, and the I.C Chip feelings. Thus, it is what makes a robot live and feel. Much like souls, for us humans.
That's interesting.
Now that I told you something, tell me what you've found out about Evil Energy.
Alright, I suppose I could share the fruits of my results.
Evil Energy was originally thought to be a power source. However, your and Thomas's findings were far off. I only wish you were right. As it turns out, Evil Energy is more of a parasite than anything. It wants to take complete control of it's host. It infects this "soul" of yours, the IC chip and Core, and it infects the body. It wants to take control, and spread. It slowly infects the core and feelings, twisting the truth of reality. For example, had you have been infected by Evil Energy, I could say Good day, Albert! However, the Evil Energy would twist my words, and make you hallucinate. It would make you paranoid, make every word an offense, make every action a declaration of war.
I find that offensive! Are-Are you challenging me, Mikhail?!
Haha, so funny, Albert.
That was a good one, you should've seen the look on your face!
Pay attention. In this moment of weakness from the host, the energy WILL infect you completely. A pure-hearted, innocent being could be warped into a pure-dark monster, with no regard in his heart, or core, for a robot's case. They will become pure-evil. I still regret putting that demonic power into Skull Man. I know he could handle it due to his nature, but that energy will work in ways you could never expect. I could never imagine the horrors Skull Man has to deal with, containing it. I hope it doesn't warp his mind...
At least we can put it into Bass.L with no risks.
Risks come with rewards, Albert. We cannot put nearly as much Evil Energy in Bass.L as I did Skull Man. Evil Energy NEEDS something to infect. A small dose of it on a robot with no soul won't do much, it will simply live inside the robot as a colony. However, too much of it with nothing to infect? The Evil Energy will get frantic, and it's molecules will move faster, to the point of light-speed. However, it is highly explosive, as you can recall. So, friction eventually starts playing a part on the Evil Energy molecules that rub together. It WILL create a spark, and the spark will catch all of it on fire. Give it a few more seconds, and-
Boom?
Yes, Albert, Boom. That isn't the worst part though. The Evil Energy will be released from it's prison, and be spread through the air. It will eventually spread until it finds a new host. Last time, Duo managed to stop it from spreading, but he's not here this time...So, it's either give a lifeless robot a small amount, and it doesn't go boom, or give a robot with a soul a large dose, and hope it doesn't go crazy.
Wait...The Evil Energy can turn it's host into pure evil? And this enemy of ours brain-washes through the evil in a soul? It's clear now, why this Master wants Evil Energy.
Careful with the Evil Energy, Mikhail...One screw-up, and we'll all be sent sky-high.
I think I know with I'm working with here, Albert...Although, you should know more. *chuckles*
Haha, very funny....
I wish you had brought your equipment with you, Albert. Nothing here seems to help well with the transfer from Evil Energy to starforce.
Even MY stuff takes a while...
Finally! Prepare to be scrapped, doctors!
Who's there? Reveal yourself!
You would think you would know....Since you created my father, Doctor!
It is I, Spring Head Jr!
Pff....Hohohohohoho!
*snort*Hehehe! Now, that is funny, my boy!
Oh? Would you find it so funny, if I sent out a signal to all my comrades? I am a high-ranking mecha general, of the Mecha-portion of the Master's army.
It's surprisingly less funny now. Congrats, you're the guy who ruins the joke.
Oh...Albert's just playing with you, isn't that right, Albert? Please don't take offense, and please don't call a thousand mechas to storm us...Pretty please?
Shame for you, Mikhail. You've never tried anything until you have a met massage.
Hello there! Is that a nice supply of premium Evil Energy for me? I'll gladly take it.
Ugh, where are those guards when you need them? Shadow Man and SOAKSTGR are probably off, playing tiddily-winks again.
At least I still have that secret robot that I keep hidden. I think it was once I say the words "LB program, track and teleport Dr. Wily", it activates and goes and does just that. Too bad I didn't say it yet...Oh wait.
First off, that is such a terrible idea to have a secret robot respond to your words-
You are speaking to Albert, after all. This isn't his craziest idea.
