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The Absurd Roleplay
October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
Yoshi2020
Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 3:13pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 3:19pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 3:13pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 3:19pm
#1
The Temporal Rewind doesn't work on Sheep Man, as group attacks don't work on him when he's in the form of clouds!
Cloud A used Thunder Wool Strike on Alternate Aeon! 2450 damage! Alternate Aeon was rekt!
Cloud B used Thunder Wool Strike on Beta Shadow!
Cloud C used Thunder Wool Strike on Beta Shadow!
Cloud D used Thunder Wool Strike on Beta Shadow!
Cloud A used Thunder Wool Strike on Alternate Aeon! 2450 damage! Alternate Aeon was rekt!
Cloud B used Thunder Wool Strike on Beta Shadow!
Cloud C used Thunder Wool Strike on Beta Shadow!
Cloud D used Thunder Wool Strike on Beta Shadow!
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 3:36pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 3:36pm
#2
Thunder Wool Strike deals a total of 8560 damage to Beta Shadow!
Ugh, 
it, how do we stop him from turning into clouds?
...I think I have a plan. But you'll have to trust me on this, alright?
... *Sigh* Fine. But you'd better know what you're doing.
Good. First, we'll use at least this turn to focus on Recovery. We can't hit Sheep Man while he's split up like this, so we'll need to wait until he combines.
Wait, what if he just decides to stay split apart?
Well, in that case maybe Alternate Aeon will think of something once we revive him. No plan's perfect.
Parallel Beta Shadow casts Time Cure on Beta Shadow! Beta Shadow recovers by 6430 Health!
Beta Shadow casts Heal Prayer on Alternate Aeon!
Ugh, it, how do we stop him from turning into clouds? ...I think I have a plan. But you'll have to trust me on this, alright? ... *Sigh* Fine. But you'd better know what you're doing. Good. First, we'll use at least this turn to focus on Recovery. We can't hit Sheep Man while he's split up like this, so we'll need to wait until he combines. Wait, what if he just decides to stay split apart? Well, in that case maybe Alternate Aeon will think of something once we revive him. No plan's perfect.Parallel Beta Shadow casts Time Cure on Beta Shadow! Beta Shadow recovers by 6430 Health!
Beta Shadow casts Heal Prayer on Alternate Aeon!
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 4:01pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 4:08pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 4:01pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 4:08pm
#3
Sheep Man stays split up for now.
Alternate Aeon was revived!
Cloud A used Defense Break on Beta Shadow!
Cloud B used Defense Break on Parallel Beta Shadow!
Cloud C used Thunder Wool Strike on Alternate Aeon! 2450 damage! Alternate Aeon was rekt again!
Cloud D used Thunder Wool Strike on Parallel Beta Shadow!
Alternate Aeon was revived!
Cloud A used Defense Break on Beta Shadow!
Cloud B used Defense Break on Parallel Beta Shadow!
Cloud C used Thunder Wool Strike on Alternate Aeon! 2450 damage! Alternate Aeon was rekt again!
Cloud D used Thunder Wool Strike on Parallel Beta Shadow!
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 4:02pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 4:02pm
#4
@RotomSlashBlast : Can I count If so it does 9870
And he use casts Energy Boost to recover 5300 health If not tell me to delete it.
And he use casts Energy Boost to recover 5300 health If not tell me to delete it.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 4:08pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 4:09pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 4:08pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 4:09pm
#5
@Salt : You aren't even IN this fight, dude.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 4:21pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 4:21pm
#6
@RotomSlashBlast : I’ll take that as a no Wow people do hate me eh
Since I like Tornado Man I made
This Tornadoid
He casted a spell which auto heal until it wants to stop
Since I like Tornado Man I made
This Tornadoid
He casted a spell which auto heal until it wants to stop
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 4:27pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 4:43pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 4:27pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 4:43pm
#7
Thunder Wool Strike deals 4510 damage to Parallel Beta Shadow!
Parallel Beta Shadow casts Time Cure on Alternate Aeon!
Alright, enough of this .
Beta Shadow changes into Full Release Shadow!
Health fully recovered!
Max Health increased by 10000!
Attack increased by 5000!
Defense increased by 5000!
Speed increased by 5000!
Evasion increased by 5000!
Alright, you overhyped wool-bag, PREPARE TO BE KA KA KACHI DAZE'D!
