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The Absurd Roleplay
October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
Yoshi2020
Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 2:01pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 2:01pm
#1
Quint notices the Knight
And what do YOU want?
And what do YOU want?
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 2:04pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 2:04pm
#2
The Knight of Swords asks if they've seen any "magicians" around.
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 2:30pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 2:30pm
#3
Salt responded
Yes there is but it's far away
Yes there is but it's far away
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 2:48pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 3:07pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 2:48pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 3:07pm
#4
Zeta Light uses Healing Light on Ring Ring!
Collateral Aeon deals 56 Damage to Nuclear Napalm! Nuclear Napalm is... Still alive on 1 HP!? That attack CLEARLY should've killed him! Someone's using plot armor...
Bombs away!
CRASH AND BURN!
Love the smell of Napalm in the morning...
Bomber Man and Crash Course combine their attacks, aiming for Collateral Aeon!
---
Zeta Light | Level 5 | Health: 104/185 | ATK: 115 | DEF: 135 | SPD: 120
---
Bomber Man | Health: 188/188 | ATK: 288 | DEF: 122 | SPD: 172
Crash Course | Health: 134/190 | ATK: 278 | DEF: 134 | SPD: 198
Nuclear Napalm | Health: 1/204 | ATK: 252 | DEF: 148 | SPD: 196
Collateral Aeon deals 56 Damage to Nuclear Napalm! Nuclear Napalm is... Still alive on 1 HP!? That attack CLEARLY should've killed him! Someone's using plot armor...
Bombs away! CRASH AND BURN! Love the smell of Napalm in the morning...Bomber Man and Crash Course combine their attacks, aiming for Collateral Aeon!
---
Zeta Light | Level 5 | Health: 104/185 | ATK: 115 | DEF: 135 | SPD: 120---
Bomber Man | Health: 188/188 | ATK: 288 | DEF: 122 | SPD: 172 Crash Course | Health: 134/190 | ATK: 278 | DEF: 134 | SPD: 198 Nuclear Napalm | Health: 1/204 | ATK: 252 | DEF: 148 | SPD: 196
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 3:18pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 3:32pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 3:18pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 3:32pm
#5
Before I forget I'll do mine to show of
Enka
Level 7 - Experienced
Health:200
Attack: 300
Defense: 135
Speed: 265
EnkaLevel 7 - Experienced
Health:200
Attack: 300
Defense: 135
Speed: 265
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 3:42pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 3:45pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 3:42pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 3:45pm
#6
The Healing Light restored 18 health!
Ring Ring attacks Nuclear Napalm!
Collateral Aeon attacks Bomber Man!
---
Collateral Aeon | Level 3 | Health: 82/150 | ATK: 110 | DEF: 110 | SPE: 110
Ring Ring | Level 1 | Health: 20/40 | ATK: 50 | DEF: 50 | SPE: 60
Ring Ring attacks Nuclear Napalm!
Collateral Aeon attacks Bomber Man!
---
Collateral Aeon | Level 3 | Health: 82/150 | ATK: 110 | DEF: 110 | SPE: 110
Ring Ring | Level 1 | Health: 20/40 | ATK: 50 | DEF: 50 | SPE: 60
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 4:11pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 4:11pm
#7
Zeta Light attacks Crash Course!
Ring Ring deals 32 Damage to Nuclear Napalm! Nuclear Napalm is... Actually still alive. Perhaps the subordinates will need to be taken down first...
CRITICAL HIT! Collateral Aeon deals 85 Damage to Bomber Man!
Zeta Light deals 54 Damage to Crash Course!
Just give up already!
Yeah! Give up and EXPLODE!
Your efforts are in vain.
Bomber Man drops a Danger Bomb, targeted at the whole team!
---
Zeta Light | Level 5 | Health: 104/185 | ATK: 115 | DEF: 135 | SPD: 120
---
Bomber Man | Health: 103/188 | ATK: 288 | DEF: 122 | SPD: 172
Crash Course | Health: 80/190 | ATK: 278 | DEF: 134 | SPD: 198
Nuclear Napalm | Health: 1/204 | ATK: 252 | DEF: 148 | SPD: 196
Ring Ring deals 32 Damage to Nuclear Napalm! Nuclear Napalm is... Actually still alive. Perhaps the subordinates will need to be taken down first...
