Could be better... Hotel Mario transferred Mario Head's eyes from his toaster to some copy of Super Mario 64, and we don't know where that copy is!
If that Mario Head DOES manage to return somehow, he's gonna answer for sending Weegee's torso to break my toaster!
Thankfully, with his eyes missing, Mario Head is just as lost on where the copy is as we are... We just have to hope nobody else finds it first. His eyes have the power to hypnotize ANYONE.
to be honest, mario head looks like the wario apparition!
Actually, the whole "Wario Apparition" thing has been dealt with a long time ago by SA2 Dub Eggman... Something about someone called "Jazz Hands" doing something to his wife? It was all over the news, though I guess you were up in space for that and missed the whole thing.
yeah, i was trapped up there for a long time, but good thing i landed back on earth! right? because i couldn't escape space core's ranting about space all the time.
So...what kind of pizza do you have?
Wrong serial number. Who has hacked into my frequency?
...W-W-What? It's Heat Man, remember? Your boss!
Error. I have no boss. Consider under rank, "Equal" of unit group known as "Proxy Hunters".
You've got to be kidding me. Sending reset code now-w.
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Now-w-w then. Come in SPJ-0032! Respond.
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SPJ-0032?
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Error. Reset code does not match with circuity.
...Come again?
Denied. Have a nice day...Heat Man. Shutting off frequency.
...W-W-Well that sucks.
You coming Jack?
...Yes.
....Yikes.
Oh. Right. Former boss. Kinda forgot about this whole fiasco.
I should pummel you two for supporting the same guy who did all of this.
Luckily for you, bringing you guys back to HQ as a bag of bolts won't bring the city back. Unluckily for you, I don't happen to care.
And here we go with the macho meathead faceoff.
Maybe if you weren't such a useless scumbag of a robot you could've prevented this.
Ha! Coming from the lackey of the orchestrator. Since you're so eager for a beatdown, I'd be happy to oblige humbling you and your blue buddy. After all, now that the city's decimated, it won't make much of a-
Now hold on a minute, ya'll.
If you guys wanna settle the score between you two, that's fine. But I'm not here for that. This city of yours has gone on in ruins for long enough.
And what does this have to do--
...with us.
(...What just happened?)
I don't know, but this looks like a job for the Crusher Crusa--
--OW!
No one is doing that!
*sigh*.
ugh...space?
space core, that's the Boobeam trap! also, space core, have you ever wondered what happened to militron?
Seriously? is EVERYBODY gonna speak of that over-sized tin head?
i don't think so, space core, i think he got exposed by link for all i can remember!
is the boobeam trap detecting that....MILITRON IS ARMORED AGAIN?!
no worries, dark skull man, i'll defeat that big metallic brute for you!
Uhh.....i don't think it's happy to see us!
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