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The Absurd Roleplay
October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
Yoshi2020
Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 5:22pm
Edited on 2019/03/17 at 5:27pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 5:22pm
Edited 2019/03/17 at 5:27pm
#1
A volley of shots comes from a nearby cliff, hitting Shadow Mewtwo, Alternative Aeon, and Type:Null.
20 Damage to Shadow Mewtwo
20 Damage to Alternative Aeon
CRITICAL! 50 Damage to Type:Null
20 Damage to Shadow Mewtwo
20 Damage to Alternative Aeon
CRITICAL! 50 Damage to Type:Null
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 5:22pm
Edited on 2019/03/17 at 5:31pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 5:22pm
Edited 2019/03/17 at 5:31pm
#2
The shots miss Alternate Aeon because his name isn't "alternative" Aeon, it's just "Alternate".
Sheep Man takes 84 Damage from the Shadow Rain!
Alternate Aeon uses a Megaphone* from his inventory and uses it!
Sheep Man used Core Laser! Alternate Aeon takes 72 damage!
*(Side Note: Megaphones deal about 20 damage to all enemies and get rid of all sleep-based statuses on both sides.)
Sheep Man takes 84 Damage from the Shadow Rain!
Alternate Aeon uses a Megaphone* from his inventory and uses it!
Sheep Man used Core Laser! Alternate Aeon takes 72 damage!
*(Side Note: Megaphones deal about 20 damage to all enemies and get rid of all sleep-based statuses on both sides.)
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 5:29pm
Edited on 2019/03/17 at 5:45pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 5:29pm
Edited 2019/03/17 at 5:45pm
#3
ERROR: entity "Type: Null" is currently not in the battle. Damage is transferred to entity Sheep Man
OW! Ok, what WAS that!?
Ugh, it's probably that annoying "Eye of Chaos" trying to kill us.
Oh, great. You know what, let's just find Null, go to Universe 3 and study this "GRAND NOVA". THEN, if we go to the other universes and-
Type: Null appears!
Uh, guys? I think that "Salt" guy and his friend is trying to kill us again.
...
...All who agrees to just go back home and tell Ghost we found nothing helpful say I.
I.
I.
Motion carried. Null, if you would please.
Type: Null creates an Ultra Wormhole! Darkrai and Shadow Mewtwo leaves the battle.
...By the way, since Beta Shadow is asleep...
Type: Null snatches the Electric Rouge Star from Sheep Man!
...My boss kinda needs it. ...But my master might find it more useful.
Type: Null leaves the battle.
The Ultra Wormhole pushes out all possible entities that are not the Nightmare Force and closes.
Beta Shadow wakes up from the Megaphone
huhwhat? What did I miss?
OW! Ok, what WAS that!? Ugh, it's probably that annoying "Eye of Chaos" trying to kill us. Oh, great. You know what, let's just find Null, go to Universe 3 and study this "GRAND NOVA". THEN, if we go to the other universes and-Type: Null appears!
Uh, guys? I think that "Salt" guy and his friend is trying to kill us again. ... ...All who agrees to just go back home and tell Ghost we found nothing helpful say I. I. I. Motion carried. Null, if you would please.Type: Null creates an Ultra Wormhole! Darkrai and Shadow Mewtwo leaves the battle.
...By the way, since Beta Shadow is asleep...Type: Null snatches the Electric Rouge Star from Sheep Man!
...My boss kinda needs it. ...But my master might find it more useful.Type: Null leaves the battle.
The Ultra Wormhole pushes out all possible entities that are not the Nightmare Force and closes.
Beta Shadow wakes up from the Megaphone
huhwhat? What did I miss?
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 6:02pm
Edited on 2019/03/17 at 6:06pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 6:02pm
Edited 2019/03/17 at 6:06pm
#4
The sniper was too far away to be affected by the Megaphone and Shadow Rain. It fires 2 more shots at Alternative before pausing to reload, this time using different ammunition.
20 Damage to Alternative!
MISS!
20 Damage to Alternative!
MISS!
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 6:17pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 6:17pm
#5
The shot misses, because again, his name isn't "Alternative" Aeon.
Alternate Aeon attacks! (ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI) 11 hits! 605 damage to Sheep Man!
Sheep Man used Spark Shock! 43 damage to Alternate Aeon! Alternate Aeon's attack fell!