...Or you WOULD be by now, if it wasn't for the fact that my transformation took an entire turn to do.
Parallel Beta Shadow casts Time Cure on Alternate Aeon!
Alright, enough of this .Beta Shadow changes into Full Release Shadow!
Health fully recovered!
Max Health increased by 10000!
Attack increased by 5000!
Defense increased by 5000!
Speed increased by 5000!
Evasion increased by 5000!
Alright, you overhyped wool-bag, PREPARE TO BE KA KA KACHI DAZE'D! ...Or you WOULD be by now, if it wasn't for the fact that my transformation took an entire turn to do.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 5:14pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 5:35pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 5:14pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 5:35pm
#8
Alternate Aeon was revived and fully healed!
The clouds form back into Sheep Man!
Okay, to be fair, I'M probably the one who instigated this cheat-off. But I shan't fail! In case you haven't realized yet, I've still got max attack, and both of you still have lowered defense!
Sheep Man used Core Laser on Parallel Beta Shad-
Yeah no, I'm using your own illegal ammo against you this time.
Alternate Aeon tried PK Flash α! Sheep Man can't see a damn thing! The Core Laser missed!
ARGH! What's going on!? I can't see a damn thing!
Look at that, now you're ten times easier to kill!
...Now, Alternate Aeon, you wouldn't hurt a BLIND person, would yo-
Alternate Aeon attacks! CRITICAL HIT!! Sheep Man took 200 damage!
Of COURSE I would, why would I use that in battle if I didn't plan on beating you up afterwards!?
The clouds form back into Sheep Man!
Okay, to be fair, I'M probably the one who instigated this cheat-off. But I shan't fail! In case you haven't realized yet, I've still got max attack, and both of you still have lowered defense!Sheep Man used Core Laser on Parallel Beta Shad-
Yeah no, I'm using your own illegal ammo against you this time.Alternate Aeon tried PK Flash α! Sheep Man can't see a damn thing! The Core Laser missed!
ARGH! What's going on!? I can't see a damn thing! Look at that, now you're ten times easier to kill! ...Now, Alternate Aeon, you wouldn't hurt a BLIND person, would yo-Alternate Aeon attacks! CRITICAL HIT!! Sheep Man took 200 damage!
Of COURSE I would, why would I use that in battle if I didn't plan on beating you up afterwards!?
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 5:37pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 5:37pm
#9
Full Release Shadow attacks Sheep Man with Ka Ka Kachi Daze! (Deals 5 hard-hitting attacks, not enough to kill Sheep, but enough to weaken him.)
Parallel Beta Shadow charges an extra-powerful attack...
Last chance, Sheep Man! This next attack will Incinerate you, down to your IC Chip unless you give us what we want!
Parallel Beta Shadow charges an extra-powerful attack...
Last chance, Sheep Man! This next attack will Incinerate you, down to your IC Chip unless you give us what we want!
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 5:48pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 5:51pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 5:48pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 5:51pm
#10
You won't be able to incinerate me if I'm A CLOUD, imbecile!Sheep Man splits into 4 clouds AGAIN.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 5:55pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 5:55pm
#11
The Letter L re appears...holding a dead body...that seems to be Sniper Jack
HEY PIPSQUEAK DEAL WITH A REAAAL ELECTRIC CORE WHY DON'T YA?
He squishes the clouds back into Sheep Man
NOW BURN IN HELLLL!
The Letter L stops,contemplating his rage,realizing he just murdered(he thinks at least) someone, and is trying to kill another...
HEY PIPSQUEAK DEAL WITH A REAAAL ELECTRIC CORE WHY DON'T YA?He squishes the clouds back into Sheep Man
NOW BURN IN HELLLL!
The Letter L stops,contemplating his rage,realizing he just murdered(he thinks at least) someone, and is trying to kill another...
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 6:28pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 6:39pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 6:28pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 6:39pm
#12
Then suddenly........
Wily sent me here...do you know who I am?I am your destruction ...I am here to end you L.......Wily needs you for evil and your everything BUT!I AM BOND MAN!I AM YOUR END!
His eyes turn red....
NOW DIEE!
He gains power from all of the robot masters ever built....as Wily in the original MM universe had made stronger versions of all of them...
Wily sent me here...do you know who I am?I am your destruction ...I am here to end you L.......Wily needs you for evil and your everything BUT!I AM BOND MAN!I AM YOUR END!His eyes turn red....
