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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2020
Yoshi2020
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 4:11pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 4:11pm
#1
Imgur C'mon, gotta find out where that shrine is...!

Aeon then suddenly finds The Shrine!
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 4:29pm Edited on 2019/02/26 at 4:38pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 4:29pm Edited 2019/02/26 at 4:38pm
#2
Or at least what's left of the shrine. It appears to have been attacked by an unknown force. Fires seem to dance all around the shrine. Various machines, from Mets to Flying Shells, are scattered about, each with holes and burn marks in them.

A voice can be heard from inside the shrine...
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 5:10pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 5:10pm
#3
Aeon starts looking for the voice, whilst wondering that the hell did all this.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 5:14pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 5:14pm
#4
Beta Shadow apparently decided to follow Aeon.

Every single thing about this place right now just seems like the exact opposite of good. I say we look into this.
GRAND NOVA seems to not mind the capsule being set off, though is confused on why it still remained after the Universe's destruction, as well as why it's trying to fill in a ventilation shaft he got rid of after his last wish. ...Er, well, the wish prior to the one that destroyed everything.

As for his status... He's calmed down a lot actually, and is rather quiet.
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Yoshi2020
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 6:22pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 6:22pm
#5
Yoshi comes back.
"Uh, I'm green........
Oh, you grant wishes?
I don't care."
Yoshi fixes Beta Miser's universe.
Oshi slams Beta Miser's hand in his throat.
"Last time we did something stupid, they did that to us, now you want to do it them?"
"Eh, Yoshi2019 will just jump on them again."
"Have you considered that I don't want to save you, Beta Miser is lucky, I don't even like any universes. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so prepared to destroy any."
"Why are you telling Beta Miser your plan? It would be terrible if they tried to stop a plan, thinking it affects them."
"Well Mighty is affected."
"Not anymore."



GRAND NOVA casually explodes for no reason.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 6:27pm Edited on 2019/02/26 at 6:44pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 6:27pm Edited 2019/02/26 at 6:44pm
#6
@Yoshi2019 : Unfortunatly, not only does restoring the universe (somehow) doesn't bring back one erased by a Reaper, but only the Reaper that did the deed could bring those erased by a Reaper.

In addition, I should mention that Reapers can only erase things that are of their creation, or otherwise is of neutral creation.

Also, GRAND NOVA is exploded, but not killed by the explosion.

...I DON'T KNOW HOW THE UNIVERSE IS REVIVED AGAIN, BUT COULD PEOPLE STOP ATTACKING ME FOR NO REASON? I KINDA FEEL BAD ENOUGH AS IS.
BY THE WAY, DON'T ASK WHY. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO TALK AS IS.
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Yoshi2020
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 6:55pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 6:55pm
#7
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 8:15pm Edited on 2019/02/26 at 8:21pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 8:15pm Edited 2019/02/26 at 8:21pm
#8
Aeon and Beta Shadow enter the shrine and discover a set of stairs leading underground. The voice seems to be coming from there, albeit distorted when compared to before. However, multiple machines seem to have fallen on the stairs. These machines also have burn marks...

Without spoiling too much, the smoke seems to have unknown properties that prevent it from being deleted. As for the capsule, when it was destroyed, the smoke inside it was set free. Speaking of the smoke, it is currently heading to a unknown room.
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 9:22pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 9:22pm
#9
Aeon decides to head down the stairs.
Actaully, Alternate Aeon was checking the statuses of the NEEDLES, not GRAND NOVA.
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 27th, 2019 at 12:07am Edited on 2019/02/27 at 12:16am
Posted 2019/02/27 at 12:07am Edited 2019/02/27 at 12:16am
#10
Going down the stairs reveals a poorly lit square room with only one doorway to the east. Even more machines are scattered about. The doorway seems to be barricaded by a fallen Sniper Joe, although it's unlike any Sniper Joe Aeon or anyone from the previous universe for that matter had ever seen.
"He---lp"
The voice is none other than a cry for help coming from the doorway.


