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...And are you sure this will work? It HAS to. I just see no other way around it. There's no other possible way to confront him... No available universe has the flexibility needed to be able to confront him directly. And how do you know he will come? ...He is an investor of Chaos and Destruction. He will come... It would be against his nature not to. ...I looked at where he kept it. The Anti-Omni Meme of which that devil manifested from. ...It's gone, Bt. And there's only one person in this entire Omniverse who also knows where it is... And would have the motives to take it. ...And Reaper is too gullible and naive to notice any of this. And even then, he would not agree to do any of what I am doing, even if it's for a greater cause. I HAVE to be the one to do it. There is no other way around it. ...But if the Trio of Origin... the Creators of the Internet's Multi-Omniverse find out about this... ...They can erase this universe for all I care. But not until we get rid of Beta Devil... For GOOD.Greetings, one and all, and welcome to the Chaos Zone. This is an attempt to do what the Absurd Roleplay attempted to do: Create a safe environment for people to be OP so that, hopefully, it won't spread to other threads.
I'll let it be known now: This is NOT a continuation of the Absurd Roleplay itself, nor of its story/stories. If you participated in the Absurd Roleplay at some point and wish to bring back any characters or plotpoints that existed at the time, feel free. But do note that this is, more or less, its own continuity. Heck, if anything, it doesn't even need its own continuity. But, I'd be foolish to think it won't. In fact, I am counting on it.
Anyways. Some ground rules:
1. If you're going to do stats and damage, feel free to have them be as big as possible. Just don't make them extremely long. 2. Do not use other people's characters. Feel free to make as many characters as you would like, though. 3. If you want to destroy the world, that's fine. Want to destroy the galaxy? Great. The universe? Can always be pieced back together. But do NOT. Under ANY circumstances. Destroy ANY universe that is not involved with this thread. You are also equally banned from destroying the entire Omniverse, or any Omniverse beyond. There are... certain people. I want to avoid the attention of. So let's refrain from stretching out the destruction to beyond this thread, ok?
...I think that about covers it. You all enjoy yourselves.
The Chaos Zone Posted by Ninja Phantom on June 10th, 2020 at 4:40pm Viewed 13565 Times
(I guess I should mention that it was Thief that Fortem used. I was planning to do something along the lines of "Oh, Fortem knocked him in the lava with the Medallion, the Medallion is melted!" "Nah, Fortem has it. He stole it with Thief." But whatever.)
I would say not.
One of the hidden robots from earlier, Beta Man Z, appears!
That medallion is one of the 5 keys to Surge Man's tower. It is for all of us who are against him to SHARE. If you want it so badly, you can have it once we stop Surge Man. (Not sure what you want with a medallion that empowers ice-elemental attacks, though.)
Now... We gather the other 4. Volt Man already seems to be taking on Drone Man... Meanwhile, here are the other locations of the other 4 robots.
Ninja Man Z is already at the Cathedral. The problem, though, is that as much as Distortion Man is weak to Swift... Ninja Z is just as weak to time. And considering his ego is too big for his own good... I'm hoping to gather some backup for him.
I dunno... How good are you at combating the forces of time itself?
...Bane, right? Do you happen to know more about how different weaknesses work against these guys?
Well, this will certainly be an issue. Horned guy... Satan, I assume? I'll be counting on you to take these two to the Cathedral, coordinates are on this piece of paper. Maybe Ninja can help them understand this sort of thing... Meanwhile, I'll need to make sure nobody else tries to take the Medallions for their own.
Beta Man Z hands a piece of paper with the coordinates leading to the Clockwork Cathedral to the Dark Prince before teleporting out.Speaking of Drone Man...
*Chuckles* You absolute fool.
Apparently, large gusts of wind were hidden in the other cardboard boxes, blowing back Volt Man with enough force to send him all the way to DK Island! Drone Man then proceeds to follow Volt Man......Meanwhile, at Surge Tower...
...Hmph. The nerve of that green-haired person... Does he have ANY idea how hard it was to build this tower from scratch to begin with in a single day!? NOW look at it! Because of all the "renovating" he's making me do, the entire front wall is gone! We need to find more materials now, just to make a wall! I mean, we still have the barrier here, but- Excuse me, sir? *Sigh* What now, you worthless spark plug? We, uh, found someone who might be able to fix the warping problem. Good. Bring him here.
And so, Elec'n brings up the robot...
...Elec'n. Yes, sir? ...I thought we wouldn't be working with these popular types. Why did you bring one of the most notorious glitch creatures in here!? W-well, I- In his defense, Surge Man...
Yep. It's Missingno.
...You asked for somebody to fix your barrier issues... It is made with Void techno-magic, yes? Well, I'd say who would be better at it than myself? ...Fine. But know this, "Missingno."... The moment we are done, you will be leaving. Are we understood? Yes, yes. As clear as day, Surge. Now... Let's see what we've got to work with here...