NOW DIEE!He gains power from all of the robot masters ever built....as Wily in the original MM universe had made stronger versions of all of them...
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 7:30pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 7:33pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 7:30pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 7:33pm
#13
The Letter L's hands simply phased through the clouds! (What did you expect?)
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 7:43pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 7:43pm
#14
Ah, but that's where you're wrong, my frenemy! Clouds are still a form of matter, you see... And no form of matter will be able to withstand...Parallel Beta Shadow casts The End of Time!
All four of Sheep Man's clouds are sent to the End of Time (surpassing ALL immunities to time shenanigans), leaving behind only the SOL Needles he held! And then, Sheep Man (or rather his clouds) are forced to witness as a Reversed Big Bang occurs, destroying all of the Universe in that point of time!
...Though, oddly enough, it appears that the "End of Time" is seemingly occurring about a few weeks from now... Actually, come to think of it, it was less of a "Reversed Big Bang" and more of "the Universe just ceased to exist"... Odd. Regardless, seeing as there is no escape given, Sheep Man appears to be
ed.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 7:55pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 8:08pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 7:55pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 8:08pm
#15
...Well , I guess I can't argue with that.Sheep Man was instakilled!
...Hey purple dude, mind casting that on that walking glue bottle over there, too? (referring to Bond Man)
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 8:08pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 8:16pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 8:08pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 8:16pm
#16
...Very well. But in return, you, Shadow, and Letter L will follow me. We have some pressing matters to attend to....And they're gone. Whoops. (See post below)
...Well then. They're of no concern to us, anyways... But what I'm about to show you is EVERYONE'S concern.Parallel Beta Shadow opens up a portal for Beta Shadow, Alternate Aeon, and the Letter L to follow him through. Alpha Miser warps next to Parallel Beta Shadow, the two of them giving each other a nod, before Alpha Miser warps off, opening up portals one by one to all versions of Aeon so they, too, can see what's going on, before returning to Parallel Beta Shadow.
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 8:13pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 8:13pm
#17
sure...Bond Man warps off with The Letter L too another dimension...don't bother em...
Posted on March 18th, 2019 at 8:32pm
Edited on 2019/03/18 at 8:45pm
Posted 2019/03/18 at 8:32pm
Edited 2019/03/18 at 8:45pm
#18
The corpse of the Sniper Jack was left behind.
As The Letter L had the corpse of the Sniper Jack, The Letter L (possibly unknowingly)gained the following item: Sniper Jack's Shield (+10DEF). It appears to have a star on the front of it.
_______________________________________________
The smoke finally seemed to calm down. Slightly. As its dark inside of GRAND NOVA, the purple smoke looked for an exit. However, it kept bumping into everything.
As The Letter L had the corpse of the Sniper Jack, The Letter L (possibly unknowingly)gained the following item: Sniper Jack's Shield (+10DEF). It appears to have a star on the front of it.
_______________________________________________
The smoke finally seemed to calm down. Slightly. As its dark inside of GRAND NOVA, the purple smoke looked for an exit. However, it kept bumping into everything.
Posted on March 19th, 2019 at 12:30am
Posted 2019/03/19 at 12:30am
#19
Tch, I can't belive they just... LEFT the needles laying around, for me to pick up. Plus, I was able to copy that ability.. I think Alternate Aeon called it PK Hex or something like that, so I'll be able to pull THIS one, too. It's a damn shame that Sniper Jack was offed, though. Plus, while I copied most of the OTHER abliities that were used and ALSO copied that End of Time ability, I highly doubt I'll EVER be able to have enough Weapon Energy to use the latter at all. Better grab those needles first though; They're going to have one HELL of a surprise when they get back. As they say, he who hesitates is lost!
The "mysterious" figure then grabs the needles and warps off.
Posted on March 19th, 2019 at 6:00am
Posted 2019/03/19 at 6:00am
#20
The Letter L returns
Welp we have officially become unstoppable,Bond Mans an idiot and forget about the fact WE can fuse
ETERNAL POWER IS OURS NOW...so I guess we better go check out that thing arrowhead was talking about
Welp we have officially become unstoppable,Bond Mans an idiot and forget about the fact WE can fuse ETERNAL POWER IS OURS NOW...so I guess we better go check out that thing arrowhead was talking about
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