Are idiots just falling from the sky now? We have no business with any of you, tell us where Proto Man is.
So, can I just leave now or....
What's with all the gossip about me lately?
All of you, come along quietly and this fellow here doesn't get hurt.
Go with her, please?! I really don't want to get disabled right now...
I won't just disable you, I'll delete you completely.
So, should we stand down or? I can't have her stop the flames of justice, can I?
Mwha ha ha! Everything's going according to my brilliant plan!
Hey! It was my plan to begin with! You guys never would have been able to break into Light Labs without my knowledge of the security system!
Yeah, and we wouldn't have accidentally scrapped the wrong 'bot! So shut up, pogo-boy!
Pogo-boy?! Like you're any more dignified, you Sex Pistols reject!
Both of you, shut up! Ballade, how's your force field holding up?
I don't have a lot of energy left. We might have to find some permenant holdings for our...guests. This construction site's pretty isolated, so there should be
Good, no one's likely to find us here.
We'll have Disco try to lure Proto Man here, then we'll team up on him!
Huh? What were you saying? What makes you think...Proto Man will lose?
With your help, Past Trash. You are the hostage for Proto Man and the others.
Wait, why do you....need Proto Man?
Because he has something we want. Something within him. Punk, knock him out, he knows too much.
Make sure that you get Proto Man....
Looks like the crazy chick hasn't seen me yet. Now's my chance.
Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine! What are you doing here? What do you want?
Help.....
How fun! You took care of Disco! The Master's not going to be happy with you!
Now, who are you?!
Me? I'm Boss Man! Although, Master ordered me to take her back, so thanks!
What happened here?!
Long story short, we fought this robot called Disco but some other bot decided to take her. To where, the flames cannot tell.
Disco?! I haven't seen her in months! Strange, considering she was my most loyal bot....
Well, now we have no leads for Mr. Mega Man. Do you think Dr. Cossack knows where he is?
They're getting ready to move, so I doubt you'll get there in time. You might find some clues though.
Thank you, but why are you giving us this shocking information? Who are you and what do you have to do with any of them?
I'm helping you because I want to be the one to destroy Mega Man.
Thank heavens no one saw my secret project under my castle....
Oh, shoot, I forgot about Dr. Cossack! I'll explain the situation to him right now...
....Yes, yes, who is it? I'm very busy!
Sorry to bother you, sir. This is Skull Man. We have a situation here at Wily Cas-
WILY!? You're helping that scoundrel? Why I never-
No no no it's not like that! Mega Man has been captured! According to B-I mean reliable sources, Mega Man is 20 miles west of Wily Castle.
I see...Alright, I'll send some robots to scout out the general area. Report to me if you receive an update. Also, I'm sending Dust Man to help you.
Roger tha-wait DUST MAN!? That blundering idiot can't do simple math, let alone help us in a search! Are you sure it has to be him?
*click*
GRRRRRRRRRRR..........*sigh* whatever.
Man, after I get to the top of this castle, I'll get to start my mission, I guess I should ask Wily which bot I should-
AUGH!!!!.....
Hehehe... New orders; keep them from ending their plan!
Alright, this looks like a decent spot. Quint, have you finished reprogramming those mining robots we found?
It might take a bit. I'm not exactly familiar with these models.
Damn, we're cutting it close! Mega Man's allies probably are on their way here by now.
You got it, boss.
If we spot Mega-dweeb's looser friends, we'll bash their heads in!
: Eloquent as always, Punk. Now let's go, time is of the essence.
You are to scout this general area for the kidnappers' base. Dive Man, you will check the underwater section over *here*
ROGER THAT! *teleports*
Understood. *teleports*
As you wish, Master. *teleports*
Why not send me too?....Master.
Because I don't trust you! The last time I sent you to aid Mega Man, you tried to kill him, even after I tried to change your programming!
Oh, come on, gramps! My programming may be stubborn, but you can't deny how valuable of an asset I am when it comes to combat.
You're guarding the lab with me, and that's final!
*to self* We'll see about that, doctor. You can't deny my programming what it wants.
The reception's still a tad spotty. Maybe if I hook up my Mirror Buster to the transceiver, we could use it as an antenna.
Blah, blah, blah! When do we get to kill those stupid Light 'bots?
All in due time, Punk. Now, help hold my lance straight while I adjust the signal
Whatever...
Haehaey! Hae!
Eh? What the bloody hell is that thing?
A Pyre Fly! We've been spotted!
Haeeeeey!
Think it's one of Light's?
No, the Pyre Fly is a Cossack model. Which can only mean that Cossack and his robots are looking for us as well.
Ha! More tin cans to crush!
This is serious, you nitwit! Looks like that Pyre Fly flew off while we were talking. It's probably reporting to Cossack right now.
Killjoy...
Hmm? What's this? That appears to be the Construction Site located near Monolopis City? I see! That is the Killer's location!
Good, I have fulfilled my mission. Hopefully, the newly-awakened robot will take care of our loose ends...
Alright, are we ready to go?
Yeah, hopefully this time you stick to the plan?
Here's how it goes. Me, Ice Man, Fire Man, Skull Man, Dust Man and Bomb Man will launch a full assault on the locations Cossack's given to us.
Not so fast meddlesome robots! I have specific orders to take care of you! Our plan will go perfectly!
Hey Quint, are you sure we're doing the right thing? I mean, we hate Mega Man, but to bring others into this?
Of course, Master has specific orders to take over this world. Are you betraying us?
Well, I'm just.
YES, WHATEVER THE MASTER DESIRES WILL BE DONE!
Please...make it stop...
Make what stop, Skully?...Aah...AAAHCHOO!
OW! GRRRRRR DUST MAAAAAN!
Message from Dr. Cossack: "Skull Man, I thought you might find this surveillance footage useful. -Cossack"
Hmm? What's this? That appears to be the Construction Site located near Monolopis City? I see! That is the Killer's location!
This can't be good. All dispatched robots, report. The kidnappers' location has been confirmed. Dust Man and I are moving to intercept.
Hey, Skully, did you know you have no nose?
Yea I do! It's right he-*feels face*
Hey, wait up! *teleports*
Eat this! RETRO PROTO STRIKE!
That was simple enough *teleports out*
Hello, is anyone reading me?
I'm reading you loud and clear good buddy, over.
10-4, roger that. Over.
Right, well it seems I've found some ancient text. It'll take me a few minutes for a rough translation, but it should clear some things.
Alright, it roughly translates to....
That was.....cryptic to say the least.
Not all of that may be right, but it could help to say the least.
I dunno, there's more to this than what we know...
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