Posted on June 30th, 2020 at 10:36pmEdited on 2020/07/01 at 1:10am
Posted 2020/06/30 at 10:36pmEdited 2020/07/01 at 1:10am
#2
Dark Prince: Welp... looks like we're off! Lets go my animal companions~! To the cathedral! *cues music montage*
Crankey: Hey, uh... crystal coconut? How long untill volt man arrives?Crystal Coconut: *In a siri voice* 1 second.Cranky: Wait wha- Then Volt man crashed straight into Dyna man!
Posted on June 30th, 2020 at 11:00pmEdited on 2020/06/30 at 11:04pm
Posted 2020/06/30 at 11:00pmEdited 2020/06/30 at 11:04pm
#3
Dyna Man, please! It's me! I'm not dead, stop trying to kill everyone!!
To say Dyna Man has tunnel vision from his madness would be giving him too much credit.
WHOEVER YOU ARE, STOP LYING ABOUT MY BROTHER'S LIFE AND LET ME DECIMATE ALL OF YOU FOR ENDING HIS-
Suddenly, a blast of sound cuts Dyna Man's tirade short.
THAT'S ENOUGH!
For ocean's sake, I can't leave you alone for five minutes without you trying to kill at least five people!
And with that, from the island's shore emerges:
Sonic Man
The Aquatic Echo
Sonic Man...wh-Volt Man's alive? That's really him?
Yes, and maybe if you didn't spend so much time fighting glorified springboards and breaking foreign robots in half you'd actually realize he's been doing quite well!
He is? Well, in that case, let's go back and give him even more help!
And so, after stocking up on Orange Grenades and grabbing a third Banana Coin, the complete DOSBot trio sets out to find Drone Man once again!
This is the smartest thing you've done in years. And that's not a compliment.
Posted on June 30th, 2020 at 11:04pmEdited on 2020/07/01 at 10:11am
Posted 2020/06/30 at 11:04pmEdited 2020/07/01 at 10:11am
#4
Brandish: then let me join in on this guy... 's been awhile since I last fought! Brandish readies his blades to work with the dos 1 trio. Brandish: Plus... we can just bring him here... with THIS! He pulls out the crystal coconut!
Meanwhile with the cathedral team: Dark Prince: Du du, du du, du du du du, du duuuuuu~! *lip drum noise...thing* da-ytonaaaa~ daytona~ lets roll away! Lets roll away! Day-tonaaaa~ this is your crew chief! The course is really tough! Really tough~ but its a beutiful day so... good luck! Day...tonaaaa~!
Posted on July 1st, 2020 at 2:02amEdited on 2020/07/01 at 2:07am
Posted 2020/07/01 at 2:02amEdited 2020/07/01 at 2:07am
#5
As Drone Man approaches DK Island from a distance, Dyna Man and Volt Man make a b-line for Brandish to keep him from claiming Drone Man's Medallion. Sonic Man stays behind for a bit to dump some exposition.
So...one of the All-Star numbers has been disposed of by now. And Dark Prince and Bane pinpointed at least two of their weaknesses, one of which was an ability from our world, Shadow.
There are still three alive besides Surge Man, and Beta Man Z has provided insight on Distortion Man's weakness, Swift.
It would be foolish for a unified set of robots to share main weaknesses, so we can make sure to exclude at least two elements when taking on Drone Man.
That said, Volt's last stand-in with Drone involved the use of Water, Electric, and Freeze as forms of attack, and assuming none of those attacks were flukes, we can count those out of his potential weak-
Hey, Sonic Man?
*groan* What??
Brand is kinda right over all three of our heads right now. Save the hodgepodge for later.
Amidst the slashing, punching, and electric droning, Sonic Man ends up in a personal bubble of awkward silence for a moment.
...good point.
Sonic Man joins Volt Man and Dyna Man in battling Brandish.
Posted on July 1st, 2020 at 2:35amEdited on 2020/07/01 at 2:41am
Posted 2020/07/01 at 2:35amEdited 2020/07/01 at 2:41am
#6
Drunk? Nonsense I *hiccup* don't drink. Sure I had a little helium, but *hiccup* that doesn'-
Suddenly, the pizza is taken from Beta Shadow by a gust of air. What's this? I knew this place had, *hiccup* tacos! Air proceeded to attempt to roll it up into the shape of a taco, spilling anchovies everywhere.
Suddenly, a figure emerges from the shadows behind Tachyon Man, wherever he may be. Well, it seems I owe you an apology. I was, in fact, late. ...But don't get cocky. I was delayed because those slower beings at McWily's kept getting my order wrong. Now, shall we settle this once and for all?
Brandish: I'll rip all rip ye t' SHREDS. ...Ok not really, but the winner can take glory in getting rid of that drone guy! Brandish made this match competative!
Drone Man arrives at the island, avoiding the Heavy Barragera!
I see the entire original DOS set is here now... Well, let's see what you've got against THIS!
Drone Man creates a giant tsunami that begins to head its way towards DK Island, and everyone on it!Tachyon Man, located in a Particle Lab, turns to Prontoman.