This isn't looking good for-
Albert! Bringing THAT robot here...He'll trash the place!
Don't worry, Albert, this one doesn't have a personality! He does whatever I say! He's also not as powerful, and his copy chip's a bit unstable. May I formally introduce....Bass.Legacy!
What are your orders, doctor?
Like I said, this was a prototype of the original Bass, but I didn't get time to put in a personality, which also means he doesn't have a soul.
Doesn't have a soul...Which means he can't be corrupted by Evil Energy!
Cossack, you're not as stupid as I thought! Quickly, let's shove this evil energy stuff in his power core!
Maybe not TOO quickly, Wily...We are working with a highly-explosive energy here..
Yeah, I get it....Just hand me that part on the counter.

So, Mikhail....Where are your Robot Masters?
Like you Albert, I have decided to set my Robot Masters free to do as they choose.
So, where's my favorite, Skull Man? After all, I designed him, fit to my motif at the time.
Most likely, fighting on our side. He's incredibly powered-up by the Evil Energy that I gave him, of course.
Careful, Mikhail, that stuff's pretty hard to control, I should know-WAAAIT! Where did you get Evil Energy?! I thought only Thomas and I had access to that demonic energy!
Yes, but do you remember Duo? He sensed potential in me for something, and that I could do something good with something so bad. He specifically told me "When the time comes..."
He predicted this straight from the start! I have to give him props, his knowledge has proved invaluable in this time of need....
I keep a load of it in the basement, but I can't use it as of now. If I were to unlock it, the explosion could practically be 10x as strong as Hiroshima...
......Ah-ha! Mikhail, have you heard of Starforce?
Can't say I have, Albert.
I recently found out that Evil Energy is actually a base form of this “Starforce”. Starforce, by the way, is much like Evil Energy, but is more condensed, making it more powerful and mobile, and controllable as well. However, like how Evil Energy corrupts a “soul”, Starforce will do much more worse results if kept for too long….It will literally destroy your soul, making you a shell of a man, or robot, in our case. The only way those infernal Stardroids can keep it in is due to that “Master”, of theirs…
You make a good point Albert, but I’m afraid I don’t know how to make it…
But I do! I managed to create it from scratch, albeit less powerful, from just data from some “Boss Man” robot. True, it only worked on Bass and others with similar design, but imagine what WE could do with the right ingredients….
Normally, I wouldn’t trust you, Albert…..But desperate times call for desperate measures. Know that if you betray me, I will exact revenge. I wouldn’t believe you foolish enough, however, in the present situation the world is in….Alright, follow me!
Yippe! I normally don’t work with you, Mikhail! I hope you satisfy my expectations! I’ll send a message to Shadow Man, so that he could act as our first line as defense...If anything were to happen.
Likewise, I believe I can convince TSOAGRK(Wave Man’s group) and SOAKSTGR to set aside their feuds to help out as well…
You! You’re only winning because you have twice as many members as us! If Napalm was here….
Fools, barging on me turf! Why I outta show you what we call me backs home!
Excuse him, his voice chip is broken….
Huh? Dr. Wily just sent me a message for all of us to work together to protect this place. He says Cossack will pay you three over there, an extra million.
Me? With them? Never! I have my pride! Everyone, roll out! We’ll collect our pay later!
Whatever, let’s go up there.
When I say so, Crash Man……..Ok, let’s head off.
I can’t wait to trash Cossack’s place! My lords will surely be pleased with me, after losing them…Perhaps I can even find some Starforce for Lord Punk!
Spi-oof!
Got ‘im!
No! Our leader's defenses have been pierced!
Seriously, Needle? Enough with the puns already.
Sorry, I didn't get the point of this situation.
And yet, you continue with an even worse, more forced pun.
Enough with the chit-chat, I can predict this is going to go bad! Get outta here!
I'd say I don't want to do it, but....I do.
Ha, not too shabby! That guy was a piece of cake!
That reminds me...We completely forgot about the Light bots and how they need help! Magnet, follow me!
That was easier than alpine skiing down a sidewalk! Well, World's Strongest Robots*, I think we've spent enough time with Wily bots.
