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The Absurd Roleplay
October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
Yoshi2020
Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 6:10pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 6:10pm
#1
"The Doc Robot runs, looking for the Skull Reaper"
...Or that would've happened, if it weren't for the fact that the Doc Robot ran right square into Skull Reaper. However, it doesn't seem to phase Skull Reaper at all.
...I thought you called me so you didn't have to do any of the work for yourself... But then again, no wonder you called me to begin with. You hardly even stood a chance.
You...! Tell us what happened to Metal Man unit Saw Man at once!
...I see. What bold words and a bold expression to confront me with... Tell me, as an "Enker unit", as you may, you're the leader of your bunch, correct?
That's right, I am Enker of the Hunter Units, leader and combats expert, and one of King Wily's elite members, and if you don't give back our comrade right now, then I shall-
Looking Enker square in the eyes, Skull Reaper pulls out the Skull Scythe and slashes Enker clean in half, stealing his soul as he turns towards everyone else.
...Anyone else have any bold words to say? Come now, don't be shy.
...Or that would've happened, if it weren't for the fact that the Doc Robot ran right square into Skull Reaper. However, it doesn't seem to phase Skull Reaper at all.
...I thought you called me so you didn't have to do any of the work for yourself... But then again, no wonder you called me to begin with. You hardly even stood a chance. You...! Tell us what happened to Metal Man unit Saw Man at once! ...I see. What bold words and a bold expression to confront me with... Tell me, as an "Enker unit", as you may, you're the leader of your bunch, correct? That's right, I am Enker of the Hunter Units, leader and combats expert, and one of King Wily's elite members, and if you don't give back our comrade right now, then I shall-Looking Enker square in the eyes, Skull Reaper pulls out the Skull Scythe and slashes Enker clean in half, stealing his soul as he turns towards everyone else.
...Anyone else have any bold words to say? Come now, don't be shy.
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 6:13pm
Edited on 2019/03/21 at 6:24pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 6:13pm
Edited 2019/03/21 at 6:24pm
#2
Yeah I got something...SPIKED WALL MAN!Spiked Wall Man appears!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESpiked Wall man attacks Skull Reaper!
(also side note,isnt ballade the leader?Or is enker being leader just some weird multiverse thing going on?)
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 6:18pm
Edited on 2019/03/21 at 6:57pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 6:18pm
Edited 2019/03/21 at 6:57pm
#3
Unfortunately, Skull Reaper is apparently immune to spikes!
Pitiful.
Skull Reaper slashes through Spiked Wall Man before heading for Needle Man(?), looking to steal his soul! However, a yellow spiked ball knocks him out of the way...
If you want go get to that PUNK, you'll have to get through this PUNK, PUNK
(Do you even know what Punk means!?)
The yellow Punk lobs a few Screw Crushers at Skull Reaper, who blocks them with Skull Barrier.
Two can play at that.
Skull Reaper throws a few Metal Blades at the yellow Punk, one of which cuts off his arm.
...Actually, real talk, I'm renaming these miscolored MMKs in order to avoid confusion with the real deal.
Green Enker is now Trot
Yellow Punk is now Funk (I know, real clever)
Red Ballade is now Vaporwave
(Also, iirc, official sources declare Enker the leader, or at the very least he's the first of the bunch.)
Pitiful.Skull Reaper slashes through Spiked Wall Man before heading for Needle Man(?), looking to steal his soul! However, a yellow spiked ball knocks him out of the way...
If you want go get to that PUNK, you'll have to get through this PUNK, PUNK (Do you even know what Punk means!?)The yellow Punk lobs a few Screw Crushers at Skull Reaper, who blocks them with Skull Barrier.
Two can play at that.Skull Reaper throws a few Metal Blades at the yellow Punk, one of which cuts off his arm.
...Actually, real talk, I'm renaming these miscolored MMKs in order to avoid confusion with the real deal.
Green Enker is now Trot Yellow Punk is now Funk (I know, real clever) Red Ballade is now Vaporwave(Also, iirc, official sources declare Enker the leader, or at the very least he's the first of the bunch.)
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 6:35pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 6:35pm
#4
(the needle man is part of the Letter L,if I ever introduce a character that isnt trying to beat the shee out of L its part of him)
Anyways the real upgraded Mega Man killers arrive!
Hey Skull Reaper!Kill L all you want,as long as you give us his soul...anyways but if you kill our alternate versions THATS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!
The Letter L switches to Pharaoh God and uses a like really powerful Pharaoh Shot!Gemini Jesus Also Pitches in with his...100 clones?As they all uses Gemini Laser
BURN BABY BURN!
LASER!x100
Most of the shots miss...
Anyways the real upgraded Mega Man killers arrive!