Oh, it's you. So, you want to prove yourself to be better, eh? Well, then...
Suddenly, Tachyon Man splits into a million particles!
While the Heavy Barragera's flurry of punches may have missed Drone Man, it launched both Dyna Man and Brandish out of the way of the tsunami!
Volt, run!!
Don't worry, I've got a plan!
As Sonic Man plunges back into the deep ocean for safety, Volt Man uses his supply of broken metal to create a Scrap Wall, pushing it into the tsunami with equal force!
Posted on July 1st, 2020 at 12:11pmEdited on 2020/07/01 at 12:13pm
Posted 2020/07/01 at 12:11pmEdited 2020/07/01 at 12:13pm
#12
At least one of them can help stop the ASNs, right? Things can't be that bad. Hmm.
No. (Slooooooooow and steady wins the race. Sloooooooooooow and steady wins the race. Sloo-)
No. I'd hardly call it slow when your brand is already known across the entire country. *belligerent snoring noises*
How is he still asleep under these conditions? I think a more important question is what he's dreaming about.
(Damn it Big Eye, stop whining and attack already!)
Well, that answers our question.Huh... Aviation Man's in worse condition than I thought he would be. It's lucky we have these spare blueprints to improve him. Will...*sniff*..will he be alright? Don't you worry, unlike the perpetrator, he'll survive this. Whoever did this is going to pay. With their lives.
Better? I probably am in some fields, but I definitely couldn't break my body up into particles like that. No, the reason I'm here is to dispute your claim that you're the fastest robot ever built. Prontoman effortlessly grabs a portion of the particles and smashes them into the floor, forcing Tachyon Man to restructure into a me_irl. And what better way to do so than with a race? No teleportation, no spacetime manipulation, no fighting, nothing but pure speed. Also, if you win against me, you'll get the title of fastest entity in the Omniverse, as well as the responsibility of protecting it. You go ahead and pick the route.
Think you're so clever, huh? Well, how about THIS?
Drone Man uses the forces of wind to create a whirlpool to trap Sonic Man!
As for you, Volt... I have a special delivery just for you!
Drone Man proceeds to launch wind-propelled missiles at Volt Man! ...Here's the thing, Pronto. Speed is only one thing.
The rest of the particles begin piercing through Prontoman's body!
If you want to get anywhere in life... You need the power to match. So, you know what? You can keep your title of fastest in the Omniverse for as long as you live... Because for coming into MY turf...
The last particle pierces straight through Protoeon's IC Chip, before all particles reform Tachyon Man completely!
Sonic Man uses the swirling sounds of the whirlpool to fire a deafening Sonic Wave 7 beneath Drone Man!
Sorry, but I can't let you drone on for much longer!
As the Scrap Wall continues to push towards the tsunami, Volt Man overpowers the wind-propelled missiles with a barrage of Super Hidden Missiles, with enough left over to strike Drone Man!
Posted on July 1st, 2020 at 1:37pmEdited on 2020/07/01 at 1:50pm
Posted 2020/07/01 at 1:37pmEdited 2020/07/01 at 1:50pm
#18
The killshot particle hit just the right spot... to help Prontoman with his itch.
Now when did I ever imply I don't have any power? Since you seem to really want to get your arse handed to you in more than one way, I'll be happy to humor you.
Prontoman phases through the floor and picks up the entire facility by the foundations with one arm. He then speeds off to the nearest black hole, which takes him less than a picosecond, and throws the entire thing into it.
In half the time it took Prontoman to make it to the black hole, however, Tachyon Man has not only escaped the building, but has also sliced off Prontoman's head with a sword made of the same semi-particle material as Tachyon Man himself!
Apparently, you didn't catch what I was trying to say. I don't want to just prove myself to be better. I also want you DEAD.
Tachyon Man then slashes Prontoman's head into pieces in less than half a zeptosecond! (Yes, that is a real thing.) Well, you guys go do that. I'm going to head for Photon Man. Best of luck to you all.
Sergeant Man Z warps off....Back with Surge Man...
...Well, Surge, I've got good news for you. I managed to fix the problem... Now people can't even barge in here through means of teleportation. Good. What exactly was the problem with that barrier, anyways? Well, simply put, it uses Void magic... A kind of power that is hard to use when outside of the Void. So, my solution was simply to replace that electrical generator you've been using to power it with a generator powered by Alpha Stones. It's not quite as effective as just using it in the Void, but it is effective enough to work as intended. That's great to hear... Now, there is something else you can do for me. Oh? I thought you said I'd be leaving? Hm, but, alright. What exactly is it do you wish for me to-
Suddenly, Missingno. is shocked intensely by the Elec'n, causing Missingno. to collapse!
...You can accompany Jazz in the dungeon. You know the drill, Elec'n... Take this vile vermin away.
The Elec'n drags Missingno. down to the dungeon, where Jazz is also being held.
...Taking over the world is one thing... But capturing villainous scumbags like him is absolutely vindicating.
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