TheDoc is a contributor and a legacy player of the Mega Man RPG Prototype with a current battle point total of 750,666,203,816 and a zenny total of 12,307,959. TheDoc created his account on June 11th, 2013 and has since completed 1061 different missions, unlocked 3 playable characters, 38 robot fighters, 101 special abilities, and 1024 field stars. TheDoc's most-used playable character is Dr. Wily, and his top 5 favourite robots appear to be Needle Man, Bubble Man, Ring Man, Elec Man and Toad Man.
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Idk how overdrive will act, so I can't comment on this fully, but Overdrive and Buster are the exact same power...
Sorry to rain on your parade, but that's not gonna happen.
Ah, Proto Man! This is an opportunity I cannot pass up. Punk, forget Drill Man and capture Proto Man. I need that core!
I don't think so. BIG BANG STRIKE!!!
What!? But how are you this powerful-...No, the Starforce!
He's slipping through my fingers again!? NOOOOOOO!-
Proto Man, wha-....how-.....Why are you here?
Gotta be careful how much I use that...Anyways, I was watching you and Punk battle, but-
And you only NOW decided to do something!?
Let me finish. I didn't help at first because I was unsure of who I could trust. After I saw your reaction to the Master, I knew you were against him. Hopefully, that means I can trust you...
Who IS the Master? Why does he need your core?
Your guess is as good as mine. Judging by the means he's using to get it, though, it can't be good.
I figured that much out myself.
I'm going to take these guys back to Cossack's lab. You coming?
Sounds like a good idea. I can get some repairs and perhaps see if he knows anything of value about the Master.
That can't end well. Time to change tactics.
This ridiculous power! You can't be serious!
You've gotta be kidding me. How-
UMPH! He can shoot me underground!?
Dang it! I can't keep this up, but I can't go above ground because he'll ram into anything he sees...wait a second...
WHA-
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
What....just happened?
You....think you're.....better? I'll....destroy-
Aw, give it a rest, will ya? You're so vengeful all the time..
YOU WORTHLESS-
Worthless? You know, I would've offered you a chance to serve me, but after insulting me not once, but TWICE, I've decided you're better off ground to dust!
Anything's better than being a slave to a worm like you!
THAT DOES IT! I'll silence you for good!
And now for the finishing touches!
NNGH.....GRRRRRRR.
No....no way. I can't take him again...I need a miracle again...
Oh? Where's that bravado I saw earlier? No matter how many miracles you wish for, power is all that matters in the end! Now, witness MY power!
GRRRRRRRRR...
No cooldown, just like last time, and he's even stronger now. This is gonna be tricky.
GYAAA!.....rrrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Uh-oh, what's he doing?....
OOF! That could've gone better. I can't just keep dodging; he'll wear me out eventually....Maybe I can break the ball mechanism?
I need to push that one in further before the spinning flings it out.
Dang it! Maybe if I try again?
There's just no way I can put enough power behind my drills to do ANYTHING to this guy. I can't win at this rate; he's going to wear me down doing the same thing over and over and over.
*exhales sharply* I can't just give up here. As long as there's even a small chance, I have to keep fighting, or we're all dead.
Oh man.....I forgot how much of a headache that gives me. Makes me feel like I'm shooting my core out
Aw man, I have the worst case of vertigo right now...
YOU....YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! JUST DIE!!!
What do you want?
Well, I can see we're off to a great start here. I saw my master's lab explode and wanted come give a compliment to whoever made that explosion. Seriously, that was AWEsome....What are you doing here?
Taking care of the guy who blew up the lab. Nothing to see here, so-
Wait a second, is that Ballade?
What ARE you doing here, boy?
What'd you call me?
Boy. Step aside or pay the price.
Hmph.
*snarls* You arrogant-
Funny how you define "arrogant" as someone who can deflect your pathetic excuse of an attack. You may have been created to kill Mega Man, but I come from the military. On the battlefield, it's kill or be killed, so let's see if you've got what it takes to match me. If not, you're just another casualty.
AAAHH! Just like Flash Stopper or Bright Burst to be politically correct on an MMRPG forum!
How did you....Grrrr you MONSTER!
Yea, I get that a lot. But hey, at least I didn't kill you.
Leave him alone!
Why do you even care for this guy? HE'S A WILY BOT.
He's fighting for the same thing that I am. Are you even aware of the brainwashing that's happening?
What are you hiding?
It's just SO EASY to set you off, it's hilarious! But anyways, you're just too trusting, Pharaoh Man. You have NO proof that this guy has the same goal as you. Similar goals, MAYbe, but most likely he doesn't. Why do I know that?
I don't care.
