...even before it mixed with the Evil Energy, it was modified?!
...
So, you think you're a master alchemist now?
Well, I've got news for you: you're not.
And what did you just call me? You're really getting ahead of yourself...
Back in 20XX*, Dr. Wily stole seven industrial robots from his former co-worker, Dr. Light.
The only one left was Cut Man. Wily shrugged him off for being a mere lumber-cutting robot...


...and that's when I cut in!!!
...how?!?!
Looks like this isn't your average game of Mario Kart!
...if that's how it's going down, so be it.
Stop acting like you're the boss. You're the most well-known source of evil in this world short of Wily, and you can bet even while that shady beta boy and his friends waste their time eating pizza, everyone else is coming straight for your head. Including me.
Oh, I'm not counting on victory at all. Not for you, anyway.
This is the best you can do? Don't make me laugh. Not like you could, anyway.
We're not done yet!
Oh.
Nobody likes a tryhard, chump.
Yaaaaay!!!
Well, looks like it's my turn! For REAL, this time...boy, that was a confusing page 113.
Bane, Fortem, either of you wanna play this match?
Gagh! The Genesis Unit hasn't even shown up...!
I refuse to let people be hurt by my past mistakes, no matter what those mistakes have been turned into.




Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in a robot's paradise~ been spendin' most our lives..
You the former owner of this dump?
Former? What's it to-a-you?
Sorry, but along with the other 7/24th of the entire city... This building belongs to us now.
You-a-can't be serious...
Pack your stuff and leave. Or we'll show you just how serious you can get.
Over a fourth of this town belongs to us now. There's nowhere there they can hide. And after this lousy bottom-feeder is done packing up, we'll set up this area as our base of operations. Starting now, you all are to lay low and act as reconnaissance until 4827-- who we all know is the least capable of us-- goofs the mission. Then we strike. Got it?


Got it, sir.
Maybe so. Or perhaps if you allow me to do some coding practice, I could throw a couple of things together to make a new character for you to pick up.
I don't see why not. Have you payed attention to the kind of world we live in?
How are you going to hack a game that's already turned on?
Me and Phantom are going to help with that; We're going to make sure the game stays on and doesn't crash or anything.
Alright, let's get to work!
...Aaaaand done! Take a look at this!
So, uh, this makes up for the whole "shocking you" thing, right...?

Right... So, apology accepted?
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