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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2020
Yoshi2020
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on February 20th, 2019 at 9:22pm
Posted 2019/02/20 at 9:22pm
#1

Imgur You think that's all I got, little *REGGAE'D*!? Imma summon 「The Speed Lord」 on ya, YEAHAH BOI!!


Trimarc then does just that, causing 「The Speed Lord」 to come forth, complete with his own theme music!

Aeon gets one hell of an idea, and switches to Made in Heaven, and starts accelerating time once again!

Alternate Aeon uses PK Offense Up Ω, boosting the team's attack by about 2 stages!
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Mighty
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 2:08am Edited on 2019/02/21 at 2:16am
Posted 2019/02/21 at 2:08am Edited 2019/02/21 at 2:16am
#2
Now, how could I protect GRAND from further attacks?

Mighty proceeds to :hyperthonk:...

A-ha!

Mighty casts the No U Shield on GRAND NOVA! Now, if any damage is dealt to it, it'll be dealt to the attacker instead.

I should probably also do something about that time acceleration thing...

Mighty uses PK Egg on Aeon! The psychic energy eggs hit him with full force, instantly making him unable to do Made in Heaven. Like, ever again.
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 9:05am
Posted 2019/02/21 at 9:05am
#3
A met-shaped crosshair falls upon Beta Shadow...
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Mighty
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 9:37am Edited on 2019/02/21 at 9:39am
Posted 2019/02/21 at 9:37am Edited 2019/02/21 at 9:39am
#4
Mighty notices the crosshair and calls the Met again.
Hey, why is Beta Shadow being targeted by your shop? Er, I mean ship.
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 9:38am Edited on 2019/02/21 at 9:41am
Posted 2019/02/21 at 9:38am Edited 2019/02/21 at 9:41am
#5
metIsn't Beta assisting the wish-makers?
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Mighty
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 10:28am
Posted 2019/02/21 at 10:28am
#6
Yes, but I think it's just for the purpose of destroying Aeon and co.
By the way, would it be possible to attach an energy source to GRAND's internal connector thingies so wishes use energy instead of destroying matter?
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 10:42am
Posted 2019/02/21 at 10:42am
#7
metGood point (Proceeds to aim met-shaped cross-hair at the entrance.)

metIt should be possible. However, I can't think of a power source that could power up GRAND NOVA other than the Power Stars...
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Mighty
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 12:05pm Edited on 2019/02/21 at 12:25pm
Posted 2019/02/21 at 12:05pm Edited 2019/02/21 at 12:25pm
#8
Well, I have huge power and am a bit of a nerd... I could think of something. also why are you aiming at where I am located now it is making me uncomfortable
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 12:37pm
Posted 2019/02/21 at 12:37pm
#9
A barrage of Mets are fired towards the entrance. Meanwhile, 3 droppods are launched.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 12:41pm
Posted 2019/02/21 at 12:41pm
#10
Unfortunately, nothing could be done to Beta Shadow, the Misers, or the Aeons, for they are all in a sub-dimension only accessible to them, regardless of any unlimited or infinite power.

Beta Shadow lays a curse upon Aeon using his sword's dark magic! The curse, active for 5 turns, makes Aeon's use of Stands drain his health, transferring it to Beta Shadow!
Alpha Miser uses the forbidden abilities, Attack Blaze and Attack Burn to raise his attack and decrease the attack of the Aeons!
Parallel Beta Shadow uses his own time-based abilities to speed up his group's time!
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 3:49pm
Posted 2019/02/21 at 3:49pm
#11
Suddenly, Parallel Aeon 1 breaks out of the timefreeze and clocks Parallel Beta Shadow in the face! He happens to be able to move normally in accelerated time thanks to his Super Gears! Afterwards, he activates an ability that totally isn't the Power Gear, and uses a powered-up version of ANOTHER forbidden ability, Defense Haste, increasing the Aeons' defense!

The PK Egg still hits Aeon though, making him unable to use stands until the curse is up.

This is Aeon when he's bored. Wow, what an *REGGAE'D*hole.

Aeon still attacks Beta Shadow with his rapiers.

「The Speed Lord」 isn't a stand, so Beta Shadow's curse has no effect on him! He starts comboing Alpha Miser! However, it only does about 10 damage per hit, since being fast is the only thing 「The Speed Lord」 is good at. That, and comboing. MEANWHILE, Trimarc decides to kill Beta Reaper with fire. Also, he's immune to Attack Burn since the 14th Memelord SOUL Fragment doubled his resistance to Flame-type attacks, making him immune to them.
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Fuss Man
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 4:30pm
Posted 2019/02/21 at 4:30pm
#12
Bass: I need more time to think, Time Stopper!!!
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 21st, 2019 at 7:36pm Edited on 2019/02/21 at 7:45pm
Posted 2019/02/21 at 7:36pm Edited 2019/02/21 at 7:45pm
#13
The Loudspeaker announces the following:
"T Minus 1 Minute to activation of security defense alpha. You should probably either hurry up with that activation code or run as fast as possible unless you wish to see the afterlife."

To everyone but Bass, it sounds normal. To Bass it sounds nothing more than a weird low creepy voice due to the effects of the Time Stopper.
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Mighty
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Posted on February 22nd, 2019 at 1:43am Edited on 2019/02/22 at 1:48am
Posted 2019/02/22 at 1:43am Edited 2019/02/22 at 1:48am
#14
Hey, mr. Security System, sir, you wouldn't happen to have an AI I could explain my intents to? Because I don't wanna cause any harm. If not, I'll leave peacefully.
Also, PK Egg specifically blocked Aeon from doing Made in Heaven, and that blockade is permanent.
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 22nd, 2019 at 8:16am
Posted 2019/02/22 at 8:16am
#15
A Met pipes up saying that the messages are likely prerecorded...
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Mighty
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Posted on February 22nd, 2019 at 8:43am
Posted 2019/02/22 at 8:43am
#16
Mighty leaves GRAND NOVA's body and proceeds to teleport around the galaxy, looking for various things like dynamos and solar panels...
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on February 22nd, 2019 at 3:26pm
Posted 2019/02/22 at 3:26pm
#17
Okay, so next time Aeon tries to use Made in Heaven, C-Moon will pop out instead because that's the closest thing.
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Mighty
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Posted on February 22nd, 2019 at 3:27pm
Posted 2019/02/22 at 3:27pm
#18
Mighty proceeds to cobble his findings into a dynamo that'd fit nicely inside of GRAND NOVA and can easily store vast amounts of energy from various sources.
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Fuss Man
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Posted on February 22nd, 2019 at 4:47pm
Posted 2019/02/22 at 4:47pm
#19
Flies A Rocket Down To Earth
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Fuss Man
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Posted on February 22nd, 2019 at 4:52pm
Posted 2019/02/22 at 4:52pm
#20
Bass: Yes!!!! i Got Away
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