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Sawblade Dude (Weapon: Hyper Saw; A melee sawblade that absolutely rips through enemies.)
Walking Fan (Weapon: Tornado Barrier; The shield weapon of this game.)
Soap Scuba (Weapon: Soap Throw; Throws a bar of soap that travels along the ground and bounces when it hits a wall. However, it loses strength every time it hits a wall, and can hit 5 walls before vanishing.)
Fastest Idiot in The Universe (Weapon: Hyperspeed Laser; A beam of energy so fast you can barely even see it.
Overweaponized Drill (Weapon: Area Exploder; A screen nuke.)
Bald Lightbulb (Weapon: IT'S TIME TO STOP; A weapon that stuns all enemies onscreen until they get hit. Things that are weak to this stop until they get hit 9 times instead.
Nuclear Lighter (Weapon: Double Ignite; Sends flame spirals in both directions.)
Tree Guy (Weapon: Branch Storm; Fires branches in every direction EXCEPT in front of and behind you.)
Meguh Derpster: Do I really need to copypaste? Just go to the first game it you want the rundown on how he plays.
Spikes Guy (Weapon: Spike Shield; The shield weapon of this game. When launched, each spike fires toward the direction it's pointing in.)
Science Dude (Weapon: Statisical Beam; Fires a big, piercing laser made of numbers.)
Double Hologram Spammer (Weapon: Holo Icicle; shoots two sets of icicles, one in front, the other is shot behind you. Great when something's chasing you.)
Literal Tinhead (Weapon: Tin Wall; acts like Ice Wall.)
Vertigo, God of Dizziness (Weapon: Dizzy Wave; a projectile that goes basically wherever the *REGGAE'D* it wants. It does a crapton of damage when it actually hits something, though.)
Stealth Caterpillar (Weapon: Caterpillar Shot; Fires a shot that pierces through enemies.)
Hyper Plug (Weapon: Voltage Bomb; Acts like Freeze Cracker, inly in 8 directions instead of 6.)
Alien Ninja Cyborg (Weapon: Bad*REGGAE'D*erry Blaster*; fires three projectiles of pure, unadulterated, bad*REGGAE'D*erry.)
Emmelg** (Appears in the stages of Spikes Guy, Double Hologram Spammer, Stealth Caterpillar, and Hyper Plug.)

Plagarist Trio (Weakness: Dizzy Wave & Caterpillar Shot)
: Greetings, for the fifth and last time.
: it better be the last time cuz im sick of runnin into ur stupid face
: I'll have you know that we're not so different... Derp.
: u literally only said dat 2 be dramatic.
: Pretty much, yes.
: But that is beside the point! You see, I know of your forbidden ritual you used to gain this power, known as Mega Evoltuion. I, howeve4r, have found an alternative method.
: BEHOLD!
: its just a rock
: No, it isn't. You aren't beholding hard enough.
: im beholding as hard as i can, *REGGAE'D*it!
: Whatever, this rock is known as a Primal Orb. It allows the wielder to undergo a transformation similar to mega evolution, but with much, MUCH more power.
: Overweaponized Drill tried primal reverting once, but failed in such a pathetic fashion that he lost his hands. However, there is one key difference between us.
: It is that unlike him, I CAN HANDLE IT!
: *EVAL LAUGH*
: I'll kill you.. I'LL TEAR IT ALL TO SHREDS! You, Dr. Moron, The dishwasher, EVERYTHING!
: NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE WRATH OF EMMELG!
Primal Emmelg (Weakness: Corresponds with the weapon being used.)
: Agh... The *REGGAE'D*... WHY CAN'T I BEAT YOU!?
: *REGGAE'D* u that's y.
: You IDIOT! You are in deep *REGGAE'D*... uh, what was your name again?
: Emmelg.
Sounds boring. Your new name is now Darth Ilkel!
: Wait, I never said you could chan-
Are you questioning my authority, Darth Ilkel?
: You bet your sorry little *REGGAE'D* I am! I just realized something, too. You were the one who put that annihilation bomb inside my skull in the first place! Not only that, but you were the one who programmed me to smash through the nearest wall and destroy whatever was on the other side! I found you out, Dr. Jerk; YOU! ARE! A! SALTLO-
: That'll teach him not to question his superior. I was going to scold him for risking his sanity by using the Primal Orb, but I don't think that's possible right now. Anyway, I still have one last surprise!
