Oh, really? Well, then I'll just have to UNlock Floor 3!
Excuse me, sir; where is your keyhole?
Wha-....That's pretty nifty, but, uh...
So, wait, what the heck? Why isn't this open to public access? An innocent man is being held captive up there, and you're just sitting here guarding a door from whatever lost rat decides to wander into this decrepit mansion? And how do you even know he's up there anyways?...Did YOU kidnap Dr. Marceau?
I'm getting this door open, one way or the other. Don't go anywhere-oh wait.
Hello! I won't lie, lovely mansion you have here. Say, there's a dear friend of mine trapped on the fifth floor and, poor man that he is, he needs his meds quickly or he'll....well, he's gonna have a bad time without them. If it's not too inconvenient, would you let me through this door to the staircase here? It would be greatly appreciated!
So, uh.....You come here often?
Asthma? Well, everyone knows he has asthma. However, a lesser known fact about him is the rare disease that plagues him moreso. They actually had to name this disease after him due to its being so unique; I believe it was called Adrionic Marceausis? Anyways, the medicine required to keep it in check was stolen from me by what I believe to be a ghost before he phased through the door to the third floor. I know how important sleep must be for you, but this is an emergency! Would you please let me through?
.....Mister Baudelaire, sir?
Well, not his money...
Open the door or I'll slice it down. That's not an exaggeration.
When it comes to showing off, it tends to be a lot more fun when there's two to tango!
Bear...claw...pastry, huh?...Iunn even care anymore.
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