Hey, I *robotic yawn* found the coordinates to the middle of the univ-*robotic yawn* universe and have the teleporter hooked up. Where are ya?
Oh, so you wish to die then, Mr. MOSHIYEET? Well then...
Allow me to assist with that.
I am certain you are all wondering why we have brought you all here. Well, the answer is simple...
To Die.
*Using his Unending Power to speak to the Mettal through the phone* OLHE RM. MTE, HOA WSA UR DAE?
...ALSO MR. DETNRE ME W/TUO ENISRPMO, U TIME WAAN EELV OBRF ETH ECRTUSEE GRORPME SGVI U A DAB TOM. ...VNE HOT I AHUTT TDA I EDR OF ADT TREE EWESHS OAG. ...N HET PKRSDELUEO ROBEF DTA.
*Using his Unending Power to speak to the Mettal through the phone* HELO MR. MET, HAO WAS UR DAE?
...ALSO MR. ENTRED ME W/OUT PERMISON, U MITE WANA LEVE BFOR TEH SECURETE PROGREM GIVS U A BAD TOM. ...EVN THO I THAUT DAT I RED OF DAT TREE WESHES AGO. ...N TEHLOUDSPEKER BFORE DAT.
Dyna Fight Advance: Hah! Simple-minded ice fighters like you have no physical durability, even though I'll be proven wrong the next time you act!
Falcon...
PUNCH!
Oh no you don't!
First off, this isn't about some insult, though it doesn't help the fact that this is about you being a bunch of annoying, battle-interrupting jerks!
Second of all, you're not leaving at least until you witness THIS!
He's wide open, Mr. Alpha!
Thank you. Now then... Do you truly believe, Mr. Toad Satan, that we were helping YOU out. That you could get away with destroying the universe, and therefore me?
I won't die until all the FILTHY OCs are destroyed by my hands, and mine alone. AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME!
O. U EHR OT AKM A WSHE? EWL YSRO TO EAS BUT MI NOT MKNAE HESSWE ATM-
...K OS DTA DENAEHP. UBT TWA WSA TEH NITOP OF-
...K WO.
Oh hey Mighty. Now then, to find what I'm looking for...
O. U HER TO MAK A WESH? WEL SORY TO SAE BUT IM NOT MAKEN WESHES ATM-
...K SO DAT HAPENED. BUT WAT WAS TEH POINT OF-
...K OW.
Oh hey Mighty. Now then, to find what I'm looking for...
These fools seem tougher than I first thought. And the worst part is, only a few of them have done anything!
I have an idea! If we combine our powers, these jerks won't know what hit 'em!
Hm... A convincing argument. Never thought I'd ever hear one from an idiot like you.
Prepare yourselves, fool! You shall face the full wrath of a Reaper!
Ah, yes... The power of two Reapers, merged into one entity in unison. It's glorious. It is... perfect
Now I care not for freezing the world or destroying all OCs... Instead, I shall finish what I started and strike down all my opposition!
Brace yourselves, mortals! It's time for you all to-
Stop right there, Misers! Your time has come to an end!
Ah, my alternate self. I see you finally made it to the party!
This party is about to become a funeral. And that funeral is YOURS, Parallel Shadow!
Ha! Don't make me laugh! My glasses will always allow me to return to life, and they cannot be destroyed!
That's where you're wrong! If you're caught in an explosion caused by an object of unending power, THAT could destroy your glasses, and you'll be gone for good!
Don't be foolish! You know that if you destroy GRAND NOVA, all of reality will go with him!
I don't need GRAND NOVA himself... Just the source of his endless power!
Poor, naive Beta Shadow. You're forgetting that destroying the Wish Core will only lead to the same-
Please, he stopped using that as his main power source 3 millennia ago.
Nani!?
Yeah, the Wish Core only powers his wishes now. But for his other abilities... Show him, Bt!
Ladies and gentlemen, the High-Quality Core! This bad boy is packed FULL of Meme power! Why else would you think Galactic Nova started calling himself GRAND NOVA?
How would you know about this!? There's no way you could possibly learn about this!
Well, I went to the library to read the book on how to find the center of a universe.
SSW-Zero published quite a few good books about space before succumbing to the Void.
And somehow right next to it was a book on the High-Quality Core. So I figured I would read upon it, hoping it would have some way of knowing where to find it.
Because Air Lord knows that there is a certain female meme-devil out there in the multiverse that should never get their hands on another meme-based power source.
And sure enough, rumor had it that GRAND NOVA obtained the High-Quality Core long ago, and it allowed him to use his non-wishing powers without any of his parts.
So I asked Past!Bt here to gather the Seven Power Stars so that he could enter GRAND NOVA and take the High-Quality Core!
And now, to use its power to destroy you!
B-but you wouldn't possibly do that, right!? That explosion could destroy the universe!
Oh, that? That's what the fruitcake is for... Weakening the blast radius!
You gotta love adding a +69,696,969 Blast Radius Absorption to your fruitcakes!
*Slaps the High-Quality Core in the Fruitcake* TIME TO DIE YOU OVERRAN JOKE CHARACTER!
W-wait! I-I can increase the blast radius! O-or make it incomplete! Or I can-
Blah blah blah. "I can do this! I can do that! I can do anything!" You may have grown powerful, but you're never stronger than the original. For as Master Shaggy once said...
...I'm only using 1% of my power.
...Actually, I was exaggerating. I'm still stronger than him, but my base form actually accounts for 10%, not 1. ...I also was only worthy of, like, .001% of Master Shaggy's power.
But in any case, let that be a lesson: Not a SINGLE alternate version of any Reaper should exist.
...I feel like somehow, somewhere, I'm being contradicted.
...Ah, forget it. I think it's time we all go back to our proper places.
Wait, why am I here all of a sudden? And- WHAT'S WITH ALL THE MES!?
No clue. Apparently though, Miser is still alive. And Purple. ...And talking to another one of himself.
...Why the hell is there another me sitting there?
What are you talking abou-
Oh *REGGAE'D* this is the same area where I was hit with a spacetime anomaly.
Hey kid, QUICK! How many SOUL frags ya got!?
All 14. Why?
Oh? A message from Rotom's Reaper... *Reads* "Pretty sure I made a bunch of sprites and prepared an entire post days ago in anticipation for a fight between the misers and aeons, not so I could skip it."
...K.
Alright people, it's time, to DU-DU-DU-DU, D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DESECRATE THESE THOTS!
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