Alternate Aeon attacks! (ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI) 11 hits! 605 damage to Sheep Man!
Sheep Man used Spark Shock! 43 damage to Alternate Aeon! Alternate Aeon's attack fell!
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 6:22pm
Edited on 2019/03/17 at 6:31pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 6:22pm
Edited 2019/03/17 at 6:31pm
#6
Realizing its folly, the Sniper Jack remembers the real name of the foe. Armed with the new ammunition filled with healing nanomachines, he fires 3 shots at Sheep Man.
Sheep Man gained 40HP due to the healing shots!
Sheep Man gained 40HP due to the healing shots!
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 6:40pm
Edited on 2019/03/17 at 6:51pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 6:40pm
Edited 2019/03/17 at 6:51pm
#7
Alternate Aeon uses PSI Offense Up α! Alternate Aeon's Attack sharply rose!
Sheep Man used Energy Boost! CRITICAL BOOST!! Sheep Man recovered 700 Health!
Sheep Man used Energy Boost! CRITICAL BOOST!! Sheep Man recovered 700 Health!
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 7:14pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 7:14pm
#8
The Sniper Jack reloads, this time using an unknown ammo.
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 7:24pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 7:24pm
#9
The Letter L finally arrives,and attempts to set Sheep Man on fire!
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 8:08pm
Edited on 2019/03/17 at 8:11pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 8:08pm
Edited 2019/03/17 at 8:11pm
#10
Beta Shadow uses Attack Support +, increasing the team's Attack by two stages!
Meanwhile, in Universe 3, Tomline 2, the purple smoke within GRAND NOVA (which isn't effecting him negatively due to his Endless Power having been wished back) keeping GRAND NOVA awake, he decides to take a stroll through space...
WEL DNE. NOT YLON MA I AKB OT DION YM XEANT N EHT ANCIENT LANGUAGE™ GAAN, UTB EST UDG TO IALYNF TOSP NRTANAG EESHWS-
GALACTIC NOVA, I ASSUME.
GRAND NOVA turns around to look at the figure.
TREFS OF, EST GRNDA NOVA ONW. AND NECSED OF, OWH R U N Y R U AHRE?
...I AM YOUR DEMISE.
The mysterious figure pulls out a scythe and slashes GRAND NOVA with it, revealing the Wish Core!
TAW R U IOND TDSA TNO A DGU NEGTH TO DO-
SILENCE! YOUR LIFE SHALL COME TO AN END! YOUR CORE IS MINE!
The figure steals GRAND NOVA's Wish Core, shutting down GRAND NOVA!
WEL DEN. NOT ONLY AM I BAK TO DOIN MY AXENT N TEH ANCIENT LANGUAGE™ AGAN, BUT ETS GUD TO FINALY STOP GRANTAN WESHES-
GALACTIC NOVA, I ASSUME.
GRAND NOVA turns around to look at the figure.
FERST OF, ETS GRAND NOVA NOW. AND SECEND OF, WHO R U N Y R U HEAR?
...I AM YOUR DEMISE.
The mysterious figure pulls out a scythe and slashes GRAND NOVA with it, revealing the Wish Core!
WAT R U DOIN DATS NOT A GUD THENG TO DO-
SILENCE! YOUR LIFE SHALL COME TO AN END! YOUR CORE IS MINE!
The figure steals GRAND NOVA's Wish Core, shutting down GRAND NOVA!
...MY MISSION IS COMPLETE... I SHALL NOW REPORT TO MY EMPLOYER AND RECEIVE MY REWARD.
The figure then warps away, leaving behind a note...
This victim has been killed by the all-powerful assassin
Skull Reaper
If you need someone assassinated and/or something stolen, call 1-800-SKULLMANKILLS. We take ANY reward, as long as it includes the satisfaction of killing someone or something.
Meanwhile, in Universe 3, Tomline 2, the purple smoke within GRAND NOVA (which isn't effecting him negatively due to his Endless Power having been wished back) keeping GRAND NOVA awake, he decides to take a stroll through space...
WEL DNE. NOT YLON MA I AKB OT DION YM XEANT N EHT ANCIENT LANGUAGE™ GAAN, UTB EST UDG TO IALYNF TOSP NRTANAG EESHWS- GALACTIC NOVA, I ASSUME.GRAND NOVA turns around to look at the figure.
