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The Absurd Roleplay
October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
Yoshi2020
Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 8:58pm
Edited on 2019/03/21 at 9:02pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 8:58pm
Edited 2019/03/21 at 9:02pm
#1
YOU IDIOT! You just allowed him to get away! Seriously, why would you even DO that!?
Argh, there's gotta be a way to at least weaken him. Maybe we gotta pump him full of Justice Energy?
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 8:58pm
Edited on 2019/03/21 at 9:04pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 8:58pm
Edited 2019/03/21 at 9:04pm
#2
...Help? YOU want to help!? After ALL the trouble you and your team caused us!? GRAND NOVA would never have erased Universe 3 the first time if you didn't butt in with your constant "sudden explosions"! In fact, none of this would have happened PERIOD if you just decided you didn't want to fight anyone when this all started! And we could've actually GOTTEN Skull Reaper if you didn't jump in, and you want to HELP!?
I think you "helped" QUITE ENOUGH!Beta Shadow smacks Yoshi and turns to the others.
...I'm going back to where Parallel was. Maybe he'll have a plan.Beta Shadow warps off.
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 9:10pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 9:10pm
#3
Ok I'm on mobile so I'm just gonna list stuff that happens
The dark man blob reforms,with the power of stardroids,buff wily does nothing,The doc robot is still frozen in time,the other killers and rkmanshadow are still looking for those "3 totally not dos robots"
And the letter L hides,hoping that if he hides for a while his power will eventually reach its full potential because his power is still growing because of the mass fuse.
The dark man blob reforms,with the power of stardroids,buff wily does nothing,The doc robot is still frozen in time,the other killers and rkmanshadow are still looking for those "3 totally not dos robots"
And the letter L hides,hoping that if he hides for a while his power will eventually reach its full potential because his power is still growing because of the mass fuse.
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 9:52pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 9:52pm
#4
"Fine... I'll go help Skull Reaper instead."
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 10:49pm
Edited on 2019/03/21 at 10:54pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 10:49pm
Edited 2019/03/21 at 10:54pm
#5
Something fades in and out of reality next to the note. It appears to be a figure, albeit distorted as if it was a hologram.
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 11:51am
Edited on 2019/03/22 at 11:53am
Posted 2019/03/22 at 11:51am
Edited 2019/03/22 at 11:53am
#6
Alright, now let me explain what I meant by saying "thing that may help you" Two years ago or so when I've entered this world, knowing that something world-threatening event would eventually happen here, I have created 1337×420^69 clones of myself to collect data about every intelligent being living in this, and the nearby galaxies that has some kind of evil intentions. This has resulted in a giant list about every beings actions. I have shrinked it down to "who would make use of the wish core", so there apparently are only 969 beings that have plans which include obtaining the wish core..
Now, there's a little problem, and the problem is that I have been shut down for some unknown reason for the last 1/6th of the year, which is why the information might not be that helpful.Winston pulls out a hologram projector out of his pocket
This thing here contains the information I have, and I don't need any kind of payment, what do you think?
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 12:05pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 12:05pm
#7
@GammaGhost : Uh there's already a figure for now I'll call him Tornado Man MK-1
Tornado Man Mk-1 now took Salt's position but he was some how sent to Winston
Salt :Oh Hi there what's you name? I'm been sent here by a mysterious figure
@TheCreativeEye :)
Tornado Man Mk-1 now took Salt's position but he was some how sent to Winston
Salt :Oh Hi there what's you name? I'm been sent here by a mysterious figure
@TheCreativeEye :)
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 12:11pm
Edited on 2019/03/22 at 12:18pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 12:11pm
Edited 2019/03/22 at 12:18pm
#8
Doc Robot is still not moving...something frees him
Jesus...what happened?Hmm looks like reaper is gone...and so is L?WAIT?WHERE IS EVERYONE?Oh...there are some people....
He goes over to Winston,unknowing that they are helping out humble heroes.He feels an ominous being looming around him...
Winston,does there happen to be an "Albert Wily" on that list?AM I ON THERE?HOW MUCH OF A JACKASS AM I?
Jesus...what happened?Hmm looks like reaper is gone...and so is L?WAIT?WHERE IS EVERYONE?Oh...there are some people....He goes over to Winston,unknowing that they are helping out humble heroes.He feels an ominous being looming around him...
Winston,does there happen to be an "Albert Wily" on that list?AM I ON THERE?HOW MUCH OF A JACKASS AM I?
