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The Absurd Roleplay
October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
Yoshi2020
Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted by Yoshi2020 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 1:41pm
Edited on 2019/04/06 at 1:52pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 1:41pm
Edited 2019/04/06 at 1:52pm
#1
Memesmith is pretty shocked by the fact that the Nokia 3310 hammer did absolutely nothing to Berserker K. Rool, it's a nokia 3310 after all!
I- Impossible!
It didn't even deal a single damage point!
Wait a second, is that the super sayian hair thing?
Always wondered what would happen if someone cuts it
Hey, Beta Shadow, can you try to do that with the shaggy blade?
Winston can be seen puking in a paper pocket in the background after hearing Berserker K. Rool say that he never cleans himself.
I- Impossible!It didn't even deal a single damage point!Wait a second, is that the super sayian hair thing?Always wondered what would happen if someone cuts itHey, Beta Shadow, can you try to do that with the shaggy blade?Winston can be seen puking in a paper pocket in the background after hearing Berserker K. Rool say that he never cleans himself.
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 2:16pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 2:16pm
#2
K. Rool doesn't know any moves known as Berserk Water, but whatever.
I'm not exactly immune to myself, but rather ATTACKS from myself. ...Well, really, I'm just immune to all forms of pain. I'm not immune to debuffs, though. But really, infinity is infinity no matter how hard you try, so debuffs don't matter.
Wait, Delta, don't! He's just toying with you!
Delta Paradox tries to hit K. Rool with everything he's got, only for it to do ultimately nothing. K. Rool knocks Delta away with a single smack.
...Correction. He WAS toying with you.
Alright, enough is enough! Full power or not, I still have Mastered Ultra Instinct AND Shaggy's Ancient Blade! So I can still-
Yes yes, whatever. Can I tell you a secret Beta? ...You may have turned your little Meme Organization from a force of evil to a force of good, but... I honestly still like you. You're actually a fine guy to hang around. So, I want to make you an offer...
...Join me, Beta Shadow. Unlike most of these creatures, YOU still have the ability to leave this Omniverse behind... And better yet, you have the ability to take me with you when this Omniverse crumbles.
Seriously!? You'd REALLY think I'd just LET you destroy the Omniverse like that!? This is one of my most favorite Omniverses to visit, one I SWORE to PROTECT! I'm not going to just throw it all away like that!
Hm, perhaps you're right... But still, I'll let you think about our little deal and save YOUR death for last. ...But first, a little gift to help you think...
K. Rool suddenly puts something in Beta Shadow's hands!
...Really? A GIFT? What could he POSSIBLY give me to try and convince me to...
Beta Shadow looks down at his "gift"...
...Huh. ...That was honestly a clever move there.
The Anti-Omni Meme instantly begins to corrupt Beta Shadow, turning him into Full Release Devil!
AT LAST... I'M FREE AGAIN AT LAST!
Hahahaha! I originally had the Anti-Omni Meme stolen from Beta Shadow so that he couldn't HAVE it... But now, he's just as inclined to destroy this Omniverse as I am! Your days are numbered now!
---
Full Release Devil's stats are all unknown.
I'm not exactly immune to myself, but rather ATTACKS from myself. ...Well, really, I'm just immune to all forms of pain. I'm not immune to debuffs, though. But really, infinity is infinity no matter how hard you try, so debuffs don't matter. Wait, Delta, don't! He's just toying with you!Delta Paradox tries to hit K. Rool with everything he's got, only for it to do ultimately nothing. K. Rool knocks Delta away with a single smack.
...Correction. He WAS toying with you. Alright, enough is enough! Full power or not, I still have Mastered Ultra Instinct AND Shaggy's Ancient Blade! So I can still- Yes yes, whatever. Can I tell you a secret Beta? ...You may have turned your little Meme Organization from a force of evil to a force of good, but... I honestly still like you. You're actually a fine guy to hang around. So, I want to make you an offer... ...Join me, Beta Shadow. Unlike most of these creatures, YOU still have the ability to leave this Omniverse behind... And better yet, you have the ability to take me with you when this Omniverse crumbles. Seriously!? You'd REALLY think I'd just LET you destroy the Omniverse like that!? This is one of my most favorite Omniverses to visit, one I SWORE to PROTECT! I'm not going to just throw it all away like that! Hm, perhaps you're right... But still, I'll let you think about our little deal and save YOUR death for last. ...But first, a little gift to help you think...K. Rool suddenly puts something in Beta Shadow's hands!
