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The Absurd Roleplay
October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
Yoshi2020
Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 3:37pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 3:37pm
#1
Beta Shadow avoids the attack and then proceeds to-
...Something is happening. Something that is not at all good.
Beta Shadow warps away elsewhere, leaving Trimarc to deal with the cloud on their own.
...Something is happening. Something that is not at all good.Beta Shadow warps away elsewhere, leaving Trimarc to deal with the cloud on their own.
Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 4:47pm
Edited on 2019/01/19 at 4:55pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 4:47pm
Edited 2019/01/19 at 4:55pm
#2
Trimarc sprays Flex Spray at the orb, and starts doing a Phil Swift impression!
(Trimarc:) NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE.
Trimarc then pulls a chainsaw out of nowhere!
(Trimarc:) HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE MOAR!?!?
Trimarc then lunges at the sphere and takes a chainsaw to it in order to saw it in half!
(Trimarc:) To show you the power of memes, I SAWED THIS GIANT BALL IN HALF!
(Trimarc:) NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE.
Trimarc then pulls a chainsaw out of nowhere!
(Trimarc:) HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE MOAR!?!?
Trimarc then lunges at the sphere and takes a chainsaw to it in order to saw it in half!
(Trimarc:) To show you the power of memes, I SAWED THIS GIANT BALL IN HALF!
Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 5:15pm
Edited on 2019/01/19 at 5:24pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 5:15pm
Edited 2019/01/19 at 5:24pm
#3
*The giant ball was sawed in half. However, the "ball" that Trimarc cut in half was not the magnetizing sphere, but rather a bomb caught in the magnetic field.*
Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 6:52pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 6:52pm
#4
Trimarc avoids the blast, then tries to look for the tornado's weak point so he can attack it for massive damage!
Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 7:16pm
Edited on 2019/01/19 at 7:22pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 7:16pm
Edited 2019/01/19 at 7:22pm
#5
*A miniature robotic Giant Enemy Crab is caught in the tornado. It is torn apart and reformed as a metallic Sniper Joe.*
*The Sniper Joe fires off a burst of gunfire, then proceeds to throw it's shield at Trimarc.*
*The Sniper Joe fires off a burst of gunfire, then proceeds to throw it's shield at Trimarc.*
Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 7:48pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 7:48pm
#6
Meanwhile Toad Satan is watching 300 feet away
Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 8:45pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 8:45pm
#7
Trimarc takes a "JUMP JUMP" sign straight from Frost Man's stage and hits the Sniper Joe over the head over it!
Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 9:49pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 9:49pm
#8
The Sniper Joe comes undone, but not without grabbing a hold of Trimarc's arm with one of it's hands.
Meanwhile, three more rebuilt Sniper Joes appear behind Trimarc, each with their cannons focused on him.
During all this, more junk is drawn into the cloud...
Meanwhile, three more rebuilt Sniper Joes appear behind Trimarc, each with their cannons focused on him.
During all this, more junk is drawn into the cloud...
Posted on January 20th, 2019 at 7:56am
Posted 2019/01/20 at 7:56am
#9
Toad Satan attempts to spook some of the sniper joes
Posted on January 20th, 2019 at 10:47am
Posted 2019/01/20 at 10:47am
#10
2 Sniper Joes turned around and tried to run away. However, they were caught in the vortex, so they ran around in circles.
The chainsaw that Trimarc had was sucked into the vortex and thrown into Toad Satan.
The chainsaw that Trimarc had was sucked into the vortex and thrown into Toad Satan.
Posted on January 20th, 2019 at 11:59am
Posted 2019/01/20 at 11:59am
#11
Trimarc simply fires a gun with the label "delet this" at the hand, and then tries to find the source of the tornado's power so he can nuke the tornado.
Posted on January 20th, 2019 at 12:33pm
Posted 2019/01/20 at 12:33pm
#12
The remaining Sniper turns around at the Toad Satan, seemly unaffected by the spooking, and aims its blaster at him.
Seeing Trimarc, the sphere encases itself in metal while more broken down machines are picked up.
Seeing Trimarc, the sphere encases itself in metal while more broken down machines are picked up.
Posted on January 20th, 2019 at 2:35pm
Posted 2019/01/20 at 2:35pm
#13
Trimarc then fires lotsa spaghetti at the sphere, and then asks it how King Crimson works.
