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...And are you sure this will work? It HAS to. I just see no other way around it. There's no other possible way to confront him... No available universe has the flexibility needed to be able to confront him directly. And how do you know he will come? ...He is an investor of Chaos and Destruction. He will come... It would be against his nature not to. ...I looked at where he kept it. The Anti-Omni Meme of which that devil manifested from. ...It's gone, Bt. And there's only one person in this entire Omniverse who also knows where it is... And would have the motives to take it. ...And Reaper is too gullible and naive to notice any of this. And even then, he would not agree to do any of what I am doing, even if it's for a greater cause. I HAVE to be the one to do it. There is no other way around it. ...But if the Trio of Origin... the Creators of the Internet's Multi-Omniverse find out about this... ...They can erase this universe for all I care. But not until we get rid of Beta Devil... For GOOD.Greetings, one and all, and welcome to the Chaos Zone. This is an attempt to do what the Absurd Roleplay attempted to do: Create a safe environment for people to be OP so that, hopefully, it won't spread to other threads.
I'll let it be known now: This is NOT a continuation of the Absurd Roleplay itself, nor of its story/stories. If you participated in the Absurd Roleplay at some point and wish to bring back any characters or plotpoints that existed at the time, feel free. But do note that this is, more or less, its own continuity. Heck, if anything, it doesn't even need its own continuity. But, I'd be foolish to think it won't. In fact, I am counting on it.
Anyways. Some ground rules:
1. If you're going to do stats and damage, feel free to have them be as big as possible. Just don't make them extremely long. 2. Do not use other people's characters. Feel free to make as many characters as you would like, though. 3. If you want to destroy the world, that's fine. Want to destroy the galaxy? Great. The universe? Can always be pieced back together. But do NOT. Under ANY circumstances. Destroy ANY universe that is not involved with this thread. You are also equally banned from destroying the entire Omniverse, or any Omniverse beyond. There are... certain people. I want to avoid the attention of. So let's refrain from stretching out the destruction to beyond this thread, ok?
...I think that about covers it. You all enjoy yourselves.
The Chaos Zone Posted by Ninja Phantom on June 10th, 2020 at 4:40pm Viewed 13565 Times
Suddenly, after hearing those words, the violent ki wave Wario held back at the pizzaria spikes, greater than ever. Yet again, his muscles bulge as veins pop from every appendage in his body.
As Wario powers up, he flickers between his regular stage and a purple costume, as slowly but more violently the shattered earth, the solar system, the mul-Omniverse begins to shake violently at his presence.
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR TO LIVE WHILE KEEPING A GODDAMN MOTORBIKE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Everything around Wario begins to distort as he transforms, random spaces around him exploding, the sky changing colors rapidly, reality itself being turned upside down in every universe, every dimension, every timeline. Even the personalized afterlifes aren't safe from the Time-space-distortion inducing transformation Wario undergoes.
And with that, a ball of darkness encapsulates Wario, as it morphs him, changing him into a new figure. A new entity. A being beyond deities. A limitless creature.
Matt then claps, reversing the distortions caused by Wario's transformation... But not the transformation itself.Speaking of Wario, the energy emitting from Jazz Hands seems to catch his attention.
Posted on July 8th, 2020 at 8:20pmEdited on 2020/07/08 at 8:22pm
Posted 2020/07/08 at 8:20pmEdited 2020/07/08 at 8:22pm
#4
Wario turns to Jazz Hands, slowly levitating towards him while everyone else is attacking him.
You. You have conjured up the deadliest of powers, and combined them into a single evil. A true one-man apocalypse. However. I do not care what power you have. I do not care what your purpose is. And most of all. I do not care how poorly you were treated in the past. You have made one fatal mistake. You destroyed what was mine. You took my belonging away. So guess what?
Suddenly, the shattering earth turns into a..... dark hallway? with the rest of the other planets cut off. And in front of it stands Wario-Man, or rather, his head.
I will take away the one thing you had. The one thing you were meant for. Your true purpose. The Apocalypse.