...Really? A GIFT? What could he POSSIBLY give me to try and convince me to...Beta Shadow looks down at his "gift"...
...Huh. ...That was honestly a clever move there.The Anti-Omni Meme instantly begins to corrupt Beta Shadow, turning him into Full Release Devil!
AT LAST... I'M FREE AGAIN AT LAST! Hahahaha! I originally had the Anti-Omni Meme stolen from Beta Shadow so that he couldn't HAVE it... But now, he's just as inclined to destroy this Omniverse as I am! Your days are numbered now!---
Full Release Devil's stats are all unknown.
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 2:25pm
Edited on 2019/04/06 at 3:07pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 2:25pm
Edited 2019/04/06 at 3:07pm
#3
Winston's Fedora disappeared due to TheCreativeEye's laziness
Ah, of course, now we have two immortal beings instead of one
Though I think I've got a plan.
Winston turns to Skull Reaper
What if you take Memesmith's soul while he's using 100% of his power?
Wack.
He's not even going to be able to SCRATCH me while i'm at 100% of my power!
Alright then.. Another plan
We fuse with eachother at 100% of our power, which-
No, that's super unstable
Alright theh,
Wait, why are we fighting K. Rool again?
To prevent him from destroying the omniverse..?
And how was he going to destroy the omniverse?
Using the wish co-
Oh.
So you're saying that we can just get the wish core from, i assume, that machine
Memesmith Points at the Blast-O-Matic
And just wish for K. Rool to die?
Yes, exactly that.
That.. Was so obvious
I can't believe we were stupid enough to forget about the wish core
Alright, Beta Team, can you cover our backs while we destroy that machine?
Memesmith flies up to the machine and starts repeatedly smacking it with the Nokia 3310 Hammer, while Winston is just standing there and making sure nobody interrupts Memesmith
Ah, of course, now we have two immortal beings instead of oneThough I think I've got a plan.Winston turns to Skull Reaper
What if you take Memesmith's soul while he's using 100% of his power?Wack.He's not even going to be able to SCRATCH me while i'm at 100% of my power!Alright then.. Another planWe fuse with eachother at 100% of our power, which-No, that's super unstableAlright theh,Wait, why are we fighting K. Rool again?To prevent him from destroying the omniverse..?And how was he going to destroy the omniverse?Using the wish co-Oh.So you're saying that we can just get the wish core from, i assume, that machineMemesmith Points at the Blast-O-Matic
And just wish for K. Rool to die?Yes, exactly that.That.. Was so obviousI can't believe we were stupid enough to forget about the wish coreAlright, Beta Team, can you cover our backs while we destroy that machine?Memesmith flies up to the machine and starts repeatedly smacking it with the Nokia 3310 Hammer, while Winston is just standing there and making sure nobody interrupts Memesmith
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 2:25pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 2:25pm
#4
The copy Poked him it's not a attack
It did alot
It did alot
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 2:41pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 2:41pm
#5
The Letter L tears K rools arm off while Doc Man tries to break his existence by removing him from space time!
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 2:44pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 2:44pm
#6
This alligator is crazy...Ultra Instinct Man also from the rift uses a Black Hole Bomb he is currently stuck and slaps him
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 3:06pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 3:06pm
#7
You can count on us, Winston and Memesmith!Somehow, K. Rool recovers from everything!
Oh, yes. Remember my ability to return from death in a new body? Well, I completely mastered that ability to the point where I can regrow my limbs! ...Also, everything else didn't hurt, and this form also makes me immune to space-time shenanigans such as my existence being messed with or being sent across time. ...That, and also I'm not the only one you should worry about anymore...Suddenly, Full Release Devil releases some form of shadow that tries to absorb Letter L and Mighty! Mighty is protected by Zeta Light, however.
Beta Shadow is out of control! We have to try and help him regain control! His Shaggy Blade could be our only hope of defeating K. Rool right now!
Easier said than done. Last time Full Release Devil was released, it wanted to devour an entire universe, and only by devouring a universe similar to ours would it be calmed. But now that it wants to destroy EVERYTHING, it would take a close friend to snap him out of it!
