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...And are you sure this will work? It HAS to. I just see no other way around it. There's no other possible way to confront him... No available universe has the flexibility needed to be able to confront him directly. And how do you know he will come? ...He is an investor of Chaos and Destruction. He will come... It would be against his nature not to. ...I looked at where he kept it. The Anti-Omni Meme of which that devil manifested from. ...It's gone, Bt. And there's only one person in this entire Omniverse who also knows where it is... And would have the motives to take it. ...And Reaper is too gullible and naive to notice any of this. And even then, he would not agree to do any of what I am doing, even if it's for a greater cause. I HAVE to be the one to do it. There is no other way around it. ...But if the Trio of Origin... the Creators of the Internet's Multi-Omniverse find out about this... ...They can erase this universe for all I care. But not until we get rid of Beta Devil... For GOOD.Greetings, one and all, and welcome to the Chaos Zone. This is an attempt to do what the Absurd Roleplay attempted to do: Create a safe environment for people to be OP so that, hopefully, it won't spread to other threads.
I'll let it be known now: This is NOT a continuation of the Absurd Roleplay itself, nor of its story/stories. If you participated in the Absurd Roleplay at some point and wish to bring back any characters or plotpoints that existed at the time, feel free. But do note that this is, more or less, its own continuity. Heck, if anything, it doesn't even need its own continuity. But, I'd be foolish to think it won't. In fact, I am counting on it.
Anyways. Some ground rules:
1. If you're going to do stats and damage, feel free to have them be as big as possible. Just don't make them extremely long. 2. Do not use other people's characters. Feel free to make as many characters as you would like, though. 3. If you want to destroy the world, that's fine. Want to destroy the galaxy? Great. The universe? Can always be pieced back together. But do NOT. Under ANY circumstances. Destroy ANY universe that is not involved with this thread. You are also equally banned from destroying the entire Omniverse, or any Omniverse beyond. There are... certain people. I want to avoid the attention of. So let's refrain from stretching out the destruction to beyond this thread, ok?
...I think that about covers it. You all enjoy yourselves.
The Chaos Zone Posted by Ninja Phantom on June 10th, 2020 at 4:40pm Viewed 13565 Times
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 8:06pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 8:19pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 8:06pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 8:19pm
#1
...Puyo? (The 100 what-o?) I think he just came up with it on the spot. You can help him out after THIS task, though. Puyo, puyo... Puy, puyo? (Right, right... So, am I doing this right?) Yes, that's perfect. These seven planet-sized stones were once the Super Dragon Balls... And now that they're reunited, all you have to do is use your power to restore them. Puyo...? (How do I do that...?) Just do what feels natural to you.
Kirby ponders for a moment... Then pulls out a Giant Friendship Heart! He then throws it at the Super Dragon Balls, of which then begins to glow...
...That works. (Don't worry, Cranky... We'll get you out of there soon enough.)
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 8:18pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 8:31pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 8:18pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 8:31pm
#2
..... You're not the only one with any past grudges. Is this familiar? It should be. ..... That's right Worship. When I tried to fight off the Anti-Omni Corruption, you froze me. When I tried resurrecting Prototype to declare my independence, you froze me. ..... Let me tell you something. In my mind, as I talk, I see every universe, every dimension, every timeline (trust me, a lot of weird ones). The ones where I win. The ones where I don't exist. The infinitely expanding, newly created ones. But in this encounter, I see billions of different methods of me killing you. I could give you the old Photon treatment. I could trap you in the void while being forced to listen to Peanut Butter Jelly Time. I could crumple you like a paper ball, rip you to pieces, or fold you and set you to be the object of an infinite game of Paper Football. ..... But honestly, looking at you this--- feeble. Powerless. It gives me content. It gives me pleasure. It gives me satisfaction.And just so nobody goes saving you or even killing you off, I'm going to put you in a realm only I have access to. What say you to that, Worship? ..... I knew you'd see it my way.
Regulus stuffs Worship in a dimension outside of space and time reality, in the middle of infinite density and infinite pressure, inside of the highest realm of being to ever exist, locked so that he and he only can access it forever.
Alright, time to leave again. Regulus leaves. I don't hear the sound of explanations! Forget it. Forget them. We'll just leave. We don't have time to waste here, anyway. We have to go. The duo teleport out.
Then Crankey stops them from making the wish. Crankey's voice: Matt wait! Don't waste that wish on me! That'd be a terrible idea! Use it on Regulus! He's in need to have his contract cancelled! So use them for that instead!Hightower: Please Matt! Listen to him! Its the only way! We can wait for Cranky to retun later! Right now You need to use the super dragon balls to get rid of that cursed contract!
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 8:49pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 8:55pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 8:49pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 8:55pm
#6
...Whatever deal or "contract" Regulus has made won't get rid of his power... I'm not sure if ANYTHING even the Super Dragon Balls can do would help. Our only option is to weaken Regulus, then find a way to get rid of his power for good... Or otherwise kill him. ...Nogard Enivid, hsiw ym tnarg dna emoc. Peas and carrots!
Suddenly, the Super Dragon Balls activate, revealing the golden wishmaker, Super... Kirby???
Hiiiiiiiiii!~ ...(I'd be lying if I said I was expecting this...) Puyo, puyo... Puy puyo puyo. Puy puyo. Th-Three wishes!? (Is Great Entity Kirby really that more powerful than his previous incarnation, Zeno-sama...!?) ...Ybrik Repus... hsiw tsrif ym rof... Obmil-Irt eht morf Gnok Yknrac nruter!