I know this because that's who you are: co-dependent. So many people think that you're tough stuff, that you're the strong and silent type, but I know better. Over the years, you've grown so clingy you HAVE to rely on someone, and this "alliance", no doubt it was spur-of-the-moment, is just your next mistake. Even the fact that you keep referring to Cossack as "master" is because you're so recklessly dependent on others. Don't try to convince me that this is any different; I'm doing you a FAVOR by killing him. Now, if we're done-
It's so easy to get into people's minds once you know enough.
They all call me a psychopath, pretending that I'm the enemy here, but they don't take even a glance at themselves. Everyone has a flaw that they hate, something about them that they just keep trying to run from, but instead of accepting it, they put on masks and point the finger at everyone else, condemning others for their own flaws. Why? Because it helps them forget their own.
Me? I've accepted who I am, the fact that I have rings for weapons, the fact that I can get off-topic really easily, and the fact that I was made for a purpose that no else understands. But I can't change it; I don't WANT to change it. It's who I am, and that's that. I was made to kill Mega Man, and I'm not going to rest until it's done.
Am I never going to get to kill this purple freak!?
Who you callin' a purple freak?
Y-you! H-how...?
It's great to see you, too, buddy! Although, if it WAS you who blew up my lab...
...well, I just don't want to get off on the wrong foot.
I thought you were at Cossack's lab...
Well obviously you thought wrong. Now di-...hel-lo. Who do we have here?
...Ballade? Was it him who blew up my lab? It obviously must've been; he has those....Ballade Chips? Ballade Triscuits?...Ballade...uh....Waffles?
Ballade Cra-
Nonono, shush shush I got this.....Hmmmmm....Ballade Pretzels....Ballade Cheese & Cracke-CRACKERS! Ballade Crackers! Tell me I'm right!
YES! Ah, I feel so accomplished! Now, if you would kindly just, uh, move over there or something.
What-..no!
*chuckles softly*.....Excuse me? Not only is he programmed to kill Mega Man, which is MY job, but he blew up my lab! And you're defending him?
Wait a second. YOUR lab? This isn't even your master's lab. let alone yours.
DO NOT call him my master in front of me.
....Sorry. What are you doing here? Why are calling this your lab?
I don't see anyone else who could POSSIBLY claim this lab, do you? Hehehehe.
YOU caused the mechas to go berserk?
Oh, man, I absolutely LOVE your face when you "figure things out". Anyways, the mechas may have been damaging part of the lab, but I wasn't interested in what they were destroying. You see, I needed some...repairs. You will not BELIEVE how painful it is when your core gets wrecked. Then again, I've experienced worse...You remember.
But that's all in the past. If it wasn't for this injury, I wouldn't have sought out this lab and wouldn't have found something VERY interesting. Did you know that Wily keeps parts of his past contraptions?
*warily looks at Ring Man*....What will you do now?
Find and destroy Mega Man, of course! Although, I was in the middle of doing just now when-....
You were stalling me! You know how much I HATE that! I'm going to kill this filthy robot, and if you stand in my way...Well, you won't stand in the way for long.
You're going to fight me?
You overestimate the power of weaknesses, Pharaoh. You won't win.
Ballade!
We need find a core cryofreezer fast! But...
Everything's gone...What do I do?
WHO DISTURBS MY SLUM-y'know what, forget it, who's the troublemaker here?....Pharaoh? Hey buddy, how ya been!?
Stop right there!
PIERRO! PIERRO! PIERRO!
BURRROOOOO! KOMA KOMA BURRRROOOOO!
BATTO-BATTON! BAT-TON-TON-BATTON!!!
You can't fight these guys without risking a core overheat or worse, Ballade. I'll handle them-
You can't. There's so much crossfire even a RM would be destroyed if he got involved. That's probably why this situation was abandoned rather than pacified. I'm just wondering how these mechas haven't been reduced to rubble yet...
How are we going to sate this then? I could try and pick them off with Pharaoh Shots, but that would take awhile.
.....I have an idea.
Ballade, you're going to make yourself explode!
I would gladly put my life on the line for my master's home! What would you do if Cossack's lab was under fire like this? *sigh* Still, I can't blame you. You should get away from here in case-
I'm not gonna leave you like that.
Even I'm starting to wonder: why do you trust me so much? Why do you think I'll help you? My master is the most notorious robotics specialist on Earth, but yet you'd risk your life just to stay by my side?
It was a sort of prophecy I read, about foes becoming friends and friends becoming foes. I can't help but feel that you're one of them. I still don't think core-charging that cracker is a good idea...
URRRGH. *pants for breath* I-it's done.
You idiot!
Take it out for me.