I'd say so.
Hai, watashi wa anata ni dōi shitai. Nihon e ofu!(Yes, I'd agree with you. Off to Japan!)
Xie xie! I believe the great country of China needs me to raise the skies once again!(Thanks)
I shall return to my mother country momentarily, but allow myself a moment of rest.
I charged right through that one!
Like blowing bubbles!
It was a game of leapfrog. I'm leaving to Rainy Sewers now though, so I'll be seeing you. *Teleports out
That was easy....TOO easy....
Top Man, help me pick him up. We're going to question him, see what's his backstory...
I'd be happy too, Roll!
So foolish! I can't believe Father thought you his favorite!
Oof! Can you stop-OW!- with all that reve-GAH!-nge stuff?!
This is no way to treat a lady, especially someone as lovely as me!-OW!
Silence, cowards! I only meant to grab my "brother", but two for the price of one is never a bad deal! As for you, remaining fellows...Pursue and combat me, IF you can find where I'm going!
We need to save them! Come on!
Meh.
Yeah, I've been a bit too side-tracked with this...Hey, might as well charge right out of here!
Do not enter sorrow, for I, the Knight of Knights, have decided to accompany you on your journey!
Is this it?
Isn't that right, Oil Man and Jewel Man?
Yeah, you ain't too slick if you think we won't help.
Even someone like me, someone as rough as diamonds!
Heh, I thought you guys were taken out in the fight! I guess I was wrong! Let's head, to save Top Man and Roll!
Ah, what's this? It seems one of my scouts have finally found you, brother...
Hmm? Is that what you've been doing this whole time? Simply having your mechas look for your objective? You truly are a Wily-bot! Ha!
Don’t try anything, puny doctor. You couldn't, if you wanted to!
No one's at Light Labs? Interesting...*Teleports away*
Hello there, Light Labs! Time to steal your equipment to rekindle Wily's trust in me!
Oh, there's Quint! How's it going?
Dark Man, hold back! This guy could crush you with his pinky if he could!
Hellooo ther-AW BAD TIME!
Firsts, Oil and Time may not be here, but we can still hold our own!
Relax, I’m not here to fight, just to steal-I mean check if anyone’s here.
We’re not stupid, you Mega-ripoff! You can't handle all 7 of us!
6, of us. I won't betray a fellow Wily bot.
Language, you brainless piece of muscle.
Wait...Shut up with your infernal comments...No..He’s-
Here? Why yes, he is.
I’ll never forgive you for just letting us be controlled like that...Like puppets! That was the worst feeling, that knowledge, that understanding…
Lucky you, you never had the burden of keeping you bunch under control...I would’ve trashed you and Ballade when I had the chance. Too bad you're my brothers.
Heh...Didn’t the Master put me and you on even terms of strength? I won’t go peacefully, and the Light bots will back me up!
Which ones? *Enker flings away all the Firsts with a release of energy, and forces their bodies down with a form of psychosis.
I can’t-...I can’t move!
The Master never gave us that power! How did you?
While you were laying on your behind, I was accumulating more power! Come, and battle me Quint! Show me you deserve the name “Mega Man Killer”!
My Sakugarne! It didn’t even pierce his defenses!
Now, it’s my turn!
How is this even possible? I can’t even summon Sakugarne anymore….
I’ll make you a compromise, Quint. Come with me and I won’t hurt any of these Light bots. Don’t, and I’ll show you how cruel I can be!
Wait! While I hate the Light bots….It’s better for me to just go.
Perfect. Now, we’ll simply wait for Ballade to come….
I never knew a robot could be that powerful….We’ve really got ourselves in a doozie.
Now that the Light robots have left, should we discuss your pay?
Alright, that'll be....1,000,000 zenny.
One...One million! You do realize I have to put Kalinka through college as well, correct?!
Doctor, I assure you, the pay is reasonable for our services. In fact, it was quite difficult after we lost Cement Man, who mysteriously disappeared. It was luck we found him.
All cause of them SOAKSTGR! Screwing up the plans, I say! Better question be where's Napalm Man?