...Yep, we're doomed.
Is ANYONE here a good friend of Beta Shadow?
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 3:09pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 3:09pm
#8
Doc Man changes to Jupiter and saves L!
Nope!
Suddenly...L has finally reached full power!The force produced by L is so strong it sends everyone to a new dimension called The L dimension!It also brings along the blaster,and acts as a second main dimension for the omniverse.
This is the battle dimension where we can all go full power!
Rock Man Shadow tries to calm down Beta Shadow!
Please Beta!You were given a second chance...use it!
Nope!Suddenly...L has finally reached full power!The force produced by L is so strong it sends everyone to a new dimension called The L dimension!It also brings along the blaster,and acts as a second main dimension for the omniverse.
This is the battle dimension where we can all go full power!Rock Man Shadow tries to calm down Beta Shadow!
Please Beta!You were given a second chance...use it!
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 3:12pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 3:12pm
#9
Enka wanted to help and Ultra
He uses Bright Burst
If you haven’t notice by now my characters are kind of like BS because he’s inspired me to make my characters
He uses Bright Burst
If you haven’t notice by now my characters are kind of like BS because he’s inspired me to make my characters
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 3:12pm
Edited on 2019/04/06 at 3:18pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 3:12pm
Edited 2019/04/06 at 3:18pm
#10
Memesmith's smacking is getting faster and faster, while he also is visibly heating up and starting to emit cursed flames.
Who knew the machine would be so durable?
Who knew the machine would be so durable?
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 3:39pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 3:39pm
#11
Well, crap.
King K.Idiot is unstoppable...That jerk who tried to make REDACTED 2 posessed Beta...
This does not look good.
...Seems I'll have to resort to drastic measures.Mighty activates the Transformation Catalyst while forcing all his Rogue Stars to emit 100% of their power!
*unsettlingly loud harmonic screaming that threatens to break the space-time continuum*
Everyone on the battlefield is blinded by a blessed light as strong as a thousand supernovas, which hopefully weakens K.Rool and Full Release Devil's "posession" over Beta Shadow!
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 3:44pm
Edited on 2019/04/06 at 3:46pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 3:44pm
Edited 2019/04/06 at 3:46pm
#12
Unfortunately, the Anti-Omni Meme was too dark and powerful to have it's hold reversed by Mighty's light. It did, however, force Ninja Ghost and his team out of their robotic suits.
Poor choice, L. Now that I no longer have to worry about not destroying my base, I can release my ultimate attack!
K. Rool begins charging up his attack!
Oh, please. Like YOU'RE one for trying to convince him, Rockman Shadow. I'm sure you're unaware of it, but let me tell you about a little someone known as Symphony.
Symphony was another Rockman Shadow, and you know what he did? He pretended to be on my good side's... well, side, then he tried to absorb someone he was trying to protect... My good side tried to stop him, but then he got absorbed instead, allowing Symphony to use his power to practically TORTURE my good side's characters, as well as their friends. The only way he was able to stop him was by erasing his existence in that universe alongside Tone's reaper, not only erasing that reaper for good, but also unallowing Beta Shadow to enter the universe of the canonical Beta Man ever again! And to top it all off, the results led to NOTHING!
As such, Beta Shadow would NEVER trust anyone like him again, and thus to an extent anyone like YOU!
Ugh, Symphony, I remember him. I TRIED to warn him about how his plans would end up in failure, and what did he do? He lost, became a ghost, and was erased from history altogether.
...You know that isn't helping, right?
Never ONCE did I say I was going to help.
Poor choice, L. Now that I no longer have to worry about not destroying my base, I can release my ultimate attack!K. Rool begins charging up his attack!