Y...you're gonna have to throw it.
What!?
Come on, it's *pants for breath* it's just like your Pharaoh Shot!
This is NOTHING like the Pharaoh Shot! With Pharaoh Shots, I just direct the accumulated energy with my finger. It's literally just point-and-shoot
Well, you're going to have to throw it if you don't want it to blow up in your hand! *pants for breath* So pull up your frilly stockings and THROW IT! *cough cough* My mouth feels like it's on fire...
*nods* You're right. Okay....1....2....3!
I tell you, that Quint is gonna get himself killed...
Good riddance. He was toxic to the group.
He's like a brother to me. All the Killers are. I don't expect you to understand-
That fight took more out of me than I thought...I think we could use some repairs.
Not a bad idea.
.......Only robots in Dr. Cossack's lab are some Light bots, so how about there?
What do you think they'll think when he sees me? After charging that Ballade cracker when fighting Quint, I'm afraid my core might be unstable, and I want to avoid any misunderstandings.
..........Looks like Light Labs is also full...
.........Wily's lab is-wait.....what the heck? There's a bunch of mechas fighting each other and making a mess of everything! We gotta stop them!
You want to avoid misunderstandings, but utter chaos is just fine? Plus, what if there are other robots? I doubt they'll give us a warm welcome.
Whether you like it or not, Wily is my master, and it's my duty to protect his lab. You don't have to come with me, but I HAVE to do this!
I can't let you do that alone, not after you saved us. That may not have been your intention, but I trust you more than the other Killers.
Anyone else?
I'm sorry, Pharaoh, but I have no reason to trust him, not even if you do. Plug? What about you?
What does Dust Man say?
Hi, Pharaoh Man! Want some rocks? I just swallowed them, so I could probably spit them back up-
Um, no thanks, Dust Man. Listen, Ballade and I want to head to Wily's lab for repairs, which is something you could probably use, too. Will you come with us?
Nope! Thanks for offering, though!
R...really? Why not?
I think Bright Man is right. As trustworthy as he may seem, you never know when your closest ally might be hiding something deep underneath. Besides, me and Bright Man go way ba-
Yes, we know. *sigh* What will you do then?
Eat! Rocks and bones as far as the eye can see!
He's got Plug Man and me. Don't worry.
Um....thanks.....C...could you...?
Oh! Right.
Now that everything's settled-
more or less....Shall we, Pharaoh Man?
Let's go.
like this!
Like this!
One simple little mission....And I screwed up...
No matter...It wasn't Proto Man...And you didn't have any starforce with you...Our next plan however.....
And finally the coward comes out of his hole.
Are you...?
Yes. I am referred to simply as The Master.
That's a cute name, but that's not good enough for me. What's your real name?
You should be honored simply by the fact that you're standing in my presence! Insolent fool!
This guy is WAY different, Drill Man; I can tell. Do NOT push his buttons.
My, my, you do seem to have some experience with...evil.
!!!
In fact, I can sense large amounts festering within you. Skull Man, was it? How would you like to join the winning side?
That doesn't sound like a choice you'd let me make. Drill Man, get ready to leave without me.
*scowls* I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're right. Good lu-
Ohohoho, are you sure about that? What if I were to do THIS!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, PUNK!?
Why are you still here? I thought you were leaving? *chuckles*
I always HATED you! Why can't you just accept that I'm better than you, you stupid conehead!
Dive Man, that's Skull Man! He's being tortured by that monster, and you're helping him!?
Don't try to turn this around, Drill Man! You just can't accept the fact that I'm better than you! The Master gave me power and understanding
I can't win like this. Even if I used my Drill Nuke, I risk killing Skull Man while Dive Man could easily negate it. I need a miracle...
NNGH!....I....c-can't....*falls over*
Y...you fool! You've destroyed my Link-
That knucklehead doesn't quit. Umph...*grabs his chest* I need to get this....Evil Energy under control. Drill Man, can you...?
So, round 2, spikes?
CAN IT, Drill Man! This ends now!! You WORTHLESS! PIECE! OF JUNK!!! GRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!
Good to hear. No more cheating death; this time I'm playing for keeps!!
I understand your suspicion, comrade, but Dr. Cossack could be in danger right now! If he was attacked once, who says it won't recur?
We haven't even agreed that you're-
Hearing him out can't hurt, right Drill Man? *glares at Drill Man again*
In my professional opinion, I am best fitted for a defense role, and since you two know more about the investigation than I do, may I
Leaving you alone, especially to protect the doctor, is something that requires a lot of trust.
