Pffff, we've nothing to fear, my friend! For the solution is simple; We don't resort to the same methods as the brutes, we're above that. No, we'll simply out-negotiate them!
You got any bright ideas, Mr. Penguin?
.....No, guess not....Well, there's one thing I know about bad guys, and that's that they all come from somewhere! And unfortunately, his path to the future had received a bump, directing him horribly off-course to being a Space Pirate grunt! And I can't expect change to come in a day, but I can still support him either way!
Hey, you! Yeah, you! I'd really prefer it you didn't attack us; Instead, I wanna know your life story! How did you become a pirate, sir? Do you really feel happy here? Well, just know that if you're ever feeling uncomfortable about your position in life, I'd really want you to tell me! I'd want to be your shoulder to cry on! I'll support you in whatever endeavors you need! Need a place to stay? I've got a house! Want to be an actor? I know a guy! What do you say, pal? Do you want to become a friend of Cut Man? I promise you, you don't get opportunities like that any day!
Tell ya what; if I hear screaming and I'm headed that way, I'll end you quickly.
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