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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2020
Yoshi2020
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 11:16am
Posted 2019/03/25 at 11:16am
#1
Sure, I'm up for some exposition and lore-building.
Meanwhile, in the forgotten Universe 1, Timeline 2 created when Salty.EXE threw Shadow Mewtwo, a figure warps in.

That's odd... Not a lot of people in this Universe. Maybe I'll find something or someone if I keep looking...

The figure goes to the nearest hilltop, dramatically revealing his identity...

...I, Eta Cosmic, will try my best to find something in this universe to help in the battle against Skull Reaper and his mysterious employer!
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 11:34am
Posted 2019/03/25 at 11:34am
#2
Collateral Aeon stays, and Trimarc decides to go with L.

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There is an Earth Star Field in the desert where Zeta Light is located.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 12:02pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 12:03pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 12:02pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 12:03pm
#3
Hm, an Earth Star Field... If I find the Super Earth Fusion Star in this location, I might be able to send that over to Collateral Aeon...
You know. Because I'm NOT collecting those. I'm focusing on the Alpha Seeds, nothing else. Don't try to push this plotline onto me, RSB.

After breaking the 4th Wall, Zeta Light proceeds to look for the Super Earth Fusion Star.



*I'd use the "color text trick" Rotom showed in the Formatting Help thread, but I'm not going to color my text just to do that.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 1:37pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 1:37pm
#4
(Rotom did you mean Dyna Man?Because Dyna Man is showing people the meme hole and L is with the others with Winston)
anyways

Dyna Man arrives at the Memehole,slightly worried.


The Doc Man Dark Robot whatever thinks about attacking the others,but instead leaves,warping dimensions looking for L.
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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 1:43pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 1:43pm
#5
Salt was able to jump onto anther ship arriving at the Memehole
Before being encountered by a LV.35 Boss from Mafia

Oh God a Mafia Boss!
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 1:57pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 1:57pm
#6
Suddenly, from the Captain's Corner of the ship Salt jumped on...

YARR! Who dares to board upon me ship uninvited!?

The recolored Pirate Man walks out from the Captain's Corner!

I be captain Pirates Jones! That's right, Jones, as in DAVY JONES! Now, explain why ye are on me ship!
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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 2:06pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 2:16pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 2:06pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 2:16pm
#7
Salt Rewinds Time

Well... You see the ship is a going into a MemeHole so don't mind me just seeing what's there.

@Beta Shadow : Also it is Enka not Salt but you can call him that if you want.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 2:27pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 2:38pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 2:27pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 2:38pm
#8
Of COURSE me ship is goin' in the Memehole! I be on a quest to find the legendary Golden Meme™... Once I have it in me hand n' hook, I'll be the richest pirate in all the land!

Pirate Jones then scratches his artificial "beard" in thought...

Hm... Normally, I'd punish people who board me ship uninvited by forcing them to work for me for all of eternity... But Memes be a powerful and dangerous sort... As such, I could use the extra muscle.
If ye don't want to be trapped as me swashbuckler for the rest of yer natural or artificial life, ye must assist me in obtaining the Golden Meme™. Once it be mine, I'll let ye go. Do ye agree?
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 2:36pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 2:47pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 2:36pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 2:47pm
#9
Dyna Man boards the ship that Enka and Davy Jones are on,while the ship with Winston and the others is in the distance,being drawn in closer to the meme hole,do to it's weak pull.

A pirate man recolor ey?I've heard about Pirate Men...you use explosives correct?I could go with working with you,2 explosives having fun!Plus I can try and get rid of this meme hole before it causes anymore problems...

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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 2:39pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 3:09pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 2:39pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 3:09pm
#10
I have no idea of what a Golden Meme is...

Really Dyna he wants something from there he never said anything about getting rid of it. Anyway I have some weapon for explosives my favorite is this
astro-crush
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 2:52pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 3:06pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 2:52pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 3:06pm
#11
@The Letter L : Actually, iirc, Winston's ship is nowhere near the Meme Hole. And since it has pretty much stopped moving, and everyone else is off of it now, I don't think there's a real reason to involve it.
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The Golden Meme™ be... Well, exactly that, a meme made out of 100% pure gold. He who holds the Golden Meme™ is considered to be the richest man in all the land!
But the Golden Meme™ be illusive... It can only be found in memeholes such as this. It be every pirate's dream to add it to their treasury... And soon, that pirate shall be me, Captain Pirate Jones!

Pirate Jones turns towards Dyna Man.

So no, I shall not let this memehole be removed... Not until I get me hands on that Golden Meme™! As soon as it be mine, ye can do whatever with it. But first... ADVENTURE AWAITS!

Pirate Jones orders the helmsman- a Skeleton Joe- to go full speed ahead into the Memehole!
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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:09pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:09pm
#12
But still what explosive are you going to use?
Anyway I came across a Lv.35 Mafia Boss ahead I am a LV.7 robot
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:15pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 3:19pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:15pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 3:19pm
#13
(also the memehole was near them at one time,thats how the dos bots noticed it,but alright)

That was I was saying,after we get you your memes,I destroy it.And Enka,I use Dynamite for whatever reason you ask,its in the name,DYNA man
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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:17pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:17pm
#14
The Astro Bomb is clearly stronger it was captured by a group of scientists and it is a Meteor a METEOR.
Besides I bet a lv 3 Elec Man could survive that.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:22pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:22pm
#15
(Why are we arguing all of a sudden?Also Dyna Is level 93 or so?i dont know everyone has there own measurements of power...)

Meanwhile the Letter is almost done with his mm6 bots gaining consciousness.He feels confident in fighting Skull Reaper now.....
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:26pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 3:37pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:26pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 3:37pm
#16
Ah, yes, me arsenal of explosives, always comes in handy when me trusty cutlass doesn't exactly cut it, no pun intended. I hold just about every Explode-core weapon in me database, as well as every Water-core weapon too. Of course, me favorite is me trademarked Remote Mines!
...Oh, and also this:

Pirate Jones' claw suddenly transforms into a blunderbuss, which then fires a powerful plasma blast at the Lv. 35 Mafia Boss in order to blow them into pieces!

That, me hearties, is me most powerful weapon: me Plasma Blunderbuss! At it's max power, even the strongest of robots have their upper halves be incinerated! I even use it to punish crew members who dare try to pull a mutiny on me!
That reminds me, don't pull a mutiny on me.
With the Letter L prepared to fight the Skull Reaper, surely the Skull Reaper's going to come out anytime soon, right?

...The answer to that question is no, no he is not. In fact he's still looking for Beta Shadow in order to stalk him and take whatever powerful artifact Shadow has, and THEN he has that hit on Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light. So basically it's going to be a while.
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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:27pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 3:30pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:27pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 3:30pm
#17
@The Letter L : Not argue comparing it to other robots. (Woah that's OP like the thread asks for lv 93 is like god level)

Pirate can we go now all we're doing is chatting let's enter the Memehole
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:31pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:31pm
#18
(It was basically just a way of saying how much more powerful L has been getting recently)
Oh yeah,I have a friend who is water core,I'll go get him

Dyna Man leaves,and comes back with Sonic Man(dos)
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:33pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:33pm
#19
Yeah, about that...

The screen pans out...

...We be already here. Welcome... To the Memehole!

Pirate Jones then lowers the plank to the ground and grabs his cutlass.

Shall we be going?
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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:34pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:34pm
#20
Yes

Enka does not want to do it in a pirate ascent.

He would like to meet the Lv.35 if he beat him he will level up to 78*

* is a star if you played Splatoon 2 you know what I'm talking about
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