

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)
Hmm. You are without your comrade and yet you three pursue me still? How Ignorant.
.........!
And what will "believing in him" change? Nothing? Unless what you seek is a one-way trip to the afterlife.
You risk your lives to the failure who chastised you, barked orders at you selfishly? Even in the face of futility? Despite the indifference of your actions? Truly you three are foolish.
Yeah sure, I mean, I'd rather be foolish than like you. As long as you're holding him hostage, we'll follow you to the ends of the earth to get him back. (And then some, because some dungeons could possibly be in Space.)
Hmph. Then do so at your own risk. No tears will be shed as consequence of your expenses.
Oh okay, apparently my not-human hands that turn into guns can shoot energy projectiles as well.

Alright, you two finish that guy off, I’m going to go grab that Fortune Module over there.

Alright, men! After that Clock Man, pronto! And Techno, ready your buster at once!
On it, sir!
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And just in case he goes for the small fry, I’ll just move two to the right.
Just as I have predicted... Stand aside, Team Protoless...
He’s MINE.
I will say this now for clearance: Unlike other times, my turn WILL be before either of you on the next post. And my move will be to walk behind Junior here to fire my Charged Shot. Should the Clock Man survive, Techno will finish the job with his own charged shot. And if he does not, he will use it to destroy the Beak, simply to spite Team MKII.
Perfect. My stay on this floor is finished, regardless. All you have done was paved the path that I planned on treading, for there is a much more interesting matter I cannot ignore.
Dang it, not again!
You won't get away with this. Not in a million years.
Unfortunately...
That is not your conclusion to come to.
Well, it’s about time we got here. Thanks to you, I am going to be .03 seconds late in returning this research paper on the deepest part of the Arctic Jungle to the Citadel!
...But, regardless, I suppose you deserve a reward for bringing me to my destination...

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU THOUGHT THAT SPLITTING UP FROM THAT PARTNER OF YOURS WOULD HELP YOU TWO GET AWAY WITH STEALING FROM THE HUMAN MUSEUM? TOO BAD, YOUR LITTLE FRIEND IN THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE WAS ALREADY CAUGHT, AND NOW IT’S YOUR TURN TO BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.
Oh, why don’t you just put a sock in it, you rusty bucket of bolts! Why can’t you just admit that humans were nothing more than a HOAX, a FAIRY TAIL being abused to fill your insatiable hunger for money!?
REAL OR NOT, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO RATHER ENJOY LISTENING TO THESE TALES, AND PONDERING UPON WHETHER OR NOT HUMANITY TRULY DID EXIST... EVEN I AM NOT IMMUNE TO THIS CURIOSITY. REGARDLESS, THE MUSEUM IS MERELY FOR THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE PEOPLE, NOTHING MORE. NOW, STOP RESISTING YOUR ARREST, OR PUNISHMENT WILL BE HARSHER.
No...! *Dragged away by a Fake Man* I downright refuse to be taken away by a greedy government
like you! I DEMAND TO SEE MY LAWYER...!
*To Team Mirage* ...THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. YOU DO NOT APPEAR TO BE MEMBERS OF THE ROBOT ACADEMY... BUT, YOUR ASSISTANCE IS APPRECIATED NONETHELESS. PLEASE, ACCEPT THIS AS REWARD FOR YOUR EFFORTS.
...Great job, everyone. I’d say this was a job well done!
I should really hand it to you two... especially you, human. For the first time being in a robot body, you were actually almost impressive! ...Almost.
If you’re going to be taking tasks like these more often, I would recommend checking out that new bootcamp Treble opened recently... You’re not going to get anywhere unless you’re strong enough.
Personally, I’d recommend the Neutral or Shadow grounds... It’ll certainly help you get more accustomed to your new body, human. ...But, the choice of going to the bootcamp to begin with is up to you.
...Actually, I think we should take you with us to show you around the town, human. That dark pressure from earlier is coming alarmingly closer, after all...
...Change of plans, Techno. No need for a Charged Shot... A simple Flame Shot will do.
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There we are. Now... Rise, Time Trial, and accept your new existence!
Thank you, Missingno., for revealing the truth of this world... I shall serve you until the end of my life.

Okay, you're a Level 5 leader, can you PLEASE stop brooding? It's not gonna get him back.
Okay.
...Huh. That actually worked.
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You're right, kiddo. Every moment we spend standing here is a moment this MKII guy could be running with You-know-who!
I thought you didn't understand Met-speak!
I don't. I just guessed what he was saying.
We're getting off topic here. Junior, you're the only one at the moment who isn't slowed. Go, my child!
You don't say.
He can have it his own way. If he's so fearful for the lives of Instrumental Espionage's then perhaps it is for the best. Have fun "playing God" on the forums for now.
But I relent. At the very least I am yet still able to explore this dungeon. That is, until this "special event" of sorts begins. Then I take my leave.
Go on. Show me the part of you worth taking away.
The ability to corrupt and possess any disabled robot within jurisdiction... given the right chance and the right mind, perhaps one of the deadliest abilities known to robotkind.
But everything has a weakness. Even you.
Oh? Pray tell, what might this weakness be?
Besides your astounding arrogance, you can only perform using the natural capabilities of anyone you posess. Nothing less, nothing more. In short, you're confined to whatever the robot you hold has available for you. Including limited defenses.
Limited defenses? What on earth do you me-


Yes yes, you do that. Techno, Time Trial, head for the stairs immediately. Our work here is done. ...Oh, and Techno, do feel free to eliminate that Beak on the way out.
On it.
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Seriously? It shouldn’t be so difficult to destroy a Beak of all things!

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