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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2020
Yoshi2020
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 12:27pm
Posted 2019/04/04 at 12:27pm
#1
Jevil's neo chaos opens the rift even more!
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RageSwitch
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 1:14pm
Posted 2019/04/04 at 1:14pm
#2
I'm lost again or you guys are posting to often between 12 hours 8PM -8AM
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 3:09pm
Posted 2019/04/04 at 3:09pm
#3
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS!I JUST LEARNED THAT ONCE ALL THE ROBOT MASTERS WE ARE FUSED WITH GAIN CONSCIOUSNESS WE WILL HAVE LITERALLY INFINITE POWER!Wait...
Toad Satan scans The Dimensions,Doc Man,The Killers,and the Dos Bots!

Level ∞ Energy ∞ Attack ∞ Defense ∞ Speed ∞

(Ok they all have it,they promise not to abuse their power,and they can still get tired up,and knocked unconscious I guess)
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RageSwitch
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 3:20pm
Posted 2019/04/04 at 3:20pm
#4
Enka was not happy with this idea
He pinched him
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 3:33pm
Posted 2019/04/04 at 3:33pm
#5
(i'm to lazy to actually give them stats though)
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 3:40pm Edited on 2019/04/04 at 3:49pm
Posted 2019/04/04 at 3:40pm Edited 2019/04/04 at 3:49pm
#6
Alternate Aeon guards.
Aeon dodges and counters with a bunch of explosive missiles!

Collateral Aeon uses Hydro Crash!
Bombomb attacks!
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 8:04pm
Posted 2019/04/04 at 8:04pm
#7
The Rift seems to completely open!
The Killers fuse with sakugarne and go in with the others!
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 9:45pm
Posted 2019/04/04 at 9:45pm
#8
Ha ha yes! Complete success! We now have easy access to K. Rool's hideout in Timesplit 7! ...As well as the rest of Timesplit 7, if we are ever inclined to.
Alright everyone, it's time to take on K. Rool!

The Betas (or whatever teamname they should be given that's simple and not lame) and Skull Reaper hops in the Rift, entering Timesplit 7!
So, they finally arrived... Good. I grew tired of waiting... If I wasn't so inclined to crush the fighting spirits out of these heroes I would've wiped out the entire Omniverse as soon as my Blast-o-Matic's upgrades were completed...

K. Rool puts on his pirate outfit and takes out his Blunderbuss!

This time, victory shall be mine... So let them come and get me! In fact, let them burst through the door right now!
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RageSwitch
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 1:55am
Posted 2019/04/05 at 1:55am
#9
Enka left take this from Flash Man he did this
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Shattered Vanguard
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 9:26am
Posted 2019/04/05 at 9:26am
#10
Proto Man DS? enters the rift, albeit in a clumsy fashion.
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Mighty
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 11:50am
Posted 2019/04/05 at 11:50am
#11
Mighty quickly builds himself an armor of invisible Uno reverse cards and frontflips through the rift.
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RageSwitch
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 12:16pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 12:16pm
#12
Simply, Super Bass just attacks people in the rift so he has something to do
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 12:42pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 12:42pm
#13
Delta Paradox stops Super Bass before he could harm anyone.

Ok so no. Do you even REMEMBER what we're up against?
Actually, I don't think he was there for the explanation.
Yeah, uh, I'm actually a bit out of the loop myself, what's going on again?
Yeah! Lay the lore on us guys!
Ok, no, we are NOT going through the entire explanation all over again.
Ok, everyone just settle down, you can let out your aggression on K. Rool. Now, all you need to know is K. Rool is trying to destroy the Prime Universe, known as the MMRPG-World universe, of which our entire Omniverse is founded upon. If we don't stop him, we all die. So let's all just set aside our petty differences, stop being annoyances to one another, and let's just go beat up K. Rool.

You can try, but you never will!
Are you really just going to be THIS overconfident? Have you even REALIZED how outnumbered you are right now?
Oh, please. I counted up the numbers. It's about 31 of you against little ol' me... I'd say that's a fair fight.

Suddenly, K. Rool powers up to extraordinary levels!