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 1:44pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 1:44pm
#9
This will help out quite a lot. Thank you, kind sir.Beta Shadow then finally arrives.
Parallel, did you come up with anything to help us out with-
...Wait, who's this fine-dressed gentleman? And why is there a table with tea?
Ah, yes. Beta, this is Sir Winston. Sir Winston, this is Beta Shadow.
A pleasure to meet you, Sir Winston.
Anyways, Parallel-
It's, uh, Delta Paradox now. ...Oh, uh, alright. So uh, do we have any plans to find who has the Wish Core? The good news is, Sir Winston here has a hologram projector that holds information on all villains in this universe!
The bad news is, we have 969 villains who wants the Wish Core. It's at least smaller than how many villains there ARE, but still... ...Hm... ...Say, Winston. Out of the 969 villains who wants the Wish Core, how many of them would be too lazy- for a lack of a better word- to try to take the Wish Core themselves?
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 2:18pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 2:18pm
#10
Collateral Aeon starts wondering where that Beta Light guy went.
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 2:30pm
Edited on 2019/03/22 at 3:13pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 2:30pm
Edited 2019/03/22 at 3:13pm
#11
Salt was able to record it into it's head
Salt: What core? Also, I think you forgot to include the figure which looks similar to tornado man
Salt: What core? Also, I think you forgot to include the figure which looks similar to tornado man
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 3:25pm
Edited on 2019/03/22 at 4:09pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 3:25pm
Edited 2019/03/22 at 4:09pm
#12
Oh g'day, my full name is Sir Winston Burns the Fourth, but to simplify things just call me Winston, or Sir WinstonWinston then turns around and sees the doc robot
Oh!
Yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen his name there..Why would you be asking, though?And then, Beta Shadow appears
Alright.. So, gentlemen, I would stay here longer and keep this conversation going, but I have, let's just say, a meeting marked with a certain personAnd I'm running out of time, so...A flying engine train spaceship thingy can be seen flying in their direction
If anyone is interested in my help.. You are welcome to hop aboard! I will explain everything there.The train stops near them, Winston enters the, weirdly, only train wagon and sits down at one of the tables, while trying to calm down and restore his British accent
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 4:09pm
Edited on 2019/03/22 at 4:14pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 4:09pm
Edited 2019/03/22 at 4:14pm
#13
Mighty comes aboard the train.
Wow, this wagon is rather nice-looking!
...Can I just ask where we're headed?
Wow, this wagon is rather nice-looking!...Can I just ask where we're headed?
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 4:14pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 4:14pm
#14
Beta Shadow, Delta Paradox, and Alpha Fire looks at each other and nods, then proceeds to join Winston on the train.
Finally, Beta Light (now Zeta Light) catches up to Collateral Aeon, with a bit of a different look than previously.
Sorry about that, you're actually faster than I figured you'd be. Also, is it me or are we missing out on something important?
Anyways, we should be able to find at least one of them right around... There!
Zeta Light opens up a nearby bush, revealing a total of 3 Alpha Stones!
Perfect! 3 down, 17 to go! Hopefully there'll be more of them in bunches like these...
Why, thank you for finding those for me. I'll be taking those, thanks.
H-huh? Who are you supposed to be!?
So you don't know who I am? Not surprising... I always WAS the one everyone forgets about. But soon... The whole world will remember the name...
The figure reveals itself...
...Of Sargent Ghost!
...You're not serious.
I'm ALWAYS serious. I'm here, whether you like it or not. And I am here for the Alpha Seeds, so that I, Sargent Ghost, may obtain my Alpha Stone, and prove once and for all how "weak" I actually am!
(Good lord, he even has the misspelled name from way back when... Ugh, I'm embarrassed that I was even worried for a moment there...)
...You're not even CLOSE to taking me seriously. Hmph, fine, I expected nothing less from you anyways.
But right now... THIS is the moment... Where I earn my well-deserved recognition!
Suddenly, Zeta Light and Collateral Aeon are placed in a Deltarune-styled battle system against Sargent Ghost.
Finally, Beta Light (now Zeta Light) catches up to Collateral Aeon, with a bit of a different look than previously.
Sorry about that, you're actually faster than I figured you'd be. Also, is it me or are we missing out on something important? Anyways, we should be able to find at least one of them right around... There!Zeta Light opens up a nearby bush, revealing a total of 3 Alpha Stones!
