

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)

Took you long enough, skull man.
Yeah, i was about to rage...
let us go somewhere and seek some answers.
*Groan* Shut up.....
WOULD YOU CARE TO REPEAT THAT, YOU SON OF A
?
I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE A BUNCH OF THIEVES! YOU HEAR THAT, GERALD, YOU RED-EYED SLACKER!? I WAS-
...GERALD?
...HUH. GUESS HE’S DEAD. ...EH, HE HAD IT COMING. I ALWAYS TOLD HIM TO STOP BEING SO LAZY, TO WHICH HE ALWAYS REPLIED “METALL CLASSICS CANNOT MOVE”, WHICH IS JUST ABOUT AS FAKE AS HUMANITY AND SNIPER CLAUS.
Look, really, I don’t actually care. You can take it or whatever. I was just told by some navy blue guy to try and protect it, as some sort of “tutorial” thing or whatever. I wasn’t even told if I was going to be paid for any of this.
(Is it really that hard for people to tell when I’m being sarcastic?)
...Yeah, normally the items you have to retrieve for these missions are returned to their owner, but... The 1-Ups for these missions are actually mine, so... You can just keep them. It’s not like I’ll need them, seeing as I don’t ever really fight. (...Why do I have them, again?)



YOUR NEXT MISSION IS KNOWN AS A RESCUE MISSION. IN THESE TYPES OF MISSION, YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO REACH THE ROBOT IN DISTRESS- IN THIS CASE, SUBJECT “Roll”.
THERE ARE TWO THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND ABOUT THIS MISSION: ONE FACTOR IS THAT THE OBJECTIVE WILL, MOST LIKELY, HAVE THE ABILITY TO MOVE ABOUT THE FLOOR. ANOTHER FACTOR IS THAT ENEMIES CAN ATTACK YOUR OBJECTIVE, WITH SAID OBJECTIVE ONLY ABLE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES WITH WEAPON “Regular Attack”. SHOULD THE ROBOT YOU NEED TO RESCUE FALL IN BATTLE, THE MISSION WILL BE CONSIDERED AS FAILED, AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO START OVER.
WHAT CHU SAY BOUT SNIPER CLAUSE AND HUMANITY?! He then shot Water Baloon!? Oh wait he's a knock off of Aqua Man... of course he would have that ability...
MOVES LIKE WEAPONS “Oil Shooter” AND “Bubble Spray” WILL COVER THE OPPONENT IN OIL OR FOAM, RESPECTIVELY. IN THIS STATE, WHICH CANNOT BE STACKED, THE ENEMY WILL BECOME MORE VULNERABLE TO FLAME OR ELECTRIC CORE ATTACKS, ALSO RESPECTIVELY. THIS MEANS THAT DEFENSE AND RESISTANCE WILL BE IGNORED WHEN HIT WITH AN ATTACK OF THAT ELEMENT... BUT ONLY ONCE.
REALLY. ALRIGHT, FINE. IF HUMANS ARE REAL, THEN WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
LET ME ANSWER FOR YOU: THEY ARE NOWHERE. EVEN IF THEY WERE REAL, THEY WERE SAID TO HAVE ALL DIED OFF YEARS AGO. YOU’RE BETTER OFF LETTING GO OF SUCH RIDICULOUS FANTASIES.
STAT PELLETS AND CAPSULES, AS I AM CERTAIN YOU KNOW, WILL RAISE A PARTICULAR STAT BY 2 OR 6, RESPECTIVELY. REMINDER THAT THESE STAT BOOSTS WILL ONLY LAST UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE FLOOR.


F!,@ YOU ANYWAYS! I SAW BITS OF THE HUMAN EXTINCTION #)^HOLE! He then shot more water shots at Suzy G! While Bootleg Fire starts heading towards the stairs.
You trying to say us humans ain't real or something?
Well guess what; you're about to find out that humanity DOES exist, and that you're standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF ONE!
Huh, apparently MY hands can turn into guns too-
Wait, what happened to my hands?
Wait, what happened to my arms!?
Wait, what happened to my torso!?
WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EVERYTHING!?
...Wait, why does it feel like I've been here before?
Whatever, I KNOW I was a human when I last checked. But now, I don't even LOOK human... Did I turn into an alien somehow? Questions for later.
(...Crap, with the way you act, I think it's safe to say you WERE human, probably.)
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