You-a-guys, we may have-a-problem on our hands.
Let's-a-teach this baldie who's-a-boss and get-a-that Master Emerald back!
Not so fast, fatty!
Hmm. That's-a-strange. I've-a-done this all the time, and-a-the Emeralds never..
....Shattered?
....MAMA MIA!!
So, er... do you all-a-want to hear the good-a-news first or the-a-bad news?
Oh, come on! Look away for one moment and THIS happens...
Would this be a bad time to say that the Master Emerald's not the only thing that's broken?
One of the Chaos Emeralds are broken, too!? How did this happen!?
We're not too sure. We just found it in space when we were returning from blowing up that other Robotnik's Death Egg.
Well, either way, the Master Emerald's pieces are now scattered all over the world! I'll need to try and track them down...
Hey, it's kinda our fault the Master Emerald broke in the first place, in some way. Why don't we help you?
I dunno... I'm kinda the only one who can sense the Master Emerald's energy in its shards.
True. But I doubt you know everything about this world. It's going to take multiple people to navigate it safely.
He's got you there, Knucklehead.
...Oh, alright. I suppose a few helping hands won't hurt.
Now, hold on. What about those Team Mecha guys!?
Come on, Bass. I'm sure if they were going to go anywhere, they would've done so by now. Let's just focus on our current problems.
...Fine.
Gee, it's so boring around here.
It's not supposed to be fun, Link. We're supposed to find that lost copy of Super Mario 64 that Mario Head's eyes are in to protect it and keep it from breaking!
I just wonder what the King's up to...
I'm sure he's fine. That Mario Head is NEVER gonna break the Triforce of Courage with just his voice!
Yeah, I guess you're right...
Link, look!
Is this a piece of the Master Emerald...?
Gee, I wonder how that red echidna messed up this time...
I dunno, but I think we should lend a hand, and keep an eye out for more of them. We'll give him what we've found if we run into him.
Great idea! And who knows, it may lead us to that Super Mario 64 copy!
Anyway, it's been fun going on this Wild Goose Chase, Alter, but since you wanna do this the hard way, we'll just damage you up so bad it'll disable you, leaving us to reprogram you into obedience. Either way, It's game over. Captain?
On it.
What the--!?
...Hmph. If that's the way it's going to be, then so be it. But know this, Alter... We will find you.
We've found theses weird Crystals shards. What should we do with them?
Well, the first thing we should do is hold on to them and watch out for any signs of trouble. Who knows? They may be of use to us later. Quints! Warp Out!
Noted, Duo. I doubt we'll find them so easily, but we'll keep it in mind.
Come on, guys... We've got some emeralds to find!
...Did you hear that, my Classic counterpart...?
Oh COURSE I have! Who do you take me for?
If we get our hands on those Master Emerald pieces, we'll be able to have our revenge on BOTH of our world's Sonics!
I just hope it goes better for me than the Phantom Ruby did... I wonder what happened to it, anyways.
Beats me. Now, come along, my counterpart...
...?
...!
The Man of Dyna was certainly a formidable opponent...as was that wheeled vehicle.
But no matter! For I am GILGAMESH, and I will wander these endless woods for as long as I must to seek my next challenger!
...I'm quite certain I've seen that rock five hundred and sixty times by now.
Alas, it is becoming increasingly obvious!
NOT EVEN I CAN DENY IT FOR A MINUTE MORE!!!
...I am lost.
Oh! What have we here???
Ha ha! Treasures! And the perfect amount, too!
With each arm, I shall now carry not only a weapon, but also a very shiny thingy!!!
...?
what? what the hell?!
Right. It wouldn't-a-be fair of me not to-a-chip in at-a-this point, would it?
Let's-a-go!
How may I be of service?
Grrrh! They had a damn party at that restaurant, and no one invited me!? How dare they! Why, I oughta--! OW!
And now this!? Whoever's rocks these belong to had better be prepared, I'm going to... to...
...I'm going to be rich! WAH HAH HAH HAH HA!
GET BACK HERE WITH THAT PIECE, YOU YELLOW FAT MOTHERFUCKER!
Ugh......I.M. Meen, suck him back in your book so we don't have to hear about sark's voice again. he's beginning to annoy me.....
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
*Gulp* N-Nothing.
OH, YEAH? WHY WOULD YOU CARE, YOU BLUE-SPIKY PRICK!? UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A PIECE TO GIVE TO ME, I'M NOT SURE HOW YOUR CONCERNS ARE MY PROBLEM!
Wario, Sark could rip you to shreds, think about it, he's an EXE for god's sake!
Damn right, i am! and DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PRICK, YOU BIG-BELLIED SON OF A BITCH?!
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