So, these monsters you mentioned...What are they like?
If you're uncomfortable answering, you don't have to.
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"..."
"...D...Did you just call me...'dad?'"
"...Well, never mind that!", Storung said, getting up and brushing himself off, "It's perfectly fine! Accidents always happen, sweetheart~"
*PELO GASP*
what the crap, why would you do that, that was part of my FORM ARMILLARY, what the crap...
.....
Contrary to what many people believe, that was NOT crossing the line. Let me repeat that. You didn't just cross the line.
What you did was cross
EVERY SINGLE LINE, MULTIPLE TIMES, and then arranged the lines into a racetrack, and then ran 108 laps around said track,
AN THEN DID THE SAME ARCEUSDANG THING TO 35 MORE SETS OF LINES JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE!
Well lemme tell you something, Genderbent Ring Man From Another Dimension...
MY RAGE HAS NO SAFE SIDE! SO YOU BETTER BE SCARED!
"Ah...Well dear, to put it simply: you're on Earth~" He spoke softly in an attempt to not startle her, "While I, personally, don't know exactly what this whole place is, I can safely assure you that there is no danger here~"
"Oh, and sir is a tad too formal, don't you think, sweetheart?" He brushed some hair out of his face, "Just call me Störung, darling~"
"Oh of course we can, Darling~! This place is a bit intimidating, isn't it dear?
"I don't think I could get out of this place in one piece by myself, if I must be honest with you, Charon Dear..."
"But, wait...Power? Darling, how did you...?"
"Uh...Dear, if you don't mind me asking, how did you know I have magic, exactly?
"I mean, it's not exactly obvious, sweetheart~" Storung said, sounding ever-so-slightly sassy, even though he didn't intend for it to come out that way.
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