

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)



What? He's still alive?
Sorry, MKII....
But death isn't an option!
You say that as if you are fated for the otherwise. Look at yourself. You're all but dead on your feet already. How do you expect to get to the third floor?
Heh. The answer is quite obvious. I'll just have to use my most effective technique yet...







Yes. What about that Clock Man?
Man, this is REALLY starting to get stupid; why the hell are there like FIVE enemies on this floor alone? I get that this is supposed to force people to git gud, but this seems like a tad overkill. Besides, not like I can hit multiple people AT ONCE!
Wait, AT ONCE? Holy
, I think we have an ability like that!
Yeah, but it KIIINDA cuts my stats in half, including my TPS- that's Tachyoses Per Second, by the way- and I'm pretty sure one more tap on the shoulder is gonna turn me into a bunch of glowy bouncy balls that move in cardinal and diagonal directions.
Oh. Welp, guess that makes it pretty much useless then.





Isn’t it obvious? To participate in the story, of course.
Noted.
*Chuckles* I’m in danger.

And here we are...but yet again, it appears yet again we have followers. An inconvenience.
On the other hand, what a coincidence! It's the Team who, should I say... "Took the fall" for my little trip to Oil Wells.
Hey! If you think we forgot what you did to our Team Leader so easily, you're mistaken!
Wait. Of all places to go, why Mountain Mines? What Business would you have there?
Unless...
Oh no.
Yes, exactly right. There is no escape for your dear "Commander". Soon he will be but a memory trapped in his own body. All you can do shield him... If you can.
Aaaaand he just played us like the suckers we are. You knew that if there's even a speck of a chance that he's still in there, we wouldn't let it go to waste.
All under the assumption he isn't already too far gone, which we don't know.
I can neither confirm nor deny that he is or is not.
...You know, that is actually a really ingenious plan.
But even if it means playing into Mr. MKII's hands, we have to do it!
!!!
Do not waste your non-existent breath, Laser. I gave your pathetic excuse of a leader a simple shot, and he's currently blowing it. He no longer has any chance- or hope- of escaping.
Which is a shame, really... I actually wanted to see if he actually could beat the REAL MKII in a fight, or even stand the slightest bit of chance... But I suppose it's not meant to be...
Men, to the stairs. As far as I am concerned, only one of the other teams here have any interest in taking down the Guts Dozer, and I have no interest losing this little race to one of the characters of the person who created that purple little nuisance.
Ah, speak of the devil. (If I'm going to be rather sluggish, may as well make some small talk...) Hello there, Phantasm! I'd say it's fancy meeting you here, but... Let's face it, of course you would come the second the moment presents itself. Say...
...You wouldn't happen to be friends with someone called "Aeon", would you?
Sir! Look at this!
Where did you get-
Look! Right here.
What on earth is that?
No clue sir. Shall we investigate?
Hmm...Sure. Why not. What could go wrong.
Say Acorn.
Yeah, sir?
Why are there so many robots and droids here?
No clue sir. Maybe they also want the materials?
What! I'll stop them before they even get to the second floor!
I would highly not recommend that. Your chances are approximately 32.33% of defeating at least one guy. Repeating of course.
I like those odds...
Sir, don't.
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