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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2020
Yoshi2020
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 9:28pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 9:28pm
#1
Back,I'm Compass Man.One of Rockman Shadows "buddies" along with Bullet,Stove,Aircon,Komusu Man,and the Clock Men.Don't be surprised if I snap.
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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 3:21am
Posted 2019/03/28 at 3:21am
#2
Skull Reaper was right after all.
If he’s seriously gonna destroy the omnipresent?
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TheCreativeEye
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 4:20am Edited on 2019/03/28 at 4:23am
Posted 2019/03/28 at 4:20am Edited 2019/03/28 at 4:23am
#3
Memesimth and Winston are fighting in the Central Meme Zone Arena™ while it's not occupied as a preparation
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 12:02pm Edited on 2019/03/28 at 2:06pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 12:02pm Edited 2019/03/28 at 2:06pm
#4
Meanwhile....Buff Wily has given up,having lost L.But another pursuer is in the making,seeming to be our next antagonist after the K Rool scare.

Sir,are you sure this is a good idea?

Yes...I sense a great amount of evil energy from this being...

Genesis Unit,roll out!

Don't forget King,he's good for your defenses.Now excuse us.We have to monitor this...Skull reaper....
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 1:13pm Edited on 2019/03/28 at 2:02pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 1:13pm Edited 2019/03/28 at 2:02pm
#5
Collateral Aeon, seeing no better thing to do, grinds for Starforce.
Stars gained from grinding session:
Abandoned Warehouse
Abandoned Jungle
Mountain Laboratory
Arctic Armory
Egyptian Excavation
Power Plant
Power Tower
Lighting Jungle
Photon Boneyard
Sky Ridge
Sky Facility
Sky Furnace
Sky Chamber
Waterfall Institute
Rainy System
Underground Laboratory
Spinning Forest
Serpent Column
Serpent Plant
Submerged Armory
Reflection City
Reflection Simulator
Septic System
Septic Boneyard
Septic Sewers
Robosaur Institute
Space Simulator
Space Armory

Current Starforce Level: 68
Cutter: 4
Impact: 1
Freeze: 3
Explode: 11
Flame: 2
Electric: 5
Time: 1
Wind: 4
Water: 14
Swift: 3
Nature: 3
Missile: 3
Crystal: 3
Shadow: 7
Space: 3
Empty: 1
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 2:03pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 2:03pm
#6
The Letter L trains by sitting down......Doc Man inserts the data he scanned from the letter L,making him more powerful.Doc Man still has Stardroid power thankfully.

The Dos Bots,The Killers,and the Challengers,all train together.
Skull Reaper,god knows where,hears a voice.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 2:11pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 2:11pm
#7
Skull Reaper is actually in his own personal Pocket Dimension, on what seems to be a Multi-Dimensional Computer.

I'm trying to do some research here, so if you could not, that'd be fine.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 2:17pm Edited on 2019/03/28 at 2:20pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 2:17pm Edited 2019/03/28 at 2:20pm
#8
Oh,sorry.Were we bothering you?We're just here to collect data...we know you have an omniverse to save so we won't attempt and hold you down.

*in a whisper voice* should we tell him L needs to see him?

...no....besides we need to keep an eye on L ourselves.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 2:21pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 2:21pm
#9
...I see...

Skull Reaper continues his research, seemingly on the various universes of the Roleplay.

Ye know that ye searched up "Timeline 2" instead of "Tomline 2" for Universe 3, correct?
...Huh. So I did. Let me just fix that...

Skull Reaper fixes his mistake, takes a sip of his E-Tank (despite a lack of a mouth), and promptly spits it out upon sudden realization (again, despite lack of mouth).

WHAT IN THE-!? How are you alive!?
Well, ye see, when K. Rool wished for me Soul to be transferred over to ye, me consciousness came along with it. So, I still be conscious. I just be in yer mind.
...And it not be just me, either. My appearance seems to have woken up a few lads.
WHAT!?
Yeah! When you absorbed our souls, you also absorbed our conscious. ...Which is to say, was dormant when you killed us, up until Pirate Jones woke us up.
Yeah, thanks for that, by the way.
Ugh, look. I didn't ASK for there to be a bunch of voices in my head when I started reaping souls. But right now, I'm doing important work, so unless any of you have something USEFUL to say, keep quiet in there!
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RageSwitch
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 2:26pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 2:26pm
#10
A robot looking similar to Bass (Treble Boosted) Join
I heard your Skull Reaper and you are?
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 2:43pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 2:43pm
#11
Another voice pops up in Skull Reapers head,unrelated to the souls.

Now you know how I feel...and before you ask,we learned telepathy.Pretty damn powerful telepathy as well...now we need to make sure if your assisting us.See we are training over here and are wondering if you have any useful info for us at the moment.Only I need to know,and if there is an emergency I'll tell the others.Don't feel pressured,I just feel...I can't say lonely actually,I feel like I'm being watched.

Now Im gonna go on tinder and pretend Im a buff old man

tl:dr Telepathy tell me stuff am I being watched?
speaking of buff old men,buff wily has heard about emperor wily from 2 pedestrians and is heading to his lair...
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 3:14pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 3:14pm
#12
Unbeknownst to Buff Wily, a robot of sorts overheard and observed the conversation from the pedestrians...