Super Kirby begins to glow, attempting to bring Cranky Kong back into the realm of Existence...!(TRANSLATION SUB-VERSE)
...Divine Dragon, come and grant my wish. Peas and carrots!
Suddenly, the Super Dragon Balls activate, revealing the golden wishmaker, Super... Kirby???
Hiiiiiiiiii!~ ...(I'd be lying if I said I was expecting this...) You, who have summoned me... You may have 3 wishes. Anything your hearts desire. Th-Three wishes!? (Is Great Entity Kirby really that more powerful than his previous incarnation, Zeno-sama...!?) ...Super Kirby... for my first wish... Return Cranky Kong from the Tri-Limbo!
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 8:55pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 8:57pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 8:55pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 8:57pm
#8
Cranky Kong: I'm back baby! Along with smuggling us a new friend.Hightower: I was literally inside his mind!Future Sunstar: How is this timeline even possible?!Future Evil Mirror: Who knows man... but what I do know is that i'm from the pc-98 era of touhou games and can create evil versions of everyone if they look at me. Even works on villains causing their good sides to come out!
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 9:15pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 9:18pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 9:15pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 9:18pm
#9
Puyo puyo... Puyo, puyo! ...Yllautca, dnim t'nod uoy fi, won rof hsiw dnoces taht ot no dloh ot ekil dlouw I. ...Hm... Puyo puyo... Puy, puyo puyo. Puy puyo.
The second wish is now under Matt's reserve.
Puy puyo... Puyo puy puyo puyo? ...A third wish...
Matt looks over to Kirby... The regular, small, round, and pink one.
...Kirby. You have done excellently, returning the Super Dragon Balls to their former glory... And then some.I think you deserve this last wish. Puyo...?
Kirby begins to ponder upon what his wish should be.Your wish is granted... Next, please! ...Actually, if you don't mind, I would like to hold on to that second wish for now. ...Hm... A little unorthodox... But, you two gave me life. I'll accept.
The second wish is now under Matt's reserve.
In that case... What shall be your final wish? ...A third wish...
Matt looks over to Kirby... The regular, small, round, and pink one.
...Kirby. You have done excellently, returning the Super Dragon Balls to their former glory... And then some.I think you deserve this last wish. For me...?
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 9:20pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 9:28pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 9:20pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 9:28pm
#10
Cranky Kong: I wonder what will happen... but yes Kirby, just for you, old friend. Cranky then pushed a pls nerf button that somehow nefs both El Grande Padre and Regulus! Only allowing him to erase only half a universe...
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 9:34pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 9:42pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 9:34pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 9:42pm
#12
Crankey Kong: Jokes on you. It only works once every twenty five quadrillion millennia! Now reveal yourself or i'll beat an answer outta ya! And by it he means yes. And by yes, I mean both. So there was no ray at ALL. So yeah, narrators can use their narration powers to nerf things themselves!
(???:) Oh, PLEASE, 80's DK. The only way you'd be able to get to me is if you annihilated my minions in Singularity. That, and you'd ALSO need a way to navigate The Void. (???:) Also, if you're referring to the debuff machine, I managed to work around that. Now it can be recharged with Empty-Type attacks. And guess what type I happen to be?
Cranky: Ugh... Matt, can you please deal with this guy who sent me to tri-limbo please? This none-type bastard is in dire need of punnishment! Cranky told Matt of the beings presence.
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 9:47pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 9:51pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 9:47pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 9:51pm
#15
(???:) Don't even bother. You're the only one that can hear me right now. Besides, where'd you think I'm broadcasting this from? (also please imagine him having the voice of Dell Laptop from this video, because that's my headcanon voice for him)
Crankey then used his hidden ability he gained from tri-limbo... The Hand Crankey then closed the distance between him and the being. Cranky: What do you have against me ya dumbass? Because I have just the password to rip ya a new one.Passcode: B-A-Z-I-N-G-A.Debuff Machine: CODE ACCEPTED. NOW COMMENCING SELF ERASURE FROM EXISTIANCE. Then the debuff machine started t- oh wait it already imploded on itself... huh.
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 9:55pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 10:00pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 9:55pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 10:00pm
#17
Turns out, however, The Hand cannot cross dimensions! Also, "???" changed the password to something MUCH more complex, so it wouldn't work anyway!
(???:) It's The VOID, monkey. I'm contacting you from THE VOID. You know, that place where barely anything exists except my fortress and everything in it, plus a list of every question that's been asked ever?
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 9:57pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 10:02pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 9:57pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 10:02pm
#18
Cranky: Gr... CRYSTAL COCONUT!!!Crystal Coconut 2: I AM ALREDY ON IT MASTER CRANKY. FOR I HAVE HIRED ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS FORCES IN THE CHARACTER RANK. The Void... ???: So this is the place... lets see how his minions deal with...ME? Joseph Joestar himself! Holy crap!
Posted on August 11th, 2020 at 10:05pmEdited on 2020/08/11 at 10:07pm
Posted 2020/08/11 at 10:05pmEdited 2020/08/11 at 10:07pm
#20
(OOC: RSB. Your ruining it. Your ruining my fun. Stop now or I WILL tell Beta about this! So stop it, leave it at the button, and fuck off with that character! Your technically cheating by nerfing the omni meme! And it CAN'T. BE. NERFED. To my knowledge. So stop, and leave me alone ya bully!)
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