I wish it was that easy...but researching how to break into their base is going to take just as long.
Not to mention the threat these unwilling minions pose...
Dedede, what are you doing?!
DAT'S WUT AH WANNA SAY T'YOU!!!
You ain't layin' a glove on mah trusty-
AAUGH!!
I presume you meant to say "second in command"?
Now, let's see just how durable you are.
Is that all.? Don't tell me you all you heroes are that simple to eliminate.
Trust me when I say I am no hero.
Hmm?
All though you did save me the trouble of looking for some no-good lowlife looking to cause problems.
...
...Yes. And I bet you'll find a lot more. In space.
Wh--
Now then, to go proceed to my schedule as planned.
...Their "second story", they say... Bah. They know so little... They all do. This isn't the second story of the "Badniks"... This is the book's ending. The second coming of El Grande Padre... And the END of this wretched Omniverse, perhaps even beyond.
...And I'll make sure that not only they know it... But also accept their inevitable demise.
...Alright. This is, like, the best place to train you... Welcome to the Shaggy Dimension, man.
Intriguing... So, is this where you are going to teach me Mastered Ultra Instinct?
...Sorry, man. But, like, due to Cranky's nerfing, you have lost the power permanently... Fortunately, however, I can, like, grant you an alternative...
An alternative...?
Ree hee hee! Rou ralled me, Rhaggy?
...Seriously? You're going to have the dog train me? What is this, Role Reversal Saturday?
Hey, like, give Scoobs some more respect, man! He was the first person- Dog, rather- that I have ever trained, and he was capable of obtaining close to, like, 75% of my full power! He is more than capable of training you.
Wow, that much?
Like, who said my limit was at 100%?
...Ok... And what kind of power, exactly, will he be able to teach me?
...Rhe rowers of rhe Rods of Restruction.
Y-YOUR HIGHNESS!!!
I'm sorry! I didn't...it was Team...it...
...Dee...ahm not mad..it wasn't you...
Hyah!
Agh!
You've grown soft, Dark Elf.
I'm sorry, is having a heart "growing soft"?!
Certainly not. Even before you reached your cruelest moment, you were still willing to back down to the Trio of Origin.
But we didn't send things down here to discuss power. We did it to seize it.
I'd say it's about time you and Devious lived in someone's shadow again. The shadow of someone who has been forced into the same control as you before.
It can't be...!
Your fear and denial betrays you almost as much as your weakness.
And for that, you will fall before the Black Kingdom's queen.
Hello Dr. Doppler. Its me. Dr. Cossack! Listen! We have a solution for this HEX adaptor problem! Its Murcury! You know, the stardroid! He'll take those adaptors out through his grab buster! Its a miracle! Then a helicopter drops Mercury down beside Dark Elf! Mercury: Heya sugar lips! Let ME take care of this THOT!
(Welp, this should provide an adequate distraction. I'm off to gain myself some technobabble, suckers!
(Alright, now if I were a warehouse full of blueprints for technological wonders, where would an architect put me?)
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