: HOLY CRAP, MEGUH DERPSTER! THE WALL IS EXPLODING!
: not falling for ur crap for the 3rd time in a row
: No, really! It IS! Mainly because I'm about to collapse part of the ceiling on you MWAHAHAHA!
: At last, it's finally over. I may not have Thotslayer anymore, but I still killed Meguh Derpst-
: Wait who said that?
: Oh hey, Darth Ilke-
: Waaaiiit a sec, why is Meguh Derpster still there!? And uncrushed!?
: Simple, actually.
: IT'S TIME TO STOP!
: WHAT!? You think you can just go around defying me AGAIN!? Don't get ARROGANT, Darth Ilkel!
: I already told you, I am AGAINST that name entirely!
: Well, if you wanted to save Meguh Derpster from getting crushed, why the *REGGAE'D* did you punch him over and over!?
: Simply to spite him, and also because I still hate Dr. Moron. Now that that's out of the way, I'm going to kill you.
: What do you think you're doing!? I AM YOUR MASTER, ILKEL!
: You may be the master of Darth Ilkel, But my name ISN'T Darth Ilkel! Because my name,
: IS EMMELG!
Hello?
Beta Man, it's a disaster! Dr. Wily is attacking the city!
Again? He never learns, does he?
Why didn't you tell Rock and Blues about it before us?
I did, and so comes the worst part... Apparently, robots created by Rotom, Yveltal, and Ninja Ghost sided with Wily this time, and they captured Mega Man and Proto Man! You're our only hope to stop them!
Don't worry, Dr. Light, we're on it!
They did WHAT!?
Even Koto left me!? That's it, I'm getting to the bottom of this. May as well kill a few ⑨s while I'm at it!
Beta Man: Uses Beta Blast instead of a buster. Has strong power and defense, but has less agility. | Special Attack: Beta Barrage- a barrage of Beta Blasts. While it is rapid fire, a single one does not do as much damage as the basic attack.
Tone: Uses a chargeable buster than can be rapidly fired or charged. Basically a balanced character. | Special Attack: Tone Burst- Basically Proto Strike.
Rotom: The Rail Buster cannot be charged, but fires at faster speeds. Rotom has high agility, but isn't exactly good at defense. | Special Attack: Discharge- Releases a burst of electricity around himself to deal massive damage to enemies around him.
Alright, so I'll be taking on the 1st-6th Generations while Tone takes on the 7th-10th Generations. And then, we'll meet up together to take down the others and Wily...
I kinda hope Bright Man's not one of my enemies...
Focus, Beta! You've got a mission to do!
Alright, let's do this!
Cut Man- Weapons: Rolling Cutter, Slicing Cutter, Rising Cutter (Slicing Cutter- A Rolling Cutter shot from the buster like a disk. Has a wider range than Rolling Cutter, but does not return.)
Elec Man- Weapons: Thunder Beam, Thunder Strike, Thunder Barrier (Thunder Barrier returning from Beta Man and MegaBoy 3: Rise of Ninja Ghost. See Page 15, Post 20.)
Time Man- Weapons: Time Slow, Time Arrow, Time Burst (Time Burst- See "Clock Burst" from Meguh Derpster, Page 16, Post 8.)
