Mega Man RPG Prototype General Discussion
The (Not) Offical Mega Man Pun Thread
September 12th, 2015 at 11:01pm
Musical
Ok! We all know Cut Man is the Master of Puns, 
But That's not gonna cut it! This thread is for the best (Or worst) Mega Man Puns you can think of, do you have the GUTS to post one here? This will be Mega, man! Go Wily with the puns, it's your turn to be the Clown, man! Ok, I'll stop making puns.
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I'm on a Roll!
But That's not gonna cut it! This thread is for the best (Or worst) Mega Man Puns you can think of, do you have the GUTS to post one here? This will be Mega, man! Go Wily with the puns, it's your turn to be the Clown, man! Ok, I'll stop making puns....
I'm on a Roll! The (Not) Offical Mega Man Pun Thread
Posted by Musical on September 12th, 2015 at 11:01pm
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Posted by Musical on September 12th, 2015 at 11:01pm
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 6:14am
Posted 2015/09/13 at 6:14am
#1 
Ya think you can top my skills in spinning?
Oh no! I've been boned!
Let's not start a flame war, guys...
NO! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! OR ELSE I WILL FIRE YOU! Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 4:14pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 5:31pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 4:14pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 5:31pm
#2 hmm.... can i join?
WHY DOES THIS PERSON COPY ME?
the rhythm of this song is REALLY bothering me
im sure these jokes will turn to DUST, man
hey guess what my favorite video game character is, SONIC
oh all the joke i can DIVE, into man
hey guess why i dont like hybrid cars, there only HALF electric
HEY! guess what video game series has the best side characters, MARIO
WHY DOES THIS PERSON COPY ME?the rhythm of this song is REALLY bothering meim sure these jokes will turn to DUST, manhey guess what my favorite video game character is, SONICoh all the joke i can DIVE, into manhey guess why i dont like hybrid cars, there only HALF electricHEY! guess what video game series has the best side characters, MARIO Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 4:49pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 4:57pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 4:49pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 4:57pm
#3 
Man! I can't make puns if my jaw's bones are broken!Thanks Mat. It's a good pun I guess...
Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 4:52pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 4:55pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 4:52pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 4:55pm
#4 @T-RexNaffects : uhm
Man! I can't make puns if my jaw's bones are broken!
that any better?
@T-RexNaffects : come on ill tell you in chat :D
Man! I can't make puns if my jaw's bones are broken!that any better?
@T-RexNaffects : come on ill tell you in chat :D
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 6:00pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 6:00pm
#6 @matthewftw123 : You're on Fire, man!
Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 6:10pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 6:31pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 6:10pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 6:31pm
#7 @MusicalKitty : thank you kitty :D
eh this thread already used me as a joke im'a gonna clean something
WITH A DUST PAN
*facepalm* your acting like oil-
CAN thats what your going to say no whatsoever!
4th wall: THATS NOT EVEN PROPER ENGLISH DUDE!
thank you kitty :Deh this thread already used me as a joke im'a gonna clean somethingWITH A DUST PAN*facepalm* your acting like oil-CAN thats what your going to say no whatsoever!4th wall: THATS NOT EVEN PROPER ENGLISH DUDE!
Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 8:47pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 8:47pm
#8 
Just CUTTING through!
This'll be a BLAST!
FREEZE! You can't just do this kind of thing without me, guys!
Watch it, Ice Man, you don't want to start a FLAME war!
Well, I'd love to stay and hear the rest, but I gotta SLIDE on outta here. Oil Man, it's SHOCKING you only have a pun based on what your weapon does instead of what it is.
It takes GUTS to be here, Elec Man, don't be so hard on him.All but Time Man: *Looking at Time Man*...
Oh, please. Don't waste my TIME on something chi- Oh, great, you already made me.
Should we have this in the Roleplay Section? Not that I'm complaining, it just feels more like a roleplay. Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 9:34pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 9:49pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 9:34pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 9:49pm
#9 @Bt Man : no roleplay general can be fun HEY WAIT A A SEC
yeah how bout no!
hey! COOL off
hey! ill bet i have dive into you just to make you shutup
dive man, shut up we all know IM the real water type
hey id BT him with a stick if i could
HEY! we all know its all about that bass!
yeah and no trebble
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY DOG
yeah id rush you bass
no roleplay general can be fun HEY WAIT A A SECyeah how bout no!hey! COOL offhey! ill bet i have dive into you just to make you shutupdive man, shut up we all know IM the real water typehey id BT him with a stick if i couldHEY! we all know its all about that bass!yeah and no trebbleDONT MAKE FUN OF MY DOGyeah id rush you bass Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 4:09am Edited on 2015/09/15 at 4:30am
Posted 2015/09/15 at 4:09am Edited 2015/09/15 at 4:30am
#10 Meanwhile, about the wars...
You cannot FIRE me, Fire Man!
