

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)

...How cute. You actually took away half my health with that one.
My turn.
...Ok, so you’re still standing, AND I did less damage. That doesn’t change the fact that I’m a Robot Master. You’re outta your league, kid!
...So, it would seem that you decided to back off, after all...
...But as a Shadow Man-model friend once told me, looks can be deceiving.
What, did you think that I’m so gullible, I wouldn’t notice? I knew that your goals were to take me down. But I’m not going down without a fight.
...I never liked dogs like you, you know. They always got in the way, making me look bad...
...So, go ahead, mutt. Take your best shot.
*growl*
That so, huh? Why don't you come get me and show me how outmatched I am? Or are you just scared 'cause you know how toast you are, Scissors Man? Huh? Huh?
CODE ITEMS ARE EQUIVALENT TO POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON’S ORB ITEMS. CODES WILL DO VARIOUS EFFECTS UPON THE AREA. HOWEVER, DO NOTE THAT MOST, IF NOT ALL CODES, WILL NOT WORK ON FLOORS WITH BOSS FIGHTS IN THEM.

Alright. Bet.
If you hit me with that attack of yours, I will pry that helmet straight off your head.
...This is your plan? To confine me to a single spot, so that I can’t chase you down?
And here I thought such original models would put up more of a fight.


Guess what, I.C. for brains? You're right. I'm not a Robot Master. I'm not some type of outlaw, I don't have any fancy-schmancy gimmicks of my own. I'm just a robo-fish. I mean, what about that is special to you?
But I've got somethin' that you never will. An identity outside of my model series. What makes you special from the two other Cut Men that were on this floor, eh? Nothing. You're a dime a dozen. Just another snip n' slashin', two-bit Robot Master who is nothing special in the midst of the rest of 'em.
Also this was pretty much a tactic to lure you into coming into our comfort zone. Speaking of which, another thing you don't have... boss?
How d'ya expect to get anywhere alone, pal? Haven't you ever heard of somethin' called strength in numbers?
But that's besides the point. I believe I overheard you mentioning something about not being able to compare to Robot Masters? I think myself should do more than suffice.
That-uh...
...shut up!
BARK!
...I mean, I had friends, and then you-
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ATTEMPTED ROBBERY... AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN WAIT IN LINE! YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
...
...Heh.
Well, you two. I can admit when I am beat. And you know what? That’s fine...
...Because you’re right. Because I AM only one of a million... And they will prove to be a bigger threat than ME.
So you two better get stronger, too... Because things only get harder from here. Welcome to the Dungeon life, fellas. Get used to it, ‘cause that’s the SLICE OF LIFE!
...WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, THERE HAS BEEN AN ABUNDANCE OF CRIME RECENTLY, AND WE’RE NOT EVEN SURE WHY. PEOPLE SAY THAT IT COULD BE CONNECTED TO THE SUDDEN APPEARANCE OF MYSTERY DUNGEONS RECENTLY, OR THE AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR OF ROBOTS WITHIN THEM...
...ACTUALLY, PERHAPS WE COULD USE PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO HELP US CLEAR OUT THIS FILTH, AND BRING JUSTICE TO THOSE WHO SPREAD CHAOS... SO IT’S UNLIKELY THIS’LL BE THE LAST TIME WE MEET.
...HERE. THIS IS OUR THANKS FOR HELPING OUT IN THE SITUATION.
...*Sigh* While I truly hate to do so... I know when to admit defeat.
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF 3 HELPLESS HOTDOGS.
...So, this is where the road ends for me. ...You know what?
I’m content. Regardless of your tactics- of which I consider to be slightly cheap- ...You two aren’t so bad, especially for original models such as yourselves.
Never let go of your pride. The moment you lose faith in yourself, the moment you will truly fail.
...THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF CRIMINALS CROPPING UP RECENTLY, SO ANY HELP WE RECEIVE IN DEALING WITH THEM IS WELL APPRECIATED.
...HM. HOW PECULIAR... YOUR BASE MODELS DON’T SEEM TO APPEAR IN MY DATABASE... COULD YOU BE BRAND NEW MODELS, PERHAPS?
...REGARDLESS. A REWARD FOR YOUR EFFORTS ARE IN ORDER.

...Heh. This place seems rather peaceful... Maybe the others won’t mind if I take a little rest here...
...Hm?
What the-!? Who are you two!?
...Tch, actually, scratch that... I don’t care about the names of people who are nosy...
...Because the lesson’s all the same in the end: Always mind your OWN business!
YOU ARE NOW ENCOUNTERING A BOSS FIGHT. BOSSES WILL BE MORE OF A CHALLENGE THAN REGULAR ENEMIES, BE IT THROUGH HIGHER LEVELS AND STATS, OR THROUGH THE USE OF A MECHANIC THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM MOST ENEMIES.
...Hmph. I don’t get the idea of a “secret hideout”. I mean, I guess this place would work, but I still don’t see the point.
Seriously, why can’t we just make our home in the city like everyone else!? It’s not like we’re fugitives or anything...
...Hmph. But I digress, because it appears I’ve been followed.
...Say, you seem to be quite the challenge... The chumps around here were practically nothing.
...So you’d better not disappoint.
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