Metal Man- Weapons: Metal Blade, Metal Cycle, Metal Saw
Air Man- Weapons: Air Shooter, Air Storm, Air Tornado
Bubble Man- Weapons: Bubble Lead, Bubble Spray, Bubble Machinegun
Gemini Man- Weapons: Gemini Laser, Gemini Copy, Gemini Beam
Hard Man- Weapons: Hard Knuckle, Hard Stomp, Hard Punch
Shadow Man- Weapons: Shadow Blade, Shadow Katana, Shadow Decoy
Mid-Boss 3: Doc Robot (Uses Quick Boomerang, Crash Bomber, and Leaf Shield)
Toad Man- Weapons: Rain Flush, Rain Capsule, Rain Orb
Pharaoh Man- Weapons: Pharaoh Shot, Pharaoh Guard, Pharaoh Blaze
Skull Man- Weapons: Skull Barrier, Skull Bomb, Skull Scythe
Wave Man- Weapons: Water Wave, Trident Wave, Tackle Wave
Star Man- Weapons: Star Clash, Star Uppercut, Star Shower
Crystal Man- Weapons: Crystal Eye, Crystal Ball, Crystal Orbiters
Mid-Boss 5: Dark Man 4
Tomahawk Man- Weapons: Silver Tomahawk, Slicing Tomahawk, Curving Tomahawk
Yamato Man- Weapons: Yamato Spear, Yamato Longbow, Yamato Blade
Mid-Boss 6: Punk
Final Boss: Wily Machine 1
Surrender Rock and Blues at once!
Don't think I'll give them up so easily. Your heroes are in another castle!
Ugh, really!? I can't express how tired I am of this old trick...
...*Sigh* I'd better catch up with Tone.
...Huh? I think I see something in the distance... Who or what could it possibly be?
So, it seems I'm against the 7th to 10th lines of Robot Masters.
...As well as a few robots from King's army and... Rockman Shadow's Dimensions?
What are they even doing here...
Well, only one way to find out.
Freeze Man- Weapons: Freeze Spear, Freeze Cracker, Freeze Burst
Slash Man- Weapons: Slash Beast, Slash Claw, Slash Uppercut
Shade Man- Weapons: Noise Burst, Noise Crush, Noise Drain
Mid-Boss 1: Bass
Tengu Man- Weapons: Tengu Blade, Tornado Hold, Spinning Leaves
Burner Man- Weapons: Front Burner, Wave Burner, Tornado Burner
Mid-Boss 4: Bass (Treble Boost)
Tornado Man- Weapons: Tornado Slicer, Tornado Blow, Tornado Wave
Hornet Man- Weapons: Hornet Cannon, Hornet Chaser, Hornet Honey
Galaxy Man- Weapons: Black Hole Guard, Black Hole Bomb, Black Hole Spawn
Commando Man- Weapons: Commando Snipe, Commando Bomb, Commando Strike
Sheep Man- Weapons: Shocker Wool, Thunder Wool, Defensive Wool
Nitro Man- Weapons: Wheel Burner, Wheel Cutter, Wheel Bouncer
Mid-Boss 6: Ballade
Final Boss: Wily Machine 8
Give back Rock and Blues, Wily!
Hm, what's that word I'm looking for... Oh yeah. No.
...Yeah, sure, didn't see THAT coming a hundred miles away. I'd better go speak with Beta...
...Wait, what's that over there? It almost looks like...
Hm, it seems that the robots created by those other ⑨s are here, too...
Why couldn't he just make his own robots for once and leave mine alone!?
Ugh, whatever. Hey, player! I don't want to look bad, so you'd BETTER know what you're doing!
Now, let's kick some ⑨ *REGGAE'd*, shall we?
Mid-Boss 4: Jazz MKII
Mid-Boss 6: Enker
Final Boss: Wily Machine 10
Alright, you ⑨, either give up some evil energy or die.
Joke's on you, you floating little pest!
OK THAT'S IT! THIS WAS THE LAST TIME I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THESE SORT OF ENDINGS! I'M DONE WITH APPEARING IN YOUR LITTLE GAMES, REAPER! EITHER GIVE ME A BETTER ENDING, OR LEAVE ME TO MY OWN GA-
...Ugh, fair enough. But no more bull*REGGAE'd* from here on out, alright?
Hey, Beta. You know how I said we were going to take down the other robots together?
Because I think someone beat us to it.
Yeah, no kidding...
Ok, so we met up with your little friend. Can I go now?
What are you even up to, anyways?
Ugh, if you MUST know, I'm planning on kicking Wily's *REGGAE'd* for messing with my robots.
...Huh. Odd coincidence, me and Beta are after him, too.
Hey, I got an idea! How about we team up to take down Wily?
...Fine, I'll put up with you two. For now.
Great! Let's go!
