

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)



Finally, I get to do something! Eat Beak Shot, you idiotic traitor!
...I hate my life.
If you had the ability to, I’d tell you to cry me a river.
Don’t worry, gang, I got ‘em!
No, you big idiot, don’t-
...
Oh... Whoops?

See, man? What’d I tell you?
Wait, what!?
Yeah! And get this: I caught a look on my scanners. They’re BOTH weak to Freeze Core! Now, get over here and help me out, will ya?
...And what a shame too... You could’ve reached the stairs, had you not stopped to look.
Wait, wha!? I hate it when that happens!
Oh, don’t worry... Even if they get past us, with the disadvantage they’ve got, there’s no WAY these guys will make it through! Face it, you two are in over your heads!
3 on 1? I like these odds! We'll be out here in no time!
This won't be as easy as you believe. I barely have any WE, and while this isn't true for our *ahem* new recruit here, one attack will most definitely end you. If anything, you are the biggest hindrance in this scenario.
Well, I can still fi--
Laser Joe N.216. Fetch me the Weapon Capsule near the stairs on the Abandoned Warehouse.
Item targeted. Fetching Weapon Capsule.
Good.
You couldn't have told him to do the same thing as you?
He's of more use to me this way. Now do the jumping thing you things always do.
(Rassa-frassa stupid condescending glorified Proto Man looking Sniper Joe ordering me around... gotta be careful what I wish for next time.)
You fool... I can still reach your weakened friend!
If you go for that Weapon Capsule, and I am unable to catch you, then the newly-arrived Spine will! So, what will it be: survival, or the item?
You fool... You forgot the ONE THING about facing us Big Eyes... To keep at an odd number’s distance!
...Ok, fair.

