Wha-WHHAAAAT!? Did you say stronger than me!?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU-
Oh, shove it, Frankenjunk. Effort doesn't come free; give me something worth my while or have fun being armless.
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Alright, it dropped the coin! You can do that "killing" thing you do, and I'll go grab the co-
... *Sigh* Change of plans, we're going to have to find something else to give to the moose because some guy in a blue coat took the coin.
If you're right, I'll do it, AND expect interest on my part. If, in fact, the fifth floor's goods and demand for zenny aren't big enough to be worth investing in, I'm not coming back. I need to get to the lake as soon as possible; no amount of money will change that.
Sit tight, garbage dump.
...Nevermind.
While i'd love to get an item from you, friendly sir, I'm afraid I cant pay you at the moment. hopefully I can soon!
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Oh, wow. I guess Junk Man really wasn't exaggerating; this ain't bad. Now where the heck do I buy junk?
Hey! Where can I find some high-quality junk to make an arm for this guy?! Made of junk?!
Heya. Got your key back.
What's so important about that key, by the way?
...Ok...
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Now where's my junk?
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