CRITICAL HIT! Collateral Aeon deals 85 Damage to Bomber Man!
Zeta Light deals 54 Damage to Crash Course!
Just give up already! Yeah! Give up and EXPLODE! Your efforts are in vain.Bomber Man drops a Danger Bomb, targeted at the whole team!
---
Zeta Light | Level 5 | Health: 104/185 | ATK: 115 | DEF: 135 | SPD: 120---
Bomber Man | Health: 103/188 | ATK: 288 | DEF: 122 | SPD: 172 Crash Course | Health: 80/190 | ATK: 278 | DEF: 134 | SPD: 198 Nuclear Napalm | Health: 1/204 | ATK: 252 | DEF: 148 | SPD: 196
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 4:29pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 4:39pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 4:29pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 4:39pm
#8
Faraway,a meme hole opens up,something comes out and starts wandering around dancing
I regret nothing
I regret nothing
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 4:51pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 4:54pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 4:51pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 4:54pm
#9
Collateral Aeon dodges, as does Ring Ring!
Collateral Aeon and Ring Ring attack Crash Course!
---
Collateral Aeon | Level 3 | Health: 82/150 | ATK: 110 | DEF: 110 | SPE: 110
Ring Ring | Level 1 | Health: 20/40 | ATK: 50 | DEF: 50 | SPE: 60
Collateral Aeon and Ring Ring attack Crash Course!
---
Collateral Aeon | Level 3 | Health: 82/150 | ATK: 110 | DEF: 110 | SPE: 110
Ring Ring | Level 1 | Health: 20/40 | ATK: 50 | DEF: 50 | SPE: 60
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 4:57pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 4:57pm
#10
Zeta Light also avoids taking damage!
Zeta Light attacks Bomber Man!
Collateral Aeon deals 56 Damage to Crash Course!
Ring Ring deals 32 Damage to Crash Course! Crash Course is rekt!
CRITICAL HIT! Zeta Light deals 87 Damage to Bomber Man!
Man down! Man down!
Next time, LISTEN when I tell you to calm down.
Bomber Man and Nuclear Napalm attacks with a barrage of Hyper Bombs and Napalm Bombs, aiming for Collateral Aeon and Ring Ring!
---
Zeta Light | Level 5 | Health: 104/185 | ATK: 115 | DEF: 135 | SPD: 120
---
Bomber Man | Health: 16/188 | ATK: 288 | DEF: 122 | SPD: 172
Crash Course | Health: 0/190 | ATK: 278 | DEF: 134 | SPD: 198
Nuclear Napalm | Health: 1/204 | ATK: 252 | DEF: 148 | SPD: 196
In the exact area of which the meme hole opened up (which I assume is in the same universe as Zeta Light and Collateral Aeon's location), a figure emerges!
AlRIGht, NoW IT's tIME FOR mE TO staRT my MIssIoN tO-
Jevil(?)'s dancing ends up hitting the mysterious Knight Man-looking robot!
ow! sO you wANnA go, eH?
The totally-not-obvious Knight Man-looking bot attacks the dancing Jevil with Punch of 1,000 Souls! ...It's, uh, basically 1,000 powerful punches in one blow.
Zeta Light attacks Bomber Man!
Collateral Aeon deals 56 Damage to Crash Course!
Ring Ring deals 32 Damage to Crash Course! Crash Course is rekt!
CRITICAL HIT! Zeta Light deals 87 Damage to Bomber Man!
Man down! Man down! Next time, LISTEN when I tell you to calm down.Bomber Man and Nuclear Napalm attacks with a barrage of Hyper Bombs and Napalm Bombs, aiming for Collateral Aeon and Ring Ring!
---
Zeta Light | Level 5 | Health: 104/185 | ATK: 115 | DEF: 135 | SPD: 120---
Bomber Man | Health: 16/188 | ATK: 288 | DEF: 122 | SPD: 172 Crash Course | Health: 0/190 | ATK: 278 | DEF: 134 | SPD: 198 Nuclear Napalm | Health: 1/204 | ATK: 252 | DEF: 148 | SPD: 196In the exact area of which the meme hole opened up (which I assume is in the same universe as Zeta Light and Collateral Aeon's location), a figure emerges!