Hey Skull Reaper!Kill L all you want,as long as you give us his soul...anyways but if you kill our alternate versions THATS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!The Letter L switches to Pharaoh God and uses a like really powerful Pharaoh Shot!Gemini Jesus Also Pitches in with his...100 clones?As they all uses Gemini Laser
BURN BABY BURN! LASER!x100Most of the shots miss...
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 6:50pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 6:50pm
#5
...Hmph.Skull Reaper takes out his scythe and begins to absorb both the Pharaoh Shot and all the lasers that would've hit.
Mirror Buster!Skull Reaper then launches an EXTREMELY large blast at Letter L of which equals TWICE the power of the energy absorbed!
Word of the wise, Enker: Don't tell me how to do my job. You might be next on my list.
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 6:58pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 6:58pm
#6
sure.....Enker gets in the way of the shot and uses his mirror buster! The two reflect the shots over and over until it literally implodes and dissapears
Doc Robot! I have an idea! (idea share idea share)The Doc Robot Scans L,copying is abilites!
OHHHHHHH YEAH! WHY DIDN'T I DO THIS EARLIER!Rockman Shadow Arrives!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 7:04pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 7:04pm
#7
...You hired me to kill this guy, and now you're trying to defend him? ...Yeah, I think I know the PERFECT price for the mission you've put me on...
...Your lives.Skull Reaper then warps right in front of Enker and begins to assault Enker with Quick Boomerangs!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 7:17pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 7:17pm
#8
defend him?Bull,I'm trying to save my allies.A leader never leaves another man behind...please go right ahead.Kill L.He glues L in place
Rockman shadow attempts to save enker,buts it's too late...he explodes...however,he takes the soul before skull reaper can take it.
meanwhile...
They still aren't back yet?Fine then...time for.....
BUFF WILY!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 7:25pm
Edited on 2019/03/21 at 7:34pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 7:25pm
Edited 2019/03/21 at 7:34pm
#9
Suddenly, a Bullet With No Name is fired at Skull Reaper!
Yeah I'll have to ask you to do me a solid and stop right there, criminal scum.
Oh COME ON, dude! We both agreed that I'D be the one dishing out memes! That's kinda by gimmick, after all!
What, and I'd let an alternate tomline version of myself become a bland character that does nothing but spout memes? Might I remind who's still keeping these tomlines SEPERATE over here? Either way, we've got a task to focus on, and it involves making Skull Reaper DIE.
(Theme music:) ♪ Multi-Universal Temporal Hope ~ Gear Shine! (Galeem)
Trimarc then lets loose a wave of Flex Spray at Skull Reaper!
Yeah I'll have to ask you to do me a solid and stop right there, criminal scum. Oh COME ON, dude! We both agreed that I'D be the one dishing out memes! That's kinda by gimmick, after all! What, and I'd let an alternate tomline version of myself become a bland character that does nothing but spout memes? Might I remind who's still keeping these tomlines SEPERATE over here? Either way, we've got a task to focus on, and it involves making Skull Reaper DIE.(Theme music:) ♪ Multi-Universal Temporal Hope ~ Gear Shine! (Galeem)
Trimarc then lets loose a wave of Flex Spray at Skull Reaper!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 7:37pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 7:37pm
#10
hhurrrraH!The Letter L jumps out of the glue!He uses Time Stopper on Doc Robot!He stars heading towards skull reaper,
Bring it on!This armor is inpenatrable!*puts on crash man helmet* NOW ITS EVEN BETTER! BEGONE!He jumps on top of skull reaper!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 7:43pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 7:43pm
#11
That blast was aimed for Letter L. No more, no less. But fine, I will kill L, just as you said. But don't get in the way of my attacks or tell me how to do my job from this point on, otherwise he's YOUR kill. Now then... Time to finish the job.Shadow Reaper pulls out his scythe and prepares to kill off the Letter L. However, the Bullet With No Name narrowly grazes him.
...Well, now. Someone's eager to defend their friend.Vaporwave stands besides Alternate Aeon and goes into his second form!
We will not let you have your way! Yeah, PUNK! We're going to crush you!Skull Reaper then avoids the Flex Spray, but is jumped on by Letter L. However, it leaves less of an impact that L would've imagined.
*To Doc Robot's crew* If you would like to be useful, you can deal with the excess fighters. I'll handle my own target.
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 7:47pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 7:47pm
#12
Suddenly,a bunch of star droids appear,and merge with the melted dark man goop....
Buff Wily has arrived,and is hovering over the scene.
The Other Mega Man Killers and Rockman shadow have a plan...they go to an alternate universe to find 3 robots,that almost everyone has forgotten.....
Buff Wily has arrived,and is hovering over the scene.
The Other Mega Man Killers and Rockman shadow have a plan...they go to an alternate universe to find 3 robots,that almost everyone has forgotten.....
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 7:49pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 7:49pm
#13
Parallel Aeon 1 summons a bunch of fiery tornadoes and hurls them at Skull Reaper!
