Really, smart ass? 109.1?? That's the last time I do anything gracious for you.
Two E-Tanks, mini-fridge, and make it quick.
U-um, excuse me sir? D-do you know the way into the Lake? I heard it was from the balcony here somewhere, and Mr. Marceau really needs his inhaler so, uh.......if I could, I'd really like to help him.....
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Well, like I said, sir, I believe Mr. Marceau may be down there and desperately needs his inhaler. Thanks for the words of caution, though!
This mansion, I tell you....
It looks like there isn't any registration required. Hey, big guy, mind letting me see this for a second? Let's be honest, having to get out of bed and disrupting your sleep every time this computer makes a noise isn't something you should have to deal with, right?
Finally, I'm getting somewhere. I better make myself known to him so he's aware of who to thank after I drag his butt out of the lake. Kindly, though, of course; can't leave a bad first impression.
'Ello!
Mentlegen, my name is Ro-
HeE HEE hee!
ALLow mE to INTROduCe MyselF!
My NamE's... nO, ME! i'M...
JuST CAll me DArK MaTTer.
I plAN to usE ROTom to TURN EVErythiNG in thIS mansion to StONe.
THaT Is alL I'm wIllIng to UncoVer about My PLaN!
...Huh.
That was wierd.
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What gives you ANY right to my stuff!?
How much beatings must I administer before I send you to the Distortion World myself!?
WHY DO YOU KEEP STEALING MY CRAP!?!?
Hey look, a cookie.
Wait. Where did it even come from?
Ah whatever.
And that....And that is how you can get over 100,000 bells that quickly.....
Woah....cool......Hey....Wait.....Weren't we supposed to go and save.....what's his face...?
....Ehhh...Someone else will probably do it themselves....I mean like....Uh...Wait....My phone is getting a lot of notifications....Oh huh, its a chat....And wow...Some weirdo...."DarkFreakinMatter" spammed the chat...Hah...what a loser.......Oh huh...It says here....I think by the guy we are supposed to save...???...That...Uh...He is in some place called...Uh...The Lake Headquarters at the bottom of the lake....
Bottom of the lake...? I don't think there is any lakes indoors...So maybe its outside...?
Hey...the door is right there...
Perfect! Let's go~
Its been so long we've been cramped in that mansion...Gosh...Right.....Now...Where is that lake...
Its just right there...I think...
....Oh....Uh...Right....Time to explore this lake!
Electric-charged excuse me what now?
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Where....Where did that door come from........?
...I...I have no idea...but..um....You still have that mace, right?
Yeah, I think....
Okay, good...good....
....Hey! That worked!
Why yes, yes it did. Now! Shall we?
We shall, we shall!
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