This is ridiculous! You still suspect me and I don't even know why! What will it take to prove that I am not suspicious? I finally meet you two
*sigh and turns to Drill Man* (He has a point. We have no solid proof that there's even anything suspicious about him to begin with.
(You gotta admit that something's off, though. His story makes sense as a possibility, but it's one heck of a story.)
(Your call.)
Weaknesses or not, I will pulverize you if you try anything funny. We clear?
Crystal, sir. However, my anti-matter manipulator is dysfunctional, so you will have to teleport me there.
What's wrong, Drill Man?
Are you sure you can't remember anything?
*sadly nods* I wish I had more information for you, but I can't remember anything beyond short-term memory, such as you guys telling me about
Can't remember a single thing. *looks at Skull Man* How about that?
Dive Man, what is my name?
You're Skull Man, of course! Why do you ask?
How did you know that?
Why would I not remember your na-....*scowls*
*points drill at Dive Man* I think you're catching on.
All you had to do was get me to Cossack to finish the job! The Master does not tolerate failure!
No way. Dive Man too!?
The Master, eh? If your memory is functioning correctly, then, that means we just need to take you in and extract the intel you have on our enemy!
And who's to say that you can just "take me in"? You should know, Drill Man; you can't defeat me!
I hate to do this to you, bud, but you don't stand a chance! I'll blow you to pieces if I have to!
Hey, Di-....*glances at Drill Man* (Wait a sec...)
*nods* (Tread lightly. VERY lightly.)
*starts walking towards Dive Man* Hey, Dive Man! What happened to you, man?
*whirls around with a look of surprise, then sighs.* Please try not to scare me like that again, sir. I have been investigating the remains of this suspicious hideout for anything useful as requested by Dr. Cossack.
Oh? And how long do you say you've been doing that?
Oddly enough, I cannot recall, sir.
*walks up next to Skull Man* That is pretty odd, Dive. Why do you think that is?
Well, according to my systems log, I was disabled for a good hour or so, which might have fried my memory banks. Then again, as the humans say,
Comrade is a strong word-
*gives Drill Man a sideways glare* I believe you were the one who said, "We can't jump to conclusions."
......
I've been part of this team long enough to know suspicion when I see it, especially on his face. *points to Drill Man* On what grounds am I a suspect, and what am I a suspect of?
You're NOT a suspect-
Yet.
I WILL punch you.
*crosses arms* Dive Man, didn't you find it strange that you just woke up here at the place you were supposed to investigate?
Can't say I did. Perhaps if I had my memory, I could have a chance to piece together what disabled me and why, but due to the lack thereof,
And how could you remember the task?
I checked my digital to-do list, of course.
Wait...you actually use that? You can't just remember simple day-to-day tasks?
Well, the doctor ordered me to use it, saying that it helps him remember lots of things that he'd normally forget, like where he put his glasses,
Dive, he's like 60 years old; of course he forgets things. Trust me, that wasn't even an order, let alone one you should follow.
Well, I think that pretty much accounts for everything. Have you found anything?
*shakes head* You guys can help me search if you'd like.
We have a mission of our own that I'm sure takes precedence over yours. Dr. Cossack was attacked and knocked unconscious, and we're trying to figure out who and why.
Requesting permission to accompany you on your mission, SIR!
*looks at Drill Man*
You think I'm gonna just agree to this? He still can't explain how he escaped from his captors or even how long he's been here because he LOST HIS MEMORY!?
Drill Man, that was a pretty big explosion. It's a wonder he's still alive.
Yea, you got that right. It DOES make me wonder.
Precisely! It's embedded into all robots: Light's bots, my bots, and even Wily's! Over the years, Wily has threatened the world time after time with destruction and chaos, but never could he demand a bot to physically harm a human. If this robot could harm me...
Then it can harm others, including Dr. Light. This is a SERIOUS problem.
It's become a law of nature that robots cannot harm humans. This robot is either incredibly strong or is controlled by one who's will is strong enough to counteract the Robot Laws!
We need to take action and find these guys ASAP.
Hmmmm....Wait, Dive Man was there!
And if his CPU is still functioning, we can track him!
*quickly types* ....His GPS is fully functional! I'm sending the location to you now.
Excellent. Doc, can you refit me? I'm gonna need it.
I will do so post-haste, but I must remind you that the Alpha Armor doesn't give you extra protection to anything except explosions and fire; it was meant only to protect you from the conditions of the Drill Nuke.
Understood.
Skull Man, or should I call you Skully as your brothers so affectionately call you? *chuckles*
That....won't be necessary, sir.