Trimarc pulls out a RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR and fires RAWKITS at Skull Reaper!
Trimarc pulls out a RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR and fires RAWKITS at Skull Reaper!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 7:58pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 7:58pm
#14
Skull Reaper avoids the tornadoes and blocks the RAWKITS with Skull Barrier.
You think I haven't handled missions like this? Where friends try to protect my target? Be fortunate, by far in terms of how long those like you lasted, you're in 10th place!
Skull Reaper then fires a round of armor-piercing lasers at Parallel Aeon 1 and Trimarc that travels at speeds faster than light and sound combined!
You think I haven't handled missions like this? Where friends try to protect my target? Be fortunate, by far in terms of how long those like you lasted, you're in 10th place!Skull Reaper then fires a round of armor-piercing lasers at Parallel Aeon 1 and Trimarc that travels at speeds faster than light and sound combined!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 8:11pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 8:11pm
#15
Trimarc takes 4500 damage!
The attack doesn't affect Parallel Aeon 1.
Alright then, let me ask you a question.
You ever hear about the Memelord, whose SOUL was broken into 14 fragments?
Parallel Aeon 1 uses the forbidden ability Speed Slow on Skull Reaper!
Trimarc starts chargin' his lazah!
The attack doesn't affect Parallel Aeon 1.
Alright then, let me ask you a question. You ever hear about the Memelord, whose SOUL was broken into 14 fragments?Parallel Aeon 1 uses the forbidden ability Speed Slow on Skull Reaper!
Trimarc starts chargin' his lazah!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 8:29pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 8:29pm
#16
The Speed Slow lowered his speed, but his Evil Energy reserves raised it right back up!
Hm, the Memelord... I've heard of him from one of my targets. A member of some group of people called the Ancients™ a century or so ago.
Actually, funny story about them: The guy apparently had friends that stood up for him.
Skull Reaper warps right in front of Trimarc.
They were 5th place. Strange... you're beginning to remind me of them.
Skull Reaper then chops Trimarc in the neck with his hand, then warps behind Parallel Aeon 1, ready to slice him in half with a Metal Blade.
Hm, the Memelord... I've heard of him from one of my targets. A member of some group of people called the Ancients™ a century or so ago. Actually, funny story about them: The guy apparently had friends that stood up for him.Skull Reaper warps right in front of Trimarc.
They were 5th place. Strange... you're beginning to remind me of them.Skull Reaper then chops Trimarc in the neck with his hand, then warps behind Parallel Aeon 1, ready to slice him in half with a Metal Blade.
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 8:38pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 8:38pm
#17
Parallel Aeon 1 erased the time in which Skull Reaper's turn happened and countered with Bright Burst!
Now, don't worry, that time-erasure ability has a cooldown. Not that you'd benefit from knowing tha-.
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZARGH!!
Trimarc fires his lazah at Skull Reaper!
Now, don't worry, that time-erasure ability has a cooldown. Not that you'd benefit from knowing tha-. IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZARGH!!Trimarc fires his lazah at Skull Reaper!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 8:41pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 8:41pm
#18
"Hey! Back off!"
Skull Reaper was covered in a shield.
"FIRE IT! FIRE IT! YOU CAN FIRE IT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT AND KEEP PROTECTION! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!"
Skull Reaper was covered in a shield.
"FIRE IT! FIRE IT! YOU CAN FIRE IT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT AND KEEP PROTECTION! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!"
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 8:49pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 8:49pm
#19
Unfortunately, the shield blocked off the LAZAH that was going to hit Skull Reaper.
...Hrmph. There's no end to your persistence, now is there?
Skull Reaper warps out of the shield and right behind Vaporwave and Funk.
Fine, then. I'll be back for him later... When he's all alone, and when I've grown stronger. But I won't leave here without nothing to take with me...
Skull Reaper slashes Vaporwave and Funk, stealing their souls...
...We will meet again, Letter L.
Skull Reaper warps away, leaving behind no trace of where he warped off to, but does leave behind the same note he left when he killed GRAND NOVA.
Right as Skull Reaper was teleporting off, Beta Shadow appears.
it, a few moments too late!
...Hrmph. There's no end to your persistence, now is there?Skull Reaper warps out of the shield and right behind Vaporwave and Funk.
Fine, then. I'll be back for him later... When he's all alone, and when I've grown stronger. But I won't leave here without nothing to take with me...Skull Reaper slashes Vaporwave and Funk, stealing their souls...
...We will meet again, Letter L.Skull Reaper warps away, leaving behind no trace of where he warped off to, but does leave behind the same note he left when he killed GRAND NOVA.
Right as Skull Reaper was teleporting off, Beta Shadow appears.
it, a few moments too late!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 8:56pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 8:56pm
#20
"Hey, want me to help?"
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