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The Absurd Roleplay
October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
Yoshi2020
Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 12:41pm
Edited on 2019/03/23 at 12:41pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 12:41pm
Edited 2019/03/23 at 12:41pm
#1
Also 1000th Comment on this thread
IDC if it's Double Posting
IDC if it's Double Posting
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 12:42pm
Edited on 2019/03/23 at 12:47pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 12:42pm
Edited 2019/03/23 at 12:47pm
#2
Hmph, Cursed Memes, you say?All Memes are sent to the Meme Zone™ by an unknown force, none of them start off as cursed.
However, there are certain Meme Corruptors who turn Memes into Cursed Memes through some kind of diabolic ritualsThen Winston turns to TOAD SATAN
Well, he is an old friend of mine I used to work with on a certain project, but let's say, a horrible incident happened, after which we have not even spoken for I guess, actually a few centurie-Winston was cut off by the sounds of the wagon literally getting torn apart into two halves!
WackA humanoid figure can be seen in the smoke that is coming from the broken wagon
Prepare for your demise, pardner
Oh, it's him. I knew this was a trap
I'd suggest you leave the wagon now.. If you don't want to get either blown up or decapitated
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 12:45pm
Edited on 2019/03/23 at 12:48pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 12:45pm
Edited 2019/03/23 at 12:48pm
#3
.....fine.....lets go get killed by dark robotthey get off,along with rs and the dos bots
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 12:45pm
Edited on 2019/03/23 at 12:57pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 12:45pm
Edited 2019/03/23 at 12:57pm
#4
Suddenly, and Trimarc comes in out of nowhere and starts chanelling the power of Dhankon, causing a bunch of... Lobster legs? Whatever those red-looking things are, to cover the half that Winston and whoever that green, firey dude is, are on!
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 12:47pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 12:47pm
#5
Eh
TheCreativeEye
The Letter L
Salt copied Dynamo Attacks.
TheCreativeEye
The Letter L
Salt copied Dynamo Attacks.
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 12:52pm
Edited on 2019/03/23 at 12:53pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 12:52pm
Edited 2019/03/23 at 12:53pm
#6
Beta Shadow, Delta Paradox, and Alpha Fire gets off the train rather quickly.
Meanwhile...
...This trip to Universe MMRPG-SNAITF*-00x did wonders for me... The souls of this universe's Dynamo, Sheep, and Quick are all mi-
Suddenly, Skull Reaper's communicator rings?
Another job already... I'm beginning to wonder if all my most recent jobs ARE connected somehow...
Skull Reaper picks up the call
This is Skull Reaper. Who/what do you want killed or stolen?
Ah, Skull Reaper! How is my favorite Wish Core-giving assassin doing?
...This number is for customers only.
Oh. Well then, may I have your casual contact number?
...I don't HAVE a casual contact number.
In that case, I'll cut to the chase. There is someone by the name of Beta Shadow... I want you to watch him and, if he takes out anything of power-based value, take it and give it to me.
You can count on me... Once he takes out any object of power, I'll end his life, then and there.
Oh, no, that simply won't do at all! I want you to keep him alive.
...I... Don't understand. Who do I kill, then?
Oh, just kill whoever you want to! Just not him. And just make sure to bring me that object of power.
...I suppose I can make it work. But the REAL question is, do you have any actual PAYMENT like I told you to?
Don't worry, I have something prepared for you when you're done...
Good... Consider it done.
The Mysterious Villain hangs up.
This should provide a good distraction until I can pick back up on that "Letter L" mission... But who to kill when I take the powerful artifact from Beta Shadow?
Suddenly, there is another call!
Another one, already? *Picks up* This is Skull Reaper, what's the reason for this call?
Ah, yes, the Skull Reaper... I've heard many stories... There are two people I want you to "off".
Hm, normally, seeing as I'm already on another job, I'd say "I don't do two jobs at once, call back later"... But considering the conditions of the job I'm on, I'll make an exception. What are the names of the two you want dead?
Their names? Oh, nothing big...
...Just two people known as Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light.
*SNAITF- Sir Not Appearing In This Film. This meaning that the universe is outside Absurd Roleplay jurisdiction and is not a true part of the Roleplay. However, it's where all of my Recolored RMs come from, so it has at least some connection to the roleplay, despite not actually being a part of it.
Meanwhile...
...This trip to Universe MMRPG-SNAITF*-00x did wonders for me... The souls of this universe's Dynamo, Sheep, and Quick are all mi-Suddenly, Skull Reaper's communicator rings?
Another job already... I'm beginning to wonder if all my most recent jobs ARE connected somehow...Skull Reaper picks up the call
This is Skull Reaper. Who/what do you want killed or stolen? Ah, Skull Reaper! How is my favorite Wish Core-giving assassin doing? ...This number is for customers only. Oh. Well then, may I have your casual contact number? ...I don't HAVE a casual contact number. In that case, I'll cut to the chase. There is someone by the name of Beta Shadow... I want you to watch him and, if he takes out anything of power-based value, take it and give it to me. You can count on me... Once he takes out any object of power, I'll end his life, then and there. Oh, no, that simply won't do at all! I want you to keep him alive. ...I... Don't understand. Who do I kill, then? Oh, just kill whoever you want to! Just not him. And just make sure to bring me that object of power. ...I suppose I can make it work. But the REAL question is, do you have any actual PAYMENT like I told you to? Don't worry, I have something prepared for you when you're done... Good... Consider it done.The Mysterious Villain hangs up.
This should provide a good distraction until I can pick back up on that "Letter L" mission... But who to kill when I take the powerful artifact from Beta Shadow?Suddenly, there is another call!
Another one, already? *Picks up* This is Skull Reaper, what's the reason for this call? Ah, yes, the Skull Reaper... I've heard many stories... There are two people I want you to "off". Hm, normally, seeing as I'm already on another job, I'd say "I don't do two jobs at once, call back later"... But considering the conditions of the job I'm on, I'll make an exception. What are the names of the two you want dead? Their names? Oh, nothing big... ...Just two people known as Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light.*SNAITF- Sir Not Appearing In This Film. This meaning that the universe is outside Absurd Roleplay jurisdiction and is not a true part of the Roleplay. However, it's where all of my Recolored RMs come from, so it has at least some connection to the roleplay, despite not actually being a part of it.
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 12:57pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 12:57pm
#7
@Beta Shadow : This is too long in my opinion.
Salt get a card from the robot riding the train.
The more data he gets the more points he get he can use it to buy for alts, weapons and more at Auto or Reggae's shop
So far he has 1000 DP
Salt get a card from the robot riding the train.
The more data he gets the more points he get he can use it to buy for alts, weapons and more at Auto or Reggae's shop
So far he has 1000 DP
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 12:57pm
Edited on 2019/03/23 at 1:02pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 12:57pm
Edited 2019/03/23 at 1:02pm
#8
Collateral Aeon suddenly encounters a massive Explode-type fusion star! He waits for Zeta Light to catch up first before he heads into the Star Field.
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 12:59pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 12:59pm
#9
Oof, forgot to mention the train was flying by a planet when it was destroyed, so everyone landed on it.
Memesmith (the figure) reveals itself, it is holding a Nokia 3310 Hammer it destroyed the train with
Then Memesmith (who is floating) throws Winston out of the seat he was sitting on
You know, I'm kinda surprised you didn't realize I was tricking you all along
Now, prepare to become a piece of scrap metal you manipulative villain!
He swings his hammer on Winston, but just before the hammer reached him, Winston teleports into the air, and is also now floating!
Villain, huh?
I'm not the only one here who has 1/3rd of a Universe in them
The virus has been cured! Why don't you get it, imbecile?
Do you think I can trust someone as manipulative as you?
Memesmith (the figure) reveals itself, it is holding a Nokia 3310 Hammer it destroyed the train with
Then Memesmith (who is floating) throws Winston out of the seat he was sitting on
You know, I'm kinda surprised you didn't realize I was tricking you all alongNow, prepare to become a piece of scrap metal you manipulative villain!He swings his hammer on Winston, but just before the hammer reached him, Winston teleports into the air, and is also now floating!
Villain, huh?I'm not the only one here who has 1/3rd of a Universe in themThe virus has been cured! Why don't you get it, imbecile?Do you think I can trust someone as manipulative as you?
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 1:03pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 1:03pm
#10
Zeta Light arrives on the scene.
Hm, I don't sense any Alpha Seeds in that field, so I'm not entirely sure if that's a good ide-
Yo! It looks like we've got some unwanted company!