Well, I must first congratulate you. If it's true that you encountered Ring Man, then I know it wasn't easy controlling the Evil Energy and fighting him simultaneously. I will refill your Evil Energy stores to its original state, but I cannot stress this enough. *Cossack's face darkens* Evil Energy is a living thing. It not only has the determination to overthrow your mind, but it also learns from its host. If you stumble, it will take the opportunity to consume you; do not let it. Alternatively, if you trick it into releasing its full power while you still have the power to control it, you will wield immense power. I have faith in you, Skull Man.
I'm gonna enjoy this. Load me up, doc.
The key to victory is finding the balance between power and wit. Use this against the opponents who let their power go to their head, and don't let the same happen to you yourselves. Fight well! You make me....proud. *Dr. Cossack smiles*
Roger! *They teleport to Dive Man's location...*
So what were you doing here?
*takes a swig* Well, when we went to check inside the hideout that Cossack pinpointed, he was nowhere to be found. Curious, I came over here to the lab to find clues, and sure enough Ring Man was there, along with.... *Skull Man motions behind Drill Man.*
Is he alive!?
Just unconscious. Ring Man isn't really one for compassion, so Cossack must've managed to establish code in Ring Man to not allow him to kill his father. I wonder why he didn't put the same thing in for his brothers....*sips*
....Wait, you don't think-
There's no way to be sure, but he trusted me enough to host the Evil Energy, so I doubt he didn't trust US.
He gave you WHAT!?
He didn't tell you? Huh.
And he didn't tell you about my Nuke Armor...How many secrets is that man hiding?
It's ironic, really. He's basically the underdog of robotics, but in this time of crisis with Light gone and Wily doing who-knows-what, Cossack might be the wild card needed to turn the tides...Still, I just can't wrap my head around him not trusting us. I think there's more here than meets the eye.
Agreed. Before investigating, though, we gotta take care of Cossack and these bots. I think I have some energy pellets...
No, these guys are busted. The only way to revive them would be an Extra Life. I heard that there was an idea for something called a Boot Disk, but the plan was never put into action because the head developer was and is on hiatus. As much as it pains me, we can't do anything for a human, so Cossack's just going to have to recover normally. Let's look around and see what we can find-
S....Skull....Man?
Doctor!?
Oh, my head...
Let's start with what you can remember, sir.
Dri....Drill Man? Is that you? Why...why are you....Oh yes! Your Beta layer! That means you used the Drill Nuke. Things must be desperate indeed.
Sir, what can you remember about the attack?
I was investigating the hideout- YES! Did you find anything in the hideout?
No, doctor. Please try and focus; this could be very important.
*grumbles* Very well. I had sent the information when all of a sudden I remember seeing a robot in the shadows. I tried to keep my composure and told him that he didn't belong in my lab when he suddenly charged me and knocked me out. Right before he struck, I remember his face, but I can't recall ever seeing a robot like that...
You've forgotten what Ring Man looks like?
RING MAN!? I should think not!
Wait....IT WASN'T RING MAN!?
But who else? Who else could've done this? Who else would WANT to?
That's what I'm trying to tell you! I don't know! It was the face of a robot that I don't recall seeing!
But Ring Man said-....Wait...*flashback*
"Oh, he was like this when I found hi-PFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I can't do this!
He was telling the truth....I can't believe it.
Well, Ring Man couldn't have harmed me anyways; it's in the Robot Laws.
I recall something like that....Wait a second...robots can't harm humans!
But I didn't get-....GRRRRRR HE DISCONNECTED ME!? I'LL KILL THAT TRAITOR OF A FATHER IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! EVEN MY OWN FATHER DOESN'T TRUST ME! No matter. It's time to find Mega Man!
That's strange. I can't find his signal. Either he's underground or...he's already been...destroyed! He was mine to kill! MINE to defeat! My life purpose is gone! GRRRRAAAAAAA! *Ring Man looks over at Skull Man*
You...
I'LL KILL YOU, YOU TRAITOROUS SCRAP OF-
GYAAAH! H-how did you.....AAAAAH! Y...you hit off part of my core....NNNNGGGH....it hurts.
You're the traitor, Ring Man, and I will stop you!
But...how?
I was in the area and got the vid. I only got to see the first few seconds of you and Ring Man fighting, but that was all I needed.
No, I mean how did-NNGH *winces in pain*....how did you...survive?
Cossack reinforced my outer shell to withstand the Drill Nuke only once. After that, it falls off, revealing my second layer of armor.
Another *winces* traitorous brother.
Call me what you want, psychopath. Say good night. *points Drill Bomb at Ring Man's chest*
We'll meet again. *With great effort, Ring Man hits a button on his arm and teleports out*
......
You've grown soft, Skully. *He effortlessly flicks a
UMPH! How can he match Evil Energy!?