Posted on July 8th, 2020 at 8:43pmEdited on 2020/07/08 at 8:56pm
Posted 2020/07/08 at 8:43pmEdited 2020/07/08 at 8:56pm
#7
I.M. Meen instantly teleports out of the dragon's mouth!
GYAH! How has it escaped my labyrinth so easily...!? That tears it... I never thought we'd have to resort to this, but... We have to summon it. *Gasp* You don't mean...! Of COURSE, you worryful wizard! Now, open up your book!
I.M. Meen opens up his book, as CD-i Ganon takes out the Triforce of Power! AOSTH Robotnik, meanwhile, takes out a Can of PRINGAS! Together, the three items summons forth...
W̸̸̢ ҉E҉̶͟ ̴̛E͟͝͠ ́͜G ̶̴È ҉E̢͟͝ ̷̨͘.̢͜ ̧̨. ̢̢.
Weegee towers over the dragon, as an immense, dark power begins to flow through the entire AOSTH Death Egg!Jazz Hands looks over at Wario. For whatever reason the reason being Kirby, Wario's power only seems to be affecting him!
...You wanna test me, huh? Well, in that case... ...This should be fun.
Posted on July 8th, 2020 at 9:00pmEdited on 2020/07/08 at 9:22pm
Posted 2020/07/08 at 9:00pmEdited 2020/07/08 at 9:22pm
#9
Wario-Man sends thousands of flying, miniature Wario-Man Apparitions straight for Jazz Hands! I think we could add some context to the situation.
Out from the shadows come A. Rock and Mech-tenant, who both approach Collateral Aeon.
TL;DR- From what little knowledge I've been given from my boss, this "Jazz" guy has managed to not only fuse with some weird bird Adaptor, but successfully merge the weapons of destruction named "The MKII Virus", "The Limited" and "The Anti-Omni Corruption". We actually tried fighting him before he was able to fuse the three, but we got our butts kicked. Also, that weird purple guy* got stabbed by one of his clones. Honestly, judging from the high quadruple-chinned head in the sky looking like the moon from Majora's Mask, I'd say either we're screwed or he's screwed.*Beta DevilMini-Apparitions- Small ghost-like creatures with a similar head to itself straight for the target
Jazz fights off these flying Wario heads... And was successful, for only a brief moment.
This is impossible... I should be immune to all attacks! WHAT GIVES!?Beta Devil looks at Collateral Aeon, sighs, and looks up, as if he's talking to the sky.
...How far back do you want me to go, RSB? Because I feel like it's going to be a lot.
Posted on July 8th, 2020 at 9:31pmEdited on 2020/07/08 at 10:23pm
Posted 2020/07/08 at 9:31pmEdited 2020/07/08 at 10:23pm
#11
That said, I think that Jazz guy gave me a little more than just a crack. I feel this weird energy that won't go away, and I haven't been able to get it to stop no matter what Stat Boost I use. Some make it worse.YOU FOOL! WHAT YOU TRIFLE WITH IS THE WRATH OF WARIO-MAN!
As more Mini-Apparitions spawn by the minute, while a substance starts to fill the air around Jazz Hands, the substance being Death Waft.Death Waft- A suped-up version of the Wario Waft. A substance once heard, smelled, seen, or sensed in any other way, causes every stat debuff ever.
Jazz, unfortunately, cannot focus on the Waft due to the fact that he's practically buried under Wario heads.Full Release Shadow and Ultra Instinct Element arrives at the scene, only to look up and see the Wario head falling towards the Earth.
...That ain't a good sign. We need to stop that from reaching the Earth somehow... But who has experience in blowing up Moon-like things?
Posted on July 8th, 2020 at 10:12pmEdited on 2020/07/08 at 10:16pm
Posted 2020/07/08 at 10:12pmEdited 2020/07/08 at 10:16pm
#13
SA2 Dub Eggman: Ya rang? Because if you need somthin' moonlike for me t' piss on, ya gotta give me a reason for doin it ya know? (I swear if that jazz hands guy pissed on my wife I'll fuckin piss on that wario head...)
