

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)




Yo mama so FAT, she bacon SIX lettice; lake Metall TIMEZONE moustache!



Right. I’ll just move up here. Techno, try a stronger move, won’t you?
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Well, worry not. I’m sure things will be more interesting later on down the line.
Oh my good
, that's TWO casualities in one move!
NEW STRAT, EVERYONE. When that
-stained f
eye gets to max Weapon Energy, STAY THE ABSOLUTE HELL AWAY FROM IT.
Now that that is over with, I can resume my original activities and claim that Sni...
But of course. Nothing can stay without my work being impeded upon. I will have to compensate for this myself.
I believe I know just who to talk to about this...


He hasn’t failed yet.
(And yet, you’re participating in- hosting, even- this forum game instead of going for that “revenge” you were looking towards.)
Oh, nothing.

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...Heheheheheh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
You just revealed your fatal flaw, non-buddy! And guess what!? I know EXACTLY how to exploit the hell out of it to the point where it fails to recognize even the most OBVIOUS of scams! BREAK LASER!
Hmph. How tedious.
Well if that's what you think then go on Mr. FANCY PANTS
I really don't understand why Rotom makes some e d g y Characters :/
What did you say?
Nothing... Edge Lord 

WOAH! Yo, watch where you’re-! ...Hey, you seem familiar...
Yikes! Looks like I gotta split!
(Yeah, that’s what I thought, you spineless runt! Go back to the Oil Wells where you came from, and never come back!)
I see you have all come back safely from the Electrical Tower... Good. That means I can finally go back home and see if I can finally take back control... Should be no problem, without that beast spreading some sort of virus around...
Either way, I’ll be glad to finally return and leave this place... I mean, look at it! Why do you even call it your home? It has no class whatsoever!
Sheesh, sorry! (Sorry that it’s true, anyways...)
...Ah, yes. You might be wondering about that Oil Man robot... Well, apparently someone made him think it was a smart idea to come here and burn it all to the ground.
(Fortunately, some of us here are far too experienced for him to pose any threat... Let this be a lesson for any others out there who wants to attack the town directly.)
Yes, quite... Whatever he said. In any case, I suppose I should thank you for taking care of the problem for me... Here, I suppose this will be appropriate.
...Apparently, my place is too “annoying” and “frustrating” because of all the electrical traps, electrical enemies, and... Well, all the electricity in general. This Ability Upgrade should make this easier for you, should you return to my home again... Or any other place with a lot of electricity, really.
Speaking of all of that electricity...
...Isn’t the Yellow Devil weak to electricity? How did he manage to kick you out to begin with?
...Hmph. I’ll have you know it wasn’t the Yellow Devil who kicked me out... Rather, it was the other robots he had under control with that strange virus... If it was him on his own, I would’ve removed him myself, no problem. ...But I was outnumbered, and overwhelmed with enemies that are at least resistant to electricity like I was.
I see... Which, I suppose it raises another question... Where did this virus come from to begin with?
...Well, either way, it is no longer of my concern. I must be going on my way, now.
(...Come on, Treble. It’s time for our grand opening!)
(Tch, fine. I still can’t believe you managed to drag me into this...)
“Grand opening”? What do you mean by that?
Wait, you can understand them!?
You’ll be surprised at what they teach you at the Robot Military. They even started teaching “Bumo-ese” right before the appearance of a certain purple “you-know-who”.
(Well, if you really want to become good members of the Academy- Or just strong in general, I really couldn’t care less- Then congrats, you have a free ticket to the Treble Bootcamp!)
(And if you’re more interested in style, then the Rush Outfitters has just what you need! ...Don’t ask what a dog like me has to do with style and fashion, though.)
Treble’s Bootcamp
Great Job. Guess your Weapons are Really Powerful. You've done well so far. But now, don't be a D*****bag ok? I'M TALKING TO YOU PHANTASM
Rush’s Outfitters 
...What.
I don’t remember there being ANY kind of struggle.
If this was Team MKII, you’d be patting them on the back!
And if they didn’t?
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(And this is why villains don’t get along...)
Why, I think I will. And I shall give it the name, “Moon Jump”.
Thank you, master Missingno. I shall serve you until the day of my demise.
Simple; I corrupted it. It is now my eternal servant... And it will do exactly as I tell it to. Even if I told it to die.
Well, I can’t help it if inverted colors aren’t for everyone.
Well, that’s your opinion. Techno, take us to the next floor, will you?
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Yes yes, are you quite done with your little tangent?
Surely...
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