You forget, Skull Man, that Cossack only gave you as much as you could handle, which couldn't have been a lot; you're so frail it disgusts me.
Grrrrr....not....this time! *Skull Man throws the massive barrier at Ring Man
GYAAH!...Skull Man, we don't have to fight. Just...*winces* just let me destroy Mega Man-
Mega Man is like a cousin to us, Ring Man! Besides, if I let you destroy Mega Man, who's to say you'll stop there?
You never accept me. You all never accepted me! How will I ever be good enough for you hypocrites!?
Hey, don't make this about us! You're the one who-
There you go again, making me the villain!
Wha-....YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL MEGA MAN!
What do you want from me, huh? What could I possible do to make happy?
You know what? I'll completely accept you if you let Dr. Cossack reprogram you.
Re-reprogram?...No no...no I can't-I can't do that!
He was almost successful last time-
SHUT UP! *Ring Man grabbed his head in agony* Not back there! Not ever again!
That's the biggest reason why I must do this, Ring Man;
You'll never understand me. None of you EVER understood me and the pain I've endured from that day.
WHAT!? How did-....when I flew into the machine! *he turns to Skull Man*
This is YOUR FAULT!
UMPH!...Huh? I....got a....message? Maybe the video...sent to the DCNs?
And why should we trust you? You're just as "suspicious" as we are. In fact, you're more so because you're the ones following us!
I concur, mostly because Brightman could easily overtake me if he turned traitor to the group!
I'm fine on my own, inferiors! I need no help!
Umm, we need no help?
I know what I said, and I'm going back to the base to investigate! *teleports out*
Quint, wait!...*exasperated groan* Bright Man, Plug Man, why in the world should we trust you?
....I think we can. They show no signs of brainwashing, although there may be some other hidden agenda that I am unaware of. I'm particularly
Well, I can't believe it's come to this, but.....what about you Dust Man?
*BUUUUUURP* What?
-______- I was asking if you think we can trust Bright Man and Plug Man.
Well, me and Bright Man go way back-
No you don't.
-so of course he can come!
*glares at the newcomers* You watch yourself.
I wonder how that tastes. Ooh, and that. Oh, and that one. Ooh, I wonder how that one tastes.
Dust Man, please stop eating everything you see. That includes bones and rocks.
Sorry, Mr. Pharaoh.
(How did he get HIS name right?)
Anyways, that's what we've gathered about this brainwashing scheme. You don't remember anything?
Well, my memories are fuzzy at best, but Quint said he's drawing a blank.
We're wasting time here, fools! It is not my desire to work with such low-tier robots; however, I wish not to be brainwashed again and am forced to choose
The only evil here is you, peasant!
This is going to get out of hand if we don't make a truce right now. Pharaoh Man? Quint? Truce?
Don't expect us to get along, though.
The feeling is mutual, Pharaoh.
*mouth full* What about me?
......Okay, fine.
Yay! I accept the tooth!
What have I done...
You will respect my brother, you stupid Mega Man rip-off!
I am Mega Man, you imbecile!
HOLY SCREWS, GUYS! CALM DOWN!....Now, we need to decide on our next course of ac-
*teleports in*
I just can't catch a break...
State your business in following us, Plug Man! I will fire upon you if you prove hostile!
As will I.
As will ALL of us, fool!
Guys.....I don't feel too good....Urk.

NOBODY CARES!
.....HA!
GYAAH!....Dang it, I gotta get up; this is my chance!
Um, I definitely don't remember these before.....which means Quint doesn't either, heheh!
Pitiful, Ballade! More doesn't mean better!
W-WHAT IS THIS!? *Only the purple parts of the crackers had exploded; some of the small white cups on the sides
More may not mean better, but different can EASILY mean better! *Ballade snaps his fingers, and the white particles explode.*
....Ballade....run...NNNNNNNRGH!!
If we both give it all we've got, Quint, justice WILL prevail! Fight with me! Come on, Quint!
NNNNNRGH NO! This ends NOW!
Damn right it does. *He takes out a cracker and puts it in a compartment
Here comes the hard part: letting it charge. Dust Man, can you get Pharaoh Man out of here? And, uh, sorry about your home.
Why are you sorry, Ballad? I don't see anything wrong...
Yet...just go, Dust Man. And my name is BallADE.
Okay, Ballad!....Oopsies, I can't. Something blocking me.
No one's going ANYWHERE! Now DIE, BALLADE! *Quint throws Sakugarne into the air, which comes down 20x bigger and jumps after Ballade.*
*thinks to self* (So predictable. Quint is remotely CONTROLLING the killer pogo stick, it's all Quint can to do to maintain control!)