So much for being an expert tactician, huh?
Quiet, spare me of your impudent behavior. Neither of them can attack him since he isn't within proximity of either of their striking ranges. If at all anyone, our one-eyed friend is the hostage.
Yeah, and? You won't be able to reach them in time if anything happens, and If I try and make a move your pal over there might get taken out too!
That's a risk I'm willing to take. When I say "now", you will attack without any hesitation.
Here it comes...
Now.
Built-in communicators, baby!
ICE MAN?!?!?!?!?!
blast man! enker! i'm glad you both are here! but i suggest you turn around-
NO! i'm not going without you!
You see that? THAT'S why you use Basic Attack. It actually helps when you can't attack.
In other words, you only use it when you're a loser with only 2 Weapon Energy. Or a loser who only has, like, 1, 2 points in Attack stat.
Hey, you're one to talk!
Correct, I am. Because I have 2 Weapon Energy AND I can move.
...
...So, why are we doing this again?
Well, since it doesn't matter if they know we're in this universe or not, and since this little "Robot Academy" thing seems interesting, I decided that we should partake. ...Mostly because I'm bored.
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...Now, I know we all got off on the wrong foot and everything... But if we can just stay calm and not do anything stupid like-
First to beat Cut Man gets the bounty!
*Sighs*
...Oh, yeah, I guess I should mention. I decided to add in 2 new versions of outlaw missions.
One is the Runaway Outlaw. In these missions, Outlaws will attempt to escape the player by reaching a set of stairs, and the mission would be to disable them before they can reach the stairs.
The other one, which you are facing now, is the Rival Race. In these outlaw missions, you'll need to disable the outlaw before a rival team does. In this case, Ninja Man and Sergeant Man. (Though, it won't ALWAYS be them.)
...Oh, and feel free to attack these rivals all you'd like to slow them down.
Well, look what we have here... Shall I freeze them? ...Take them out, soldier!
When Frozen, you are unable to move or attack for 3 turns... Or, alternatively, when a teammate reaches the stairs, or when hit with a Flame-Core attack.
Fortunately, when frozen, the enemy cannot attack you, either. Although, nor can a teammate give you an item, aside from the currently-not-obtainable Freeze Cure.
Do note that Freeze Cores can NOT be frozen. (Yet, for some reason, Flame Cores CAN...)
I did not think that would actually work.
Of course you didn't. You both have the combined intellectual capability of an inanimate object. There's more to winning than doing damage or smothering the enemy. You calculate the reward from risks and respond accordingly.
All that's left to do is get out of this filth heap. Unfortunately, it will take me about two more turns in the meantime to reach the stairs. On your way out, be sure to grab the Module that Big Eye dropped.
What about the Weapon Capsule? I can still get it.
Have you not been paying attention to anything we have been doing? Even if you take that Weapon Capsule, you'll be at the mercy of that Spine. It's not worth the likelihood.
You were willing to risk my life not a minute ago!
It's different when the weight of your actions entail certain death.
Ahem. If you two are finished with your marriage counseling, I'd like to get a move on.
And you, Beak, are SO lucky that I'm not supposed to attack you.
SERIOUSLY!? We're STILL getting killstealers!? AND They're Sergeant Man and Ninja Man!? I swear, when I get either Astro Crush or an Overdrive technique, the next person who decides to steal one of your kills will be SO DEAD, their bodies won't even be able to REGISTER their deadness!
Uhh... You okay, dude?
WHATEVER! I'm gonna get to Cut Man FIRST, and THEN laser him in the FACE!
NO, YOU IDIOT! Don't run into enemy territory like that!
you might've frozen blast man, but you didn't freeze me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
GYAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Oh? Afraid of a little enemy fire?
Considering this place is an oil rig, being unnerved by the slightest flame is reasonable.
Please, what threat could THESE weak little mechs hold?
...The way you do things? I'm sure you'll find out soon enough.
Seriously? I could've sworn I could do a whole lot more damage than THAT.
Well maybe if you bought an Attack Pellet instead of a Defense one.
I can only hold one item, Sergeant.
That wouldn't be a problem if you just got the Inventory Bag like I said to.
Well, I am the one in charge here!
I'm very sure that neither of us have any real leadership permissions, and even then, it would do more good than harm to actually listen for once!
Nothing personal, kid... Just business.
...No. Do NOT attack him.
H-huh!? But he's weakened! I bet I could even do a Basic Attack and he'd fall!
Exactly... And that's why I want you to leave him alone. Because I want the pleasure of disabling ALL these guys. ...Help yourself to weakening that tanky guy, though... [b]Give him the oily surprise.[/i]]{cutter}
...Heh. With pleasure.
Being covered in oil makes you more vulnerable to the next Flame Core attack used on you. ...That's really all I can say on the matter, other than Flame Cores are immune to being covered in oil. For obvious reasons.
Well, if you’re just going to stand around talking, I think that can be arranged!
You’re fortunate enough that I can’t do that right now... But what I CAN do is use my Freeze Shot on you once I gain the second point of WE I need... But who knows? Maybe you can do something before then... You know, instead of thinking that words are more effective than actions.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! a single attack like that doesn't stop me from saving metall classic!
I've already decided where we're going: Back to Intro Field.
And this time.... there will be NO interference from anyone else in the Academy.
Now, if you will... let's get going, shall we?
It's for your own good that you stop fighting. If you surrender, I can still get you to Dr. Light's and he can help you. Make you better than before. Give you a purpose. Isn't that what you want?
Never! I'd rather be destroyed serving Dr. Wily than be taken to a bunch of pretentious, self-righteous two-faced fools like the rest of you!
....
Wipe that do-gooder look off your face. Deep down, you think you're better than the rest of us because you're the "Super Fighting Robot" don't you?
DON'T YOU!?
I... I'm sorry.
Prepare yourself, you purple-colored Bass, because I'm gonna make paper dolls outta you!
Oh no you don't! You're mine!
You know, I'm feeling generous. I'll let you have the first hit!
...No.
...Excuse me?
You heard me! I already have the PERFECT opportunity to get rid of at least ONE of my enemies, and I'm not letting that opportunity slip away!
Well now, looks like it's the end of the line! Say goodbye to that pretty face of yours, pal!
(Am I the ONLY one here who isn't being overconfident?)
Not bad... But not good enough!
Huh? I thought it would do more damage than that...
...Ah, no matter... One of my little friends are arriving on the scene right now!

Remember, our goal isn't to defeat anyone here, well have to act as fast as possible.
You there. Big Eye. Take out those bystanding Mechas on your left.
Gotcha.
As for you, #216, you're coming with me.
Aye aye, Commander.
We're making it to that third floor. And no one's stopping us.
You know, getting in my face wasn't the brightest idea.
...Especially since I've got a full buster charge!
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