

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)



Hmph. Though the option is tempting, there are urgent matters that lie ahead.
...The heck's THIS thing, some kind of heavy bouncy ball? And why does it feel like holding it makes me more powerful?


...So, you going to do anything?
...Very well...


Right. I’m going to head up over here and charge my buster. Techno, go grab that Charge Module. Moon Jump, acquire those bolts.
On it!
HA! Twice the amount than Team Prototype! Get jealous, losers!
Eh, what can you do?
Okay, who's making all that racket?
Oh hey, it's you. The hell are YOU up to?
Trying to shoot the art supplies out of this thing, that's what!
Right, you're attempting to shoot that flying clock with ey-
Wait, WHO PUT THAT FLYING CLOCK WITH EYES THERE!?
Doesn't matter right now! What DOES matter is the fact hat you can't just rush into Mystery Dungeons alone like that! You could have gotten SERIOUSLY anvil'd, or worse!
...I'm gonna assume you mean somebody's going to drop an anvil on me. Also, you're gonna have to elaborate on that "mystery dungeon" bit and how something supposedly worse than having an anvil break your skull into a million pieces- because reminder, humans ain't as ridiculously durable as your average Tim & Jeremy character- can somehow happen in here.
...You know, for someone who claims not to be trying to troll me, you're REALLY good at this thing! I mean, you even made up a piece of media out of the blue!
Back to more important matters though, the reason I came here is to pull you out of this literal deathtrap in case you got lost!
I'm pretty sure I can probably handle that myself if things get messy.
Actually, no you can't! You've made it blatantly obvious that you don't know how Mystery Dungeons work! SOMEONE'S gotta make sure you don't get disabled in 5 seconds flat!
Look, I'll do what I can, okay!? Now go back to hitting that clock in the face or whatever!
Okay, so much for convenience. Me and my big nonexistent mouth.
You, er... you may wanna get back. Things may get a rough from here out.
(This is bad. Not only can he shoot from a slight distance, but if I advance any closer, I'm at odd's range away. The only option I have is to buy time for Laser Joe to nail him, or maybe get lucky if he ends up moving. Either way, I'd better brace myself.)
Is it me or is it getting hot in he-
SHUT UP AND GET TO THE STAIRS!
Tch. Insolent nuisances all the same, none of whom I have time for.

Uh guys...This Heli Met's-
...Wait up!


Are you kidding me? I already said before, I can handle myself!
...By the way, you sound familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?
...You know what, nevermind. I’m going to keep on moving forwards, and I am NOT going to be stopped by anyone.
...
!
...Say, Ninja. Who are those two over there?
I dunno... I think one of them said they were a human?
A human that’s been turned into a robot... How peculiar.
You honestly believe such a bizarre tale?
Can’t be any stranger than a small, purple ghost-like creature falling out from a dimensional wormhole in the sky.
...Point taken.
(A human that has been turned into a robot... I hope this doesn’t mean they’ve met Dr. Pedo...)
...I’m gonna go help them. Take care of this other guy, will ya?
Huh? Ninja, what’re you-
Look, I’ve scanned them both. BOTH of them are Level 1- which, I don’t know WHY that’s something that popped up in my scanner, nor do I know what that even means- so I think they need a little bit of help taking these guys down, lest they either get absolutely destroyed, or take an eternity to defeat one enemy.
But Ninja, I-
...
...
... *Sigh* Alright, Flutter Fly, you’re just gonna have to move your way over to me.
...
...
Oh, come on, that’s not even-
...You know what, nevermind. (I honestly feel used to being ignored outright... And somehow, I feel like I’m not the only one.)

I see you are bored waiting there, Beak. Well, prepare to be bored no longer, for your putrid life is at its end!
Perhaps. But his Attack was boosted, he was using a weakness, and Cut Man doesn’t exactly have a lot in terms of Defense to begin with.
Right. Techno, charge up and go for Beak 2. Moon Jump, head for the stairs. Do NOT go down them until Techno defeats Beak 2.
Understood, boss!
...Man, I can relate with that far more than I'd like to.
*ahem*
Oh, my bad bro.
...
So they've caught up. How interesting... though judging from your surroundings, it seems you have business in need to be taken care of.
Meanwhile, the only thing left for myself is to leave.
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