For clarification, the capsule was inside GRAND NOVA, hence why the smoke was going thru a ventilation shaft that GRAND NOVA would potentially have.
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Mighty
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Posted on February 27th, 2019 at 4:32am
Posted 2019/02/27 at 4:32am
#11
Mighty's monitor monitors the call for help!
Well, I'm bored.
Might as well check that out...

Mighty teleports to the doorway mentioned in the above post and is surprised to find Aeon there.
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Yoshi2020
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Posted on February 27th, 2019 at 2:23pm
Posted 2019/02/27 at 2:23pm
#12
"Mighty, you can't be advanced, that is illegal."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"We are going to shoot you now."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"Smart people don't tell people when they are going to shoot them."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"Shooting Mighty is a death trap anyways, might as well make it more exciting."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"If we just shot Mighty and ran, no one would even care."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"At this point, Mighty is probably considering their options, because we are making big fools of ourselves."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"Let's just go back to making fun of Beta Miser."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"I think we did that enough."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"No."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"Okay."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"Beta Miser is a





uh





Beta Miser please help me."
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"So what do you think the chances are that we will survive this and not get slaughtered by Mighty or Beta Miser?"
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
"You mean we won't get destroyed by GRAND NOVA?"
GRAND NOVA exploded again.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on February 27th, 2019 at 2:51pm
Posted 2019/02/27 at 2:51pm
#13
Oh hey Mighty.
Wait, actually, I should probably focus on helping the Sniper Joe.
Beta Miser, again, is ded. He's not coming back either.

OK, THIS IS STARTING TO GET ANNOYING. I WISH I HAD MY ENDLESS POWER BACK SO I COULD SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING EXPLODED.

...Well, GRAND NOVA got his wish, and all of Universe 3 is destroyed again.

...WHOOPS. WELL AT LEAST MY ENDLESS POWER ALLOWS ME TO RECREATE THE UNIVERSE.

And so GRAND NOVA revives the universe. And then Team Yoshi casually explodes.
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on February 27th, 2019 at 8:32pm
Posted 2019/02/27 at 8:32pm
#14
The Sniper Joe appears to be heavily damaged with a large gaping hole in its chest. Even so, its core appears to be intact, making it possible for repairs to be made.

The scent of embers is in the air...
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Mighty
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Posted on February 28th, 2019 at 6:37am Edited on 2019/02/28 at 6:47am
Posted 2019/02/28 at 6:37am Edited 2019/02/28 at 6:47am
#15
Hey, Beta. I was just investigating some call for help. Should I go ahead while you repair the Joe?
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 1st, 2019 at 1:34pm
Posted 2019/03/01 at 1:34pm
#16
Sure, go ahead. I'll see what I can do about this Sniper Joe.
Isn't my first experience with a robot that has a gaping chest wound... Even though my first experience was just watching, being unable to do something while a magical deer did the work...
...It's a long story.

Beta Shadow generates himself a toolbox and a few Sniper Joe spare parts and gets to work.
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Mighty
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Posted on March 1st, 2019 at 3:11pm
Posted 2019/03/01 at 3:11pm
#17
'Aight.

Mighty goes through the door, and finds...
i dont actually know what he finds i mean this place is gammaghost's doing so hopefully they resolve the cliffhanger soon
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on March 1st, 2019 at 3:15pm
Posted 2019/03/01 at 3:15pm
#18
A tape recorder surrounded by pieces of metal...no, wait, not metal. Explosives. They each go off in a single blast.
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Mighty
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Posted on March 1st, 2019 at 3:29pm
Posted 2019/03/01 at 3:29pm
#19
Alright, good thing those Rogue Stars make me almost impervious to damage. Now, what's on this tape recorder that magically survived the explosions?
once again, cue the gammaghost
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 1st, 2019 at 3:39pm
Posted 2019/03/01 at 3:39pm
#20
Blade Man and Toad Man are scared to death by the explosions.
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