TREFS OF, EST GRNDA NOVA ONW. AND NECSED OF, OWH R U N Y R U AHRE? ...I AM YOUR DEMISE.The mysterious figure pulls out a scythe and slashes GRAND NOVA with it, revealing the Wish Core!
TAW R U IOND TDSA TNO A DGU NEGTH TO DO- SILENCE! YOUR LIFE SHALL COME TO AN END! YOUR CORE IS MINE!The figure steals GRAND NOVA's Wish Core, shutting down GRAND NOVA!
WEL DEN. NOT ONLY AM I BAK TO DOIN MY AXENT N TEH ANCIENT LANGUAGE™ AGAN, BUT ETS GUD TO FINALY STOP GRANTAN WESHES- GALACTIC NOVA, I ASSUME.GRAND NOVA turns around to look at the figure.
FERST OF, ETS GRAND NOVA NOW. AND SECEND OF, WHO R U N Y R U HEAR? ...I AM YOUR DEMISE.The mysterious figure pulls out a scythe and slashes GRAND NOVA with it, revealing the Wish Core!
WAT R U DOIN DATS NOT A GUD THENG TO DO- SILENCE! YOUR LIFE SHALL COME TO AN END! YOUR CORE IS MINE!The figure steals GRAND NOVA's Wish Core, shutting down GRAND NOVA!
...MY MISSION IS COMPLETE... I SHALL NOW REPORT TO MY EMPLOYER AND RECEIVE MY REWARD.The figure then warps away, leaving behind a note...
This victim has been killed by the all-powerful assassin
Skull Reaper
If you need someone assassinated and/or something stolen, call 1-800-SKULLMANKILLS. We take ANY reward, as long as it includes the satisfaction of killing someone or something.
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 8:45pm
Edited on 2019/03/17 at 9:17pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 8:45pm
Edited 2019/03/17 at 9:17pm
#11
Alternate Aeon tries PK Hax Gamma!
Sheep Man took 1280 damage!
Sheep Man stoppped moving!
Wait, why is Sheep Man getting back u-
SIKE! Did you ACTUALLY think that would beat me!? It WOULD'VE if a pal of mine who shall remain anonymous didn't inject me with NANOMACHINES, SON! Well, now it's MY turn!
Sheep Man used Repair Mode! Sheep Man was fully healed, but his stats sharply fell!
So basically, now we have to beat you AGAIN expect you're weaker this time.
Yeah, about that.
Sheep Man took an Attack Capsule EX and used it! Sheep Man's attack was maximized!
Hey, wait a minute! You're not supposed to move multiple times per tur-
Sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a 
about that.
Sheep Man splits into 4 clouds!
OH COME ON! Out of ALL the attacks he could have picked, he goes for THIS one, where he becomes invincible!?
Sheep Man took 1280 damage!
Sheep Man stoppped moving!
ＢＡＴＴＬＥ ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ！
Every party member obtained 3400 EXP! The enemy drop-Wait, why is Sheep Man getting back u-
SIKE! Did you ACTUALLY think that would beat me!? It WOULD'VE if a pal of mine who shall remain anonymous didn't inject me with NANOMACHINES, SON! Well, now it's MY turn!Sheep Man used Repair Mode! Sheep Man was fully healed, but his stats sharply fell!
So basically, now we have to beat you AGAIN expect you're weaker this time. Yeah, about that.Sheep Man took an Attack Capsule EX and used it! Sheep Man's attack was maximized!
Hey, wait a minute! You're not supposed to move multiple times per tur- Sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a about that.Sheep Man splits into 4 clouds!
OH COME ON! Out of ALL the attacks he could have picked, he goes for THIS one, where he becomes invincible!?
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 9:23pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 9:23pm
#12
Parallel Beta Shadow joined the battle!
Yeah, about that...
Parallel Beta Shadow uses Temporal Rewind, rewinding time and undoing Sheep Man's previous turn!
...Don't expect a thank you from me. In fact, consider this an exchange of favors for not destroying you or Alpha right now.
Beta Shadow tries Element Blast: Impact on Sheep Man!
Yeah, about that...Parallel Beta Shadow uses Temporal Rewind, rewinding time and undoing Sheep Man's previous turn!
...Don't expect a thank you from me. In fact, consider this an exchange of favors for not destroying you or Alpha right now.Beta Shadow tries Element Blast: Impact on Sheep Man!