UMPH! *Ballade is caught off-guard and sent sprawling into a nearby junk pile. All seems lost...until Ballade's chest
For justice. *Ballade takes the shining cracker from his chest and throws it at....Megagarne? The pogo stick explodes in a
How's it going in he- Wait, what happened to Pharoh Man!? And the Killers? ...Wait, THE KILLERS!?
....D...Dust Man...
Okie-dokie!
....I need to head to Cossack's Citadel and check up on what happened there. If he did it.... *teleports*
I thought so....Ring Man.
Aw, come on, Skully! It's me, your brother! The Cossack oil runs through both of us! Why you gotta say my formal name so grudgingly?
Answer me this, then. What happened to those three robots and OUR OWN MASTER!?
Oh, he was like this when I found hi-PFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I can't do this!
Oh, you have no idea. Cossack planned for this and gave me an upgrade of...significant power. He said specifically to me
Excuse me.....WHAT!?
We could all tell that your programming was in control of EVERYTHING you did! It wasn't just Cossack!
FIX ME!? YOU SAY HE FIXED ME!? AHAH!....He tried to disable me! To strip my of my power, of my PURPOSE!!
Heh...he also told me you wouldn't listen to reason. You're too far gone, old friend.
Then why you? Why power YOU up?
I was the only one who had any semblance of control over it because of my "shadow" nature.
Wait....NO!
Evil Energy, my friend. And being master of death, he entrusted it to me.
Well, I've powered up, too! And unlike you, I don't risk losing control of it! So let's see who's stronger!!
You've already lost control....brother.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, MASTER! Hehehehe!

*teleports in*
This is the pla- DR. COSSACK!
........
You came at a bad time, I'm afraid. The doctor is out right now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
But you're not cooler than me! You're gonna pay!
I've been ITCHING to blow something up!
You guys are so amusing. FLAME SLICER!
Mowed down like field mice!....Oh, yea. You're not allergic to fire. Forgot about that... ELECTROLYSIS!
*wipes off hands* Now, back to my monologue....Hel-lo, who's this behind you weaklings? A bundle of defeated robots, eh?
*retches*.....*VOMITS* Welcome home! Wait, who are YOU guys?
You...swallowed me! You disgusting bucket of scrap!
Actually, I'm a vacuum :)
Oh, my head...I had the strangest dream...
Wait a second, a dream?
I felt like someone was controlling my body for me! I was serving Enker for some reason.
Controlling you? What are you talking about? We have always served the master!
No, Quint, you're wrong! The only one who's actually aware of what he's doing is Enker!
Stop talking nonsense!-AAAAAAUGH!
Fight it, Quint!!
NNNNNNNNNGHHH....
What's wrong?
.......*sigh* He's losing the battle. Stand back, Dust Man.
It's looks like you'll have to be eliminated, Ballade HAHAHAHAA!
*smirks* Because I'm different then I was before I saved Mega Man. I fight for justice now!
Enough with the chit-chat. I've got date with an explosion HEHEHEH!
Keep struggling; you can't beat death!....DUST MAN STOP THAT!
Oops! Sorry, Skully. I was playing cornhole with my junk :)
What a cowardly pile a' quiverin' scrap! You just hide behind your little shield, huh? THAT'S how you fight!?
A trash-talking armadillo like you wouldn't understand tactics!
Well, how's this for a tactic?!
Hah! This is just the first piece I'll rip out of your scrap metal!....WHA-??
For the record, that's a pitiful tactic; a tactic that's lead to your demise! I AM DEATH! Even if you rip out my parts, YOU CAN'T KILL ME! Activate Skull Snare!
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....
Tell me what you know about this brainwashing! NOW!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Oof! I forgot about his power boost! I can't hold this!
ROOAAAAAAAAAR!!!
N-no way...
I WILL DESTROY...MUST DESTROY!!! *spins up*
NO COOLDOWN!? I-I can't....no!
SKULL MAN!!!
Drill Man, you're alive!
Heh....don't say that too early. *stabs Punk with drills*
Wait a sec. What are you planning?...No!
I hope you can put up one more barrier, old friend. This will be the last time we speak. Go, and accomplish what we couldn't! For Cossack!
No....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DRILL NUUUUUUKE!
Do you have a clear shot to the entrance yet?
Huh? I thought we were scouting and not shooting anyone.
*controlling his anger* Can you see the entrance well enough to deploy your mechas?
Yep!
Okay, go for it!
.....Okay, we've got a clear feed! Looks like an underground chamber!
Now, Dr. Light, we need to get Proto Man ASAP, so could you please tell us where he is?
