

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)



...YOU of all people, huh.
Just gonna get this out of the way, MKII; do NOT attempt in any way to interfere with our mission, or you WILL pay the price. HARD.
Then again, I plan to beat you up ANYWAY, so really you're just accelerating the inevitable in that case.
By the way, I DID know a guy named Aeon, but I haven't seen him since he set out to collect those "Dragon Emerald" thingamaboppers.




...Well, it was... Decent enough, catching up with all of you. However, I believe I must be going now. That Guts Dozer will not be defeating itself, after all.
(I can't hit him with any attacks from my Buster. Even if I try, I'll just miss. And I'll keep using up WE... I'll have to try some other way.)
What a disappointment. You expect to overthrow me and yet here you struggle to hit what is an insect?

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...Plaything, huh? Alright then...
By no means flatter yourself. The mission is as much mine as it is yours.
As for the future....
I already have one Academy member under my control, as well as a Fake Man. I would not mind expanding on my collection.
Tch! Who does the Pokemon think he is fooling? I will be the one to slay that oversized War Machine myself!
Nah, you ain't turning the Guts Dozer into your new personal dreadnaought.
In fact, we're gonna trash it before you even get the chance to face it in combat.
...REALLY wishing I brought Shark Man along, though.



It appears that now everyone is focused on taking down the Guts Tank...
(No idea what Vat Man is going on about a blimp, though... While I do see the blimp, I doubt something as big as the Guts Tank is going to be anywhere on there... Otherwise, I’m fairly certain that blimp would be crashing from the sheer weight of the machine, if not because it is currently on a rampage.)
Regardless, this should be rather interesting... And, dare I even say it, perhaps a little... fun.
...No, no. Do not get yourself excited, Missingno.... You must not show anything of the sorts. It’s part of why you’re here, after all... To test yourself... Among... other things... At others’ expense.
...In any case... Let the race begin.
(...So, you two managed to lose... Hmph. How saddening. You’re fortunate enough that you don’t lose anything from it.)
(Come back when you feel like you can actually manage yourselves in there. I may be good for fast experience, but that won’t matter if you can’t get your hands on any...)
(...You could possibly try raising your ranks in one of the lower-level dungeons, or defeat a Robot Master to take their weapons. Maybe THEN you might be able to keep up.)
This is were we part ways, sidekicks (and Blader). It seems yet again fate has deemed you outcasts. Until we meet again- If you survive.
Welp, at least I was able to inflict some damage on that Zeta guy.
Anyway, Imma go head back to that place with the flying clocks.
Oh no you don't! I am NOT going to risk letting you get scrapped by a bunch of high-tier bots TWICE!
Ugh, fine, what's YOUR idea of a decent area to git gud in?
How 'bout the Abandoned Warerhouse? There's TONS of floor-scrubbing trampolines there!
Look, Mondegreen, or whatever the hell nickname you prefer? I'm pretty sure there's nothing to fight at a place that's ABANDONED. It's right in the name, for crying out loud!
Well it's either that, or a massive steel-producing facility that has open pits of lava. Barring that, there's this secret area with flying buzzsaws and a ton of straght-up torture devices. Your choice!
I'LL TAKE THE ABANDONDED WAREHOUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE OFFER.
Does it really matter? You would’ve made the same turn, anyways.
I’ll have myself do that, thank you.
As for the rest of you, if we are to beat the others, than you are to head for the stairs at on-
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...Techno.
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...Destroy that bat at once.
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