You don't understand!Its Skull Reaper!
Skull... Reaper? Ok, can someone fill me in on what's going on around here?
I believe I can fill you in on the details.
Nani!? You're... You're the original version of me!
Yep! I came here because I noticed that Letter L left the ship we were on... Allow me to catch you up on what's going on around here.
It all started when one of my alternate selves, Epsilon Snow- once known as Beta Miser- tried to freeze time in his universe, Universe 3, by removing all the Super Gears. However, his plan ultimately failed and he was destroyed by a large blast. That blast created a split in the Tomlines, creating two versions of the same world... As well as two versions of Epsilon Snow's glasses, which apparently are indestructible and allows him to return to the brink of death. And then Ninja Ghost- before he decided he was done with this Roleplay- spilled milk on the version of the glasses that remained in Universe 3, Tomline 2. The result was Epsilon Snow's opposite, Alpha Fire. Alpha Fire wanted to destroy all OCs, so he hunted down all 7 Power Stars to summon a wish-granting being known as GRAND NOVA. But then Epsilon Snow stole Alpha Fire's wish, and the two fought each other while GRAND NOVA watched. Meanwhile, a few Mettals warned Letter L, Mighty, and myself about how if one more wish were to be granted by GRAND NOVA, the source of his wishes- the Wish Core- it would collapse the entire universe. So while I used his source of limitless power- the High Quality Core- to destroy the rampaging fusion of the two alternate versions of myself (only to revive them later as non-Reapers), Mighty tried to give GRAND NOVA something that would allow him to grant wishes by using up energy, but then along came YoshiTeam, who snatched it from Mighty and angered GRAND NOVA enough to erase all of Universe 3. Then YoshiTeam somehow restored the universe only to basically torture GRAND NOVA into wishing to regain his limitless power in order to fight back. This erased Universe 3 again, but then he restored it and made YoshiTeam explode. Meanwhile, Heat Man attacked the ruins of which the Mettals lived in, and it turns out that Wily is the Emperor of... Someplace in Universe 1, though I'm not sure where at. I decided to look for Emperor Wily while Aeon- the original incarnate of Collateral Aeon over there- decided to look for the Power Stars in order to provoke GRAND NOVA for... Whatever reason. But while all that was happening, someone decided to hire the mentioned "black Skull Man", known as the Skull Reaper, to kill GRAND NOVA and steal his Wish Core. Upon discovering this, Delta Paradox- another alternate of mine, and is in fact the fusion of Alpha Fire and Epsilon Snow- warned all of us about the Skull Reaper. A man named Sir Winston then overheard the conversation and decided that he would take us to theMeme Zone™, where memes originate, in order to prep ourselves for our search for Skull Reaper and the guy who hired him to kill GRAND NOVA, who has the Wish Core, before said mysterious employer could use it to destroy this entire collective Universe, if not the entire MMRPG Omniverse. Also, Skull Reaper is collecting the artificial Souls of robots to grow stronger, and he is currently hired to kill the Letter L.
tl;dr: Skull Reaper BAD, guy with Wish Core WORSE. Was I any clear in my description?
I... Guess so? But wait... A threat to the Omniverse... Is this what Sargent Ghost told us about?
Wait, what!? What about the Alpha Seeds!? If I don't return with them, REDA- err, my Boss will erase me completely!
Actually, we could use both.
Huh? What do you mean?
Well, if enough Alpha Seeds are collected to make an Alpha Stone, then that could be another possible weapon to use against the main villain behind all this.
After all, we're going to need as many of those as we possibly can.
B-but if I make an Alpha Stone, then I won't-
Hey, what's more important, your life or the entire Omniverse?
...Ok. I'll see what I can do.
Great! Welcome to the Omniverse Protection Squad, boys. I'm going back to Sir Winston's ship. Letter L, you and the others can join us whenever.
Don't forget,we also have Doc Robot chasing after us...
Hey...we have a problem....
A giant....uh....meme portal has opened up...?
CHAOS CHAOS
go on ahead,where exactly?
MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU SINNERS!
YOUR ALL JUST IN A COMPUTER!YOU'RE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY A HIGHER BEING!FOR EXAMPLE,L,WE ARE CONTROLLED BY THE SAME BEING!NINTENDOPANDA101!
Sure....???(I'm...uh...?)
THIS BODY CANNOT BE KILLED!COLLATERAL AEON,HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE CREATURE KNOWN AS ROTOMSLAHSBLAST?OH WHO CARES,METAMORPHOSIS!
Jevil Level ??? Health ???/??? Attack 200 Defense ??? Speed 700,000
I'm just... Gonna go find some Alpha Seeds. If you don't mind.
Alright, now where to look...
...Wait, who's that over... Wait, is that...?
*Calling on a Communicator* ...I'M tellING YOu, gHosT! THE FIrST PErSon I RAn inTO In THis UNIVErsE was jEVIL! ISn't That JUst CRAZy?
Yes yes, very wild. Now just tell me what power sources you've heard about so far!
oH, Of COURSE, Of cOURSE! LET's See, so far i DiSCoVeReD aboUT ThE alPha SeeDS AND sOmEtHiNg CaLleD a "SuPEr fUSioN star".
... *Sigh* Spiritomb, I already went ahead and let Necrozma use our Rouge Stars. And Alpha Stones were MY creation, before I went off and let... someone else... boss a few denizens of the Void around in order to mass-produce them.
Now don't call me back until you found something NEW. We already had an arc that somewhat concerned the Energy Elements, we're having an arc that involved the Omega Stones, and we're eventually going to have an arc based around the Rouge Stars. We're running out of ideas here! Now go and find some USEFUL power sources to base my arc off of, and try to make sure that it's Element-based. Understood?
yES, SIR! AlrEADY on It! *Hangs up*
Huh. So it seems that Ninja Ghost sent Spiritomb here to look for ideas for his saga in Discorded Adventures*... Fair enough, I suppose.
I don't think I'll need to interfere... Though I hope he doesn't try to cause any trouble...
In any case, the next Alpha Seed location is... *Looks northwest* THAT way, in the desert... Shouldn't be hard, right?
Dynamite Bomb!
Wow....you've tired me up....like seriously both of those hurt...
Dyna Man Level 90 Health 1/433 Attack 205 Defense 150 Speed 112
Yarr maties, we have arrived on the location!
Seriously though, I've been wearing this hat only for a few posts and I'm already pretty sick of it
Anyway, you're probably confused as to who we are, what are our origins, and why were we fighting
Should i tell you a little bit of lore while we're walking to my workshop?
Dang...That was easier than I thought,anyways uhhh....we have a problem.So apparently a giant "meme hole" has opened up,and uh I'm afraid it might be a problem.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE MIGHT BE A PROBLEM?
Oh lord,we have to go quickly!
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