Posted on January 20th, 2019 at 3:27pm
Posted 2019/01/20 at 3:27pm
#14
The sphere gets confused at what King Crimson is and gets hit by the spaghetti.
The sphere does not seem amused as it encircles Trimarc with reformed Mets.
The sphere does not seem amused as it encircles Trimarc with reformed Mets.
Posted on January 20th, 2019 at 4:37pm
Posted 2019/01/20 at 4:37pm
#15
Toad Satan gives up and sinks back into hell
Posted on January 20th, 2019 at 7:33pm
Posted 2019/01/20 at 7:33pm
#16
The Sniper Joe acts confused at the sudden disappearance of Toad Satan. Before it turned around to fight Trimarc, it notices a heavenly glow coming from the scrapyard below.
Posted on January 20th, 2019 at 10:07pm
Posted 2019/01/20 at 10:07pm
#17
AHA! I have done it! After all my hard work, I have completed my Freeze-O-Tron! Now all I need is to insert my power source, and-The Starforce-looking power source seems to have upped and vanished.
...Well, crud. Looks like I need a new powersource. ...Say... Didn't RotomSlashBlast's announcer text mention that there were Memelord SOUL Fragments in this tomline as well...?Meanwhile, among the ruins of a once-inhabited planet...
...They thought they could contain it... Hmph. Pathetic.Alpha Miser approaches the second Power Star, when suddenly...
*With his helmet and such back since he's at an infinitive distance away from the magnetic sphere cloud* And just what do you think you're doing? ...If you must know, I'm doing the one thing you refuse to do and putting an end to your awful creations.
Even if it's true that my creations deserve destruction, you don't have to drag other Reapers' creations into this. And besides, you're one of my creations anyways. What makes you exempt, you glasses-wearing edgelord? You, created me? That's rich... No, I was created by something else... After all... I AM you. Impossible. The only alternate version of me that has ever existed was Author Beta, and I got rid of him a long time ago.
I didn't mean some alternate representation of you, you idiot! I AM you. An alternate version created by an alternate split in the timeline. Still impossible. I made sure to delete any alternate versions of myself whenever I make a split in any timeline. That is true... Except for one exception. When this "Universe 3" you created- Or, rather, created with the impact of you and Aeon hitting the same asteroid when Pyre attacked you with that Rude Buster Rip-Off- Actually they said it wasn't ripped off of Delta Rune.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS. -and then sent into another completely empty universe that was destroyed long ago- Which was Tone's deleted BaM Reboot, by the way- to prevent universal destruction of your own universe- was born, you actually let that alternate self become "Beta Miser"- a representation of the absurd insanity you call "your good, fun-loving self"- so that he could be destroyed "the fun way" by having someone else- that being Aeon- destroy him for you. ...But you were unaware that his transformation into Beta Miser led into two things... One were his special "Indestructible-With-No-Exceptions-Even-If-The-Destruction-Has-No-Exceptions" Glasses, which he obtained for no reason. ...The other was me. The evil "My characters are lazily created and unoriginal" side. Now, normally, I would just be hateful of everything. But I'm a representation of ALL your evils. Including your obsession over memes, which also includes one little gambit I know you still have... ...The Anti-Omni Meme. So what, it's not like it exists on any other plane of existence, and I cleansed myself of the dark side of memes since that day. And yet you cleanse yourself everyday with showers to keep it that way. But that only proves that those inner evils are within you... Which is how I existed within Beta Miser to begin with. Ok, that's how you exist, but how the 
are you here exactly? First of all, I know you have too much decency to actually swear, but for f**k sake, if you're going to censor it, STOP USING F**KING REGGAE!
...Then again, you MUST be stupid to not know how I came to be in this world, making me question how you and I are actually the same. But if you truly want to know, I'll tell you...-I'm continuing this in my next post because this was too long.-
Posted on January 21st, 2019 at 12:00am
Posted 2019/01/21 at 12:00am
#18
With each passing second, the glow increases. The sphere seems interested and rushes to it, leaving it in plain site.
Posted on January 21st, 2019 at 8:40am
Posted 2019/01/21 at 8:40am
#19
A green capsule rises out of the earth
One of the sniper joes feels a slight raindrop
One of the sniper joes feels a slight raindrop
Posted on January 21st, 2019 at 11:37am
Posted 2019/01/21 at 11:37am
#20
The Sniper Joe looks up and realizes it's not cloudy...
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