Hush up, you two! Now, Cossack, I DEMAND the pay. Or else we're going to show you what we do to people who don't pay.
Hey Skull Man! DROPKICK!!
Wait, he isn't here.
You! Ruining my mission at the Waterfall, and beating up Cement Man wasn't enough, eh?!
THEM!
THEM FELLOWS!
Back to finish it, eh? We won't let you!
Just try us!
Napalm Man, my fanboy rival! Wait....Aw, he's not here.
Could someone explain what's going on here??
Simple. They're our competition.
Ditto, except competition is used more loosely.
Nough talk! Put the zenny where your mouth is-...Errr do you have a mouth?
.......Engarde!
Mikhail!
Albert!
Mikhail!
Albert!
Mikhail…..
Albert…
Mikhaa-Choo!
Bless you.
Thank you. By the way, can I live here for a bit? My castle is experiencing....Never mind.
What? No!
It’ll be like old times!
Yeah, when you kidnapped my daughter!
I assure you, Dr. Cossack, Wily is a “changed” man.
We’ll see about that...Fine, but you’re going to have to be monitored.
Thanks! Hey Mikhail, while I’m here, we can renovate! Your Citadel needs a BIT more spikes!
Albert, you’re going past my limit….
Right, right...Wouldn’t hurt, you know?
We’ll discuss it later. Shadow Man, could you check on the two teams? Team WCH(Wave Concrete Hornet) and “SOAKSTGR”, if I recall?
Least I could do.
Hey, Shadow?
Yes?
We've been talking for a while, and....We're going to leave you here.
No! Quick Man's last wish was for me to swear my life to Wily's safety!
Fine by me, you don't know what dangers we can expect.
Just don't get all sappy on me.
Weren't you crying 5 minutes ago?
He was the best rival I could ever have....
Yaaaaaawn....Ugh, I can't remember anything...
Quick Man sacrificed himself for my survival.
What?! But....He was our leader!
Don't get so worked up, you're banged up as it is. Listen, Flash and Metal are back at your place, they'll help you.
Alright, let's head back and find Wily. He can't be TOO far...
There you bumbling idiots are! Where's Quick Man?!
I'm afraid....We have lost him.
Oh, that's....Unfortunate. That's to be expected however.
Alright, let's head inside Wily Castle!
No! All my Mechas are haywire in there! They're tearing everything apart! At this rate, only my secret baseme-Errr nothing will be left!
Then we're done. Blammo. No where to go.
We could go to Light Labs!
Nope, that place is done for.
Guys-
Let's go to Top Man's party pad! He throws great parties!
No! That guy took my identity, remember?!*
Guys, Dr. Light isn't the only-
Gravity Man, we're speaking. Hush up.
Actually, he has a point.
Wait, what did he say, Dr?
As much as he hates me, AND the feeling is mutual.....We have to head to Mikhail's.
Whatever you wish, doctor. I will personally ensure that if he or ANY of his bots lay a hand on you, they will get to experience the darker side of the world....The shadows!
What a coincidence! We were going there anyway to beat up Skull Man, that evil-doer.
Look who's speaking! We work for Dr. Wily, a renowned criminal!
That's different!
Are you sure he's still there?
Have I ever been wrong?
No, you're ne-
Plenty. You thought we were getting a show, you were wrong about that waterfall, or "forest", we always lose battles because of your misjudgments!
Yeah, but I-.....Shut up and go.
Are we still sure he's the bad guy?
For the last time.....THE MAN....WEARS....SKULLS!
Good enough for me.
Ah, it seems my repairs are working!
Thanks, Mr. Cossack! That Ring Man of yours really does hit hard!
Meh. I've seen bigger bangs.
It seems those robots we brought aren't here anymore....We'll head back to Light Labs then....
I must say to you three, thank you for bringing me those supplies!
It's fine, Dr. Cossack. Anything.....To out-do our competition! We'll show SOAKSTGR...
Not to mess with our missions!
Hahaha! Shadow Man, you should've known betraying the Master results in consequences! Anyway, no need to use this reanimated corpse of a body.
