Nice try, but you're not getting away so easily. CHAOS CONTROL!
Ugh... What happened...? ...Wait, where's all my weed!?
I took back those pieces of the Master Emerald so that they could be reunited with the other pieces.
Oh, come on... You can't just hog all the- ...Ah, whatever... I'm not conscious enough to fight back.
...I'm not THIS stupid, am I?
Eh, give or take.
Oh, ha ha. Very funny, Sonic.
It seems you guys have caught up with the other guy.
So, where to next...?
fine den i aint holdin shid bak eithr
ET MAH MINFUK BETCH
I never was a fan of Necrozma or his Ultra Beasts... But an idiot like you takes the cake.
...I think it's high time to wipe you off the face of the Earth, you disgusting creature.
o hey, u jus savd mii da trubble o hundin u out
Oh, trust me. There's only two Pokemon dying on this planet... You, and that pathetic waste of space of a Rotom. And you will both die by MY hands alone.
...But before we begin...
I know what you're about, space droid. I'm not giving you the CHANCE to "purify" me. I have no need for cleansing... Other than to cleanse my world of those wretched humans who ruin everything for us Pokemon.
...But enough about later. Let's focus on the now.
Still think we should wait things out?
We don't know what might happen next.
Well, we can't leave him unguarded! Not after how he helped us.
...Alright then. Let's get this over with..
Oh, boy, this ain't good.
We need to get going before it's too late!
Can't. that other... thing has a few of those pieces.
What are you--
Hey, uh, we aren't really here to fight. Just to gather these emerald pieces and take our friend... and his friends... out of here. You don't really seem to have any use for them, so can you just let us have them?
We don't even know this person! Do you seriously expect them to just hand the shards over to us?
...!
...
...I can see in your mind that you want to avenge your friends... Also, apparently these "Master Emerald shards" are supposed to belong to your "Modern counterpart". ...I care little for either of these factors. However, I shall grant you permission to assist me in this combat.
Okay, this is getting stupid. I'm beginning to regret involving ourselves with this.
There. Now you have no more friends you need "avenging".
As for you.
You. Take these. Now then. You two and your idiot red friend there have no reason to continue fighting. Now you two can have your stupid Pokemon battle, and you three can go look for an emerald that doesn't even belong to your time or dimension.
Dude, you should probably chill out--
Really? And let this meaningless squabble go on? I don't think so. I've got better things to do than watch my brain deteriorate from the sheer idiocy I have witnessed transpire.
...Every party needs a party pooper, that's why they invited you. Party pooper.... Party pooper.
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