You cannot hear. You cannot see. You cannot feel. An experience you are most likely used to. And yet, death lies as your fate all the same. As you squirm in darkness, you are burned alive, yet melted into ice. you are frozen, yet drowning. You have been stabbed, shot at via laser and exploded. You rot yet you are pushed past your life force's limit. You are asleep, yet hallucinating. You. Are. Suffering.
Wario then tries to hypnotise Jazz into shooting himself.
Posted on July 8th, 2020 at 10:32pmEdited on 2020/07/08 at 10:47pm
Posted 2020/07/08 at 10:32pmEdited 2020/07/08 at 10:47pm
#17
Looks like I have to do the abridging my self then... D.Prince: YALLS SCHTOLE MINE TOWER DISIGN!Surge Man: R U shure bout dat?D.Prince: YES'ETH! Also I schtole yer bruddas lives. But I gots a set of i.c-Root: KILL THE FUCKBOI NAMED NULL AND MAKE SURE YOU SKULL FUCK 'EM! I'll give back the I.c chips if you do.D.Prince: Ok- OOF!DeadZone Portals: We BrInG BaCK DEad gUYs na0w cAuse u INGure sAtaN.Matt: I save you guys through my jesus boxing ring portals.Everyone: Oh wow.Matt: You also have untapped potential like Beta here.Everyone: Oh wow.Beta Devil: I just came back and now I think i'm starting to turn neutral.Snapcube/SA2 Dub Eggman: PISS. (I also help him with his episode.)Jazz: I gain beserker instinctEveryone: Oh shit. PISS. (Oh shit).You: What the hell did I just miss?! And thats what happened in a abridged nutshell. Hope you understood that RSB.
Posted on July 8th, 2020 at 10:50pmEdited on 2020/07/08 at 11:12pm
Posted 2020/07/08 at 10:50pmEdited 2020/07/08 at 11:12pm
#18
The dragon stares at the Weegee...and laughs? Long have I waited for a FRESH meal, and I've found it in you four. I thought I killed all the Formers, and while I may or may not be correct, the results shall be the same. Your memes end here! The dragon turns blue and runs flies through space really, really, really fast. As the dragon continues to build up speed by flying in a circular motion, a tornado starts to form. In space! Eventually, a portal opens up, slowly drawing everything but the dragon near it. Any efforts to escape are for naught! Remember my name. Fafner! The Ravenged Wyvern! The Embodiment of the Hourglass! And remember this: This has all happened before when I slayed you so many years ago. Now return to the prison that is my memory!
Posted on July 8th, 2020 at 11:09pmEdited on 2020/07/08 at 11:28pm
Posted 2020/07/08 at 11:09pmEdited 2020/07/08 at 11:28pm
#19
...That could work. It won't be enough, though... We'll need to add to the cannon as much power as we can provide. That INCLUDES getting the Omni Meme here somehow. If you need some extra firepower...
Suddenly, every other member of Beta Team appears!
...Then we're all willing to pitch in. Alright. Bt Ghost, you, Beta, and Beta Z provide as much Alpha energy as possible. Phantom, Ninja, and Ninja Z, same goes for you and Omega energy. Delta, you will provide a small portion of your Overclock energy, then put your focus on slowing down that Wario head as much as possible. Me and Omega will provide Ultra Instinct energy, while everyone else provides what they can. And as Omega stated before, we'll need Harpy over here at once to provide Omni Meme energy. ...And Reggae? Squawk? ...Prepare to censor-squawk like you've never squawked before.
Reggae salutes to Beta Shadow in response.Beta Devil snaps his fingers, causing all of the Aeons to be in the same room.
Alright, I'm only going to explain this once, and I don't think there's an easy way to tl;dr this. (And it was asked to be in detail, so...) Listen up and listen good, and buckle up. It's going to be a rough ride.