Shadow...I'll..Be fine...I've been through worst...Member when you threw...That blade at me?
Quick Man...I suppose you will. *Puts up a smirk, although quite fake* I'm sure...You'll be fine.
Heh...Always so hopeful....Get him for me.
Why so sad, my faithful betrayer? Didn't you want to kill him a minute ago? I guess when you've seen death as much as I have, you can't really feel anything at these sappy scenes...
Anyway...Come at me! Surely you feel saddened at your friend's loss!
You monster! I'll crush you...For Quick Man!
Come, come! That really can't be your best!
(Grr...No matter what I try, it seems he can predict all my movements!)
I haven't had to dirty my hands in 100 years! Usually I just control someone else to do it!
Excuse me, but is that yours? I hope it's yours, or else you don't need it. I'll just keep it there for now.
You cocky...Your bark is worst than that bite of yours!(Too bad I happen to be trapped...
I'm disappointed in you, Shadow. When you own me a favor, you OWN me a favor. Ah, what can I expect from one of his lackeys? He always was so terrible with minions, especially those unruly Stardroids of his...
It'll take a miracle at this point...I'd take anything right now...
Poses!
Turbo!
Stone! Haha!
Sssnake?
Hard....
Crash!!
Woah...
That was...Unexpected. I never liked surprises, nor jokes.
Who ya calling a joke, bub?! Show him that team-spirit!
Wait, brothers! You have no idea who you're fighting!
Now who is it?!
You six, help Shadow Man get out! Shadow Man, take out his link, Heat Man! You're the only one who can stop him before my distraction's up!
Got it!
Shadow Blade!
Who do you think you are, attacking me?! Wait....My link!
Shadow Man! Although the parting hurts.....Go, and protect Wily with your life!
That's your job! Get away and live for the future with us!
Heh....Always so hopeful...I did my part, and it's too late to turn back now....All of you, live for me!
Heh...To think I ever stood a chance against you...
Yes, that was rather foolhardy, wasn't it? Thankfully for you, you won't live long enough to regret it.
So, before I die....Were you ALWAYS planning this?
Alright....Denying a last wish like that would simply be too cruel for my tastes.
It all started hundred of years ago...I, Shadow Man, was the leader of a unit known as the Kuiper Droids.
We faithfully served the Stardroids. Our latest mission was to escort a doomsday weapon, known as Ra Moon, to Earth. Earth was known throughout the galaxy as the blue pearl, and any galactic empire wanted to control it. The only to take action was-
The Stardroids, eh? No wonder we're always under attack by aliens....
Right, right. However, our unit was attacked by the Star Marshals, notably being lead by Duo. He attacked our group with that Evil Energy robot and three other similar robots, and took out everyone EXCEPT me and the Stardroids.
Duo continued to wage war with the Stardroids while Ra Moon and I escaped. While he was fighting, the EER was hot on our tails. However, something miraculous happened. He came up to me, and said the words I'll never forget...
"Do not be afraid, I believe in the same cause as you. Ra Moon is substantial to taking over the pearl, according to my Master. Go and make sure no harm comes to Ra Moon, I'll make up an excuse for my "superior". However, you now own me a favor."
I landed on Earth, and served as your brother for many years. However, recently, an associate of his contacted me. It was time to return the favor, starting with kidnapping perhaps the smartest mind on our world.....Dr. Wily!
What a boring story! Eh, not really fit for a last one. So, I'll hold off on dying until you come up with a better one.
What?! What are you speaking of?! You can't possibly imagine surviving THIS!
By the way, afterimage.
He disappeared...Surely, you are a better robot than I, Quick Man....
Gah!
I have failed...I'm not fit to live...Quick Man, finish me with your blade.
Heh. I may hate you, but you're still my brother. Come back to our side Shadow Man.
What?! You couldn't actually think of recruiting me back...After what I've done!
Families forgive each other. We are no different. Tell me, does this Master care if you live or die? Does he think of you as family?
You...Are you being serious?
I haven't been more serious in my life.
To once again...Be called "Brother"...
I promise you I'll fight with you from now on.