I'll never sell out Blues to evil robots like you!
Oh? Not even if we threatened to finish off Mega Man and destroy his remains? And after that, Roll's next!
No wait! Please, give me a moment, but don't hurt my children!
That's better! Hahahahaaah!
Dang it! We need to help right now, but there's no way we could win against a force like that! Think, Skull Man, think!
AAAAAUUUGHH!
His brainwashing is breaking! Quickly, give him the sedative!
Right! *shoves chip into Ballade's head*
Uuunnnngh......
He's been the most unstable ever since we began the operation! We need to find someway to control him, or else he could be the downfall of the operation.
Brainwashing, huh? There is DEFINITELY more here than meets the eye.
But that means it wasn't his fault! I won't let them be mean like that!
I won't let you do this!
Uh-oh...
Ugh. I'm full...meet you at base *teleports out*
Wait, what base?....UGH!
You think you'll get away with that, huh? TRY ME!
Let's dance, bonebag!
Grrr...Now I have to wait for my systems to cool down before I can pull that move again!
Calm yourself, Punk, and trust me. I'm not exactly helpless, you know. HIYAAH!
MMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMPH!
Oops. Forgot to spitcha out, huh?
I don't know if "Thanks" really expresses what I'm feeling right now, but-
You are trespassing! Prepare to be scraped!
No, really, that's cute. Show time, Dust Man!
Chow time!
You okay, Dust Man?
*BUUUURP*
Dust Man, did you-?
You said "Chow time!", didn't you?
O_O.......*sigh* Let's see how our brothers are doing.
What's wrong, Skully?
All three of their transmitters have stopped! They were ALL defeated!
Or someTHING...
You know what? I think you're onto something...
Not a moment too soon, look down there, Dust Man!.....Dust Man?
I'm so hungry, Skully!
Maybe ya wouldn't be if you didn't vomit your junk all over me!...SHHH!
So you're the ones we've been ordered to sink! WELL THEN, SO BE IT!
I'll blow you to smithereens!
The power of the gods are more than enough to finish you!
Heh! You brats don't know just who you're facing!

FOR COSSACK!
Not on my watch hehehe!
Please...make it stop...
Make what stop, Skully?...Aah...AAAHCHOO!
OW! GRRRRRR DUST MAAAAAN!
Message from Dr. Cossack: "Skull Man, I thought you might find this surveillance footage useful. -Cossack"
Hmm? What's this? That appears to be the Construction Site located near Monolopis City? I see! That is the Killer's location!
This can't be good. All dispatched robots, report. The kidnappers' location has been confirmed. Dust Man and I are moving to intercept.
Hey, Skully, did you know you have no nose?
Yea I do! It's right he-*feels face*
Hey, wait up! *teleports*
You are to scout this general area for the kidnappers' base. Dive Man, you will check the underwater section over *here*
ROGER THAT! *teleports*
Understood. *teleports*
As you wish, Master. *teleports*
Why not send me too?....Master.
Because I don't trust you! The last time I sent you to aid Mega Man, you tried to kill him, even after I tried to change your programming!
Oh, come on, gramps! My programming may be stubborn, but you can't deny how valuable of an asset I am when it comes to combat.
You're guarding the lab with me, and that's final!
*to self* We'll see about that, doctor. You can't deny my programming what it wants.
I don't know what you're talking about. GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Oh, shoot, I forgot about Dr. Cossack! I'll explain the situation to him right now...
....Yes, yes, who is it? I'm very busy!
Sorry to bother you, sir. This is Skull Man. We have a situation here at Wily Cas-
WILY!? You're helping that scoundrel? Why I never-
No no no it's not like that! Mega Man has been captured! According to B-I mean reliable sources, Mega Man is 20 miles west of Wily Castle.
I see...Alright, I'll send some robots to scout out the general area. Report to me if you receive an update. Also, I'm sending Dust Man to help you.
Roger tha-wait DUST MAN!? That blundering idiot can't do simple math, let alone help us in a search! Are you sure it has to be him?
*click*
GRRRRRRRRRRR..........*sigh* whatever.
Looks like the crazy chick hasn't seen me yet. Now's my chance.
Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine! What are you doing here? What do you want?
Fire Man and Star Man, huh. What's going on? Who do I throttle!-wait who's the chick?
*sigh* So dull around here. Wish something interesting were happening...
Hohoho! Just what I was waiting for!
Who do you think you're calling arrogant? I can control time!
Put in mega-man-copy for the robot name. Same for Protoman and Bass. If this isn't what you want, could you please elaborate because I don't understand your question.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

BURN IN THE WAKE OF MY FURY! 
You can count on me.
Awwww....