Two other Wilys... Master. Should we perhaps strike up an alliance?
Hm... As tempting as it sounds, why should I let anyone else have MY spotlight, even if they ARE other versions of me?
Just spy on them for a little bit, see if they know anything about this Skull Reaper that killed off our Hunter Units.
Understood, King Wily. I'll report back later with my discoveries. Copy Droid #36712 out.
Alright, this is starting to be too many people at once! I can't focus like this! So everyone just BE QUIET AND LET ME DO MY RESEARCH!
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TheCreativeEye
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 3:31pm
Posted 2019/03/28 at 3:31pm
#13
After getting kicked out of the arena Memesmith apparently was, for the last few minutes, sitting there and looking at letter L's phone without getting noticed.
...
Yeah, swipe that one to the left
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on March 28th, 2019 at 6:28pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 10:18am
Posted 2019/03/28 at 6:28pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 10:18am
#14
Proto Man DS? returns to the briefcase and pulls out a odd object.

  
Meanwhile in Universe 1, Timeline 8
In a high-tech laboratory known only to a few, two figures are talking to one another.
"So...the omiverse is in need of saving huh? That means that there's other worlds to sav...er...destroy."
The first figure is currently speaking to an old man, a doctor of sorts...
"You can cut the act (intelligible). There's no one listeni-"
"And just how do you know that?"
"..."
"Besides, I...I've already crossed the line...long ago..."
"If you say so... Anyways... I have the reports."
"Sweet! Er...I mean...Good! How are the security reports..."
"They're...good."
What happened?
"...the security team has reports of a possible outer-dimensional assault in the works."
"...Great Scot."
"Relax. We're working on it as we speak."
"Do you think the defenses will hold against whatever is coming?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Yes. Just... give me some time, alright?"
"Alright."
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 10:19am Edited on 2019/03/29 at 10:39am
Posted 2019/03/29 at 10:19am Edited 2019/03/29 at 10:39am
#15
Collateral Aeon decides to take on the Super Time Fusion Star Field!

 Looks like if I want to beat the mastermind, my best bet is to collect all these Super Fusion Stars. Otherwise, I may as well be fighting a vampire at night without a wooden stake.
 Now, if only Zeta Light were to show up, not that he'd WANT to...
Meanwhile, in U1T2...

 Ali Lumina, I've done it! I've stolen about half the Memesmith's weaponry!
 Nice one, Tachyos! Now, the boss has just posted yet another assignment; you're to tail some guy called Collateral Aeon, and when you receive the signal, you're gonna join the fight on his enemies side. Make sure you aren't found, though; if you are, it could very EASILY make this mission, like, 23 times harder than it needs to be. Additional details will be provided when you start fighting him. I'll stay here and survey this "Eta Cosmic" guy, and find out his fighting style, and what his weak points are. Afterwards, maybe I'll send someone at him to make us look even MORE threatening. Got it?
 Rodger that! I'm not gonna fail our nameless team within our first few hours of screen time!

Ali Tachyos then jets off on his mission!
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 2:29pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 2:30pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 2:29pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 2:30pm
#16
Meanwhile with Zeta Light...

WHERE THE IS THE SUPER EARTH STAR!? I'VE BEEN WANDERING THIS DESERT FOR HOURS, AND I FOUND NEITHER THAT NOR THE ALPHA SEEDS IN THIS AREA!

Zeta Light finds himself at the entrance again.

AND NOW I'M BACK WHERE I ING STARTED! WHAT KIND OF DESERT IS THIS!?

Zeta Light notices a sign...

"The Impossi-Desert... A Desert that is a maze... Created by B. Cipher..."
WHO THE IS "B. CIPHER"!? WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE SUCH AN INFURIATING DESERT!? WHERE IS THE STAR!? WHERE ARE THE ALPHA SEEDS!? WHERE IS THE ING EXIT!? *Angrily-Confused Screaming*
---
Let's, uh, move on from THAT... Back in the Super Time Fusion Star Field, two Time-bots seem to be in the middle of a feud.

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
I can't beat the out of you without getting closer.
Oh ho! Then come as close as you like!
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 3:44pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 3:44pm
#17
The genesis unit(and king) notice buff wily,sensing evil energy from him.They however continue,and note his location.Buff wily has arrived at emperor wily location.Everyone else is still training
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 4:05pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 4:05pm
#18
Collateral Aeon fires a Giga Blast near where the two 'bots are standing!
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 4:13pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 4:28pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 4:13pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 4:28pm
#19
The Time-Bots quickly took notice!

IT'S TIME TO STOP!

The Time Man-looking bot suddenly stopped time, pushing the Flash Man-looking bot into the blast!

GAH! Son of a...
Hahaha! NOW shall you admit I am the superior Time-bot? Holding such a role became TOO easy after Dr. Bright was mysteriously massacred...
Time the out, you little . That attack came from an outside source.
Indeed. And I pushed you into in, when it was most likely to miss us both! This PROVES I am the superio-
Hey, you. If you don't mind, this is a PERSONAL grudge, so stay out of this.
HEY, NOBODY ASKED YOU! Don't mind him, he's just a loser. Go ahead, interfere all you like, in MY favor! ...Just don't touch that strange, powerful object over there. It's what's boosting our power and allowing us to go past our limits to see once and for all who is the superior Time-bot.
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 4:29pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 4:29pm
#20
 Yeah, well that THING is what I'm after, so I'm afraid I gotta go with NO.
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