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 11:46pm
Edited on 2019/03/17 at 11:55pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 11:46pm
Edited 2019/03/17 at 11:55pm
#13
The Sniper Jack proceeds to fire off a set of incendiary shots at Aeon, Beta Shadow, and The Letter L.
Two shots hit Aeon! 40 Damage inflicted!
The Sniper Jack then proceeds to reload with nanomachine-infused bullets.
_____________________________________________________________
After coping down the memories of GRAND NOVA, the purple smoke heads to its next target, the Wish Core. However, the lights go out. When it reaches the target, it finds the note and enters a rage. If it could speak, it would likely spew out foul words not meant to be heard by anyone living or otherwise.
Two shots hit Aeon! 40 Damage inflicted!
Aeon was burned!
One shot hits Beta Shadow! 20 Damage Inflicted!Beta Shadow felt his skin go up in flames! Beta Shadow was burned!
One shot hits The Letter L! 0 Damage Inflicted!The Sniper Jack then proceeds to reload with nanomachine-infused bullets.
_____________________________________________________________
After coping down the memories of GRAND NOVA, the purple smoke heads to its next target, the Wish Core. However, the lights go out. When it reaches the target, it finds the note and enters a rage. If it could speak, it would likely spew out foul words not meant to be heard by anyone living or otherwise.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 2:57am
Posted 2019/03/18 at 2:57am
#14
Actually he was try to protect Clash since everyone was targeting him Beta Shadow
Anyway continue the story
Anyway continue the story
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 4:14am
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 4:20am
Posted 2019/03/18 at 4:14am
Edited 2019/03/18 at 4:20am
#15
The Letter L feels POWER
The letter L attempt a to break sheep mans exisistence...He splits into the 4 time cores!
TIME SLOW!TIME STOPPER!CENTAUR FLASH!BRIGHT FLASH (or whatever) {man this feels good}
The letter L attempt a to break sheep mans exisistence...He splits into the 4 time cores!
TIME SLOW!TIME STOPPER!CENTAUR FLASH!BRIGHT FLASH (or whatever) {man this feels good}
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 4:22am
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 4:25am
Posted 2019/03/18 at 4:22am
Edited 2019/03/18 at 4:25am
#16
Mighty was somehow not woken up by the Megaphones, but he senses a fluctuation in the power of the Rogue Stars caused by Null taking Beta's Elec Rogue Star. This manifests as a power outage in his nightmare, where he's stuck in a strange elevator in a building which surpasses all laws of both physics and common sense.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 11:06am
Posted 2019/03/18 at 11:06am
#17
The Sniper Jack fires off three nano-machine shots at The Letter L. However, the bullets were slowed by the effects of the TIME SLOW! TIME STOPPER! CENTAUR FLASH! BRIGHT FLASH! combination.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 11:40am
Posted 2019/03/18 at 11:40am
#18
Correction, Mighty: It was Sheep Man's Rouge Star. But regardless...
Alpha Miser joined the battle! (Right in front of Sniper Jack, might I add. Might I also add as soon as the bullets were at a relative distance away in a manner of which they won't hit him.)
Well, now. You look like the face of someone who needs to get their priorities straight, considering you've been shooting at everyone.
...Well, almost everyone. And that meaning everyone but me...
Alpha Miser grabs all of Sniper Jack's bullets and turns them towards Sniper Jack
...And yourself. I'll give you time to think about who's side you're REALLY on in this fight.
Alpha Miser joined the battle! (Right in front of Sniper Jack, might I add. Might I also add as soon as the bullets were at a relative distance away in a manner of which they won't hit him.)
Well, now. You look like the face of someone who needs to get their priorities straight, considering you've been shooting at everyone. ...Well, almost everyone. And that meaning everyone but me...Alpha Miser grabs all of Sniper Jack's bullets and turns them towards Sniper Jack
...And yourself. I'll give you time to think about who's side you're REALLY on in this fight.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 12:29pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 12:29pm
#19
Hey who know One Punch
Well let me introduce you
ONE PUNCH MAN
He punches Alpha Miser in the face so hard he cane back to the same position then he did it again and again
Well let me introduce you
ONE PUNCH MAN
He punches Alpha Miser in the face so hard he cane back to the same position then he did it again and again
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 12:44pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 12:44pm
#20
The Letter L grabs the Sniper Jack and warps off with him
You seem to have a beef with us....what do you want?
You seem to have a beef with us....what do you want?
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