Mid-Boss 1: Quint
Dark Man 1- Weapon: Dark Buster
Dark Man 2- Weapon: Dark Barrier
Dark Man 3- Weapon: Dark Beam
Mega Man DS- Weapon: Mega Buster
Proto Man DS- Weapon: Proto Buster
Bass DS- Weapon: Bass Buster
Mid-Boss 3: Copy Robot
Copy Beta- Weapon: Beta Blast
Mid-Boss 4: Ninja Man- Weapon: Ninja Katana
Proto Man MKII- Weapon: Proto Buster MKII
Phantom Man- Weapon: Phantom Morph
Copy Tone- Weapon: Tone Buster
Mid-Boss 5: MegaBoy's Jazz*
Copy Rotom- Weapon: Rail Buster
Mid-Boss 6: Darkrai
Final Boss: Wily Suit Deluxe 2.0
Good job gang, we did it!
Let's go get Rock and Blues and head home.
...Whatever. I'm just gonna go look for some Evil Energy or something.
Though, I guess I'm kinda glad that this is all done and over with, and I can go home and-
Oh, are you *REGGAE'd*ING KIDDING ME!?
You all done well, coming this far. But it's not over yet.
That voice... Ninja Ghost!
That's right! Little did even Wily know, this was all a part of MY master plan!
But I am not alone. As you three are sometimes in a trio, I have made a trio of allies of my very own!
I'd say, "Allow me to introduce my allies", but the truth is...
You... Of all people, YOU'RE his ally!?
Not just him... It's been a while, heroes.
Slur!? You're still alive!?
If Wily were to succeed, we would've killed him and took over this world for ourselves. However, we were rather planning on his inevitable failure. We've prepared a cannon fueled by Omega Seeds, which we'll use to destroy you all along with the Earth from our base!
All heroes will be destroyed, and the Universe shall be ours!
It's utterly hopeless. I suggest you kill yourselves now to avoid a much worse death.
Why those little... Nobody makes a fool of Albert Wily!
...You three! Take my Wily Saucer and get up to their base immediately! If you three don't stop them, there won't be a world left for me to conquer!
Fine, we'll go, but not because you told us to!
You know, this ride would be much nicer if it wasn't so annoying.
You speak for us all.
Ugh, of course they wouldn't leave the place unguarded.
Wait, I sense someone... Someone with a high ⑨ level...
...They're here. And they won't get away from me this time!
Hey, wait a minute...!
...Hey, Beta. Tell me again why we bother with him?
I don't know, let's just go already.
Meta, Ender, and Alto- Weapons: Starforce Saber, Ender Ring, and Gigavolt Whip
* Trill, Primal Emmelg, and False Symphony- Weapons: Trill Overdrive, Emmelg Buster, Buster Blade
** Mid-Boss 7: False Sergeant Man, Orchestra (For origin, see Page 2, Post 18), and Cirno
TRUE Final Boss: Ninja Ghost, Yveltal, and Slur (No mugshot was available for Yveltal)
*REGGAE'd* it, *REGGAE'd x2* it, *REGGAE'd x3* IT! HOW!? HOW CAN'T WE WIN!?
Relax, you two... I had a plan in mind.
You see, I integrated one of the prototype cannons into a fully functional, portable cannon, in case these heroes managed to make it up here. And now, with the heroes at our mercy, this laser canon powered by our Omega Stones shall destroy them, right down to their IC Chips!
Slur, you are a diabolical GENIUS! My sincere compliments.
Wh-what!? Where... Where's Rotom!?
Hey, ⑨s!
I like your stone collection. I think I'll take it!
You... You purple IDIOT! That was the ship's power source! This entire station will crash into the Earth and destroy it, along with the rest of us!
I don't really care what happens to the world. I wouldn't worry about it, though, since I activated the self-destruct after I nabbed these.
WHAT!?
You... You little pest! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
Yep, he's annoying like that.
Basically Rotom in a nutshell.
Now, what makes you think I'll let you go anywhere?
Simple: We both have a trick up our sleeves.
Agreed.
Come on, let's get out of here!
What about Mega Man and Proto Man?
Don't worry about those two, I freed them on my way to steal the Omega Stones. I think they already used one of the escape pods by now.
...That is probably the most non-selfish thing you ever did.
Don't get used to it. Now go, you ⑨!
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