Oh, please. Like YOU'RE one for trying to convince him, Rockman Shadow. I'm sure you're unaware of it, but let me tell you about a little someone known as Symphony. Symphony was another Rockman Shadow, and you know what he did? He pretended to be on my good side's... well, side, then he tried to absorb someone he was trying to protect... My good side tried to stop him, but then he got absorbed instead, allowing Symphony to use his power to practically TORTURE my good side's characters, as well as their friends. The only way he was able to stop him was by erasing his existence in that universe alongside Tone's reaper, not only erasing that reaper for good, but also unallowing Beta Shadow to enter the universe of the canonical Beta Man ever again! And to top it all off, the results led to NOTHING! As such, Beta Shadow would NEVER trust anyone like him again, and thus to an extent anyone like YOU! Ugh, Symphony, I remember him. I TRIED to warn him about how his plans would end up in failure, and what did he do? He lost, became a ghost, and was erased from history altogether. ...You know that isn't helping, right? Never ONCE did I say I was going to help.
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 4:12pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 4:12pm
#13
Aeon tries to BFG K. Rool in the face!
Alternate Aeon tries PK Hax Ω!
Parallel Aeon 1 tries to fire yet MORE crystal spikes at K. Rool!
Trimarc starts charging Meme Energy.
Collateral Aeon tries to use Time Erasure to completely nullify K. Rool's next turn! (as in, the one where he unleashes his attack.)
(look, i just forgot to get up until 3 pm.)
Alternate Aeon tries PK Hax Ω!
Parallel Aeon 1 tries to fire yet MORE crystal spikes at K. Rool!
Trimarc starts charging Meme Energy.
Collateral Aeon tries to use Time Erasure to completely nullify K. Rool's next turn! (as in, the one where he unleashes his attack.)
(look, i just forgot to get up until 3 pm.)
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 4:21pm
Edited on 2019/04/06 at 4:39pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 4:21pm
Edited 2019/04/06 at 4:39pm
#14
The light thins out into a sort of aurora over the battlefield...
The stats of the entities fighting against K.Rool rise beyond comprehension!
Mighty steps forth in his Celestial Rogue form!
This ends now, K.Fool.
Over the course of 0.012 nanoseconds Mighty punches and kicks K.Rool a total of 3 million kazillion times, obviosly not harming him but at least hopefully making him lose his charge!
Mighty uses his power to fuse a Quick Man and Guts Man card from his apparently not quite as memey as he thought deck.
The cards fused into the P R O N T O D A C T E D card!
A P R O NT O D A C T E D entity enters the universe K.Rool is in and slams into him at c^8, c being the speed of light and pushes him into a nearby giant star! There's no explanation in the entire OMNIVERSE for him not taking at least ONE hitpoint of damage from all that.
The entity leaves before a second passes...
Mighty
HP ∞/∞
Level ∞
Attack ∞
Defense ∞
Speed ∞
The stats of the entities fighting against K.Rool rise beyond comprehension!
Mighty steps forth in his Celestial Rogue form!
This ends now, K.Fool.Over the course of 0.012 nanoseconds Mighty punches and kicks K.Rool a total of 3 million kazillion times, obviosly not harming him but at least hopefully making him lose his charge!
Mighty uses his power to fuse a Quick Man and Guts Man card from his apparently not quite as memey as he thought deck.
The cards fused into the P R O N T O D A C T E D card!
A P R O NT O D A C T E D entity enters the universe K.Rool is in and slams into him at c^8, c being the speed of light and pushes him into a nearby giant star! There's no explanation in the entire OMNIVERSE for him not taking at least ONE hitpoint of damage from all that.
The entity leaves before a second passes...
MightyHP ∞/∞
Level ∞
Attack ∞
Defense ∞
Speed ∞
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 4:35pm
Edited on 2019/04/06 at 4:40pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 4:35pm
Edited 2019/04/06 at 4:40pm
#15
Mighty's attempt did indeed stop K. Rool's charge, and also did damage! ...Unfortunately, it was indeed just 1 point of damage.
Full Release Devil releases a wall of darkness that prevented ALL of the Aeons' attacks from reaching K. Rool!
Ok, everyone. We of the Beta Team will try to distract K. Rool. Meanwhile, someone among the rest of us HAS to have some form of connection towards Beta Shadow to help him fight back against the Anti-Omni Meme's hold on him, so try to do that! If we can free Beta Shadow, he could use the Ancient Shaggy Blade to defeat K. Rool!
All of Beta Team begins to attack K. Rool all at once, but to no effect!
So you want to play THAT game, eh?
K. Rool fights back against Beta Team, who are getting trampled!
...
