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Granted! Your head sprouts tiny legs and cartoonishly jogs away, off into the sunset to find success in Bollywood. Thankfully, you yourself are still up and running fine without it, but it'll be a heck of a story to explain! Way to go headfirst into that wish! I would've said "use your head", but, uh....

I'll go ahead and wish for the best and most well-written movie ever to come into existence.

@MerryBossClaus : Granted! But you don't get to see it.
I wish for a list of wish ideas I can use.

GRANTED! The list just shows different variations of the wish: "I wish for a list of wish ideas I can use".

I wish I had Internet speeds as good as an average Japanese internet speed.

Granted! Unfortunately, the "average" view of Japanese internet speed tends to contain a massive monster threat taking down literally every form of technology while rampaging across the city literally every week. Sorry, but Godzilla's got more things to worry about than your internet connection.

I wish for a pet moose named Brutus.

@MerryBossClaus : Granted! You get a moose named Brutus. Unfortunately, that moose is related to Bullwinkle, so you end up getting the least intimidating moose who ever lived.

I wish I knew the ultimate groan-er awful pun.

@TisTheSeasonJoey : Granted, but your body forces you to say it every ten seconds.
I wish for a book.

@Beta Blizzard : Granted! *plops down War and Piece*
Here you go! Hope you enj... wait, what are you doing? Reading it? No, you got this book to EAT. Bon appetit!

I wish for more wishes!

@TisTheSeasonJoey : Wish been granted getting more wishes every day after three days you started to gain bad wish most of them were wrong which you dislike quickly
I wish to have super roboticized room

Granted! Unfortunately, when you tire of the new tech and crave some social interaction, your room promptly shoots that suggestion down with a hilarious yet terrifying and original response; "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that." Turns out the haphazard advancing of technology without any prior precautions didn't work in your favor.

I wish that I had just found 20$ in my pocket. Right at this moment.

@MerryBossClaus : Granted! Reach into your pocket this exact moment of me writing, and you will find $20. You are reading this at the time of me writing this, right?

I wish the days were longer.

@TinyTailsMK4 : Granted! By gaining an illness from another world, you gained immunity from the illnesses on Earth!
I wish I could go to the moon.

@Beta Blizzard : Granted!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqEKXNDs-lM

I wish I never felt the urge to complain.

@TisTheSeasonJoey : Granted, World Emperor has opened up as an elective office, and the person who became the Emperor was Nickleback, who decides to play his music on the Radio 24/7, since you cannot complain, have fun with eternal suffering ;)

I wish I had a talking Pug for a companion

@MusicalReindeer : Granted! The only thing the pug can say is "Woof."

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted.