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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2020
Yoshi2020
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 4:24pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 4:24pm
#1
Salt was walking by then he saw a shield he then breaks it with Rising Upper.
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 4:30pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 4:46pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 4:30pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 4:46pm
#2
"The Knight of Swords", a mechanical knight, steps out of the light and prepares for battle!
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 4:32pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 4:32pm
#3
Trimarc suddenly pulls out a sniper rifle and BOOM HEADSHOTs the Memesmith!
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 4:40pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 4:41pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 4:40pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 4:41pm
#4
The Knight of Swords recklessly rushes for a Killer Bullet, blade in hand.
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TheCreativeEye
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 5:05pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 5:05pm
#5
Memesmith recieves 9999 damage

Gah-
So that's how we're doing it, huh?
Memesmith splits the big fireball into a hundred small ones
He fires half of them at Trimarc and the other half at Winston
Trimarc recieves 100 damagex50
A total of 5000 damage!
Winston recieves 100 damagex50
A total of 5000 damage!


Winston fires the 3 more bullets!
Memesmith received 980 damage
The bullet missed
The bullet missed
Winston reloads his Revolver...

What's with my aim today?
Hehehe..
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 5:33pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 5:33pm
#6
 AGH! How come this guy's able to kill me with fire!? The 10th fragment should make me RESISTANT to this stuff! What is he, an offshoot of the Memelord's true race!? Because that's the ONLY plausible way I can see him getting through that thing's defenses!

Trimarc fires a Double Rainbow at the Memesmith!
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 5:35pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 5:35pm
#7
Beta Shadow grabs Salt's arm before he could smash the shield.

He's on OUR side, Fights McGee. Unless, of course, you don't actually CARE that the entire Omniverse is going to be destroyed unless we focus on what ACTUALLY needs to be done.

Beta Shadow tosses Salt's arm back to Salt's side and turns to Delta Paradox and Alpha Fire.

Come on, guys. Let's go see if we can't ask for directions to the Meme Zoneā„¢ from the areas ahead of here.

Beta Shadow, Delta Paradox, and Alpha Fire moves forwards.
Unfortunately, the Mettal already took the last remaining spot for the battle system, so the Knight of Swords will have to fight a separate group of Killer Bullets by himself. But hey, that's more of those to be dealt with.

Zeta Light uses Attack Shine to raise the team's Attack!

Mettal deals 21 Damage to Killer Bullet A!

killer-bullet Get 'em, boys!
killer-bullet Ka-BOOM!
killer-bullet Ka-BOOM!

The 3 Killer Bullets try to tackle the entire team multiple times!
The Knight of Swords deals 65 Damage to Killer Bullet A! Killer Bullet A is rekt!

N-NANI!?
WE'RE DEAD! DEAD I TELL YOU!

The Killer Bullets try to tackle The Knight of Swords repeatedly, albeit in a slightly shaking pattern.
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 5:57pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 6:06pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 5:57pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 6:06pm
#8
The Killer Bullet that TKoS slashed exploded next to "The Knight of Swords". 40 damage to The Knight of Swords.

Furthermore, 3 of the Killer Bullets crash into The Knight of Swords.

40 damage to The Knight of Swords(3x)

The Knight of Swords shrugs off the blasts and charges for the robot masters, slashing every single Killer Bullet in its way.

The Knight of Swords deals 60 damage to Killer Bullet E and F. E and F were rekt!

40 damage to The Knight of Swords as a result of the explosions.2x.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 6:09pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 6:09pm
#9
The Knight of Swords is blocked off by a seemingly invisible force field. However, looking up, the force field has the word "PLOT" written in bold, white letters.

A voice then booms out:
You must wait for the others in order to confront the Boss Battle.
The voice is incredibly loud, but doesn't seem to have any form of origin. However, it seems the barrier won't go away until Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light catches up.
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 6:11pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 6:14pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 6:11pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 6:14pm
#10
Mettaur is instantly rekt!
Collateral Aeon takes 18 damage!

Collateral Aeon decides to see what the ACT menu has to offer. You know, if there IS one.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 6:14pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 6:25pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 6:14pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 6:25pm
#11
Zeta Light takes 20 Damage!

ACT Choices:
> Scan
> Disable
> -Zeta Light- X-Disable
> SPELLS (Switches to the "SPELLS" selection, or basically the Skills list.)
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 6:15pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 7:14pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 6:15pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 7:14pm
#12
The Knight of Swords waits impatiently, pulling out a microwave and instant noodles from thin air.
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RotomSlashBlast
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15 TP | 1890 PP
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 6:34pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 6:34pm
#13
Collateral Aeon tries to disable Killer Bullet B!
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 6:37pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 6:37pm
#14
The Letter L wakes up from his nap,and sees memesmith and decides to attack....in a second
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 6:37pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 6:37pm
#15
Killer Bullet B's explosives are disabled! (Killer Bullet B can now be SPARED.)
Zeta Light uses Attack Blind! Opposing team's Attack is lowered!

killer-bullet BONZAI!
killer-bullet I'm... Free!?
killer-bullet Ka-BOOM!

The Killer Bullets try to tackle Collateral Aeon's team!
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 6:51pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 6:51pm
#16
Hey Memesmith!GET READY TO FEEL THE RAIN!

RAIN FLUSH
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 8:03pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 8:05pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 8:03pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 8:05pm
#17
Collateral Aeon takes 23 damage!

Collateral Aeon hits the MERCY button!
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 8:09pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 8:17pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 8:09pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 8:17pm
#18
Zeta Light uses Healing Light on Mettaur!

Collateral Aeon spares Killer Bullet B!
Killer Bullet B is Spared and removed from the battle.

killer-bullet Ka-BOOM!
killer-bullet Get 'em, boys!

The two remaining Killer Bullets targets Collateral Aeon alone with more tackling! (And before you ask, no, they don't know how to do anything else than that.)
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RotomSlashBlast
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15 TP | 1890 PP
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 8:19pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 8:19pm
#19
Collateral Aeon dodges!
Collateral Aeon and Mettaur attack Killer Bullet A!
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Beta Shadow
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39 TP | 3363 PP
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 8:22pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 8:22pm
#20
Zeta Light uses Speed Blind! Enemy's next attack is now slowed!

Collateral Aeon deals 45 Damage! Killer Bullet A is rekt!
Killer Bullet A explodes, dealing 10 Damage to Collateral Aeon!
Mettaur deals 27 Damage to Killer Bullet C!

N-NANI!?

The remaining Killer Bullet tries to tackle Zeta Light, albeit in a sorta shaky pattern.
Zeta Light dodges.
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