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Ok! We all know Cut Man is the Master of Puns, But That's not gonna cut it! This thread is for the best (Or worst) Mega Man Puns you can think of, do you have the GUTS to post one here? This will be Mega, man! Go Wily with the puns, it's your turn to be the Clown, man! Ok, I'll stop making puns.
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I'm on a Roll!
The (Not) Offical Mega Man Pun Thread Posted by MusicalKitty on September 12th, 2015 at 11:01pm Viewed 502 Times
Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 6:10pm #7( Edited : 2015/09/13 at 6:31pm )
@MusicalKitty : [thank you kitty :D]{explode type} [eh this thread already used me as a joke im'a gonna clean something]{wind type} [WITH A DUST PAN]{explode type} [*facepalm* your acting like oil-]{wind type} [CAN thats what your going to say no whatsoever!]{explode type}
Just CUTTING through! This'll be a BLAST! FREEZE! You can't just do this kind of thing without me, guys! Watch it, Ice Man, you don't want to start a FLAME war! Well, I'd love to stay and hear the rest, but I gotta SLIDE on outta here. Oil Man, it's SHOCKING you only have a pun based on what your weapon does instead of what it is. It takes GUTS to be here, Elec Man, don't be so hard on him. All but Time Man: *Looking at Time Man*... Oh, please. Don't waste my TIME on something chi- Oh, great, you already made me. Should we have this in the Roleplay Section? Not that I'm complaining, it just feels more like a roleplay.
Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 9:34pm #9( Edited : 2015/09/13 at 9:49pm )
@Bt Man : [no roleplay general can be fun HEY WAIT A A SEC]{explode type} [yeah how bout no!]{time type} [hey! COOL off]{freeze type} [hey! ill bet i have dive into you just to make you shutup]{water type} [dive man, shut up we all know IM the real water type]{water type} [hey id BT him with a stick if i could]{explode type} [HEY! we all know its all about that bass!]{shadow type} [yeah and no trebble]{explode type} [DONT MAKE FUN OF MY DOG]{shadow type} [yeah id rush you bass]{explode type}
Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 4:09am #10( Edited : 2015/09/15 at 4:30am )
Meanwhile, about the wars...
You cannot FIRE me, Fire Man! Please, stop this pointless argument for I am the TOP robot, the deus ex machina, the alpha automaton. How SHOCKING. It's like as if my ELECTRICAL personality got DISCHARGED into this inferior robot. Let's just thread the NEEDLE, in case we NEED- CUT the crap, Needle Man. And by the way, I killed your pet hedgehog, but trying to SHADOW the hedgehog was the worst thing in my life. Everyone, shut up! I've had enough of people knocking on WOOD. I WOOD go and destroy you all, but- Those HOT dogs of yours were incredibly wonderful, Wood Man. Too bad they supported Flame Man stopping the FLAME war, so...yeah, I destroyed them. You're saying you WILTed my best hounds? Oh, you'll get a FIR trial, Fire Man...in just five, four, TREE... Now's the TIME we know Fire Man is gonna get CHARGEd at. Whoopee.
To be continued. In the meantime...
Blade Man... Blade Man (Le no mugshot): What? OHH BABY A TRIPLE BLADE! Blade Man: I am so tempted to make you sing your final BALLADEs.
Time for some heavy METAL! Time to SEA- Bubble Man, nobody cares. BURN! This is so fun, WOODn't you agree? HA! try to face me, you'll be gone with the WIND! Hey, don't try to anger anyone, Air Man, or I'll BLOW you away! Yeah! You'll be gone in a FLASH! Lower your thinking SPEED as well, Air Man. Your pun was bad. Quick Man, your one to ta- DON'T YOU PICK A FIGHT WITH ME! I AM THE LAW! FEAR THE LAW! Er, uh... I'll just... leave you to argue.
@Brimstone : could i do some stuff in the wars? [HEY! i dont want related poeple throwing MATH at each other later k?]{explode type} [how the heck did i wind up here? (suppost to be clown man)]{crystal type} [the one on TOP dosnt awnser questions!]{electric type} [hey dont EXPLODE on each other!{explode type} [water man just FLAME on him already]flame type}
That's a Strike, man! This game is starting to heat up! *Strikes out and throws his bat to the ground* You need to chill, man! I'm getting fired up! We're getting burned to a crisp out there! *Makes a home run* That home run was Mega, man!
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