AlRIGht, NoW IT's tIME FOR mE TO staRT my MIssIoN tO-Jevil(?)'s dancing ends up hitting the mysterious Knight Man-looking robot!
ow! sO you wANnA go, eH?The totally-not-obvious Knight Man-looking bot attacks the dancing Jevil with Punch of 1,000 Souls! ...It's, uh, basically 1,000 powerful punches in one blow.
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 5:17pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 5:19pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 5:17pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 5:19pm
#11
Collateral Aeon takes 31 damage!
CRITICAL DEFENSE!! Ring Ring takes a heavily reduced 15 damage!
Collateral Aeon attacks Bomber Man!
Ring Ring attacks Nuclear Napalm!
---
Collateral Aeon | Level 3 | Health: 51/150 | ATK: 110 | DEF: 110 | SPE: 110
Ring Ring | Level 1 | Health: 5/40 (DANGER!) | ATK: 50 | DEF: 50 | SPE: 60
CRITICAL DEFENSE!! Ring Ring takes a heavily reduced 15 damage!
Collateral Aeon attacks Bomber Man!
Ring Ring attacks Nuclear Napalm!
---
Collateral Aeon | Level 3 | Health: 51/150 | ATK: 110 | DEF: 110 | SPE: 110
Ring Ring | Level 1 | Health: 5/40 (DANGER!) | ATK: 50 | DEF: 50 | SPE: 60
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 5:21pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 5:34pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 5:21pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 5:34pm
#12
"If you see any "magicians", be sure to activate this!"
The Knight of Swords gives Salt a card. Oddly enough, it appears to be a figure pointing both to the sky and the ground.
"With that, I'm off!"
A beam of light descends downwards near The Knight of Swords.
The Knight of Swords gives Salt a card. Oddly enough, it appears to be a figure pointing both to the sky and the ground.
"With that, I'm off!"
A beam of light descends downwards near The Knight of Swords.
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 5:31pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 5:31pm
#13
THIS BODY CANNOT BE KILLEDJevil uses chaos bomb!
It does 2,326 damage to Knight Looking dude!
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 6:04pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 6:04pm
#14
Zeta Light guards!
Collateral Aeon deals 49 Damage to Bomber Man! Bomber Man is rekt!
Ring Ring deals 28 Damage to Nuclear Napalm! Nuclear Napalm is rekt!
YOU WON! You earned 0 EXP and 500 Zenny!
---
Alright, that's IT! This went on long enough! TIME TO UNLEASH THE NAPALM NUKE!
Nuclear Napalm goes to fire the Napalm Nuke! However...
BRIGHT BURST!
A bright light spreads across the entire area, blinding everyone. When all vision returned, Bomber Man, Crash Course, and Nuclear Napalm are seen dead, all with gaping slash wounds and stolen artificial souls! There's no trace of who killed them either... However, the Explode Fusion Star still remains...
N-nani!? What just happened!?
thAT's fUNny, thIs BoDY Can't BE KiLlED, eiTher. I SuPPOSE THaT pLacEs Us iN A StALemate.
Meanwhile, miles away...
Yes... These souls will do quite nicely. I'm rather glad to have made this detour in finding Beta Shadow's location...
...Though I do wish I was actually given a location... The person who put me on this "Beta Shadow" mission should've TOLD me he was a Reaper...
This is why I hate working with Reapers... Not only is there the fact that not even I can kill them, but since their home universe is literally all of them, it's hard to pinpoint where they are.
In any case... It was a good thing I stole that Bright Man soul back there... I have no intention of being spotted by those two or the Letter L... At least not YET.
...That being said, why IS Letter L here, anyways? ...Hm... Perhaps recent events ARE connected after all...
...I'll finish my missions with Beta Shadow and those two first. THEN I'll investigate this conspiracy further...
Skull Reaper warps off to find Beta Shadow's location...