(Oh, for the love of...) Darkrai! Null! Shadow! Spiritomb! We have to help out Beta Team and attack K. Rool! It's not like we could get through to Beta Shadow anyways, so it's the best thing we've got!
Why do WE have to get in on this? Without our suits, we hardly even stand a CHANCE against ANYONE here!
...Perhaps we don't stand a chance by ourselves... I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I know where to get some help.
Ninja Ghost suddenly opens a rift across dimensions, leaving through it temporarily with the others.
Full Release Devil releases a wall of darkness that prevented ALL of the Aeons' attacks from reaching K. Rool!
Ok, everyone. We of the Beta Team will try to distract K. Rool. Meanwhile, someone among the rest of us HAS to have some form of connection towards Beta Shadow to help him fight back against the Anti-Omni Meme's hold on him, so try to do that! If we can free Beta Shadow, he could use the Ancient Shaggy Blade to defeat K. Rool!All of Beta Team begins to attack K. Rool all at once, but to no effect!
So you want to play THAT game, eh?K. Rool fights back against Beta Team, who are getting trampled!
... (Oh, for the love of...) Darkrai! Null! Shadow! Spiritomb! We have to help out Beta Team and attack K. Rool! It's not like we could get through to Beta Shadow anyways, so it's the best thing we've got! Why do WE have to get in on this? Without our suits, we hardly even stand a CHANCE against ANYONE here! ...Perhaps we don't stand a chance by ourselves... I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I know where to get some help.Ninja Ghost suddenly opens a rift across dimensions, leaving through it temporarily with the others.
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 4:36pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 4:36pm
#16
When everyone left, Memesmith was still smashing the machine, now having a green super sayian effect and smashing extremely fast. He was too distracted with smacking the machine to leave I guess...
A little bit of the Wish Core can be seen through all of the cracks in the now unrepairable machine!
A little bit of the Wish Core can be seen through all of the cracks in the now unrepairable machine!
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 4:41pm
Edited on 2019/04/06 at 4:47pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 4:41pm
Edited 2019/04/06 at 4:47pm
#17
Well, that's still something...Mighty resummons P R O N T O D A C T E D, and constantly double-teams K.Rool alongside it with a new, unpredictable strategy every time! Note that P R O N T O D A C T E D is a being of almost pure darkness, so it can bypass all but the most powerful techniques of darkness-related attack protection using P R O N T O D A C T E D.
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 4:53pm
Edited on 2019/04/06 at 5:03pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 4:53pm
Edited 2019/04/06 at 5:03pm
#18
(Hey Im using my alt account dont mind me)
NOW LISTEN HERE SMARTASS!I WILL F*CK YOU UP SO HARD THAT YOU FUCKING WARP TO YOUR OWN LITTLE STUPID FUCKING DIMENSION OF PAIN!!JUST BECAUSE I SEEM LIKE A GOODY GOD DAMN TWO SHOES DOESN'T MEAN I'M A PUSHOVER!NOW SEE THE POWER OF THE TRUE STRONGEST MEGA MAN!
Rockman shadow warps off back to the other dimension with full release devil!
Enraged Dimensions | Above Infinite Power
NOW LISTEN HERE SMARTASS!I WILL F*CK YOU UP SO HARD THAT YOU FUCKING WARP TO YOUR OWN LITTLE STUPID FUCKING DIMENSION OF PAIN!!JUST BECAUSE I SEEM LIKE A GOODY GOD DAMN TWO SHOES DOESN'T MEAN I'M A PUSHOVER!NOW SEE THE POWER OF THE TRUE STRONGEST MEGA MAN!Rockman shadow warps off back to the other dimension with full release devil!
Enraged Dimensions | Above Infinite Power
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 5:04pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 5:04pm
#19
Yes, I can feel your anger, Rockman Shadow... AND NOW IT SHALL BE MINE!Suddenly, an unavoidable shadow forms around Enraged Dimensions/Rockman Shadow, absorbing him and transferring his power to Full Release Devil!
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 5:08pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 5:08pm
#20
It absorbs Rockman Shadow...however...the power cannot be used by Full Release Devil,as Rockman Shadows Light Core prevents his power from being used by evil!
Rockman Shadow smashed FRD'S face into the floor,breaking part of his face!
Rockman Shadow smashed FRD'S face into the floor,breaking part of his face!
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