Boss Theme: Kruel Klash (Crocodile Cacophony- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)

Kaptain K. Rool (10-49% Power)
Health: ???/???
Attack: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Defense: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Speed: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999
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RageSwitch
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 1:01pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 1:01pm
#14
I don't care he's apparently going to destroy the omniverse, I bet that this is just a joke

Enka uses K.Rool

It did ______ damage

H: ???/???
A: XXX
D:X
S: XXXXXXXX

He's stronger than K.Rool
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 2:55pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 2:55pm
#15
Doc man attempts to beat the ever living f*ck out of k rool!He realises that they don't have infinite power,but instead always equal their opponents power!
Doc Man uses Photon Missile!
The Letter L uses M A X P O W E R R A I N F L U S H

The Killers throw sakurgarne at him!
Rock Man shadow uses Komusu mans weapon!

Dos Man uses Shark Boomerang!

The genesis unit is nowhere to be seen

Jevil arrives and uses neo chaos!...and leaves...talking about...evil energy?

(Can't do stats rn give me a while(
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 3:03pm Edited on 2019/04/05 at 3:09pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 3:03pm Edited 2019/04/05 at 3:09pm
#16
Aeon attacks Kaptain K. Rool with his BFG9000!
Moronicule used Bubble!
Alternate Aeon attacks Kaptain K. Rool!
Parallel Aeon 1 uses an ability that's totally not the Power Gear in conjunction with Attack Slow in an effort to reduce Kaptain K. Rool's attack by 4 stages!
Trimarc calls upon a ton of zergs in an effort to Zerg Rush Kaptain K. Rool!
Collateral Aeon guards.
Bombomb attacks!

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 Aeon | Level: 46 | Health: 200/200 | ATK: 1036 | DEF: 2000 | SPE: 883
 Moronicule | Level: 20 | Health: 110/110 | ATK: 190 | DEF: 160 | SPE: 90/90
 Alternate Aeon | Level: 40 | Health: 455/455 | PP: 300/300 | ATK: 1460 | DEF: 1390 | SPE: 1088
 Parallel Aeon 1 | Level: 70 Health: 97,000/97,000 | ATK: 1340 | DEF: 1700 | SPE: 1400
 Trimarc | Level: 70 Health: 97,000/97,000 | ATK: 1337 | DEF: 1690 | SPE: 1420
 Collateral Aeon | Level: 7 | Health: 185/185 | ATK: 171 (135 +36) | DEF: 187 (135 +52) | SPE: 175 (135 +40)
bombomb Bombomb | Level: 5 | Health: 30/30 | ATK: 166 (145 + 11) | DEF: 56 (45 + 11) | SPE: 66 (55 + 11)
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Mighty
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 3:09pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 3:09pm
#17
Mighty literally just pokes K.Rool!

K.Rool takes an absurdly large amount of damage!

Fool. You think you can do ANYTHING to me with your measly 21-digit stats?
Think again.

Mighty
HP 100%
Level
Attack 5×10^45
Defense 3×10^38
Speed 2×10^897
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RageSwitch
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 3:13pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 3:13pm
#18
They have arrive

Super Bass same as Enka but slightly more HP

He use Super Baroque and he ate one Bass
Enka use Omega Blast it did alot Hopefully he can not attack for one turn
His Alt Woops uses Time pulse to switch between him and K.Rool
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 5:15pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 5:15pm
#19
Say where is cross?And clash?And salt?
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 5:28pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 5:28pm
#20
Somehow, K. Rool took everything like a tank!

Nice try, really! Now, it WOULD be my turn...

Suddenly K. Rool aims his Blunderbuss, firing at... The Battle System!? The entire battle system breaks entirely!

...If it wasn't for the fact that I want a REAL battle. Where there are no "turns", actual fighting skill matters FAR more than mere stats, and there are NO LIMITS except the ones our bodies allow, and even then the TRULY strong can push FAR past them!
Now, then... Allow me to show you a few new tricks I picked up!

K. Rool aims his Blunderbuss into the air, spawning thunderclouds that hover above various people, striking down on them with thunder!
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