Please, stop this pointless argument for I am the TOP robot, the deus ex machina, the alpha automaton.
How SHOCKING. It's like as if my ELECTRICAL personality got DISCHARGED into this inferior robot.
Let's just thread the NEEDLE, in case we NEED-
CUT the crap, Needle Man. And by the way, I killed your pet hedgehog, but trying to SHADOW the hedgehog was the worst thing in my life.
Everyone, shut up! I've had enough of people knocking on WOOD. I WOOD go and destroy you all, but-
Those HOT dogs of yours were incredibly wonderful, Wood Man. Too bad they supported Flame Man stopping the FLAME war, so...yeah, I destroyed them.
You're saying you WILTed my best hounds? Oh, you'll get a FIR trial, Fire Man...in just five, four, TREE...
Now's the TIME we know Fire Man is gonna get CHARGEd at. Whoopee.
To be continued. In the meantime...
Blade Man...
Blade Man (Le no mugshot): What?
OHH BABY A TRIPLE BLADE!
Blade Man: I am so tempted to make you sing your final BALLADEs.
wars... You cannot FIRE me, Fire Man! Please, stop this pointless argument for I am the TOP robot, the deus ex machina, the alpha automaton. How SHOCKING. It's like as if my ELECTRICAL personality got DISCHARGED into this inferior robot. Let's just thread the NEEDLE, in case we NEED- CUT the crap, Needle Man. And by the way, I killed your pet hedgehog, but trying to SHADOW the hedgehog was the worst thing in my life. Everyone, shut up! I've had enough of people knocking on WOOD. I WOOD go and destroy you all, but- Those HOT dogs of yours were incredibly wonderful, Wood Man. Too bad they supported Flame Man stopping the FLAME war, so...yeah, I destroyed them. You're saying you WILTed my best hounds? Oh, you'll get a FIR trial, Fire Man...in just five, four, TREE... Now's the TIME we know Fire Man is gonna get CHARGEd at. Whoopee.To be continued. In the meantime...
Blade Man...Blade Man (Le no mugshot): What?
OHH BABY A TRIPLE BLADE!Blade Man: I am so tempted to make you sing your final BALLADEs.
Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 7:06am
Posted 2015/09/15 at 7:06am
#11 
Time for some heavy METAL! Time to SEA-
Bubble Man, nobody cares. BURN!
This is so fun, WOODn't you agree?
HA! try to face me, you'll be gone with the WIND!
Hey, don't try to anger anyone, Air Man, or I'll BLOW you away!
Yeah! You'll be gone in a FLASH!
Lower your thinking SPEED as well, Air Man. Your pun was bad. Quick Man, your one to ta- DON'T YOU PICK A FIGHT WITH ME! I AM THE LAW! FEAR THE LAW! Er, uh... I'll just... leave you to argue. Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 4:31pm
Posted 2015/09/15 at 4:31pm
#12 @Brimstone : could i do some stuff in the wars?
HEY! i dont want related poeple throwing MATH at each other later k?
how the heck did i wind up here? (suppost to be clown man)
the one on TOP dosnt awnser questions!
[hey dont EXPLODE on each other!{explode type}
[
water man just FLAME on him already]flame type}
HEY! i dont want related poeple throwing MATH at each other later k? how the heck did i wind up here? (suppost to be clown man)the one on TOP dosnt awnser questions! [
hey dont EXPLODE on each other!{explode type} [
water man just FLAME on him already]flame type} Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 7:22pm Edited on 2015/10/03 at 4:07pm
Posted 2015/09/15 at 7:22pm Edited 2015/10/03 at 4:07pm
#13 I like to listen to some metal, man!
Lame! I can whip up a better pun than that! SO wash away the tears! At least I don't sit under a waterfall all day long. I tear my way to an actual comfortable place!
Autobots! Let's roll out! The sales are burnt to a crisp! Mega Man, you're fired!Thus, this began Mega Man 1...
Restart Electro Heart! Deja vu and fall apart! ~ It is designed for the things I hide, so set me free! ~ So set me free! And this time you'll be electrified! Soon there'll be nothing left behind, it's my after life! You have some nerve for making that pun.
Sometimes, you just gotta let it slide...
Man! The puns blow! Blow pretty hard, man! I me~
DUDE. I am RIGHT here! I can make way more better puns!
I can make puns way more productively than all of you! Maybe if you didn't make it so obvious, it'll be more funnier, Turbo Man! This Halloween is very hallow! Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 10:52pm
Posted 2015/09/15 at 10:52pm
#14 
That's a Strike, man!
This game is starting to heat up! *Strikes out and throws his bat to the ground*
You need to chill, man! I'm getting fired up! We're getting burned to a crisp out there!
*Makes a home run*
That home run was Mega, man! Posted on September 20th, 2015 at 9:41pm
Posted 2015/09/20 at 9:41pm
#15 All these jokes are so bad, I'm starting to feel dead inside. 15 Comments
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