(Btw, I made a pastebin to display Skull Reaper's current stats, Souls, and attributes.)
Collateral Aeon deals 49 Damage to Bomber Man! Bomber Man is rekt!
Ring Ring deals 28 Damage to Nuclear Napalm! Nuclear Napalm is rekt!
YOU WON! You earned 0 EXP and 500 Zenny!
---
Alright, that's IT! This went on long enough! TIME TO UNLEASH THE NAPALM NUKE!Nuclear Napalm goes to fire the Napalm Nuke! However...
BRIGHT BURST!A bright light spreads across the entire area, blinding everyone. When all vision returned, Bomber Man, Crash Course, and Nuclear Napalm are seen dead, all with gaping slash wounds and stolen artificial souls! There's no trace of who killed them either... However, the Explode Fusion Star still remains...
N-nani!? What just happened!? thAT's fUNny, thIs BoDY Can't BE KiLlED, eiTher. I SuPPOSE THaT pLacEs Us iN A StALemate.Meanwhile, miles away...
Yes... These souls will do quite nicely. I'm rather glad to have made this detour in finding Beta Shadow's location... ...Though I do wish I was actually given a location... The person who put me on this "Beta Shadow" mission should've TOLD me he was a Reaper... This is why I hate working with Reapers... Not only is there the fact that not even I can kill them, but since their home universe is literally all of them, it's hard to pinpoint where they are. In any case... It was a good thing I stole that Bright Man soul back there... I have no intention of being spotted by those two or the Letter L... At least not YET. ...That being said, why IS Letter L here, anyways? ...Hm... Perhaps recent events ARE connected after all... ...I'll finish my missions with Beta Shadow and those two first. THEN I'll investigate this conspiracy further...Skull Reaper warps off to find Beta Shadow's location...
(Btw, I made a pastebin to display Skull Reaper's current stats, Souls, and attributes.)
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 6:16pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 6:21pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 6:16pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 6:21pm
#15
Super Explode Fusion Star GET!
Collateral Aeon obtained the ability Giga Blast and can now summon Bombombs!
Collateral Aeon obtained the ability Giga Blast and can now summon Bombombs!
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 6:18pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 6:23pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 6:18pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 6:23pm
#16
uh guys I think we should leave....meanwhile
Jevil leaves and goes towars the Dos robots and the others
(also nice idea with the pastebin,I should do that sometime)
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 6:50pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 6:50pm
#17
"Let's do this Knight!"
YoshiTeam joined the Knight of Swords and there's no escape.
"heh heh. great. be like your enemy. great strategy. let's see how well that helps you here, in the afterlife."
Yoshi2019 fires an explosion.
??? disappeared.
"We don't need their comments."
"They are right, you can't just escape."
"It doesn't matter. Ignorance is bliss."
YoshiTeam joined the Knight of Swords and there's no escape.
"heh heh. great. be like your enemy. great strategy. let's see how well that helps you here, in the afterlife."
Yoshi2019 fires an explosion.
??? disappeared.
"We don't need their comments."
"They are right, you can't just escape."
"It doesn't matter. Ignorance is bliss."
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 6:50pm
Edited on 2019/03/24 at 7:04pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 6:50pm
Edited 2019/03/24 at 7:04pm
#18
When his vision returned, TKoS sees the slashed corpses of Bomber Man, Crash Course, and Nuclear Napalm. TKoS runs up to them with a worry in his eyes.
"These slashes...there are of the being referred to as XIII by my people. Death."
The Knight of Swords suddenly looks behind him and is scared by the sudden arrival of the YoshiTeam.
"These slashes...there are of the being referred to as XIII by my people. Death."
The Knight of Swords suddenly looks behind him and is scared by the sudden arrival of the YoshiTeam.
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 7:14pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 7:14pm
#19
W-wait!Zeta Light walks up to Letter L's group.
Sorry to intrigue, but what exactly is going on around here? Why are you here, and what even happened to kill the Explosive Trio?
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 7:25pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 7:25pm
#20
ohh we had nothing else to do.And Quint should know what happened because of his shades Well Pretty sure I saw...a black skull man?
OH SH*T!
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