ARRIVAL 100% COMPLETE.
I see you've returned, my boy! Tell me, how did it feel to conquer those meddlesome heroes?!
Yeah... About that, pops... There weren't really any heroes. Just this evil guy and a metal robot, along with a dude in a pod. They kinda had similar outfits to yours.
Drat! It must be one of those bothersome "Eggmen" trying to steal my thunder! Let's see... If I was a conniving doctor-- which I am-- the first thing I would do is somehow enable a tracking system in enemy territory. Speaking of which...
If my hypothesis is correct, then hello there.... Doctor Ivo Robotnik.
You nicombots! I told you to find those Master Emerald shards! Why can't you idiots do anything right!?
We're sorry, your wickedness... But when those Koopas were called to action, we had to follow along, otherwise we'd be found out!
Ugh, my aching head... I feel like I've been blacking out for a moment there...
That's because that other-me has the ability to control other machines... A very intriguing ability indeed...
Well, maybe it worked on these two, but not me! I was too smart to fall under such control!
As IF! You most certainly WERE under control! I know because I wasn't and I saw you doing the exact same thing as the others!
Hey, so were you!
Neither of you were under control of that other me! And it's most likely because you're far too dimwitted for mind control to work on either of you!
...Which gives me a brilliantly rotten idea!
Hmm... Not a bad offer.. Though there is one thing in particular preventing me from accepting it.
My genius son here tells me that you've threatened the very course of his being. This is one action that I cannot tolerate. Call it a form of sentiment, if you will, but I do not take very kindly to those who would threaten his life. As for the shards...
...What's the hurry? there are plenty more to go around.... Why not ask one of the other charitable residents of this planet?
Alright skull man, i think i decided to join AOSTH Robotnik's team, you with me?
Why, yes! i'm joining him as well!
i'm also joining his team, but not going against sonic.

LET'S GO!
Ah, I see we have some visitors... I'm afraid my son is not here at the moment...
...I'm afraid you'll have to deal with little ol' me.
how did you get here so fast?
isn't it obvious, she might've stalked us and followed us.
i'm just gonna supervise.
Maybe I did follow you three... or maybe it's because I live here now! SOMEONE has to scorn him for being such a miserable failure!
Now, what do you want!?
isn't it obvious? to join robotnik's team, we're sick and tired of being dr. wily's minions.
yeah, wily's the guy who betrayed us robots, and dr. light let us get robotnapped by wily. so, we decided to join AOSTH Robotnik's team. anything wrong with that?
I FINALLY FOUND YOU ROBOT BASTARDS! NOW YOU ALL ARE GONNA DIE!
Anybody invited him over to joining robotnik's team?
...I see... (Must be from another universe. This universe's Dr. Wily has been dead for quite some time now.)
Well, I have some good news, and some bad news... The good news is that my son isn't going to hire you. The BAD news is, you're now a part of my army! And your FIRST mission won't be an easy task.
This is the highest quality of standard demon hunting equipment! And I hope you know how to use it; Your first task is to ELIMINATE that meddling Archdemon, Sark!
Oh, and don't worry about him breaking in any second now; I had this entire fortress spraycleaned with Holy Water.*
FOOL! i am a demon of sharpness!
heh! now that's a task i can accept!
Now we're on mama robotnik's side, wily's less to worry about.
You're a demon of NOTHING! In THIS world, it doesn't matter what kind of demon you are; Sharpness, Wave, or whatever, a demon's just a demon... An entity with NO spot in this world's heiarchy!
Now, you three, stop wasting around and get to spilling that demon's blood!
yes ma'am! understood everything you said.
GAAAH!!!!! Why you little-
AAARGH!!!! GOD DAMMIT!
YES! my turn!
AAARGH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!
That was one demon, one more to go, and that one demon is exetior.
Very good... Now, to make sure he's actually gone...
Thank you guys for defeating sark, he was quite annoying.
no problem, exetior, it was our pleasure to kill him for you AND mother robotnik.
How about that-a-giant robot guy* from-a-earlier? he-a-must've found a good amount of those-a-pieces by now.
Although... I don't-a-really know-a-how we can-a-contact him...
Iunno, given how much sense this world makes it wouldn't surprise me if he just had a phone.
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