So we do... What shall we do with them?
EXPLODE THEM! BLOW THEM UP! DEMOLISH THEM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBS!
Alright, alright, settle down! Alright men, deploy the Killer Bullets!
Suddenly, Killer Bullets are scattered all over the Star Field, waiting to attack the team!
Hm, I don't sense any Alpha Seeds in that field, so I'm not entirely sure if that's a good ide- Yo! It looks like we've got some unwanted company! So we do... What shall we do with them? EXPLODE THEM! BLOW THEM UP! DEMOLISH THEM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBS! Alright, alright, settle down! Alright men, deploy the Killer Bullets!Suddenly, Killer Bullets are scattered all over the Star Field, waiting to attack the team!
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 1:06pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 1:06pm
#11
Is it just me but every post is cause this thread to be less absurd and more Story Roleplay.
It would help if everyone combined their story into one and add that extra Absurd Salt to make it absurd
It would help if everyone combined their story into one and add that extra Absurd Salt to make it absurd
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 1:15pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 1:15pm
#12
(im tired so i dont feel like doing actual things.....and its still absurd.But its starting to balance.Story is good,its why i enjoy this so much)
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 1:19pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 1:19pm
#13
@The Letter L : What was the last post with something absurd except from the ones I posted
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 1:25pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 1:25pm
#14
@Enker for MMRPG : The point isn't exactly to be "absurd", even though it's in the title. In fact, the reason I believe it's in the title is because the POWER of literally everyone in the roleplay is absurd. The POINT of the Roleplay is to be overpowered messes.
Nothing was ever said about not having a story to go along with it. ;)
Nothing was ever said about not having a story to go along with it. ;)
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 1:27pm
Edited on 2019/03/23 at 1:33pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 1:27pm
Edited 2019/03/23 at 1:33pm
#15
Anyway what's next?
Salt uses his DP Card to get Mirror Flash and Flash Form from Reggae
Total: 200BP
@Beta Shadow : I kind of agree but that still mean that no-one tries to incorporate the OPness
Salt uses his DP Card to get Mirror Flash and Flash Form from Reggae
Total: 200BP
@Beta Shadow : I kind of agree but that still mean that no-one tries to incorporate the OPness
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 1:52pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 1:52pm
#16
Collateral Aeon summons a Mettaur!
Mettaur attacks one of the Killer Bullets!
Mettaur attacks one of the Killer Bullets!
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 2:53pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 2:53pm
#17
A beam of light appears next to Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light.
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 2:57pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 2:57pm
#18
Mighty doesn't bother to leave the wagon, and instead turns invisible and eavesdrops on the conversation between the two furnace robots.
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 3:08pm
Edited on 2019/03/23 at 3:41pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 3:08pm
Edited 2019/03/23 at 3:41pm
#19
The Memesmith Theme Starts Playing
Well, don't forget the fact that you're not the only armed one here.
Winston uses Fedora Headwear, He can now summon any kind of Mafia weapon, he summons a Revolver!
Winston fires a round of three bullets
980 Damage dealt to Memesmith!
980 Damage dealt to Memesmith!
1960 Damage dealt to Memesmith, it's a critical hit!
Oh come on, that's not even 5% of your power!
We don't want to shatter this planet into pieces, do we?
I guess you're right, I'll be holding back too.
Memesmith starts charging a green fireball
Well, don't forget the fact that you're not the only armed one here.Winston uses Fedora Headwear, He can now summon any kind of Mafia weapon, he summons a Revolver!
Winston fires a round of three bullets
980 Damage dealt to Memesmith!
980 Damage dealt to Memesmith!
1960 Damage dealt to Memesmith, it's a critical hit!
Oh come on, that's not even 5% of your power!We don't want to shatter this planet into pieces, do we?I guess you're right, I'll be holding back too.Memesmith starts charging a green fireball
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 3:43pm
Edited on 2019/03/23 at 3:48pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 3:43pm
Edited 2019/03/23 at 3:48pm
#20
Mighty grabs some Spy brand™ Inaudible, Invisible Popcorn and puts up an Everything type Soul* Shield around himself, just in case.
*Yeah, it's the closest thing to an actual core he has so that's why it's not Core Shield.
*Yeah, it's the closest thing to an actual core he has so that's why it's not Core Shield.
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