Oh, there's no catch... Unless you count Sark and Exetior staying within the book forever being the catch, that is.
Now, if you excuse me, I must put this book back in my Library!
What is the meaning of this!?
I.M. Meen.
King Harkinian...!? What are you doing here!?
We are here for the book with your Magic Labyrinth... Weegee and Mario's Head has been trying to break it!
No way! I've just detained a pair of demons within this book! If you take it, they might just be released into the world!
It is of far greater importance that the Head of Weegee is kept within that book! And besides, you know very well you could never defeat me in a fight!
I... I know, but... *Sigh* Fine, if you insist... But be careful; One slip-up, and those demons will be after my head... And if that happens, I'll be taking you down with me, Harkinian!
No! My-a master plan, ruined! Curse that-a King Harkinian... But-a more importantly, DAMN those-a demons for being weak enough to be-a trapped by that-a book! I was-a counting on them to destroy it!
...No matter. The King has to sip up at-a some point. And I'll-a be waiting for when that day comes. No matter how long I must-a wait.
...Alright. The book is in safe hands now. We won't need to worry about Weegee for a long time.
You're probably wonder how on earth that even worked. Well it's really quite simple.
It's a miracle.
What the-!? What are you doing with my book!?
And more importantly, what do you want with it? You're not looking to release Weegee, are you!?
hey guys! i'm back from space!
Ugh.....not that moron again....!
Well I've got a theory.
If the King receives the book, then it will be stolen by those d*** Ziers. That's why...
That's why I'm gonna burn it.
Besides, it has two Ziers in there. All the more reason to destroy them.
No! If you do that, Weegee will be released, and will try to release the eyes of the Mario Head! And if they're both released and reunited as one, the Anti-Matt will return!
Please, I beg of you... You can keep the book if you'd like. But please, do not destroy it! If you do, the entire Omniverse will be doomed!
(Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Sark and Exetior has nothing to do with the Ziers... Could he be thinking about the ORIGINAL Sonic.EXE instead?)
...
You're keeping our one weapon against the Ziers in this book?
My King, don't you understand?
If Matt falls, then the Ziers will be without a leader. Meaning that when the war happens, we Formers will win and be remembered again. Then the world will go back to when it made sense. Back when miracles happened. Back before 2013. How could you, the King of Formers, NOT want that to happen?
Or...are you not the King Harkinian I know?
get that lighter out of here! you don't know what could or could not be flammable!
...The Matt you're after is not the leader of the Ziers you know... He is one of the creators of the Omniverse. If he and Cranky falls... All life will end. Weegee and Mario's Head has no intention on sparing ANYONE.
And, no. I am not the Harkinian you know, nor is I.M. Meen the I.M. Meen you may know. They have died long ago, by the hands of Fafnir... I am the King of the YTPs. The same group that has struggled alongside Matt and Cranky centuries ago to stop the original Anti-Matt... Who split them into the entities of Weegee and Mario's Head, and sealed them to prevent them from destroying everything... And if you release Weegee, it will all be reversed... And EVERYONE- the remaining Formers included- will die.
...Do not do this. You know not the doom you'd bring.
...
Then take the book.
But when our war does come, this universe will be our battlegrounds. I can only hope you choose the right side. Farewell, false king.
...Believe me, I know exactly what side to take... And that is neither side. I will not fight in such a senseless war.
...It has become clear to me that this book isn't even safe in my hands... We must take this book to Cranky Kong.
Wh-what the-!? Why can't I enter?
Sorry, Mr. Harkinian. Since this is the first time we've met- and thus aren't exactly friends yet- the only way you can come in is if you were a customer.
A customer...? Wait, is this a pizza diner?
Yep. We're having a party in here, actually... Want to join in on that?
...Hm. I suppose it wouldn't hurt... I wonder what you have for dinner.
I hope you'll be able to take good care of this book, Cranky.
Well, this place is an absolute mess...
Whoever did this clearly had no idea what they were doing. If they were going for the kill, they might as well have blasted away the scraps...
But of course they wouldn't want do do that. They're scraps.
Scraps who will learn the power of SWN-001.
Ra Moon doesn't have a serial number. Ra Thor is NWN-001.
Now we can start the tournament!!!
Uhhh......hey CD-I Link, how's it going?
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