Perfect! 3 down, 17 to go! Hopefully there'll be more of them in bunches like these... Why, thank you for finding those for me. I'll be taking those, thanks. H-huh? Who are you supposed to be!? So you don't know who I am? Not surprising... I always WAS the one everyone forgets about. But soon... The whole world will remember the name...The figure reveals itself...
...Of Sargent Ghost! ...You're not serious. I'm ALWAYS serious. I'm here, whether you like it or not. And I am here for the Alpha Seeds, so that I, Sargent Ghost, may obtain my Alpha Stone, and prove once and for all how "weak" I actually am! (Good lord, he even has the misspelled name from way back when... Ugh, I'm embarrassed that I was even worried for a moment there...) ...You're not even CLOSE to taking me seriously. Hmph, fine, I expected nothing less from you anyways. But right now... THIS is the moment... Where I earn my well-deserved recognition!Suddenly, Zeta Light and Collateral Aeon are placed in a Deltarune-styled battle system against Sargent Ghost.
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 5:37pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 5:37pm
#15
Collateral Aeon tries to summon a Mettaur!
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 5:40pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 5:40pm
#16
Collateral Aeon's summon attempt was a success!
...Unfortunately it covers up the only other party member slot left in the battle style the battle is in.
Zeta Light uses Defense Shine! Team's DEF is raised!
What will the Mettaur do?
...Unfortunately it covers up the only other party member slot left in the battle style the battle is in.
Zeta Light uses Defense Shine! Team's DEF is raised!
What will the Mettaur do?
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 5:45pm
Edited on 2019/03/22 at 5:49pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 5:45pm
Edited 2019/03/22 at 5:49pm
#17
I guess Mettaur fires a Met Shot at Sargent Ghost.
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 5:48pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 5:48pm
#18
The attack deals 17 Damage!
A weak start... Let's see how you handle THIS!
Suddenly, some form of red heart comes out of Collateral Aeon's chest, and is placed into some form of box! Some similar boxes highlight themselves around Collateral Aeon and the Mettaur, with the word "TARGET" above them...
Sargent Ghost then launches a barrage of missiles at the heart, which seems to cause damage to either Collateral Aeon or the Met at random upon contact!
A weak start... Let's see how you handle THIS!Suddenly, some form of red heart comes out of Collateral Aeon's chest, and is placed into some form of box! Some similar boxes highlight themselves around Collateral Aeon and the Mettaur, with the word "TARGET" above them...
Sargent Ghost then launches a barrage of missiles at the heart, which seems to cause damage to either Collateral Aeon or the Met at random upon contact!
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 5:56pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 5:56pm
#19
*insert damage to Collateral Aeon here*
*insert damage to Mettaur here*
Collateral Aeon decides to Scan Sargent Ghost! (equivalent of the Check command)
Mettaur guards.
*insert damage to Mettaur here*
Collateral Aeon decides to Scan Sargent Ghost! (equivalent of the Check command)
Mettaur guards.
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 6:23pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 6:23pm
#20
23 Damage to Mettaur!
34 Damage to Mettaur!
27 Damage to Collateral Aeon!
(Total: 57 Damage to Mettaur, 27 Damage to Collateral Aeon)
Zeta Light attacks Sargent Ghost with his Void Pistol!
Sargent Ghost
Core: Missile and Phantom | ATK: 110 | DEF: 140 | SPD: 100
"The ghost of a long-forgotten robot that possessed and modified the body of that very same robot, becoming one-and-the-same."
"He's incapable of being SPARED or PACIFIED- not that anyone in your team even knows the Pacify spell-, so there's only one option:
'im up!"
Zeta Light deals 41 Damage to Sargent Ghost!
You have no idea what it's like...
Sargent Ghost targets Mettaur and Zeta Light, firing a few Buster Shots before letting off one final Charged Shot!
34 Damage to Mettaur!
27 Damage to Collateral Aeon!
(Total: 57 Damage to Mettaur, 27 Damage to Collateral Aeon)
Zeta Light attacks Sargent Ghost with his Void Pistol!
Sargent Ghost
Core: Missile and Phantom | ATK: 110 | DEF: 140 | SPD: 100
"The ghost of a long-forgotten robot that possessed and modified the body of that very same robot, becoming one-and-the-same."
"He's incapable of being SPARED or PACIFIED- not that anyone in your team even knows the Pacify spell-, so there's only one option:
'im up!"Zeta Light deals 41 Damage to Sargent Ghost!
You have no idea what it's like...Sargent Ghost targets Mettaur and Zeta Light, firing a few Buster Shots before letting off one final Charged Shot!
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