I'm glad to have you back on our side, now how about we find the Doc?
I'm fine with that.
Where could he be an-Look out!
Quick Man!
That's what you get....
Shadow!
I knew you'd be slow, but this is just simply too slow for my tastes!
And I knew you'd be weak, but this is too weak for my tastes!
You're really starting to get on my nerves!
Stop with the taunts and give up!
Charging at me with the same moves? Pathetic!
He...He disappeared! He's not a skilled ninja, he can't disappear from thin air like that!
Not disappeared, you numb-skull!
I'm just moving so fast....To the point your electronic brain can't even catch up!
Not too shabby, if I say so myself! Nice little after-image technique I got, eh?
Nice, nice! You've actually managed to surprise me! Show me some more!
If you say so! I'll knock the blade off your cocky face!
Which after-image is the real thing?!
Hmph! I'll have to hit ONE of you eventually! Duplicate!
Found you! As for my next trick!
I'm twice as strong now, which means twice the tricks!
Come on Shadow Man! Easy-peasy! Show me your REAL moves! None of this stage changing crap!
And the victory.....Goes to Shadow Man. Now, as for you, destiny has not been so kind.
damn you! How could you betray Wily and your brothers like this?! Don't you have any sense?!
That's all in the past. Trust me, I've been given a new sense to see the world in a...Different way. Of course, I've always seen it that way, "brother."
Wait....That last part....You've never been on our side on the first place! I thought you were one of us, you wanted to change that alien origin of yours! Shadow Man, please listen!
Your pleas....Fall on deaf ears.
So, what exactly do you plan to do with me anyway? After all, you two simpletons couldn't even stop Mega Man, let alone-
Wily, you're lucky I still have some sort of respect for you. If not, you'd be laying in a ditch somewhere.
Shadow Man! Shut up with all that racket and continue the mission!
Don't forget, you overgrown lighter, it is I that commands you! After all, I'm the only one with previous ties to our savior.
Whatever.....Sir.
Why you, how could you two do this?! Heat Man, you can't really go through with this! You were one of my firsts! I promise you, my other robots will take care of you!
First off, we're LEAGUES above those DOS-using slow-pokes! Second, they're ALL busy with that Top-Clone!
Hoho...Not all of them...
Even then, only Bass could provide a chance!
Great! A response....WAHAHAAHHAHAHA!
Great ghosts of Ford, you sent out a distress signal?! Shadow Man, be prepared!
Don't worry, my kunai can keep any fools away. It's right he-IT'S NOT THERE?! It was there a minute ago! No robot could possibly sneak past me!
Hoho..That's where you're wrong. I had a trump card with me all this time!
Come out with your hands out! Don't try anything, cause we can catch you if you move an INCH.
Catch me? Maybe in your dreams!
No...It can't be!
I tried to come as fast as I could, doc...I hope I wasn't late!
My old rival....Quick Man.
You recognize me, old buddy! Don't worry, my chest healed....AFTER you decided to throw your little fun Shadow Blade at me.
Maybe I should've kept it there, since you were too stuck to Wily's orders and not Ra Moon!
Please, that thing was ancient! You of all people should how to move forward. Or at least sneak your way there. Savoir faire, my friend.
Hmm....I'll stick with staying in the shadows....Maybe you lost to Mega Man because you decided to light everything up with all those lasers?
I only lost because Mega Man just had to take Flash's weapon before he fought me!
Right now, I don't have Flash's weapon....So when you lose to me, you'll have no excuses for why you lost.
Come at me, you overgrown pretender in pajamas!
Ditto, you ungraceful ronin!
I think I'm going to run away now....
That does it for both of those slow-pokes!
Ah ah, you cannot "catch" a Shadow.
That duplicate trick, eh? Even I didn't see that one.
With my increased understanding and power, also comes with new AND improved tricks!
None of those things mean anything if you can't touch me!
Put the boomerang where your mouth is and show me claims to those bluffs! Fight me, you out-dated calculator!
Heh, I guess some ninjas just can't handle the truth....Nor the speed! Let's go, you traitorous UFO Ninja...Thing!





