...You must've gotten the wrong number. I don't know about this whole key-stealing thing or taking over worlds stuff, but I'm sure you'll get to the bottom of this. Oh, by the way, is your refrigerator running?
: If that were the case, I wouldn't have heard this talk about worlds between you and the very same moose who happened to steal my key.
: Also, last time I checked, the Chateau's power wasn't on. Mainly because it is RARELY on.
: That fridge ain't going anywhere unless I tell it to!
: OH SNAP, I JUST WENT THERE!
...You were eavesdropping on us? Wow. How rude. But look. I'm not looking for portals to other worlds in order to take them over or whatever. If I happen to run into that moose again, though, I might just talk to him about this key of yours. Oh, and of course your refrigerator wasn't going to go anywhere. It's an inanimate object. But thanks for telling me about it's condition, though. But one more thing: how do you know who I am?
I've got my ways, Beta. For example, how about a creepy voice that whipsers stuff into my head?
Seriously, it gets very annoying.
Also, FYI, I heard that joke before.
The voice's name's... No, HIM! He's...
Look, it stole its name from a Kirby game or whatever. It keeps calling itself "DaRK MatTer" or something like that. That also seems to be how it talks.
...That voice thing is... Concerning. But it's not as bad as my nightmares, I guess. But I'd rather not bore you with that tale. By the way, I'm about to talk to someone else, so I hope you don't mind waiting for at least an hour before calling back. Or perhaps we could meet up later on down the road? Thanks a million, I'll see you later.
Sorry, someone was talking to me on my communicator. Not sure who, though, but anyways... I'm looking for someone that ruined the day of one of your fellow foxes while it was in a place called "Cat Village". Tell me, do you guys happen to have any enemies, or have any ideas on who or what might do this?

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Mikey, huh? Funny, I know of someone by the same name. He's the royal scientist where I come from. By the way, that thing you showed me kinda reminds me of an old human toy or something. I found something like it in a dump before. But the Mikey YOU speak of... Any ideas on where I might find him?
That is just unfortunate, but I did tell you: I'm in a bad mood.
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I see... Do you happen to know somewhere I can get a badge from?
Wha-...........what......
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