Ok. So, what happened is... After Hades rushed in and destroyed Photon Man, Dark Prince and his crew climbed up the Clockwork Cathedral, which is owned by Delta Paradox. Afterwards, Distortion Man got his handed to him. Meanwhile, Skull Reaper returned, and apparently killed and stole the soul of Alter World's Guts Man- that being, the universe where guys like Time Warudo came from. Prontoman comes out of nowhere to try and kill Reggae, but was stopped by some kind of robotic version of Beta Shadow. Sonic Man ended up with a super form, and passes it on to his other DOS friends, Volt and Dyna. Hades Quartet invites A. Rock- an alternate universe version of Rock who's universe has been killed by... "a Monster". (Gotta be mindful; He's right here.) Everyone headed off to fight Surge Man, who kidnapped Jazz and Missingno., but the fight was cut short when Dark Prince offered to give Surge Man the I.C. Chips of his brothers. Also, regular Beta Man came along and convinced Surge Man to stop... However, a guy named Root came out of nowhere to fight Null- the glitchy Proto Man guy- who stabbed the Dark Prince. This caused a portal from the Dead Zone- where afterlives are personalized- to open up, causing everyone (citation needed) who has ever died or was erased from existence (myself included) to come back to life, including myself, the version of Dark Matter Bane and Fortem fought... As well as Original Universe Darkrai. Yeah, the one who tried to ruin Christmas. Also, Skull Reaper is trying to kill Null. (Which Root should probably call him off that hit at some point.) Matt showed up soon after the Dead Zone portals opened so he could send the heroes to his realm to train, but an alternate version of Harpy from Puyo Puyo named Dark Elf appeared, stole the Crystal Coconut, and shattered it, causing Harpy to become the new Omni Meme, and turning Cranky Kong to stone... But then, Accord from Puyo Pop appeared and freed Cranky, making him young again, which caused Cranky Kong to become Donkey Kong Sr. Meanwhile, K. Rool turned Defteros into a robot under his control (after Defteros was brutally torn apart by Hades) while Libra tries to keep Dark Elf in check. A robot named Orchestra, who comes from the "Create" a Mega Man Game thread, appears, only to be knocked into outer space by Jazz when he turned into his Overdrive form. But, we'll get to that later. Dark Elf ends up fighting her universe's Dark Prince at the Clockwork Cathedral, alongside their minions- of which Dark Elf's was the DOS 3 robots- only for a powered-up Delta Paradox to come in with a new form and take them 1,000,000 years into the past. Shark Man ends up finding Dr. Doppler, and that's when we find out from Fefnir that the world ends up becoming doomed once Limited meets Anti-Omni Corruption. We also hit 1,000 comments on this thread.
Mighty creates a bunch of robots based off of his old Chord character (yeah, don't think we don't know that, Mighty.), GX tries to find Dr. Doppler, I teamed up with Alt. Wily- A version of Wily from an Alternate Universe of A. Rock's alternate universe where Wily survived instead of Rock- Metal Sonic appears and takes Dark Elf's crew to the present, and Hades recruited Wario to his team. GRAND NOVA- now GRANDER NOVA- struck up a conversation with the Former Metalls, the Dead Zone portals began to close, Beta Man unlocked his All-Star Mode again, and Metal Sonic became corrupt with Limited. Also, Kirby appeared, and it turns out he's even higher than Matt and Cranky Kong... Which, it's Kirby. That's not a surprise. Both Epsilon and Beta Serif are back, Dio appeared to kill the Hyper Limited Stardroids, only to die from the Sun, SA2 Dub Eggman appeared and also became my ally, I revealed that Evil Energy completely destroys Limited robots from the inside, and the Limited Metal Sonic tried to follow me and get in contact with the Anti-Omni Corruption... Which I could deactivate at will. Apparently for too long. I got lasered in the heart. But, I got better... In... More ways than one. Meanwhile, Robotnik from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog is fighting the dragon that killed the Formers alongside CD-i Ganon, I.M. Meen, and now Weegee. Jazz revealed his Overdrive Form- fusing with Reggae, since Hades certainly wasn't using it- and completely vaporized Missingno. And then he fused with the Limited, combining Anti-Omni Corruption, the MKII Virus, and Limited into one incredibly powerful entity... Of which Wario has proven to be much worse than that. We survived the cataclysmic explosion thanks to the blessing of Kirby, but now a giant Wario head is falling to Earth.
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