Sweeeeet. Hopefully this gets me (finally) to the 3rd floor. I bet everyone else is already on the 4th.
Thank you for telling me he'd lost his inhaler! He'd be miserable without it. If you'd allow me, I'd like to get it to him post-haste! Also, do you happen to have any food around here? I've been very hungry recently, and I'd very much appreciate a bite to eat!
This kinda looks like something Kalinka made when she was younger. She was awful at arts and crafts, even by toddler standards. But if you say so...
I'm as glad to see you as you are me, so let's get this over with. NOW can I go up?
......What in Light's name is a "United States?"
Is it, uh.....Thomas Jefferson? I mean, Thomas Jefferson, yeah!
Sorry to leave you so quickly, but I've gotta continue to increase my reputation around here, friend! But if you wouldn't mind, can you roll that die for me while I'm running? Preferably with slow-motion and an intense soundtrack playing, but it's short notice so I get it if you can't! Ciao, make sure to tune it to my show, come to my signings, buy my merchandisiiiiiiiiiiiinnngggggggggggg
Hi there! Not to be rude or anything by barging in, but I'm new around this fine establishment here and wanted to see if I can gather a tiny bit of information from what seems to be the locals! Hopefully I'm not bothering you?
Yo!....Yo!....Can you hear me? Helloooooooooo?
...Y..s, ...here! I can hear you loud as day, Cut Man!
*Clear as day, Uno, it's clear as day!
Oh, so you can hear me perfectly fine too! That's great! What's up, Cut Man?
Hey, hey, you're the only Dark Man to know the combination to 4's safe, riiiiiight?
You're right about that! I accidentally memorized it while watching him show me the combination!
I didn't ask for the story, I asked about if you could air-drop all the money in the safe.
Uh....But all you said was "you're the only Dark Man to know the combination to 4's safe, riiiiiight?" You never asked about air-dropping it....
Yes I did.
......I guess you did! But, um, not too sure if 4 would be okay with that....And it's not like I can air-drop it Cut Man, I don't have any wings or anything....
Then....Then....Call up Tornado Man or something! You've gotta send it, Uno, this'll help out with my public image after the boating incident!
I still don't understand how you drove that boat into that bank!
That's because you were the one driving.
But I don't have any hands to steer the ship with :/
And that's probably how you crashed it. Listen, listen, please just get the money here soon! Heck, you don't even have to send all of it, only enough to impress! Oh, and send me the finest suit and wine you can find!
Hohoho, the name's Man! Cut Man! Tell me, my fellow connoisseur of only the finest arts, much like myself, have you spotted any middle-class trash for us to belittle? Hohohoohohohohhohowealthylaughhohohohoho!
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